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Title: If the rumors are true....
Post by: Kaos on November 26, 2022, 10:36:12 AM
I've been hanging around this playground for about 20 years it seems.  At least 15.  If the rumors of hiring that snake oil fuck Hugh Freeze come to fruition?  As much as I enjoy talking shit with you guys, I will be fucking DONE with Auburn football.

Over the last several years I've watched so many of the things that I loved about Auburn be ruined by greed, corporate mismanagement, shitty decisions, and piss poor planning.  From Jay Jacob's giant TV that does nothing but drain the college atmosphere from the in-stadium experience to the generic white-tent tailgating, to a million other little things, Auburn has changed in ways that drive me further and further away. 

Hiring this chipmunk bastard?  It's more than I can stand.  I just can't abide it. 

I might post in the movie thread because I do kind of enjoy that - even if you don't - but I won't comment in this part of the board because I will NOT be watching it. I don't give a honey-coasted biscuit FUCK if that bucky beaver looking motherfucker wins seven straight national titles.  I can't stand him.  It's not something I can get over.  And if THAT'S who Auburn boosters and admin think WE are?  Well, FUCK them.  That's not who I am.  It's not who we should be. 

I'm putting all my Auburn gear in a box.  I won't wear it other than during basketball season.  And only if it specifically references basketball.  If they hire that rodent dickhole? I will peel the Auburn stickers off my truck, and I won't renew my AU tag. 

Love you guys, but I'm fucking out if that beaver fucking pile of sanctimonious dogshit is hired. 

Title: Re: If the rumors are true....
Post by: WiregrassTiger on November 26, 2022, 03:52:31 PM
Do you even love Token? And Buzz?
Title: Re: If the rumors are true....
Post by: War Damn Six on November 26, 2022, 07:11:08 PM
Not that my opinion matters, but I agree.  Freeze quit on Liberty after the Arkansas game to get the Auburn job. That is just as egregious as his past sins. 
Title: Re: If the rumors are true....
Post by: CCTAU on November 27, 2022, 01:07:16 AM
Now you’ll get Deion Sanders and love everything that comes with it.
Don’t say shit from here on out. Swallow that shit and love it.
Title: Re: If the rumors are true....
Post by: WiregrassTiger on November 27, 2022, 09:25:34 AM
Now you’ll get Deion Sanders and love everything that comes with it.
Don’t say shit from here on out. Swallow that shit and love it.
I’ll eat your shit, little buddy.
Title: Re: If the rumors are true....
Post by: GH2001 on November 27, 2022, 09:45:47 AM
Now you’ll get Deion Sanders and love everything that comes with it.
Don’t say shit from here on out. Swallow that shit and love it.

Auburn fans have been bitching about every coach and coaching candidates since tot. It’s truly who we are. That’s most of the issue deep down if we dare to look in a mirror.

Since the freeze was stopped yesterday by the angry mob of Carnell fans on social media - we are now on to a few more candidates today.

First up is brian Johnson - qb guru for the eagles. Who can blame a coach for wanting to leave Philly. He has zero hc exp though. But is highly thought of. Cohen likes him - from the sources anyway. We will torpedo this for lack of experience.

James Franklin - right? Hey if you thought our fans didn’t approve of freeze, wait til this guys baggage comes to light. Torpedo will happen as fast as freeze.

Fickell - great coach. Great recruiter. But - he ain’t no southerner and he can’t cruit this area. So they’ll say. Even if it’s false. We will torpedo this for those reasons.

Lanning - another great coach. Made in the mold of Kirby. He lost 3 games this year though. Instant dq. We can’t have that shit. And well he just ain’t experienced enough. Bye.

Deion - the roster would get loaded. But he’s a clown and a thug. And snoop dogg would be hanging around. And well he just hasn’t proven he can lead a big program. Plus he’s a black and speaks at a 7th grade level. No sir. Our Ivy League level fans ain’t having that juvenile crap. Bye prime.

Are you keeping up? Auburn fans are in charge now…. Let’s keep moving.

Back to lanning. It’s impressive that oregon state did what they did last night against the ducks…that said….

The Oregon state coach is now jumping on radars. Head coach Don Keydick is largely unknown mostly but not for long. But this is the Pacific Northwest. We ain’t gonna do that again. Bye bye Don. Not really. Who is Don? Look it up.

And lastly…

Carnell - all millennial white women on social media agree. He’s far and away the best choice. No he isn’t experienced and yes it’s mostly an emotional driven push but who cares right? Logic is overrated. Is it fair to be ok with him with all his cons and not give the guys listed above a pass for the same stuff? Of course not. But that’s logic. Yes he’s also black and yes that’s why some don’t like Deion. But this is Carnell so it’s different. Y’all just don’t get it. Back to that logic thing - we already said there is no place for that here. Now you’re getting it.

