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Pat Dye Field => Beard-Eaves Memorial Coliseum => Topic started by: Saniflush on December 08, 2008, 08:48:40 AM
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January 17 seems to be the target date if any are interested. Me thinks this could be a good time!
Thoughts?
http://stats.al.com/cbk/teamstats.asp?yr=&team=0028&submit=Go&report=schedule (http://stats.al.com/cbk/teamstats.asp?yr=&team=0028&submit=Go&report=schedule)
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January 17 seems to be the target date if any are interested. Me thinks this could be a good time!
Thoughts?
http://stats.al.com/cbk/teamstats.asp?yr=&team=0028&submit=Go&report=schedule (http://stats.al.com/cbk/teamstats.asp?yr=&team=0028&submit=Go&report=schedule)
one fucking nationally broadcast game....this sucks...
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January 17 seems to be the target date if any are interested. Me thinks this could be a good time!
Thoughts?
http://stats.al.com/cbk/teamstats.asp?yr=&team=0028&submit=Go&report=schedule (http://stats.al.com/cbk/teamstats.asp?yr=&team=0028&submit=Go&report=schedule)
I'm in for that.
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I'm in for that.
me too. Rooms at the conference center or Wes's favorite place ( the Travel Lodge) should be reasonable.
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me too. Rooms at the conference center or Wes's favorite place ( the Travel Lodge) should be reasonable.
You get visitors in your bed at the Travel Lodge for no extra charge.
They are arthropods, but, hey, it's a party, right?
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You get visitors in your bed at the Travel Lodge for no extra charge.
They are arthropods, but, hey, it's a party, right?
Weren't there some hookers going door to door the last time we were using that as a base of operations?
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Weren't there some hookers going door to door the last time we were using that as a base of operations?
Indeed, there were.
I think their hooker-radar locked on to the warp-speed chatter and grinding of teeth in our room.
That was the only time I've ever ordered food at the Waffle House, looked at the plate and said: fuck it, I'm not hungry.
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Indeed, there were.
I think their hooker-radar locked on to the warp-speed chatter and grinding of teeth in our room.
That was the only time I've ever ordered food at the Waffle House, looked at the plate and said: fuck it, I'm not hungry.
Good fucking times indeed!
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January 17 seems to be the target date if any are interested. Me thinks this could be a good time!
Thoughts?
http://stats.al.com/cbk/teamstats.asp?yr=&team=0028&submit=Go&report=schedule (http://stats.al.com/cbk/teamstats.asp?yr=&team=0028&submit=Go&report=schedule)
this might be doable. who else is in?
thinking of coming down saturday morning and leaving sunday morning. have to finalize the january work schedule, however.
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I might be able to make this work.
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Would it be pretty easy to score tickets to this game (say, 6 next to each other, for example?)
It's been some time since I've been to a game, but never have I gone when I haven't been a student.
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Would it be pretty easy to score tickets to this game (say, 6 next to each other, for example?)
It's been some time since I've been to a game, but never have I gone when I haven't been a student.
Well I haven't ever gone when I wasn't shitfaced so we got that going for us. Don't know about getting seats together or not. I will see what I can find out.
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Well I haven't ever gone when I wasn't shitfaced so we got that going for us.
What are talking about? That's certainly not going to change, especially if Ogre's going to be there feeding us all his specialty, Midori Melon jello body shots, taken straight from the brain.
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What are talking about? That's certainly not going to change, especially if Ogre's going to be there feeding us all his specialty, Midori Melon jello body shots, taken straight from the brain.
I wasn't talking about it changing. ESPECIALLY if we are on foot.
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this might be doable. who else is in?
thinking of coming down saturday morning and leaving sunday morning. have to finalize the january work schedule, however.
Count me in.
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Count me in.
you just put the motley in our crue.
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you just put the motley in our crue.
I'll take that as a compliment, Thrilla.
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I'll take that as a compliment, Thrilla.
as you should. now, what about those other lawless hoodlums that frequent northwest georgia with you? will they (lurking tiger, garman) make it?
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as you should. now, what about those other lawless hoodlums that frequent northwest georgia with you? will they (lurking tiger, garman) make it?
I'll check with both and see if they are interested; GarMan doesn't care for "roundball" but if it's an occasion to enjoy adult beverages and cigars I'm sure that he could be persuaded.
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I'll check with both and see if they are interested; GarMan doesn't care for "roundball" but if it's an occasion to enjoy adult beverages and cigars I'm sure that he could be persuaded.
OK bitches. There are plenty enough tickets to get a block so we can all drink sit together. We need to get a head count. I know Tarheel is in and me thinks GarMan will be in if he is in town. Who else has the sack to show?
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OK bitches. There are plenty enough tickets to get a block so we can all drink sit together. We need to get a head count. I know Tarheel is in and me thinks GarMan will be in if he is in town. Who else has the sack to show?
I should be able to make it down.
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I'm in.
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I should be able to make it down.
That sounds just a bit tentative to me Ogre.
For the record; I'm in.
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That sounds just a bit tentative to me Ogre.
For the record; I'm in.
Ogre is ghey.
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Ogre is ghey.
So he drinks Red Bull and Jaegermeister, eh? Yeah, that is ghey.
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So he drinks Red Bull and Jaegermeister, eh? Yeah, that is ghey.
He consumes it while standing under track lighting admiring his window treatments.
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Sorry, I should have been more definitive. I am in.
Which hotel are we staying at?
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Sorry, I should have been more definitive. I am in.
Which hotel are we staying at?
I figured I would shoot for the conference center unless someone has another/better plan?
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I figured I would shoot for the conference center unless someone has another/better plan?
Fine with me. So everyone's going down Saturday morning? Only booking the room for one night?
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Fine with me. So everyone's going down Saturday morning? Only booking the room for one night?
I think that's the plan...my liver hurts already...maybe that's from last weekend.
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Fine with me. So everyone's going down Saturday morning? Only booking the room for one night?
I'll probably make a weekend of it.
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January 17th, right? I'll have my schedule figured out for January by the end of the week. I should be able to make it. If I come, it will be on Saturday morning and I'll depart Sunday mid-morning.
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Got my work schedule nailed down. I am definitely in for this trip and will take a ticket. As mentioned before, I'll come down Saturday morning and leave Sunday late morning/lunchtime.
Why don't one of you mods flex your small e-penis and take all related talk about this game and start a "First Annual TigersX basketball outing" thread? That way we can focus on "tonight's game", against Tuskegee, which better be an ass raping of epic proportions.
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Why don't one of you mods flex your small e-penis and take all related talk about this game and start a "First Annual TigersX basketball outing" thread?
I gotta go to the bathroom and clean up.
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I gotta go to the bathroom and clean up.
I thought it was just a legend, but you really do work quickly.
