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Title: Let's talk scheduling in the New SEC
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 14, 2023, 01:18:28 PM
Now that the Kinda smaller 12 has released Texas and Oklahoma to join the SEC in 2024, how do you see the schedule setting up?  There has been talk of a pod system or changing up the divisions.  There has even been mention of a haves and have nots divisions.  The most popular talk lately has been of the divisions being blown up and moving to a 9 game schedule where each team gets 3 permanent rivals and then 6 other games that will rotate year in and year out. 
If they do go to a 3-6 setup, who should Auburn's 3 permanents be?  Obviously Alabama and Georgia would be there...but who is 3rd?  LSU?  Florida?  Tennessee?  Vandy?

If they decided to keep the East and West setup, it would seem easy to me for them to keep almost everyone's 1st and 2nd rivals, but the 3rd might be in jeopardy...so, how important is that 3rd rival?

What I would love to see is keeping the East and West, but actually making them match the geography.

West:                                                                East:
Arkansas                                                            Alabama
LSU                                                                   Auburn
Mississippi                                                          Georgia
Mississippi State                                                 Florida
Missouri                                                             Kentucky
Oklahoma                                                          South Carolina
Texas                                                                 Tennessee
Texas A&M                                                          Vanderbilt

In this setup, each team would play the other 7 in their division and 2 from the opposite division would rotate on the schedules.

If they go to the 3-6 model you would lose the possibility of a championship game and would lose some pretty good rivalries as well.

Opine.
Title: Re: Let's talk scheduling in the New SEC
Post by: wesfau2 on February 14, 2023, 01:20:10 PM
Pretty sure I read that the divisions are DOA.

I like the 3-6 model.

Why not snag Vandy as our 3rd?  Might as well take a break mid-season.
Title: Re: Let's talk scheduling in the New SEC
Post by: GH2001 on February 14, 2023, 01:20:43 PM
Now that the Kinda smaller 12 has released Texas and Oklahoma to join the SEC in 2024, how do you see the schedule setting up?  There has been talk of a pod system or changing up the divisions.  There has even been mention of a haves and have nots divisions.  The most popular talk lately has been of the divisions being blown up and moving to a 9 game schedule where each team gets 3 permanent rivals and then 6 other games that will rotate year in and year out. 
If they do go to a 3-6 setup, who should Auburn's 3 permanents be?  Obviously Alabama and Georgia would be there...but who is 3rd?  LSU?  Florida?  Tennessee?  Vandy?

If they decided to keep the East and West setup, it would seem easy to me for them to keep almost everyone's 1st and 2nd rivals, but the 3rd might be in jeopardy...so, how important is that 3rd rival?

What I would love to see is keeping the East and West, but actually making them match the geography.

West:                                                                East:
Arkansas                                                            Alabama
LSU                                                                   Auburn
Mississippi                                                          Georgia
Mississippi State                                                 Florida
Missouri                                                             Kentucky
Oklahoma                                                          South Carolina
Texas                                                                 Tennessee
Texas A&M                                                          Vanderbilt

In this setup, each team would play the other 7 in their division and 2 from the opposite division would rotate on the schedules.

If they go to the 3-6 model you would lose the possibility of a championship game and would lose some pretty good rivalries as well.

Opine.

Agree but East is wayyyy too top heavy. You've got hitsortically 5 of the best 6 teams in Sec history there - Au, Bama, UGA, Tenn, Fla. Oklahoma is a heavy weight but not what they were from even 5 years ago. Texas aint shit, lets be honest. LSU to me is their big boy in the west.
Title: Re: Let's talk scheduling in the New SEC
Post by: CCTAU on February 14, 2023, 04:02:53 PM
Meh. We will get what we get. And it won't be what we want.