So Carnell it is. Let’s ride fam. Jaba at it’s finest.
Title: Re: If the rumors are true....
Post by: CCTAU on November 27, 2022, 09:54:26 AM
Yes. All of that.
Our fans deserve what they get.
They’ve become uga fans of the 90s.

WE WILL have our Shula years dammit!
Title: Re: If the rumors are true....
Post by: chinook on November 27, 2022, 09:58:15 AM
Auburn fans have been bitching about every coach and coaching candidates since tot. It’s truly who we are. That’s most of the issue deep down if we dare to look in a mirror.

Since the freeze was stopped yesterday by the angry mob of Carnell fans on social media - we are now on to a few more candidates today.

First up is brian Johnson - qb guru for the eagles. Who can blame a coach for wanting to leave Philly. He has zero hc exp though. But is highly thought of. Cohen likes him - from the sources anyway. We will torpedo this for lack of experience.

James Franklin - right? Hey if you thought our fans didn’t approve of freeze, wait til this guys baggage comes to light. Torpedo will happen as fast as freeze.

Fickell - great coach. Great recruiter. But - he ain’t no southerner and he can’t cruit this area. So they’ll say. Even if it’s false. We will torpedo this for those reasons.

Lanning - another great coach. Made in the mold of Kirby. He lost 3 games this year though. Instant dq. We can’t have that shit. And well he just ain’t experienced enough. Bye.

Deion - the roster would get loaded. But he’s a clown and a thug. And snoop dogg would be hanging around. And well he just hasn’t proven he can lead a big program. Plus he’s a black and speaks at a 7th grade level. No sir. Our Ivy League level fans ain’t having that juvenile crap. Bye prime.

Are you keeping up? Auburn fans are in charge now…. Let’s keep moving.

Back to lanning. It’s impressive that oregon state did what they did last night against the ducks…that said….

The Oregon state coach is now jumping on radars. Head coach Don Keydick is largely unknown mostly but not for long. But this is the Pacific Northwest. We ain’t gonna do that again. Bye bye Don. Not really. Who is Don? Look it up.

And lastly…

Carnell - all millennial white women on social media agree. He’s far and away the best choice. No he isn’t experienced and yes it’s mostly an emotional driven push but who cares right? Logic is overrated. Is it fair to be ok with him with all his cons and not give the guys listed above a pass for the same stuff? Of course not. But that’s logic. Yes he’s also black and yes that’s why some don’t like Deion. But this is Carnell so it’s different. Y’all just don’t get it. Back to that logic thing - we already said there is no place for that here. Now you’re getting it.

So Carnell it is. Let’s ride fam. Jaba at it’s finest.

you shouldn’t take Twitter serious.
Title: Re: If the rumors are true....
Post by: GH2001 on November 27, 2022, 10:10:51 AM
you shouldn’t take Twitter serious.

Who tf said it’s all Twitter? I know you’re in the forest near harsins ranch but talk to folks in person here. It’s real dude.
Title: Re: If the rumors are true....
Post by: jmar on November 27, 2022, 10:31:55 AM
Who tf said it’s all Twitter? I know you’re in the forest near harsins ranch but talk to folks in person here. It’s real dude.
All I can say is I drew a lifetime ban on Twitter for saying that traitors should be hanged.

I offended a "group."

YEAH TRAITORS!
Title: Re: If the rumors are true....
Post by: jmar on November 27, 2022, 10:43:24 AM
So when will Jeff Grimes be introduced as Auburn's next coach? 
Title: Re: If the rumors are true....
Post by: CCTAU on November 27, 2022, 11:12:21 AM
So when will Jeff Grimes be introduced as Auburn's next coach?

It’s Carnell or bust.
I just feels it.

Oh. And if you don’t agree, you are racist.
Title: Re: If the rumors are true....
Post by: WiregrassTiger on November 27, 2022, 11:42:36 AM


The Oregon state coach is now jumping on radars. Head coach Don Keydick is largely unknown mostly but not for long. But this is the Pacific Northwest. We ain’t gonna do that again. Bye bye Don. Not really. Who is Don? Look it up.

I am sure many of you are jumping on that keydick. And that is not just a recent development.

#ridewithcaddy
Title: Re: If the rumors are true....
Post by: WiregrassTiger on November 27, 2022, 02:28:43 PM
I am not for Freeze by any stretch but how long are people going to hold these rapes against him?
Title: Re: If the rumors are true....
Post by: GH2001 on November 27, 2022, 03:51:51 PM
James Franklin and Don Keydick gaining traction.
Title: Re: If the rumors are true....
Post by: WiregrassTiger on November 27, 2022, 06:00:44 PM
Who all wants to jump on keydick?