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I don't know why I am just now finding this thread, but I would like to participate in your little tea party if you haven't already ordered tickets.
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I'm in. I need info on how to buy tickets.
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I'm in. I need info on how to buy tickets.
I would respectfully submit that we wait to see who all is in first, then purchase all the tickets together.
Committed
1) Saniflush
2) Wesfau
3) Ogre
4) Thrilla
5) Tarheel
6) Buzz Killington
Maybe
1) Garman
This look right to you so far? I say we set a deadline for committing, then buy all the tickets together afterwards, so that the seats are together. One person may have to pony up for them with the others paying him back.
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I would respectfully submit that we wait to see who all is in first, then purchase all the tickets together.
Committed
1) Saniflush
2) Wesfau
3) Ogre
4) Thrilla
5) Tarheel
6) Buzz Killington
Maybe
1) Garman
This look right to you so far? I say we set a deadline for committing, then buy all the tickets together afterwards, so that the seats are together. One person may have to pony up for them with the others paying him back.
That sounds like a plan. and yes this looks to be the list thus far.
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That sounds like a plan. and yes this looks to be the list thus far.
Spoke with GarMan last night and he's in; although why he avoids this forum is beyond me.
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**UPDATED**
Committed
1) Saniflush
2) Wesfau
3) Ogre
4) Thrilla
5) Tarheel
6) Buzz Killington
7) Garman
C'mon X'ers...come meet some of the more colorful members of the board whilst cheering on YOUR Auburn Tigers as they pound the Crimson Turds in roundball.
Commit soon as registration for this annual event will soon be coming to a close.
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C'mon X'ers...come meet some of the more colorful members of the board whilst cheering on YOUR Auburn Tigers as they pound the Crimson Turds in roundball.
Commit soon as registration for this annual event will soon be coming to a close.
:wave:
Sounds like a Pep Rally!
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The Birdman says he's a maybe. Gotta see if he can get a kitchen pass.
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I really want to make an Auburn game this year...I may have to pony up and buy a plane ticket to come out there. When is the deadline?
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I really want to make an Auburn game this year...I may have to pony up and buy a plane ticket to come out there. When is the deadline?
Five minutes before tip off.
I imagine that we will try to buy the tickets in the next week to 10 days.
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The Birdman says he's a maybe. Gotta see if he can get a kitchen pass.
I would give three pubic hairs, all pulled from my chode, to meet this man.
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I really want to make an Auburn game this year...I may have to pony up and buy a plane ticket to come out there. When is the deadline?
Bring it, don't sing it! I'm in agreeance with the Ringmaster that we have about 10 days left before we should purchase these things.
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I would give three pubic hairs, all pulled from my chode, to meet this man.
Meh. He's not all that great.
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Meh. He's not all that great.
Perhaps I'll pluck them from the depths of my bunghole, then.
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Perhaps I'll pluck them from the depths of my bunghole, then.
Now you are just trying to bribe him.
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I may have something else going on that weekend, but I'm not sure.
If I go, I'll pull out my decrepit, barely legible, student ID that they haven't made in the same style for a good 6 or 7 years and claim to be a student to get in for $2.
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I may have something else going on that weekend, but I'm not sure.
If I go, I'll pull out my decrepit, barely legible, student ID that they haven't made in the same style for a good 6 or 7 years and claim to be a student to get in for $2.
They switched to the vertical oriented ID's the semester I was graduating. I went and had a new one made the day before graduation for this very reason.
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**UPDATED**
Committed
1) Saniflush
2) Wesfau
3) Ogre
4) Thrilla
5) Tarheel
6) Buzz Killington
7) Garman
C'mon X'ers...come meet some of the more colorful members of the board whilst cheering on YOUR Auburn Tigers as they pound the Crimson Turds in roundball.
Commit soon as registration for this annual event will soon be coming to a close.
Cigars to be smoked and bammers to be heckled? Count my ass in.
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**Updated, for the 2nd time**
Committed
1) Saniflush
2) Wesfau
3) Ogre
4) Thrilla
5) Tarheel
6) Buzz Killington
7) Garman
8) Pell City Tiger
Maybe
1) Chizad
2) Harvey Birdman
3) War Eagle!!!
Has an inverted penis
1) Runswithscissors
2) Birmingham
3) Argo
4) El Guapo
5) Iwannaplay
Oh shit, I read this list and part of my liver instantly hardened. I'm happy to see that Auburn's economy will get a boost on Saturday, January 17th...particulary the food and beverage division.
Committal deadline of January 2nd-3rd, perhaps, with the tickets to be purchased soon thereafter? Discuss.
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Committal deadline of January 2nd-3rd, perhaps, with the tickets to be purchased soon thereafter? Discuss.
That is looking pretty solid. What about that cum catcher Taylor?
Whenever Brad wants to purchase the tickets will be fine with me.
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Ok I am in.
I haven't met a single person off this board so its about time that changes.
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Ok I am in.
I haven't met a single person off this board so its about time that changes.
I'd suggest that you pre-hydrate before this meeting.
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I'd suggest that you pre-hydrate before this meeting.
Listen to him. He's premed.
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**Updated, for the 3rd and perhaps final time**
Committed
1) Saniflush
2) Wesfau
3) Ogre
4) Thrilla
5) Tarheel
6) Buzz Killington
7) Garman
8) Pell City Tiger
9) Aubie16
Maybe
1) Chizad
2) Harvey Birdman
3) War Eagle!!!
4) AWK
Loves to deep throat horse cock
1) Runswithscissors
2) Birmingham
3) Argo
4) El Guapo
5) Iwannaplay
The deadline is fast approaching. The "maybe's" need to step up to the plate. Let us know!
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Just booked a room.
I'm coming up Friday for the whole weekend. Howard called dibs on splitting the room Saturday night, but if someone wants to come Friday night, I'll split the room then as well. Staying at the University Hotel, the cost is $67.47/person based on two per room.
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Just booked a room.
I'm coming up Friday for the whole weekend. Howard called dibs on splitting the room Saturday night, but if someone wants to come Friday night, I'll split the room then as well. Staying at the University Hotel, the cost is $67.47/person based on two per room.
Conference Center, right?
Ogre and I will be sharing a dildo splitting a room there on Saturday night only. Want to make sure you're speaking of the Conference Center before they get a hold of a credit card number.
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Conference Center, right?
Ogre and I will be sharing a dildo splitting a room there on Saturday night only. Want to make sure you're speaking of the Conference Center before they get a hold of a credit card number.
Yes, Conference Center. Should I have typed out Auburn University Hotel and Conference Center located at 241 S. College Street, Auburn, Alabama?
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Yes, Conference Center. Should I have typed out Auburn University Hotel and Conference Center located at 241 S. College Street, Auburn, Alabama?
Well, you already did.
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Yes, Conference Center. Should I have typed out Auburn University Hotel and Conference Center located at 241 S. College Street, Auburn, Alabama?