That is one helluva East division though.
Title: Re: Let's talk scheduling in the New SEC
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 14, 2023, 04:11:38 PM
As far as permanent opponents go, Bama is really the only one I would never want to lose.  I'd trade out LSU for FUGA, not because we've been getting our asses handed to us the last decade, but I've come to love the AU/LSU rivalry. 
Title: Re: Let's talk scheduling in the New SEC
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 14, 2023, 04:41:03 PM
Why not go all Bar Brunt on our 3 and make it Missouri, Vandy and, um..Vandy.
Title: Re: Let's talk scheduling in the New SEC
Post by: Snakebite on February 14, 2023, 05:01:08 PM
Why not go all Bar Brunt on our 3 and make it Missouri, Vandy and, um..Vandy.

It’ll be the Turds, the leg humpers, and the landsharkblackbearrebels. They, the media, and the interwebz are doing all they can to make that a rivalry that sticks due to recent history.
Title: Re: Let's talk scheduling in the New SEC
Post by: jmar on February 15, 2023, 07:09:11 AM
Why not go all Bar Brunt on our 3 and make it Missouri, Vandy and, um..Vandy.
I'm for this. It's how legends are made.

Title: Re: Let's talk scheduling in the New SEC
Post by: Kaos on February 15, 2023, 01:26:39 PM
The thought of a wide open SEC schedule takes me back to a time I’d rather forget. 

How many of Bahr Brunt’s eleventy tween sec titles were won because they had Vandy when we had Georgia? Schedule was rigged for them. 

And when that didn’t work they pretended they couldn’t get anybody else to play them and added an extra SEC game.  That’s why the 1972 Auburn team that beat them didn’t get the Sugar Bowl or an SEC banner.  They got it by virtue of having an extra SEC game.  Both had one loss.  Theirs was to us.   But they were 7-1.  We were 6-1.  Damn. 

Probably wouldn’t have mattered.  USC went 12-0 and trashed Ohio State in the rose.  They were getting the trophy no matter what.  But if we’d played Texas or OU or Penn State and won would have been in the discussion. 

Whatever happens (and I’m still out) I’d hate to see Auburn thrown back in that rigged scheduling nightmare. 
Title: Re: Let's talk scheduling in the New SEC
Post by: djsimp on February 15, 2023, 03:04:07 PM
id rather do away with permanent rivals all together with this non-division setup. Perhaps keep bama but outside of that, rotate them all. What other school in the conference, or nation even, has a schedule like Auburn when you account for bama/dawgs every year? I say keep one rival and let the rest take a number.
Title: Re: Let's talk scheduling in the New SEC
Post by: Snakebite on February 15, 2023, 04:22:58 PM
id rather do away with permanent rivals all together with this non-division setup. Perhaps keep bama but outside of that, rotate them all. What other school in the conference, or nation even, has a schedule like Auburn when you account for bama/dawgs every year? I say keep one rival and let the rest take a number.

I am with you on this one.  Would love a break from the yearly grind that only Auburn seems to face.  Plus, it is not much of a rivalry when you've been taking it raw for the better part of 15 years.
Title: Re: Let's talk scheduling in the New SEC
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 15, 2023, 04:38:26 PM
I am with you on this one.  Would love a break from the yearly grind that only Auburn seems to face.  Plus, it is not much of a rivalry when you've been taking it raw for the better part of 15 years.

Hey, some of us like taking it ra.....I mean....yeah, who needs that?


How bout that Super Bowl, huh?
Title: Re: Let's talk scheduling in the New SEC
Post by: Snakebite on February 15, 2023, 08:35:43 PM
Hey, some of us like taking it ra.....I mean....yeah, who needs that?


How bout that Super Bowl, huh?

I didn’t see but maybe 10 snaps in the opening quarter. I gots a 2 year old princess to wear out.
Title: Re: Let's talk scheduling in the New SEC
Post by: Kaos on February 15, 2023, 10:03:30 PM
I didn’t see but maybe 10 snaps in the opening quarter. I gots a 2 year old princess to wear out.

Ok, Joe Biden.
Title: Re: Let's talk scheduling in the New SEC
Post by: Snakebite on February 16, 2023, 05:44:15 AM
Ok, Joe Biden.

