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Title: Joiner Joins the Portal
Post by: The Six on October 07, 2020, 07:03:15 AM
https://247sports.com/college/auburn/Article/Auburn-Harold-Joiner-enters-transfer-portal-152557060/ (https://247sports.com/college/auburn/Article/Auburn-Harold-Joiner-enters-transfer-portal-152557060/)


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Auburn running back Harold Joiner (https://247sports.com/Player/Harold-Joiner-94167) has entered the transfer portal, a source with knowledge of the situation informed Auburn Undercover on Tuesday evening. A redshirt sophomore, Joiner had yet to register a touch through two games this season.

The Birmingham native had three touchdowns from scrimmage through his first two years with the Tigers. At 6-foot-3 and 231 pounds, Joiner had yet to appear on Auburn's 2020 depth chart at running back and was viewed as the team's fifth option at the position.

“Harold did some good things during fall camp and he’ll have a role, but it will be a little bit more specific role as we go," (https://247sports.com/Coach/Gus-Malzahn-17) (https://247sports.com/Coach/Gus-Malzahn-17) (https://247sports.com/Coach/Gus-Malzahn-17)Gus Malzahn (https://247sports.com/Coach/Gus-Malzahn-17) said of Joiner before the 2020 season started. "Here’s the deal, too: We feel like we have five guys at the running back position that can all help. He is one of those guys that does have experience and he’s made some big plays in games. You’ll still see Harold Joiner out there some, too.”


Title: Re: Joiner Joins the Portal
Post by: GH2001 on October 07, 2020, 08:51:10 AM
Shocker. 
Title: Re: Joiner Joins the Portal
Post by: Buzz Killington on October 07, 2020, 09:25:15 AM
There goes the wheel route
Title: Re: Joiner Joins the Portal
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 07, 2020, 09:52:32 AM
There goes the wheel route
No worries.  They're moving Devan Barrett back to RB. 
Title: Re: Joiner Joins the Portal
Post by: Buzz Killington on October 07, 2020, 09:57:49 AM
How many carries has MAR had so far?  I suppose he will be next.
Title: Re: Joiner Joins the Portal
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 07, 2020, 10:16:09 AM
How many carries has MAR had so far?  I suppose he will be next.
Yep.  Despite a pathetic O-line and effed up play calling, I really like what little I've seen of Tank.  I've said many times that there's no way 179 pound Shivers should be the #1 back, and DJ is just not very good.  Wouldn't mind seeing Tank #1 and working in Marcus Aurelius to see what he can do.     
Title: Re: Joiner Joins the Portal
Post by: Buzz Killington on October 07, 2020, 10:29:38 AM
Yep.  Despite a pathetic O-line and effed up play calling, I really like what little I've seen of Tank.  I've said many times that there's no way 179 pound Shivers should be the #1 back, and DJ is just not very good.  Wouldn't mind seeing Tank #1 and working in Marcus Aurelius to see what he can do.   
You'll get Shivers and like it.

- Gus
Title: Re: Joiner Joins the Portal
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 07, 2020, 10:38:08 AM
You'll get Shivers and like it.

- Gus
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Title: Re: Joiner Joins the Portal
Post by: GH2001 on October 07, 2020, 06:26:11 PM
You'll get Shivers and like it.