So...the Heart of Dixie was booked?
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So...the Heart of Dixie was booked?
I have no idea how the entire state could be filled up, but you might try calling the Heart of Auburn to see if they have any rooms available. I went just a bit closer to the bars. Less walking/stumbling involved.
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I have no idea how the entire state could be filled up, but you might try calling the Heart of Auburn to see if they have any rooms available. I went just a bit closer to the bars. Less walking/stumbling involved.
This guy is no novice.
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I have no idea how the entire state could be filled up, but you might try calling the Heart of Auburn to see if they have any rooms available. I went just a bit closer to the bars. Less walking/stumbling involved.
Damn...foiled again by my lack of memory.
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Just booked my room for Saturday night. Watch out, coeds!
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Just booked my room for Saturday night. Watch out, coeds homosexual community!
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Just booked my room for Saturday night. Watch out, coeds!
Work smarter, not harder, Howard.
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I love penis
Great advice, Wes.
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Great advice, Wes.
See, direct and to the point.
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Committed
1) Saniflush
2) Wesfau
3) Ogre
4) Thrilla
5) Tarheel
6) Buzz Killington
7) Garman
8) Pell City Tiger
9) Aubie16
Maybe
1) Chizad
2) Harvey Birdman
3) War Eagle!!!
4) AWK
OK, the deadline is almost here (Friday, January 2nd, for those that don't know). We need to make sure that this list is correct, so when the tickets are bought, we don't have too many or too few. We are still waiting on the "maybe's" to make their final decision. If you have committed but changed your mind, also notify us here. Extra tickets means that Saniflush will try to sell them to a scalper, which will result in a fight and possible jail time, which we are trying to put off until after the game.
Right now we are buying 9. I'm not sure who's going to pony up and pay for them, but let's finalize this thing, already. Tickets cost $20, plus a $3 fee, for a total of $23. There are additional charges for mailing them, but if you print the tickets from home, there are no additional fees. That would make the total $207, for whoever is paying for them online, as long as they print them from home and remember to bring them. Not it.
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OK, the deadline is almost here (Friday, January 2nd, for those that don't know). We need to make sure that this list is correct, so when the tickets are bought, we don't have too many or too few. We are still waiting on the "maybe's" to make their final decision. If you have committed but changed your mind, also notify us here. Extra tickets means that Saniflush will try to sell them to a scalper, which will result in a fight and possible jail time, which we are trying to put off until after the game.
Right now we are buying 9. I'm not sure who's going to pony up and pay for them, but let's finalize this thing, already. Tickets cost $20, plus a $3 fee, for a total of $23. There are additional charges for mailing them, but if you print the tickets from home, there are no additional fees. That would make the total $207, for whoever is paying for them online, as long as they print them from home and remember to bring them. Not it.
Can't we just pick them up at will-call?
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Can't we just pick them up at will-call?
$3 additional fee per ticket for will call. $3 additional fee for mailing, per ticket. $0 additional fee per ticket if printing from home. Strange, yes, but I'm not a big time Tigers Unlimited person making all the rules.
I'm am getting this info from the university's official ticket sales office. Let me research some other options real quick like.
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$3 additional fee per ticket for will call. $3 additional fee for mailing, per ticket. $0 additional fee per ticket if printing from home. Strange, yes, but I'm not a big time Tigers Unlimited person making all the rules.
I'm am getting this info from the university's official ticket sales office. Let me research some other options real quick like.
Yeah, get on that. Sharpish.
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It's no good. The only ticket site that had tickets for this game is StubHub, and they were in the same section but $40 dollars more. Most sites don't even have tickets available for this game, much less 9 together. We're probably going to have to go through the University.
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It's no good. The only ticket site that had tickets for this game is StubHub, and they were in the same section but $40 dollars more. Most sites don't even have tickets available for this game, much less 9 together. We're probably going to have to go through the University.
Alright, Brad, time to spend your ill-gotten gains.
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Alright, Brad, time to spend your ill-gotten gains.
That would be great, but I haven't gotten anything yet.
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That would be great, but I haven't gotten anything yet.
Can't you just foreclose on some 90 year old and auction their property quick like?
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Spoke with GarMan last night and he's in; although why he avoids this forum is beyond me.
What forum?
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I think that's the plan...my liver hurts already...maybe that's from last weekend.
Yeast infection...
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It's no good. The only ticket site that had tickets for this game is StubHub, and they were in the same section but $40 dollars more. Most sites don't even have tickets available for this game, much less 9 together. We're probably going to have to go through the University.
I've been offline for a while but it sounds like getting tickets for this game is, perhaps, a problem.(?) (And here I thought getting a ticket at the Dean Smith Center was difficult...)
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I've been offline for a while but it sounds like getting tickets for this game is, perhaps, a problem.(?) (And here I thought getting a ticket at the Dean Smith Center was difficult...)
I think that conversation was pertaining to getting out of paying any of the tacked on charges. Not getting tickets themselves.
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Right now, the best 9 seats available together (according to the University web site) are in the upper level section 33 row 25. $207 for all 9.
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Right now, the best 9 seats available together (according to the University web site) are in the upper level section 33 row 25. $207 for all 9.
So does that mean you have already purchased them?
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Negative, ghost rider. Just doing some recon.
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Last call?
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Last call?
Yes. Someone needs to purchase the tickets tomorrow, for the 9 listed, unless we see otherwise here.
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Yes. Someone needs to purchase the tickets tomorrow, for the 9 listed, unless we see otherwise here.
OK. Since nobody else seems ready to step up to the plate I will. I have a deadline of noon central time tomorrow for a final count and I will make it rain.
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Fuck my own deadline. I can't wait around for you non-committing fucks (harvey, chizad, awk, war eagle) I just made it rain. Section 33, row 27, seats 5-14. Each of you fuckers owes me $23 assuming that the tenth ticket gets bought by one of the above listed non committing fucks.
They seem to be about as good as the ones Alabama had for the Panthers/Saints game.
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Fuck my own deadline. I can't wait around for you non-committing fucks (harvey, chizad, awk, war eagle) I just made it rain. Section 33, row 27, seats 5-14. Each of you fuckers owes me $23 assuming that the tenth ticket gets bought by one of the above listed non committing fucks.
They seem to be about as good as the ones Alabama had for the Panthers/Saints game.
I'll deduct the ticket cost from your hotel bill (pre-room service and porn).
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I'll deduct the ticket cost from your hotel bill (pre-room service and porn).
I think on demand is taxed at a different rate.
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Can you wait until game time, or do we need to send you the $ sooner?
By the way...anyone in the Birmingham area going need a ride? I don't really want to drive all the way down there by myself, plus I have candy!
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I'm out.
Just realized this is Martin Luther King Weekend.