This one stung a little. 1 point to K.
Title: Re: Let's talk scheduling in the New SEC
Post by: WiregrassTiger on February 17, 2023, 11:52:36 AM
iWhat other school in the conference, or nation even, has a schedule like Auburn when you account for bama/dawgs every year?
The hillbilly volunteers
Title: Re: Let's talk scheduling in the New SEC
Post by: GH2001 on February 17, 2023, 01:27:43 PM
The hillbilly volunteers

With Florida being shat, they get a break after that while we get to deal with LSU.


Title: Re: Let's talk scheduling in the New SEC
Post by: WiregrassTiger on February 17, 2023, 01:44:38 PM
With Florida being shat, they get a break after that while we get to deal with LSU.
No doubt. And I’m sure that you remember when we played Bama, lsu, Georgia, Gaytors, hillbillies and tech every single year. Plus black bears and miss state, of course. I guess state was every year. I don’t remember. But then we had Vandy some (that was a treat) and wasn’t it two ooc teams? Some of the old timers will remember, maybe. I was a mere kid.
Title: Re: Let's talk scheduling in the New SEC
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 17, 2023, 04:13:45 PM
Toughest schedule ever played, IMO.  Worst screw job out of a Natty in history. My counselor says that if I stay with my medication and a few more years of therapy, that tic will eventually go away.  Look at where each team was ranked when we played them.  FSU wasn't ranked at the time, but were undefeated. And for the last 5 games of the season, we played #5, #7, #4, #19 and #8. Texas was #3 earlier in the season.  That Maryland team had Boomer Esiason at the helm.


1983 Season / 11-1 Overall / 6-0 SEC
Date      Score   Location   Att.
09/07/83   W   (4) Auburn 24, Southern Miss 3   Auburn, Ala.   73,500
09/17/83   L   (3) Texas 20, (5) Auburn 7   Auburn, Ala.   73,500
09/24/83   W   (11) Auburn 37, Tennessee 14   Knoxville, Tenn.   95,185
10/01/83   W   (10) Auburn 27, Florida State 24   Auburn, Ala.   75,625
10/08/83   W   (7) Auburn 49, Kentucky 21   Lexington, Ky.   57,989
10/15/83   W   (5) Auburn 31, Georgia Tech 13   Atlanta, Ga.   55,112
10/22/83   W   (5) Auburn 28, Mississippi St. 13   Auburn, Ala.   71,500
10/29/83   W   (4) Auburn 28, (5) Florida 21   Auburn, Ala.   75,700
11/05/83   W   (3) Auburn 35, (7) Maryland 23   Auburn, Ala.   75,600
11/12/83   W   (3) Auburn 13, (4) Georgia 7   Athens, Ga.   82,122
12/03/83   W   (3) Auburn 23, (19) Alabama 20   Birmingham, Ala.   77,310
01/02/84   W   (3) Auburn 9, (8) Michigan 7   New Orleans, La. (Sugar Bowl)   77,893
Title: Re: Let's talk scheduling in the New SEC
Post by: GH2001 on February 17, 2023, 04:14:13 PM
No doubt. And I’m sure that you remember when we played Bama, lsu, Georgia, Gaytors, hillbillies and tech every single year. Plus black bears and miss state, of course. I guess state was every year. I don’t remember. But then we had Vandy some (that was a treat) and wasn’t it two ooc teams? Some of the old timers will remember, maybe. I was a mere kid.

the 80's were also littered with seasons where we also played Aggie, the Horns and the Noles.
Title: Re: Let's talk scheduling in the New SEC
Post by: WiregrassTiger on February 17, 2023, 04:19:54 PM
the 80's were also littered with seasons where we also played Aggie, the Horns and the Noles.
I don’t recall seeing us play the faggies before they joined the conference. But I did see the horney toads and noles play Auburn.
Title: Re: Let's talk scheduling in the New SEC
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 17, 2023, 04:24:04 PM
We got A&M in, I believe, the Cotton Bowl around 85' or so.
Title: Re: Let's talk scheduling in the New SEC
Post by: WiregrassTiger on February 17, 2023, 04:25:24 PM
Toughest schedule ever played, IMO.  Worst screw job out of a Natty in history. My counselor says that if I stay with my medication and a few more years of therapy, that tic will eventually go away.  Look at where each team was ranked when we played them.  FSU wasn't ranked at the time, but were undefeated. And for the last 5 games of the season, we played #5, #7, #4, #19 and #8. Texas was #3 earlier in the season.  That Maryland team had Boomer Esiason at the helm.