- Gus
Yeahhhhhh. I’m gonna look at the film and we will get better ok? But yeah you’ll get Shaun. And he’s gonna do good things. I truly believe it. 
Title: Re: Joiner Joins the Portal
Post by: Buzz Killington on October 08, 2020, 09:27:57 AM
Yeahhhhhh. I’m gonna look at the film and we will get better ok? But yeah you’ll get Shaun. And he’s gonna do good things. I truly believe it.
He played his guts out in the second half
Title: Re: Joiner Joins the Portal
Post by: WiregrassTiger on October 08, 2020, 04:04:04 PM
He played his guts out in the second half
Where is Herb Hand, now?
Title: Re: Joiner Joins the Portal
Post by: Buzz Killington on October 08, 2020, 04:57:35 PM
Where is Herb Hand, now?
Don't you mean Herbie Hancock?
Title: Re: Joiner Joins the Portal
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 08, 2020, 05:14:46 PM
Don't you mean Herbie Hancock?
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Title: Re: Joiner Joins the Portal
Post by: dallaswareagle on December 01, 2020, 05:17:47 PM
(https://i.gifer.com/9p2n.gif) (https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fgifer.com%2Fen%2F9p2n&psig=AOvVaw0IAfBrn4XLfDQ-TcE4vh2y&ust=1602277494922000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAIQjRxqFwoTCPC04IPzpewCFQAAAAAdAAAAABAL)
Why do I feel like this is what it is to be in a coaches meeting? 
Title: Re: Joiner Joins the Portal
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 01, 2020, 05:19:31 PM
Why do I feel like this is what it is to be in a coaches meeting?
I was thinking it was more like all Auburn fans for the last 5 years, watching the games.
Title: Re: Joiner Joins the Portal
Post by: wesfau2 on December 01, 2020, 06:18:35 PM
Matthew Hill teleporting out.
Title: Re: Joiner Joins the Portal
Post by: GH2001 on December 01, 2020, 09:25:59 PM
Matthew Hill teleporting out.
Gus bus heading into a brick wall. Fast. 
Title: Re: Joiner Joins the Portal
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 02, 2020, 08:57:37 AM
Mommy, make it stop
Title: Re: Joiner Joins the Portal
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 02, 2020, 09:39:38 AM
(https://mk0mexiconewsdam2uje.kinstacdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/bus.jpg) (https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fmexiconewsdaily.com%2Fnews%2Fat-least-6-dead-after-overloaded-bus-crashes%2F&psig=AOvVaw3yeAoAsyApL0QcT8Mtr4FU&ust=1607005696447000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAIQjRxqFwoTCMDCjojBr-0CFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD)
Title: Re: Joiner Joins the Portal
Post by: AUJarhead on December 02, 2020, 09:47:14 AM
Snags, that bus still has wheels.
Title: Re: Joiner Joins the Portal
Post by: Kaos on December 02, 2020, 10:52:54 AM
Is Gustard finally cratering at one of the few things he did well?  

I mean really, let's look at the qualities that make a great head coach beyond the obvious W/L record: 

1) Players improve - both athletically and as men (D- on players, our guys are good guys)
2) Hires a quality staff (F-)
3) Develops a consistent/cohesive game plan and utilizes players at their strength (F---)
4) Recruits well (Up to now a Bish grade, maybe closer to an A given the cheating he's up against)
5) Energizes and motivates the fanbase (C-)
6) Communicates well with media and alumni (D+)
7) Wins/Losses  - it's less important the number but more the value.  Does he win the majority of the games he "should" win, does he occasionally win games he shouldn't (due to a superior game plan, preparation, etc.), does he limit WTF losses to inferior teams, does the team look unified and capable even in defeat? (F.  Freaking F) 


Gus Malzahn DOES NOT KNOW how to be a head coach.  *Commence beating horse that is pulverized already *  He doesn't have the background. He doesn't have the connections. He didn't learn under anyone who he can look to as an example. He's the great fry cook at McDonalds who got promoted to manager and then to district manager without any training. It's not his fault.  He doesn't know how to hire. He doesn't know how to manage his time.  He doesn't know how to problem solve.  High school coach, a disastrous year working with Houston Nutt, a short stint at Tulsa, Cam Newton magic at Auburn, a year at Arkansas State and then one of the biggest jobs in the most powerful conference in the country.

Given the dearth of experience and the complete lack of a real support system (who's he going to call for help?  Nutt hates him. Chizik? Todd freaking Graham who was run out of the game and sat idle for two years before he took a lifeline job at Hawaii last January?) and given the insane amount of wealth that was dumped in his lap, the reality is that Gus has probably done about as well as he possibly could.  He didn't go Terry Bowden and drink/drug/whore himself into oblivion when he fell into a literal gold mine.  The other reality is, though, is that without that support system, without that experience and with a moronic AU administration backing him THIS is as good as Gus is ever going to be.  Nothing is going to change.  

And this is why I'm out.   
Title: Re: Joiner Joins the Portal
Post by: wesfau2 on December 02, 2020, 11:06:52 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss2hULhXf04
Title: Re: Joiner Joins the Portal
Post by: wesfau2 on December 02, 2020, 11:07:18 AM
Snags, that bus still has wheels.
But do they go 'round and 'round?
Title: Re: Joiner Joins the Portal
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 02, 2020, 11:31:25 AM
I've been clear with my position on the Gusser for several years now.  I won't beat that stinking, bloated, fly covered horse anymore.  I will just say the recruiting thing scares me.  While it's not the same M.O. as happened with CTT, the fact is the drastic drop in recruiting is what signaled the end of his tenure. 