I'm scheduled for a trip to Gatlinberg with a bunch of folks.
You kids have fun.
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Can you wait until game time, or do we need to send you the $ sooner?
By the way...anyone in the Birmingham area going need a ride? I don't really want to drive all the way down there by myself, plus I have candy!
just wait till we are all together.
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I'm out.
Just realized this is Martin Luther King Weekend.
I'm scheduled for a trip to Gatlinberg with a bunch of folks.
You kids have fun.
Gatlinburg to celebrate MLK day?
Fucking hell.
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Gatlinburg to celebrate MLK day?
Fucking hell.
A wise man once emphasized consolidation of force to me.
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A wise man once emphasized consolidation of force to me.
I value your editorial input.
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I could make it. Give me the info, I refuse to sort through 7 pages. I'm an important person...
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I could make it. Give me the info, I refuse to sort through 7 pages. I'm an important person...
It's on the first fucking page, fucko.
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I could make it. Give me the info, I refuse to sort through 7 pages. I'm an important person...
All 10 tickets I bought are spoken for.
All you need to know is on this page or the first.
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Fuck my own deadline. I can't wait around for you non-committing fucks (harvey, chizad, awk, war eagle) I just made it rain. Section 33, row 27, seats 5-14. Each of you fuckers owes me $23 assuming that the tenth ticket gets bought by one of the above listed non committing fucks.
They seem to be about as good as the ones Alabama had for the Panthers/Saints game.
Thanks for getting the Tickets, Sani. I'll settle up with you when we next meet.
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Every once in a while, Uncle Saniflush shows his kinder side.
I am pleased to witness this in person, and will be even more pleased to buy this gentle soul a beer (or twenty) on the loveliest village on the plains.
Thank you, and I have started drinking mass quantities of water...starting now.
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Every once in a while, Uncle Saniflush shows his kinder side.
I am pleased to witness this in person, and will be even more pleased to buy this gentle soul a beer (or twenty) on the loveliest village on the plains.
Thank you, and I have started drinking mass quantities of water...starting now.
Donkey semen from Tijuana does not count as water.
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Damn...Damn...Damn. I just found out that they changed little man's basketball game from an early morning one to an afternoon game that day, and since I help coach his team, I must back out. If you can't find someone for my spot, I will send you the money sani.
Damn.
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Damn...Damn...Damn. I just found out that they changed little man's basketball game from an early morning one to an afternoon game that day, and since I help coach his team, I must back out. If you can't find someone for my spot, I will send you the money sani.
Damn.
Time for him to learn a little thing us grown ups call self reliance.
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Damn...Damn...Damn. I just found out that they changed little man's basketball game from an early morning one to an afternoon game that day, and since I help coach his team, I must back out. If you can't find someone for my spot, I will send you the money sani.
Damn.
Well that sucks! I was looking forward to meeting you.
"Your a bigger buzzkill than Buzz Killington himself!"
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Time for him to learn a little thing us grown ups call self reliance.
Kids: they'll fuck up your good time every time.
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Every once in a while, Uncle Saniflush shows his kinder side.
I am pleased to witness this in person, and will be even more pleased to buy this gentle soul a beer (or twenty) on the loveliest village on the plains.
Thank you, and I have started drinking mass quantities of water...starting now.
Thats a real good idea...we all should pre-hydrate heavily.
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Fuck my own deadline. I can't wait around for you non-committing fucks (harvey, chizad, awk, war eagle) I just made it rain. Section 33, row 27, seats 5-14. Each of you fuckers owes me $23 assuming that the tenth ticket gets bought by one of the above listed non committing fucks.
They seem to be about as good as the ones Alabama had for the Panthers/Saints game.
Are BBall tickets really $23 a piece? No wonder noone ever goes to the damn things
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Are BBall tickets really $23 a piece? No wonder noone ever goes to the damn things
Well you could get some packages that are a lot cheaper but this is one game and the turds at that. The bourbon I take in will be valued at more than the ticket.
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Well that sucks! I was looking forward to meeting you.
"Your a bigger buzzkill than Buzz Killington himself!"
Flattery will get you everywhere, mister.
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Flattery will get you everywhere, mister.
You need to get down to the game, man! Like Sani said time for some self-reliance.
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Are BBall tickets really $23 a piece? No wonder noone ever goes to the damn things
Wow. I can't believe that someone is actually bitching about these ticket prices.
Try getting a ticket to a Carolina game at the Dean Dome my friend. :poke: These tickets are pennies on the dollar by comparison.
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Wow. I can't believe that someone is actually bitching about these ticket prices.
Try getting a ticket to a Carolina game at the Dean Dome my friend. :poke: These tickets are pennies on the dollar by comparison.
The quality of product is penny's compared to UNC as well. You get what you pay for
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Kids: they'll fuck up your good time every time.
Hmmm... I thought that was only true of wives. At least, you can lock your kids in the trunk. A wife requires a good beating every now and then. I do hate it when she hides the phone books...
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Thanks for booking the tickets, H. I'll get the first round.
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Fuck, just saw this... Shows you how often I'm in the fucking basketball forum. Damn....
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Okay, so the only thing going for me as I miss this, is that it is one of only 5 nights my fiance will be in B'ham...so while I might not be in for that night, I'll be guaranteed getting serviced righteously. :thumbsup:
I'll catch the next one! You all have a good time!
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The quality of product is penny's compared to UNC as well. You get what you pay for
Fair enough; good excuse to drink though.
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Okay, so the only thing going for me as I miss this, is that it is one of only 5 nights my fiance will be in B'ham...so while I might not be in for that night, I'll be guaranteed getting serviced righteously. :thumbsup:
I'll catch the next one! You all have a good time!
We'll look forward to seeing you at the next outing.
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I would love to
watch the game drink, I just dont think I can get off work to make the trip!
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Damn...Damn...Damn. I just found out that they changed little man's basketball game from an early morning one to an afternoon game that day, and since I help coach his team, I must back out. If you can't find someone for my spot, I will send you the money sani.
Damn.
Buzz you still gotta deal with the fuck trophy? Tip off is 1:00 pm.
Tarheel and Garman you may have to stay at the hunting lodge if you want to go with me. I want to have plenty of time to get my drunk on before I enter the facility. We got anybody else pussin' out so I know how many tickets I need to scalp?
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Buzz you still gotta deal with the fuck trophy? Tip off is 1:00 pm.
Tarheel and Garman you may have to stay at the hunting lodge if you want to go with me. I want to have plenty of time to get my drunk on before I enter the facility. We got anybody else pussin' out so I know how many tickets I need to scalp?
Yeah, the little skeet's game is now at 3:30. Let me know if you can't scalp my ticket and I will send you the money.
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Yeah, the little skeet's game is now at 3:30. Let me know if you can't scalp my ticket and I will send you the money.