1983 Season / 11-1 Overall / 6-0 SEC
Date      Score   Location   Att.
09/07/83   W   (4) Auburn 24, Southern Miss 3   Auburn, Ala.   73,500
09/17/83   L   (3) Texas 20, (5) Auburn 7   Auburn, Ala.   73,500
09/24/83   W   (11) Auburn 37, Tennessee 14   Knoxville, Tenn.   95,185
10/01/83   W   (10) Auburn 27, Florida State 24   Auburn, Ala.   75,625
10/08/83   W   (7) Auburn 49, Kentucky 21   Lexington, Ky.   57,989
10/15/83   W   (5) Auburn 31, Georgia Tech 13   Atlanta, Ga.   55,112
10/22/83   W   (5) Auburn 28, Mississippi St. 13   Auburn, Ala.   71,500
10/29/83   W   (4) Auburn 28, (5) Florida 21   Auburn, Ala.   75,700
11/05/83   W   (3) Auburn 35, (7) Maryland 23   Auburn, Ala.   75,600
11/12/83   W   (3) Auburn 13, (4) Georgia 7   Athens, Ga.   82,122
12/03/83   W   (3) Auburn 23, (19) Alabama 20   Birmingham, Ala.   77,310
01/02/84   W   (3) Auburn 9, (8) Michigan 7   New Orleans, La. (Sugar Bowl)   77,893
I know that I was at most of not all of those home games but have very little recollection. It seems like I recall witnessing  a bigger ass whipping from Texas at some point. I definitely remember a sitting through a bigger ass whipping from Nebraska. Maybe a year before? I’m not sure but if you googles I bet they put up over 50. Seems that we may have scored but it didn’t feel like it. A real ass whipping. I mean an old fashioned shit kicker.
Title: Re: Let's talk scheduling in the New SEC
Post by: WiregrassTiger on February 17, 2023, 04:27:03 PM
We got A&M in, I believe, the Cotton Bowl around 85' or so.
18 or 19?
Title: Re: Let's talk scheduling in the New SEC
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 17, 2023, 05:36:52 PM
I know that I was at most of not all of those home games but have very little recollection. It seems like I recall witnessing  a bigger ass whipping from Texas at some point. I definitely remember a sitting through a bigger ass whipping from Nebraska. Maybe a year before? I’m not sure but if you googles I bet they put up over 50. Seems that we may have scored but it didn’t feel like it. A real ass whipping. I mean an old fashioned shit kicker.

It was 82'.  I was at that game and Nebraska whipped that ass 41-7. The lone score was the first time Auburn fans got a glimpse of what Bo might be.  He got a toss around the left side and just as the defender came up to meet him at the goal line, he launched himself in the air and flipped over the guy into the end zone. We all said, Dat boy gooood.
Title: Re: Let's talk scheduling in the New SEC
Post by: WiregrassTiger on February 17, 2023, 05:45:34 PM
It was 82'.  I was at that game and Nebraska whipped that ass 41-7. The lone score was the first time Auburn fans got a glimpse of what Bo might be.  He got a toss around the left side and just as the defender came up to meet him at the goal line, he launched himself in the air and flipped over the guy into the end zone. We all said, Dat boy gooood.
I always laugh when you are talking about a game and someone invariably always throws out the: “I was at that game.”

Every single time. Well, I actually WAS at that game, see. In real life.

I didn’t see you there.
Title: Re: Let's talk scheduling in the New SEC
Post by: AUJarhead on February 21, 2023, 01:02:19 PM
I'd like 4 pods - play everyone in your pod, and add one permanent non-pod team.  Then rotate a pod to play every year, and then one game another pod.