Yes, we were 7th in the nation last year, which is normally awesome.  However, that class was void of top shelf, quality linemen, as it's been for some time now.  As I said earlier, you don't win or hold your own in the trenches, you're just spinning your wheels. And yes, ours are going round and round.

     
Title: Re: Joiner Joins the Portal
Post by: wesfau2 on December 02, 2020, 11:32:38 AM
I won't beat that stinking, bloated, fly covered horse anymore. 

   

Bless you.
Title: Re: Joiner Joins the Portal
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 02, 2020, 11:50:52 AM
As I said earlier, you don't win or hold your own in the trenches, you're just spinning your wheels. And yes, ours are going round and round.

   
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Title: Re: Joiner Joins the Portal
Post by: AUJarhead on December 02, 2020, 12:15:54 PM
But do they go 'round and 'round?
I get the feeling that the only comparable vehicle to the Gus Bus is the car Fred Flintstone drove.
Title: Re: Joiner Joins the Portal
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 02, 2020, 12:24:40 PM
I get the feeling that the only comparable vehicle to the Gus Bus is the car Fred Flintstone drove.
I always thought Wilma was pretty hot, but there's just something about Betty that says, "Spank me, you naughty vixen."

(https://cdnmetv.metv.com/ehUsA-1582736582-1946-quizzes-wilma-betty_header.jpg) (https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.metv.com%2Fquiz%2Fcan-you-tell-the-difference-between-wilma-flintstone-and-betty-rubble&psig=AOvVaw2CWQAQSqQzpUNG-58qlcli&ust=1607015383390000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAIQjRxqFwoTCICv943lr-0CFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD) 
Title: Re: Joiner Joins the Portal
Post by: wesfau2 on December 02, 2020, 12:31:10 PM
I always thought Wilma was pretty hot, but there's just something about Betty that says, "Spank me, you naughty vixen."

(https://cdnmetv.metv.com/ehUsA-1582736582-1946-quizzes-wilma-betty_header.jpg) (https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.metv.com%2Fquiz%2Fcan-you-tell-the-difference-between-wilma-flintstone-and-betty-rubble&psig=AOvVaw2CWQAQSqQzpUNG-58qlcli&ust=1607015383390000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAIQjRxqFwoTCICv943lr-0CFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD)
I enjoy that these ladies have demonstrated an affinity for my particular body type.  I think I got a chance.
Title: Re: Joiner Joins the Portal
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 02, 2020, 12:35:05 PM
I enjoy that these ladies have demonstrated an affinity for my particular body type.  I think I got a chance.
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b3/bd/63/b3bd6349796d48129353a9072f78e580.jpg) (https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.pinterest.com%2Fpin%2F464081936592765273%2F&psig=AOvVaw3hR2ABtD2ngSK5jlkWopP3&ust=1607016179309000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAIQjRxqFwoTCOCeh_7nr-0CFQAAAAAdAAAAABAG)
Title: Re: Joiner Joins the Portal
Post by: wesfau2 on December 02, 2020, 12:49:05 PM
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b3/bd/63/b3bd6349796d48129353a9072f78e580.jpg) (https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.pinterest.com%2Fpin%2F464081936592765273%2F&psig=AOvVaw3hR2ABtD2ngSK5jlkWopP3&ust=1607016179309000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAIQjRxqFwoTCOCeh_7nr-0CFQAAAAAdAAAAABAG)
Magnificent.
Title: Re: Joiner Joins the Portal
Post by: AUJarhead on December 02, 2020, 01:27:24 PM
Red on the head?  Fire in the hole.
Title: Re: Joiner Joins the Portal
Post by: wesfau2 on December 02, 2020, 01:29:01 PM
Red on the head?  Fire in the hole.
I do have a weakness for the reds.

They are the correct kind of sex-crazy.
Title: Re: Joiner Joins the Portal
Post by: AUJarhead on December 02, 2020, 01:33:08 PM
I do have a weakness for the reds.