Nah. We'll get rid of it. In fact I think I will make sure to sell it to an Alabama fan so we have someone close by to ridicule in lieu of each other.
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Nah. We'll get rid of it. In fact I think I will make sure to sell it to an Alabama fan so we have someone close by to ridicule in lieu of each other.
Make sure you do this in the first half so I can see it on television before leaving for his game. I assume it's on TV, right?
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Make sure you do this in the first half so I can see it on television before leaving for his game. I assume it's on TV, right?
I have not seen it listed as a televised game anywhere but I have not really looked.
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I am still in assuming there is a ticket left for me. We meetin at a bar beforehand I hope?
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I am still in assuming there is a ticket left for me. We meetin at a bar beforehand I hope?
I'm in for that or just "tailgating" in the parking lot beforehand...not sure how lenient campus police are with that one, however.
If we do meet at a bar, I say we meet at Bodega or, if we want beer only, Momma G's.
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Buzz you still gotta deal with the fuck trophy? Tip off is 1:00 pm.
Tarheel and Garman you may have to stay at the hunting lodge if you want to go with me. I want to have plenty of time to get my drunk on before I enter the facility. We got anybody else pussin' out so I know how many tickets I need to scalp?
I call the guest room at the Hunting Lodge.
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I'm in for that or just "tailgating" in the parking lot beforehand...not sure how lenient campus police are with that one, however.
If we do meet at a bar, I say we meet at Bodega or, if we want beer only, Momma G's.
Now that you mention it...I never have tailgated for a basketball game. I wonder if they treat it the same they do on football weekends.
I concur on Bodega.
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I'm in for that or just "tailgating" in the parking lot beforehand...not sure how lenient campus police are with that one, however.
If we do meet at a bar, I say we meet at Bodega or, if we want beer only, Momma G's.
A bar sounds good to me...tailgating just doesn't seem right for a basketball game...
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Buzz you still gotta deal with the fuck trophy? Tip off is 1:00 pm.
Tarheel and Garman you may have to stay at the hunting lodge if you want to go with me. I want to have plenty of time to get my drunk on before I enter the facility. We got anybody else pussin' out so I know how many tickets I need to scalp?
I got a kitchen pass for Saturday night. If you're making this a Friday night thing as well, I'm gonna have to start groveling now. Let me know ASAP... Bitch!
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I got a kitchen pass for Saturday night. If you're making this a Friday night thing as well, I'm gonna have to start groveling now. Let me know ASAP... Bitch!
GarMan, you better start grovelling unless you want to make it a very early morning on Saturday...Uncle Sani likes to get an early start...with vodka & orange juice...but we can certainly leave from The Winchester and carpool on Saturday morning...and that damn time change in Alabama always has me on 'car-lag'.
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Now that you mention it...I never have tailgated for a basketball game. I wonder if they treat it the same they do on football weekends.
I concur on Bodega.
Since no one knows what you look like, you have to wear a "Hello....my name is" name tag.
You really have no idea what you're getting yourself in to. I'm pumped, and priming my liver as I type this.
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What the fuck does that matter Garman? If you don't come down here you'll stay at the super secret hideout all night anyway. Screwdrivers will be mixed heavy handed before we leave the hunting lodge. I figure if we leave from here by 10 that gets us there by11 to really start pouring the coal to our livers and maybe even grab something to eat.
This is who I have tickets for:
1) Saniflush
2) Wesfau
3) Ogre
4) Thrilla
5) Tarheel
6) Birdman
7) Garman
8) Pell City Tiger
9) Aubie16
That leaves one ticket for someone if they step up and want it or one poor hapless bammer who is going to at least lose a few bucks from this month's trailer payment and at best not have the good sense to sit somewhere else.
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What the fuck does that matter Garman? If you don't come down here you'll stay at the super secret hideout all night anyway. Screwdrivers will be mixed heavy handed before we leave the hunting lodge. I figure if we leave from here by 10 that gets us there by11 to really start pouring the coal to our livers and maybe even grab something to eat.
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I hate that damn place...but I can't stop going there.
The police reports were disappointing this month...only one mention of an incident there:
http://kennesaw-ga.gov/archives/46/dec%2021%202008.pdf (http://kennesaw-ga.gov/archives/46/dec%2021%202008.pdf)
*EDIT: I had to fix that name for you Sani...see above; BTW, this past weekend someone referred to me as one of the "Elder Statesmen" of that place.
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I hate that damn place...but I can't stop going there.
The police reports were disappointing this month...only one mention of an incident there:
http://kennesaw-ga.gov/archives/46/dec%2021%202008.pdf (http://kennesaw-ga.gov/archives/46/dec%2021%202008.pdf)
You boys need an intervention.
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You boys need an intervention.
Yeah... Sami either needs to quit or find a job elsewhere. :tits:
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Yeah... Sami either needs to quit or find a job elsewhere. :tits:
'Boobies'...makes me smile every time...
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'Boobies'...makes me smile every time...
I think it's sort of like a symbiotic relationship. If Sami didn't work there, we'd stop going there, and if we stopped going there, Sami wouldn't work there. Well, Christina at the main bar is pretty damn hot...
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Here is a drinking game for all you guys to play:
Take 1 shot for every 3 pointer hit
Take 2 shots for every free throw hit
That way you won't have to take much liquor into the game and you all will be able to drive home.
On the other hand you could:
Take 1 shot for every 3 pointer missed
Take 2 shots for every free throw missed
If you play by these rules I want pictures and I will try to help bail you fuckers out of jail
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Here is a drinking game for all you guys to play:
Take 1 shot for every 3 pointer hit
Take 2 shots for every free throw hit
That way you won't have to take much liquor into the game and you all will be able to drive home.
On the other hand you could:
Take 1 shot for every 3 pointer missed
Take 2 shots for every free throw missed
If you play by these rules I want pictures and I will try to help bail you fuckers out of jail
Well I will be carrying my trusty seat cushion which does hold about 600ml of your favorite beverage.
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Well I will be carrying my trusty seat cushion which does hold about 600ml of your favorite beverage.
OKay you need to play game #2. Please bring a camera
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Got the bottle of Knob Creek and the camera ready to go.
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Got the bottle of Knob Creek and the camera ready to go.
I just picked up a bottle of Elijah Craig Bourbon, have you tried it?
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I just picked up a bottle of Elijah Craig Bourbon, have you tried it?
I have not. Is it as good as Ancient Age?
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It's probably a good thing I'm not going anyway...I would just be throwing anything I could find directly at Lebo all game long.
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It's probably a good thing I'm not going anyway...I would just be throwing anything I could find directly at Lebo all game long.
So one less thing being thrown would make a difference how?
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What time is everyone getting to Auburn? Are we meeting at the Conference Center, or at a bar?
I think I will be getting there around 9:30/10:00 central time.