Pod 1
Auburn
Bama
UT
Vandy

Pod 2
FUGA
UF
UK
USC

Pod 3
LSU
Ole Miss
MSU
aTm

Pod 4
OU
UT
Mizzou
Ark
Title: Re: Let's talk scheduling in the New SEC
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 21, 2023, 02:54:35 PM
I'd like 4 pods - play everyone in your pod, and add one permanent non-pod team.  Then rotate a pod to play every year, and then one game another pod.

Pod 1
Auburn
Bama
UT
Vandy

Pod 2
FUGA
UF
UK
USC

Pod 3
LSU
Ole Miss
MSU
aTm

Pod 4
OU
UT
Mizzou
Ark

You said UT twice.
Title: Re: Let's talk scheduling in the New SEC
Post by: Snakebite on February 21, 2023, 03:06:02 PM
You said UT twice.

He meant the one that has orange as the primary color.
Title: Re: Let's talk scheduling in the New SEC
Post by: GH2001 on February 22, 2023, 12:09:35 PM
He meant the one that has orange as the primary color.

The orange found in nature or the one only found on the Sun?
Title: Re: Let's talk scheduling in the New SEC
Post by: Snakebite on February 22, 2023, 12:45:36 PM
The orange found in nature or the one only found on the Sun?

As a colorblind man, I don't rightly know.  I am sufficiently deficient.
Title: Re: Let's talk scheduling in the New SEC
Post by: WiregrassTiger on February 22, 2023, 01:13:58 PM
I'd like 4 pods - play everyone in your pod, and add one permanent non-pod team.  Then rotate a pod to play every year, and then one game another pod.

Pod 1
Auburn
Bama
UT
Vandy

Pod 2
FUGA
UF
UK
USC

Pod 3
LSU
Ole Miss
MSU
aTm

Pod 4
OU
UT
Mizzou
Ark
I like Tide pods.
Title: Re: Let's talk scheduling in the New SEC
Post by: WiregrassTiger on February 22, 2023, 01:37:13 PM
As a colorblind man, I don't rightly know.  I am sufficiently deficient.
If you are truly color blind, how can you express your hatred and outrage for dark skinned peoples?
Title: Re: Let's talk scheduling in the New SEC
Post by: Snakebite on February 22, 2023, 01:54:26 PM
If you are truly color blind, how can you express your hatred and outrage for dark skinned peoples?

You got me there, bud.  I kind of have a Clayton Bigsby situation going on at my house, since my wife is somewhat dark-skinned. 
Title: Re: Let's talk scheduling in the New SEC
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 22, 2023, 02:52:57 PM
You got me there, bud.  I kind of have a Clayton Bigsby situation going on at my house, since my wife is somewhat dark-skinned.

Paging Wes.  Wes, please come to the front desk.  Wes to the front desk.
Title: Re: Let's talk scheduling in the New SEC
Post by: WiregrassTiger on February 22, 2023, 03:11:45 PM
You got me there, bud.  I kind of have a Clayton Bigsby situation going on at my house, since my wife is somewhat dark-skinned.
Clayton divorced his wife after he found out she was an n word lover.

On a side note, this was the skit that firmly planted Chapelle as a generational talent in my book. He was already great but this one did it for me. I don’t know who wrote it but they deserve a lot of the credit. His acting was fantastic.
Title: Re: Let's talk scheduling in the New SEC
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 22, 2023, 03:13:33 PM
I like Tide pods.
Do you eat them?
Title: Re: Let's talk scheduling in the New SEC
Post by: WiregrassTiger on February 22, 2023, 03:28:32 PM
Do you eat them?
Well of course
Title: Re: Let's talk scheduling in the New SEC
Post by: Snakebite on February 22, 2023, 03:47:53 PM
Clayton divorced his wife after he found out she was an n word lover.

On a side note, this was the skit that firmly planted Chapelle as a generational talent in my book. He was already great but this one did it for me. I don’t know who wrote it but they deserve a lot of the credit. His acting was fantastic.

