Tigers X - Number one Source to Talk Auburn Tigers Sports

Pat Dye Field => Beard-Eaves Memorial Coliseum => Topic started by: Kaos on January 19, 2009, 12:23:18 AM

Title: Nell Fortner
Post by: Kaos on January 19, 2009, 12:23:18 AM
Doable?
Title: Re: Nell Fortner
Post by: Saniflush on January 19, 2009, 07:41:28 AM
Quote from: Kaos on January 19, 2009, 12:23:18 AM
Doable?

I would rather do Nell Carter.
Title: Re: Nell Fortner
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on January 19, 2009, 02:47:02 PM
This is one of those questions that make me feel good about only being 33.  Not sure why... just sayin....
Title: Re: Nell Fortner
Post by: Kaos on January 20, 2009, 12:27:32 PM
Quote from: AuburnChopper2.0 on January 19, 2009, 02:47:02 PM
This is one of those questions that make me feel good about only being 33.  Not sure why... just sayin....

I can't recall exactly what she looks like.  I got nothing to go on.  All I know is she's blonde and athletic and allegedly has boobs.  Beyond that I didn't look. 
Title: Re: Nell Fortner
Post by: Thrilla on January 20, 2009, 01:12:50 PM
Quote from: Kaos on January 20, 2009, 12:27:32 PM
I can't recall exactly what she looks like.  I got nothing to go on.  All I know is she's blonde and athletic and allegedly has boobs.  Beyond that I didn't look. 

Boobs?  If you like the sagging variety. The last picture is the best, if you can even say that.

:idhitit: repeatedly with a 32 inch Louisville Slugger

(http://cache.gettyimages.com/xc/725132.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF193875DCB1DD8387ABB7FF455EF09CE81A9284831B75F48EF45)

(http://cache.gettyimages.com/xc/490088.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF193CEF9A2866663FA4308C261AF18B0D33E284831B75F48EF45)

(http://www.auburn.edu/event/hunger/images/au_10.jpg)
Title: Re: Nell Fortner
Post by: Kaos on January 20, 2009, 01:21:46 PM
Quote from: Thrilla on January 20, 2009, 01:12:50 PM
Boobs?  If you like the sagging variety. The last picture is the best, if you can even say that.

:idhitit: repeatedly with a 32 inch Louisville Slugger

(http://cache.gettyimages.com/xc/725132.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF193875DCB1DD8387ABB7FF455EF09CE81A9284831B75F48EF45)

(http://cache.gettyimages.com/xc/490088.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF193CEF9A2866663FA4308C261AF18B0D33E284831B75F48EF45)

(http://www.auburn.edu/event/hunger/images/au_10.jpg)

Only two of them showed. 

She's better than Hillary, Michelle GigantoJaw Obama, Pat Summit, Rosie, Barbara Walters, Whoopi, Joy Behar and several others I can think of. 

So she's a step above "stranded on a desert island." 
Title: Re: Nell Fortner
Post by: Tarheel on January 20, 2009, 01:33:55 PM
Quote from: Kaos on January 20, 2009, 01:21:46 PM
Only two of them showed. 

She's better than Hillary, Michelle GigantoJaw Obama, Pat Summit, Rosie, Barbara Walters, Whoopi, Joy Behar and several others I can think of. 

So she's a step above "stranded on a desert island."  

I would say that your logic is sound.
Title: Re: Nell Fortner
Post by: wesfau2 on January 20, 2009, 02:27:11 PM
Quote from: Thrilla on January 20, 2009, 01:12:50 PM
Boobs?  If you like the sagging variety. The last picture is the best, if you can even say that.

:idhitit: repeatedly with a 32 inch Louisville Slugger

(http://cache.gettyimages.com/xc/725132.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF193875DCB1DD8387ABB7FF455EF09CE81A9284831B75F48EF45)

(http://cache.gettyimages.com/xc/490088.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF193CEF9A2866663FA4308C261AF18B0D33E284831B75F48EF45)

(http://www.auburn.edu/event/hunger/images/au_10.jpg)

I'd fuck her.
Title: Re: Nell Fortner
Post by: Tarheel on January 20, 2009, 02:35:33 PM
Quote from: wesfau2 on January 20, 2009, 02:27:11 PM
I'd fuck her.

Brevity is the soul of wit.
Title: Re: Nell Fortner
Post by: Thrilla on January 20, 2009, 03:01:07 PM
Quote from: Kaos on January 20, 2009, 01:21:46 PM
Only two of them showed. 

She's better than Hillary, Michelle GigantoJaw Obama, Pat Summit, Rosie, Barbara Walters, Whoopi, Joy Behar and several others I can think of. 

So she's a step above "stranded on a desert island." 

That's why I posted three pictures...I have a disease, and it's called red x syndrome.  I can play the law of averages, though.

Quote from: wesfau2 on January 20, 2009, 02:27:11 PM
I'd fuck her.

You like men. 

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTefQWLXZJ5doA1PijzbkF/SIG=13mo19lep/EXP=1232567958/**http%3A//sportsillustrated.cnn.com/basketball/wnba/news/2000/04/26/fever_draft_ap/t1_fortner_all.jpg)

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTefNKLXZJByIBbQijzbkF/SIG=1238jnaa1/EXP=1232568010/**http%3A//www.nba.com/media/jrnba/nell_fortner.jpg)

Title: Re: Nell Fortner
Post by: Ogre on January 20, 2009, 05:11:44 PM
Quote from: wesfau2 on January 20, 2009, 02:27:11 PM
I'd fuck her.

I'd tag-team it with you.
Title: Re: Nell Fortner
Post by: wesfau2 on January 20, 2009, 05:12:22 PM
Quote from: Ogre on January 20, 2009, 05:11:44 PM
I'd tag-team it with you.

Get off my Kool-Aid, bitch!
Title: Re: Nell Fortner
Post by: Thrilla on January 20, 2009, 05:17:55 PM
Quote from: Ogre on January 20, 2009, 05:11:44 PM
I'd tag-team it with you.

She could body-double as your mom, you incestual bastard.