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Tarheel, Garman, and myself will be traveling together. I plan of us being there no later than 11:00 CST (this based on the hope that I can rub their nose in enough poo to not stay out till the wee hours of Friday night/Saturday morning.)
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Tarheel, Garman, and myself will be traveling together. I plan of us being there no later than 11:00 CST (this based on the hope that I can rub their nose in enough poo to not stay out till the wee hours of Friday night/Saturday morning.)
I have a feeling Ogre and I will be on college street at a bar by then. Hit us up on the celly, homey, when you arrive.
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Tarheel, Garman, and myself will be traveling together. I plan of us being there no later than 11:00 CST (this based on the hope that I can rub their nose in enough poo to not stay out till the wee hours of Friday night/Saturday morning.)
There isn't enough poo... Well, I won't stay out so late this Friday. Damn it!
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I have a feeling Ogre and I will be on college street at a bar by then. Hit us up on the celly, homey, when you arrive.
yea, you'll have to twist all our collectives arms to meet you in a bar.
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yea, you'll have to twist all our collectives arms to meet you in a bar.
I'm sorry, I forgot you'll be hanging out at the Gamma Phi Beta house. We can just meet at the coliseum, if you like.
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I will be in town on Friday night, so when you sorry bastards get there Saturday just ring my phone.
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I will be in town on Friday night, so when you sorry bastards get there Saturday just ring my phone.
You know it. Maybe we can get some fish tacos before the game.
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There isn't enough poo... Well, I won't stay out so late this Friday. Damn it!
Now when have I heard that said by you before? Gosh, was it last Friday...or Saturday?
(Of course you are excused for staying out late last Friday since it was my birfday...and Sammi baked a cake...and served us way too many shots...)
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Now when have I heard that said by you before? Gosh, was it last Friday...or Saturday?
(Of course you are excused for staying out late last Friday since it was my birfday...and Sammi baked a cake...and served us way too many shots...)
How long you gonna string this birthday shit out. For fucks sake you're worse than a woman.
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And then there eight. Well I just received a call from Wes and he will not be joining us this weekend. He is getting on a plane heading to Vegas with expenses paid. I knew he gave good head but not good enough for that. Apparently he has been holding out on the rest of us.
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Sharpen your scalping skills, unless someone here wants to come join us tomorrow.
We will miss his presence, and those blowjob skills you are referring to.
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And then there eight. Well I just received a call from Wes and he will not be joining us this weekend. He is getting on a plane heading to Vegas with expenses paid. I knew he gave good head but not good enough for that. Apparently he has been holding out on the rest of us.
What the hell, man?
Well, he does have a pretty mouff... Fuckin' whore...
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Couldn't his sugar-daddy pushed the Vegas trip back a week?
Fucking douche.
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Originally, I was planning to go to Vegas this weekend... I could have had a great room at the MGM Grand... Airfare was cheap... The wife would have been too busy with Tax Season to come with me... Damn...
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And then there eight. Well I just received a call from Wes and he will not be joining us this weekend. He is getting on a plane heading to Vegas with expenses paid. I knew he gave good head but not good enough for that. Apparently he has been holding out on the rest of us.
Well, that sucks. We'll miss ya Wes.
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So when is everybody arriving?
Are there any bars on College/Magnolia that are open at 11:00AM on a Saturday? I've never tried to go quite that early. Or will we have to resort to drinking at Mellow Mushroom or something?
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So when is everybody arriving?
Are there any bars on College/Magnolia that are open at 11:00AM on a Saturday? I've never tried to go quite that early. Or will we have to resort to drinking at Mellow Mushroom or something?
Thrilla and I are meeting at the Hotel & Conference Center at 10:00 am tomorrow. I doubt we'll be allowed to check in that early, so we'll probably head up toward College Street and see what's open. Mellow Mushroom is always a good option, mainly because we know they'll be open. We could meet you there around 10:30-10:45. I'm the sexy redhead and he is the homely Greek.
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Thrilla and I are meeting at the Hotel & Conference Center at 10:00 am tomorrow. I doubt we'll be allowed to check in that early, so we'll probably head up toward College Street and see what's open. Mellow Mushroom is always a good option, mainly because we know they'll be open. We could meet you there around 10:30-10:45. I'm the sexy redhead and he is the homely Greek.
He's got my number so yall just give me a call whenever you are heading downtown and I'll meet up with yall. Oh yeah, we apparently share the same name.
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He's got my number so yall just give me a call whenever you are heading downtown and I'll meet up with yall. Oh yeah, we apparently share the same name.
Your name is Heywood Jablome?
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You're name is Heywood Jablome?
Amazing coincidence isn't it?
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Amazing coincidence isn't it?
...yep...my liver hurts already...I can tell we're all going to get along.
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Y'all have a great time - I can't wait to hear the stories next week when y'all sober up/bond out.
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Soo..I just saw this thread. What are you guys talking about? Are you having a social? Can I join you? I know some great songs we could sing and I don't mind leading them if you guys are shy.
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Y'all have fun. I couldn't pass up a free ride in sin city.
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...yep...my liver hurts already...I can tell we're all going to get along.
prayer sent... :jesus:
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So are you fuckers drunk yet, I am on my second LARGE Jack and sprite after about 8 beers this afternoon.
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Any of you bitches get arrested yet?
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there will be a more complete story of the day/night later..but i iwll jsut say this before i pass the fuck out.
the x'ers lived up to their billing. that is all.
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Currently on my third liter of water. What a bad ass basketball game to be at. They didn't win, they WHUPPED THE SHIT out of the bammers. I believe there may be some pictures of the festivities out there that could possibly be incriminating. I am especially thankful to Aubie16, who introduced me to a newer bar in Auburn called 17/16, where I was reminded that the most beautiful women in the world live in Auburn, and their asses are in fact as tight as they look-trust me. Good times and let's do it again.
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I have tried to post twice with stories from yesterday but I cannot make my fingers or brain function correctly quite yet. I will expound sometime tomorrow.
Steve I need the address that you would like your tiger statue sent to.
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I have tried to post twice with stories from yesterday but I cannot make my fingers or brain function correctly quite yet. I will expound sometime tomorrow.
Steve I need the address that you would like your tiger statue sent to.
How did you get it out of the hotel?
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How did you get it out of the hotel?
I felt like I needed to check the emergency egress possibilities of the hotel.
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I saw that text and laughed my ass off.
Then, I went "Wait, he didn't really...Naaaaaa"
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I saw that text and laughed my ass off.
Then, I went "Wait, he didn't really...Naaaaaa"
Oh but he did.
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The video will clearly show me leaving the Conference Center without said statue. But hey, I did offer $530.00 cash on the barrell head for it and she turned me down. They had their chance.
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The video will clearly show me leaving the Conference Center without said statue. But hey, I did offer $530.00 cash on the barrell head for it and she turned me down. They had their chance.