He is one of the greats, similar to Pryor. Inappropriate & offensive comedy is the best kind. “And that is what I appreciates about you.”
Title: Re: Let's talk scheduling in the New SEC
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 22, 2023, 04:01:35 PM
He is one of the greats, similar to Pryor. Inappropriate & offensive comedy is the best kind. “And that is what I appreciates about you.”

Wait just a damn minute.  I'm more inappropriator and offensiver, and definitely comedier than him.  He's an butthole.
Title: Re: Let's talk scheduling in the New SEC
Post by: WiregrassTiger on February 22, 2023, 05:36:32 PM
He is one of the greats, similar to Pryor. Inappropriate & offensive comedy is the best kind. “And that is what I appreciates about you.”
You are too kind. I was better before my brain was damaged by an aneurysm and then a stroke. It amazes me, quite frankly, that I’m still much funnier than any of these other motherfuckers.

Keeping in mind, it’s like being the smartest on the short bus. But it does make me feel a lot better about myself.
Title: Re: Let's talk scheduling in the New SEC
Post by: Snakebite on February 22, 2023, 05:45:41 PM
You are too kind. I was better before my brain was damaged by an aneurysm and then a stroke. It amazes me, quite frankly, that I’m still much funnier than any of these other motherfuckers.

Keeping in mind, it’s like being the smartest on the short bus. But it does make me feel a lot better about myself.

Hell, the damage coulda got rid of the dumb parts.  Glad you're still around.  I wouldn't wish either of those things on anyone (my pops had a stroke 5 years back). 
Title: Re: Let's talk scheduling in the New SEC
Post by: Snakebite on February 22, 2023, 06:36:24 PM
Wait just a damn minute.  I'm more inappropriator and offensiver, and definitely comedier than him.  He's an butthole.

Til you, I didn’t know litigators had a sense of humor. Thought it was all leather-bound books, whiskey decanters, and smoking hot mistresses/paralegals/secretaries. All of which I was going to shit on, but now I am just jealous and forgot where I was going with this post.
Title: Re: Let's talk scheduling in the New SEC
Post by: WiregrassTiger on February 22, 2023, 10:24:33 PM
Hell, the damage coulda got rid of the dumb parts.  Glad you're still around.  I wouldn't wish either of those things on anyone (my pops had a stroke 5 years back).
No, the dumb parts are still very much in play. Strokes are the real deal. Mine was so minor in comparison that I hate to say that I had a stroke. But it still damn near killed me.

I’d honestly rather go meet the maker than experience that ever again. There is zero hesitation in that.

Hope your dad is well.

I’m dumber than I was but it’s all relative. I am like a genius, around these window lickers.
Title: Re: Let's talk scheduling in the New SEC
Post by: WiregrassTiger on February 22, 2023, 10:38:13 PM
Til you, I didn’t know litigators had a sense of humor. Thought it was all leather-bound books, whiskey decanters, and smoking hot mistresses/paralegals/secretaries. All of which I was going to shit on, but now I am just jealous and forgot where I was going with this post.
I would not consider litigator as a good description. A telephone settler is probably a better title.

In other words, he calls insurance companies and asks them what it’s worth to them to stay out of court. After chasing an ambulance or finding a slip and fall victim. You honestly don’t need to know Jack shit about the law. Believe me. It’s not rocket science or he wouldn’t be doing it.
 
The only other paralegal on here specializes in gender equality, I believe. He talks a bunch of legal mumbo jumbo, here to four and what not. A bunch of koonga boonga, if you ask me.

If you really need legitimate legal representation, I’d recommend not seeking it here.
Title: Re: Let's talk scheduling in the New SEC
Post by: GH2001 on February 23, 2023, 08:38:45 AM
I would not consider litigator as a good description. A telephone settler is probably a better title.

In other words, he calls insurance companies and asks them what it’s worth to them to stay out of court. After chasing an ambulance or finding a slip and fall victim. You honestly don’t need to know Jack shit about the law. Believe me. It’s not rocket science or he wouldn’t be doing it.
 