1. Wes
2. Snags
3. CTEAU
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
Title: Re: If the rumors are true....
Post by: chinook on November 27, 2022, 06:15:05 PM
Who all wants to jump on keydick?

1. Auburn Twitter
2. Auburn TikTok
3. Auburn Facebook
4. Auburn IG
5. Auburn MySpace
6. Auburn Woke
7. Your mom
8. Peacock 🦚
Title: Re: If the rumors are true....
Post by: WiregrassTiger on November 27, 2022, 06:28:52 PM

there is nothing wrong with liking keydick.

I’m not saying I like the idea of it. I’m just saying there would be nothing wrong with it, if I did.

we all know there are plenty of men on here that love the idea of it. I respect their privacy. If they want to come out, fine.

Men loving keydick is their right as an American.

If you love Keydick, jump on. Don’t be afraid. We know it’s not your first time.
Title: Re: If the rumors are true....
Post by: MildredAU on November 27, 2022, 06:57:37 PM
there is nothing wrong with liking keydick.

I’m not saying I like the idea of it. I’m just saying there would be nothing wrong with it, if I did.

we all know there are plenty of men on here that love the idea of it. I respect their privacy. If they want to come out, fine.

Men loving keydick is their right as an American.

If you love Keydick, jump on. Don’t be afraid. We know it’s not your first time.
I can only tell you that I have been passively following this place for a very long time. And you may be surprised to learn that I have been professionally trained in the FBI program, in order to psychologically profile individuals.

I can tell you without any hesitantcy that I can get within +\- 4 points on this list.

Simply put, there are only two groups of posters on here. Those who undoubtedly love keydick and those who are highly probable to love keydick.
Title: Re: If the rumors are true....
Post by: MildredAU on November 27, 2022, 06:58:51 PM
I am not for Freeze by any stretch but how long are people going to hold these rapes against him?
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God, you are such a prick.  He didn’t rape anybody.  He paid damn good, hard earned money for all that pussy.  It’s the American way.  What, are you some kind of gawt damn commie pillow biter?
have you ever considered taking a class on how to use the quote function?
Title: Re: If the rumors are true....
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 27, 2022, 07:01:17 PM
I am not for Freeze by any stretch but how long are people going to hold these rapes against him?

Damn, you are such an uninformed prick.  Hugh paid good, hard earned money for all that semi-tight pussy.  It’s the American way.  What, are you some kind of gawt damn, commie pillow biter?
Title: Re: If the rumors are true....
Post by: MildredAU on November 27, 2022, 07:09:46 PM
Damn, you are such an uninformed prick.  Hugh paid good, hard earned money for all that semi-tight pussy.  It’s the American way.  What, are you some kind of gawt damn, commie pillow biter?
So you can pay to rape someone? Kinky
Title: Re: If the rumors are true....
Post by: GH2001 on November 27, 2022, 07:54:16 PM
FYI. Don Keydick getting bigger. Very big player in all of this. This could explode.
Title: Re: If the rumors are true....
Post by: WiregrassTiger on November 27, 2022, 08:06:52 PM
FYI. Don Keydick getting bigger. Very big player in all of this. This could explode.
Stand back!
Title: Re: If the rumors are true....
Post by: WiregrassTiger on November 27, 2022, 08:46:24 PM
If we do get Don Keydick, I have zero idea who he is or where he is from. But we have a whole lot in common.

People have referred to me as donkey dick ever since I reached puberty. So, I know exactly how he feels.
Title: Re: If the rumors are true....
Post by: GH2001 on November 27, 2022, 08:51:52 PM
Stand back!

Poke fun all you want but Don Keydick is an up and comer. The heat there is strong.
Title: Re: If the rumors are true....
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 27, 2022, 09:07:13 PM
Poke fun all you want but Don Keydick is an up and comer. The heat there is strong.

You said dick….and comer.  Uuuhh huh huh.
Title: Re: If the rumors are true....
Post by: WiregrassTiger on November 27, 2022, 09:19:12 PM
You said dick….and comer.  Uuuhh huh huh.
he said poke and explode, too. At this point, he’s just fucking with us.

I did it, again! I sure do hope he continues to gain traction. But, not for me. I’m not that crazy about how big he is.
Title: Re: If the rumors are true....
Post by: GH2001 on November 27, 2022, 09:20:17 PM
he said poke and explode, too. At this point, he’s just fucking with us.