Did we make a bet? I have a hazy recollection of some mammoth bet that we made, but I don't remember all the parameters. I think Thrilla wrote it down somewhere.
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Did we make a bet? I have a hazy recollection of some mammoth bet that we made, but I don't remember all the parameters. I think Thrilla wrote it down somewhere.
Yes yall did. The bet comes into play IF BOTH UNC & Duke make it to the final four.
Let me know what destination UPS should deliver to.
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All of you were hazy.
But, that WAS the bet. UNC and the Dookies both have to make the final 4. And then, I think like...you owe me $1,000.00...or something.
Okay, I was hazy too. Thank god for the 2 mile jaunt back to the car in the cold to get my hazy ass out of the fog before driving home.
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I am encouraged by some proof positives that were reaffirmed throughout the weekend.
1) Alabama fans outside the coliseum are douches. Case in point. I GIVE tickets to a 6 and 8 year old set of brothers in Alabama garb. Their father takes one of their tickets to get in and makes the kid sit in his lap so he doesn't have to buy one. For fucks sake you could get a ticket for $5 - $10. Let your kid have the ticket and come off the wallet man.
2) Alabama fans inside the coliseum are douches. After the game, Tarheel and myself are the only ones left from our group still at our seats cheering. We begin walking down the steps to the portal when three rows in front of me a woman in orange is turned around toward us. I give her a big "War Eagle". As the words come out I am now even with her and realize that she is there with her husband, father-in-law, and mother-in-law who are all in crimson. This is the word for word transcript of what happened next......
Me: "I'm sorry" (realizing that the War Eagle may be taken as me rubbing their noses in the win I apologize)
Crimson garbed husband: "You just need to keep walking."
Me: "Excuse me? I just apologized"
Crimson garbed husband: "You need to step off right now."
Me: (in stunned disbelief of what he just said) "I don't believe that I will. In fact I am just going to stand right here until you step off" (Proceed to stand one row below and about four seats away and stare at him until he steps off. Follow them out)
3) Tarheel has talent. The man can puke 3/4 of the way down Magnolia from a moving vehicle.
4) If you are trying to order Obama commemorative plates don't call the hotline that sells the coins. They do not have the number to Franklin mint and will not transfer you , however you can have numerous funny conversations with them. (incidentally this is the reason why most of you did not get drunk called. I was putting my effort toward keeping their phone lines busy)
5) Auburn in general has more hot women in one place than anywhere else on the face of the Earth.
6) $2 a slice NY style pizza and $5 pitchers at midnight on Magnolia absolutely rock.
7) Never ever be the first one to pass out. If you are, you had better be in a public place.(Garman)
8) NEVER under any circumstances be the first to pass out in a private place. (Tarheel)
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All of you were hazy.
But, that WAS the bet. UNC and the Dookies both have to make the final 4. And then, I think like...you owe me $1,000.00...or something.
Okay, I was hazy too. Thank god for the 2 mile jaunt back to the car in the cold to get my hazy ass out of the fog before driving home.
Let's see if I can remember...
Birdman: (beats his chest) let me show you this fat wad of cash in my wallet.
Ogre: (beats his meat) awww yeah baby that's what I like
Birdman: You can have this $500 if both UNC and Duke make the Final Four, and if Duke wins out.
Thrilla: Hey, I don't need that $500, but I do need two pennies for something
Ogre: Just make up your mind, asshole! So if UNC and Duke make it to the Final Four and UNC wins out, then I win your cash?
Birdman: Correct. You owe me $500 if Duke and UNC make it to the Final Four, and Duke wins out
Saniflush: You all love teh cock. Where's my bottle opener?
Thrilla: Damn! These pennies are burning me!
Ogre: Shake on it then, bitch.
(Ogre and Birdman go to the bathroom together to "shake hands" behind closed doors)
I think that's how it went down
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4) If you are trying to order Obama commemorative plates don't call the hotline that sells the coins. They do not have the number to Franklin mint and will not transfer you , however you can have numerous funny conversations with them. (incidentally this is the reason why most of you did not get drunk called. I was putting my effort toward keeping their phone lines busy)
I feel special, then. I got approximately 433 phone calls inquiring about the Obama commemorative plates, militias marching past Caesar's Palace, and a picture of a passed out GarMan.
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and a picture of a passed out GarMan.
Wait till you see the one of the person who passed out in private.
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I feel special, then. I got approximately 433 phone calls inquiring about the Obama commemorative plates, militias marching past Caesar's Palace, and a picture of a passed out GarMan.
Don't forget the note that accompanied that picture...we meant it.
Wait till you see the one of the person who passed out in private.
Not to be confused with the picture taken of one's privates.
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Not to be confused with the picture taken of one's privates.
Ah yes. The brain.
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Wait till you see the one of the person who passed out in private.
Any hope I had of maintaining some kind of dignity...after puking out Sani's open car door moving down College Street...was completely lost after passing out in teh hotel room...I will always hold GarMan personally responsible since he opened the door.
What a weekend...I ache all over.
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I am encouraged by some proof positives that were reaffirmed throughout the weekend.
1) Alabama fans outside the coliseum are douches. Case in point. I GIVE tickets to a 6 and 8 year old set of brothers in Alabama garb. Their father takes one of their tickets to get in and makes the kid sit in his lap so he doesn't have to buy one. For fucks sake you could get a ticket for $5 - $10. Let your kid have the ticket and come off the wallet man.
Personal witness of this myself...they are douches.
2) Alabama fans inside the coliseum are douches. After the game, Tarheel and myself are the only ones left from our group still at our seats cheering. We begin walking down the steps to the portal when three rows in front of me a woman in orange is turned around toward us. I give her a big "War Eagle". As the words come out I am now even with her and realize that she is there with her husband, father-in-law, and mother-in-law who are all in crimson. This is the word for word transcript of what happened next......
Me: "I'm sorry" (realizing that the War Eagle may be taken as me rubbing their noses in the win I apologize)
Crimson garbed husband: "You just need to keep walking."
Me: "Excuse me? I just apologized"
Crimson garbed husband: "You need to step off right now."
Me: (in stunned disbelief of what he just said) "I don't believe that I will. In fact I am just going to stand right here until you step off" (Proceed to stand one row below and about four seats away and stare at him until he steps off. Follow them out)
Although moderately inebriated at this point I too was stunned at the arrogance and borderline vitriolic hate of these Tahds.
3) Tarheel has talent. The man can puke 3/4 of the way down Magnolia from a moving vehicle.
Fortunately I had the where-with-all of mindset to have put on the seat belt...I yacked in a most excellent manner.
4) If you are trying to order Obama commemorative plates don't call the hotline that sells the coins. They do not have the number to Franklin mint and will not transfer you , however you can have numerous funny conversations with them. (incidentally this is the reason why most of you did not get drunk called. I was putting my effort toward keeping their phone lines busy)
Wes, sorry for the drunk-dialing on my part.