The only other paralegal on here specializes in gender equality, I believe. He talks a bunch of legal mumbo jumbo, here to four and what not. A bunch of koonga boonga, if you ask me.

If you really need legitimate legal representation, I’d recommend not seeking it here.

Let's just get one thing straight here about ole Snags. He does NOT seek slip and fall victims - they seek him. Sure, his billboards are every other mile on the ross clark circle, and his commercials run every 7-8 mins during the People's Court and The View, but they ultimately have to make the phone call. Just remember, the minute he picks up to answer - clocks a ticking.
Title: Re: Let's talk scheduling in the New SEC
Post by: Snakebite on February 23, 2023, 09:48:38 AM
Let's just get one thing straight here about ole Snags. He does NOT seek slip and fall victims - they seek him. Sure, his billboards are every other mile on the ross clark circle, and his commercials run every 7-8 mins during the People's Court and The View, but they ultimately have to make the phone call. Just remember, the minute he picks up to answer - clocks a ticking.

Hanging out at The Old Mill, phone at the ready.

Heard Snags told the bus boy there once after looking at him the wrong way, “You got a choice, Dishwasher. Either you get out of town, or tonight you be out on that street alone.”  He was never heard from again.
Title: Re: Let's talk scheduling in the New SEC
Post by: GH2001 on February 23, 2023, 10:11:39 AM
Hanging out at The Old Mill, phone at the ready.

Heard Snags told the bus boy there once after looking at him the wrong way, “You got a choice, Dishwasher. Either you get out of town, or tonight you be out on that street alone.”  He was never heard from again.

Did I ever tell you guys about the time ole Snags wore a rattlesnake for a condom?
Title: Re: Let's talk scheduling in the New SEC
Post by: WiregrassTiger on February 23, 2023, 11:53:10 AM
Let's just get one thing straight here about ole Snags. He does NOT seek slip and fall victims - they seek him. Sure, his billboards are every other mile on the ross clark circle, and his commercials run every 7-8 mins during the People's Court and The View, but they ultimately have to make the phone call. Just remember, the minute he picks up to answer - clocks a ticking.
Let me be clear. No representation is made that the quality of the legal services to be performed is greater than the quality of legal services performed by other lawyers.

However, the sucking of cock is much, much better. You damn skippy. My man can lick a dick.
Title: Re: Let's talk scheduling in the New SEC
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 23, 2023, 12:19:35 PM
Did I ever tell you guys about the time ole Snags wore a rattlesnake for a condom?

I hate Mexicans.  I'm half Mexican.  I hate irony.
Title: Re: Let's talk scheduling in the New SEC
Post by: wesfau2 on March 03, 2023, 10:39:02 AM
Saban out here bitching and moaning about catching (potentially) AU/LSU/TN as his permanent opponents.

What a pussy ass bitch.
Title: Re: Let's talk scheduling in the New SEC
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 03, 2023, 11:03:50 AM
Saban out here bitching and moaning about catching (potentially) AU/LSU/TN as his permanent opponents.

What a pussy ass bitch.

While we all know he will end up with Vandy rather than LSU.
Title: Re: Let's talk scheduling in the New SEC
Post by: wesfau2 on March 03, 2023, 11:26:18 AM
While we all know he will end up with Vandy rather than LSU.

Bar Brunt approves.
Title: Re: Let's talk scheduling in the New SEC
Post by: WiregrassTiger on March 03, 2023, 12:00:16 PM
Saban out here bitching and moaning about catching (potentially) AU/LSU/TN as his permanent opponents.

What a pussy ass bitch.
You should write him a rappity rap song called PAB. It could be bigger than WAP.
Title: Re: Let's talk scheduling in the New SEC
Post by: GH2001 on March 03, 2023, 03:08:56 PM
Saban out here bitching and moaning about catching (potentially) AU/LSU/TN as his permanent opponents.

What a pussy ass bitch.

oh the horror.....weve only had LSU, Bama and UGA for how many years? F him.