I did it, again! I sure do hope he continues to gain traction. But, not for me. I’m not that crazy about how big he is.

Ain’t no one ever said Don Keydick was small.
Title: Re: If the rumors are true....
Post by: WiregrassTiger on November 27, 2022, 09:31:08 PM
Just in case they do hire him, I am having some bumper stickers made up in order to sell.

Orange and Blue print. “I Love Donkey Dick”.

Does anyone else want in?
Title: Re: If the rumors are true....
Post by: chinook on November 28, 2022, 07:58:08 PM
Who tf said it’s all Twitter? I know you’re in the forest near harsins ranch but talk to folks in person here. It’s real dude.

lol. reality is my pulse on Auburn is just as good as your and about anyone on this forum.  no i don’t have all the subscriptions other than to this site.

WDE!
Title: Re: If the rumors are true....
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 28, 2022, 08:59:41 PM
lol. reality is my pulse on Auburn is just as good as your and about anyone on this forum.  no i don’t have all the subscriptions other than to this site.

WDE!

You’re subscribing? Where are you sending your checks? 
Title: Re: If the rumors are true....
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 29, 2022, 08:32:00 AM
You’re subscribing? Where are you sending your checks?

Don't worry...we fixed the glitch.
Title: Re: If the rumors are true....
Post by: Jumbo on November 29, 2022, 10:30:39 AM
Carnell names Associate Head Coach! Cold front has moved into Lee County.
Title: Re: If the rumors are true....
Post by: jmar on November 29, 2022, 10:43:36 AM
Carnell names Associate Head Coach! Cold front has moved into Lee County.
Okay you kids can snuggle by the fire but no frolicking.
Title: Re: If the rumors are true....
Post by: GH2001 on November 29, 2022, 11:10:09 AM
lol. reality is my pulse on Auburn is just as good as your and about anyone on this forum.  no i don’t have all the subscriptions other than to this site.

WDE!

Reality isn't talking to actual, real people in person in Lee County, AL? Im telling you dude, that mentality is real among fans. Our base can be schizo. Twatterz and Instabookchat are just manifests of that where everyone has a podium to scream and pitch fits.
Title: Re: If the rumors are true....
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 29, 2022, 11:15:17 AM
Reality isn't talking to actual, real people in person in Lee County, AL? Im telling you dude, that mentality is real among fans. Our base can be schizo. Twatterz and Instabookchat are just manifests of that where everyone has a podium to scream and pitch fits.

Twitter isn't real life.


Facebook is.
Title: Re: If the rumors are true....
Post by: GH2001 on November 29, 2022, 11:19:28 AM
Twitter isn't real life.


Facebook is.

I prefer the Snapgramspace
Title: Re: If the rumors are true....
Post by: jmar on November 29, 2022, 11:26:12 AM
Twitter isn't real life.


Facebook is.
You can still get a recipe or a bible verse on either site from a sho nuff non-cooking heathen.
Title: Re: If the rumors are true....
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 29, 2022, 11:34:32 AM
Twitter isn't real life.


Facebook is.

The Tok Tok's are where its at now.
Title: Re: If the rumors are true....
Post by: jmar on November 29, 2022, 11:37:07 AM
The Tok Tok's are where its at now.
Tok Tok is the debils workshop.
Title: Re: If the rumors are true....
Post by: GH2001 on November 29, 2022, 11:37:23 AM
The Tok Tok's are where its at now.

Is that where the Cub playoff videos are housed?
Title: Re: If the rumors are true....
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 29, 2022, 11:43:42 AM
Is that where the Cub playoff videos are housed?
The only platform that is compatible with the High 8 film.
Title: Re: If the rumors are true....
Post by: AUJarhead on November 29, 2022, 02:24:19 PM
You fuckers are slipping.  "Rape" was said very clearly in two straight posts.
Title: Re: If the rumors are true....
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 29, 2022, 02:46:02 PM
You fuckers are slipping.  "Rape" was said very clearly in two straight posts.

I like rape.
Title: Re: If the rumors are true....
Post by: dallaswareagle on November 29, 2022, 03:31:03 PM
I like rape.

Especially when we pull the #6 at the barn dance later.
Title: Re: If the rumors are true....
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 29, 2022, 03:49:53 PM
Especially when we pull the #6 at the barn dance later.

What's a #6?
Title: Re: If the rumors are true....
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 29, 2022, 04:07:54 PM
What's a #6?

The guy that keeps fumbling punts...oh wait.
Title: Re: If the rumors are true....
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 29, 2022, 04:16:25 PM
The guy that keeps fumbling punts...oh wait.

Damn it, even Gary said he didn't touch it. That should tell you something.