5) Auburn in general has more hot women in one place than anywhere else on the face of the Earth.
Yes, that is probably true...but the talent in 1716 was phenomenal.
6) $2 a slice NY style pizza and $5 pitchers at midnight on Magnolia absolutely rock.
It was very hard to leave 1716...
7) Never ever be the first one to pass out. If you are, you had better be in a public place.(Garman)
8) NEVER under any circumstances be the first to pass out in a private place. (Tarheel)
Like I wrote earlier; I still ache all over.
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Like I wrote earlier; I still ache all over.
I don't think your anus counts as "all over".
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It was a great night. I just wish I remembered some of it. I remember bits and pieces - like Tarheel being "Mounted" if you will. I remember playing shuffleboard, and I vaguely remember eating a piece of pizza. Other than that, I can't recall much.
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It was a great night. I just wish I remembered some of it. I remember bits and pieces - like Tarheel being "Mounted" if you will. I remember playing shuffleboard, and I vaguely remember eating a piece of pizza. Other than that, I can't recall much.
Oddly, I remember everything except the time after I passed out and before I was awakened by Sani and the rest of yall standing at the foot of my bed...there was drinking and eating at the Mellow Mushroom, followed by drinking at Bodega (and shuffleboard...and smoking in the damn cold and trying to watch the Carolina game)...followed by more drinking at 1716...followed by more drinking and pizza at that little Italian joint on Magnolia.
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Oddly, I remember everything except the time after I passed out and before I was awakened by Sani and the rest of yall standing at the foot of my bed...there was drinking and eating at the Mellow Mushroom, followed by drinking at Bodega (and shuffleboard...and smoking in the damn cold and trying to watch the Carolina game)...followed by more drinking at 1716...followed by more drinking and pizza at that little Italian joint on Magnolia.
:rofl:
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Wes, sorry for the drunk-dialing on my part.
No worries. It's to be expected.
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:rofl:
At my desk doing the same thing.
It was a great night. I just wish I remembered some of it. I remember bits and pieces - like Tarheel being "Mounted" if you will. I remember playing shuffleboard, and I vaguely remember eating a piece of pizza. Other than that, I can't recall much.
Blame it on the Fighting Cock. Those mini's we took in the game gave us an excellent foundation for blacking out. I can't believe you don't remember 17/16. That was the best part of the night (ass, ass, and more ass), except for that douchebag doorman who wouldn't let me leave with my drink...I hope he didn't mind cleaning up the mess I left for him.
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At my desk doing the same thing.
Blame it on the Fighting Cock. Those mini's we took in the game gave us an excellent foundation for blacking out. I can't believe you don't remember 17/16. That was the best part of the night (ass, ass, and more ass), except for that douchebag doorman who wouldn't let me leave with my drink...I hope he didn't mind cleaning up the mess I left for him.
I am also glad to see that the douche cops has relaxed this whole open container thing. They were much more interested in their conversation than they were in speaking to me. Which was good for me.
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It was a great night. I just wish I remembered some of it. I remember bits and pieces - like Tarheel being "Mounted" if you will.
I thought Taylor didn't get to go?
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I thought Taylor didn't get to go?
We had role playing.
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Part of me is pissed that I left and part of me is reeaall happy I did. A few more Fighting Cocks or Heineys and I would have been Garmanized. It was tough enough playing in front of 800 people in church Sunday morning, hungover like a mo fo.
Not my shiniest moment.
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It was tough enough playing in front of 800 people in church Sunday morning, hungover like a mo fo.
Not my shiniest moment.
I don't think Gill the magic salamander even noticed.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWPvdsisLe0&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWPvdsisLe0&feature=related)
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Where did you dig that old dinosaur up? Half those people aren't even in the band anymore.
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Part of me is pissed that I left and part of me is reeaall happy I did. A few more Fighting Cocks or Heineys and I would have been Garmanized. It was tough enough playing in front of 800 people in church Sunday morning, hungover like a mo fo.
Not my shiniest moment.
Even GarMan wasn't "Tarheelized"...I hope that I had a good time...I feel so dirty.
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It was a great night. I just wish I remembered some of it. I remember bits and pieces - like Tarheel being "Mounted" if you will. I remember playing shuffleboard, and I vaguely remember eating a piece of pizza. Other than that, I can't recall much.
Do you remember getting our asses handed to us in shuffleboard by the damn metrosexuals and having them request absolut and cranberry as their round that we owed?
That pissed me off. He didn't even deserve the aristocrat that carnellisanescalade got him.
How the hell did we lose to those guys? TWICE??
Edit: Upon further thought...it might have had a little bit to do with the fact that we could all hardly stand up at that point in the night after 8 hours of drinking. While they were stone-cold sober. Douchebags.
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Do you remember getting our asses handed to us in shuffleboard by the damn metrosexuals and having them request absolut and cranberry as their round that we owed?
That pissed me off. He didn't even deserve the aristocrat that carnellisanescalade got him.
How the hell did we lose to those guys? TWICE??
Edit: Upon further thought...it might have had a little bit to do with the fact that we could all hardly stand up at that point in the night after 8 hours of drinking. While they were stone-cold sober. Douchebags.
Rule 473.5 Sub Paragraph B as contained in Microline 17 states plainly:
You guys were ripped and lost at shiffleboard to a couple of fruitcakes. Everyone must point and laugh.
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Do you remember getting our asses handed to us in shuffleboard by the damn metrosexuals and having them request absolut and cranberry as their round that we owed?
That pissed me off. He didn't even deserve the aristocrat that carnellisanescalade got him.
How the hell did we lose to those guys? TWICE??
Edit: Upon further thought...it might have had a little bit to do with the fact that we could all hardly stand up at that point in the night after 8 hours of drinking. While they were stone-cold sober. Douchebags.
I remember those homos. I wanted to punch that dude with glasses squarely in the face. Did we buy them Absolut and Cranberry, or are you saying we stuck them with Aristocrat?
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I remember those homos. I wanted to punch that dude with glasses squarely in the face. Did we buy them Absolut and Cranberry, or are you saying we stuck them with Aristocrat?
I don't know about you guys, but I beat them at shuffleboard once (although I can't remember who my partner was) and promptly got that bitch to get me a shot of tequila and a Yuengling. And you definitely bought them Aristocrat...only the finest for the metrosexuals.
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I don't know about you guys, but I beat them at shuffleboard once (although I can't remember who my partner was) and promptly got that bitch to get me a shot of tequila and a Yuengling. And you definitely bought them Aristocrat...only the finest for the metrosexuals.
Bodega...all I remember about that place is bitching to the bartender...and both security officers...that there was no smoking indoors...damn Smoke Nazis.