They are the correct kind of sex-crazy.
Yes.  Yes they are.  And if you can find a LSU one, it's like x10 the crazy.
Title: Re: Joiner Joins the Portal
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 02, 2020, 02:52:33 PM
(https://i.pinimg.com/474x/30/c0/1c/30c01c2301fe21d171792390b6bfe0fb--amazing-red-redhead-girl.jpg) (https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.pinterest.co.uk%2Fpin%2F393642823661456225%2F&psig=AOvVaw1ddZuh8oip4QhqIWjeSY4L&ust=1607024329525000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAIQjRxqFwoTCPjtyauGsO0CFQAAAAAdAAAAABAc)
Title: Re: Joiner Joins the Portal
Post by: wesfau2 on December 02, 2020, 02:56:50 PM
Lawdamercy
Title: Re: Joiner Joins the Portal
Post by: Kaos on December 03, 2020, 01:38:34 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss2hULhXf04
^^^^^

Big part of the problem. 
Title: Re: Joiner Joins the Portal
Post by: GH2001 on December 03, 2020, 12:09:54 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss2hULhXf04
Sounds like the Gus presser after sc game 
Title: Re: Joiner Joins the Portal
Post by: GH2001 on December 03, 2020, 12:12:19 PM
I always thought Wilma was pretty hot, but there's just something about Betty that says, "Spank me, you naughty vixen."

(https://cdnmetv.metv.com/ehUsA-1582736582-1946-quizzes-wilma-betty_header.jpg) (https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.metv.com%2Fquiz%2Fcan-you-tell-the-difference-between-wilma-flintstone-and-betty-rubble&psig=AOvVaw2CWQAQSqQzpUNG-58qlcli&ust=1607015383390000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAIQjRxqFwoTCICv943lr-0CFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD)
Funny. I always thought there was something about you that said that. Wait I mean. I heard that. Yeah. 
Title: Re: Joiner Joins the Portal
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 03, 2020, 12:23:20 PM
Betty or Veronica?


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Title: Re: Joiner Joins the Portal
Post by: wesfau2 on December 03, 2020, 12:41:29 PM
Betty or Veronica?


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Yes.
Title: Re: Joiner Joins the Portal
Post by: GH2001 on December 03, 2020, 01:46:52 PM
Yes.


atta boy
Title: Re: Joiner Joins the Portal
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 03, 2020, 02:43:29 PM
While we're at it, Ginger or Mary Ann?

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Title: Re: Joiner Joins the Portal
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 03, 2020, 02:56:23 PM
Mary Ann while Ginger watched
Title: Re: Joiner Joins the Portal
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 03, 2020, 03:04:26 PM
Mary Ann while Ginger watched
^^^The judges will accept this.^^^
Title: Re: Joiner Joins the Portal
Post by: Saniflush on December 03, 2020, 03:26:00 PM
Granny Clampett or Lou Holtz
Title: Re: Joiner Joins the Portal
Post by: AUTiger1 on December 03, 2020, 03:30:07 PM
Granny Clampett or Lou Holtz
Granny.  Although the experience with Lou is a lot wetter.
Title: Re: Joiner Joins the Portal
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 03, 2020, 03:30:38 PM
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/87/d8/e3/87d8e3955af29cfc70f0b0dac349f652.jpg) (https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.pinterest.com%2Fpin%2F292030357056783608%2F&psig=AOvVaw21N9fdvmhQexwLV95i331j&ust=1607113173987000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAIQjRxqFwoTCKCXzqbRsu0CFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD)
Title: Re: Joiner Joins the Portal
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 03, 2020, 03:30:58 PM
Granny.  Although the experience with Lou is a lot wetter.
Wait, what???
Title: Re: Joiner Joins the Portal
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 03, 2020, 03:46:10 PM
Granny.  Although the experience with Lou is a lot wetter.
I hear he knows his way around a penith
Title: Re: Joiner Joins the Portal
Post by: AUTiger1 on December 03, 2020, 03:53:13 PM
I hear he knows his way around a penith
:holtz:
Title: Re: Joiner Joins the Portal
Post by: wesfau2 on December 03, 2020, 04:10:03 PM
Granny Clampett or Lou Holtz
Trick question!

That's like asking Snags if he'd prefer Garth Brooks or Chris Gaines.
Title: Re: Joiner Joins the Portal
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 03, 2020, 04:37:23 PM
Trick question!

That's like asking Snags if he'd prefer Garth Brooks or Chris Gaines.
Oh Chris Gaines by a country ass mile.
Title: Re: Joiner Joins the Portal
Post by: dallaswareagle on December 03, 2020, 04:53:27 PM
Mary Ann while Ginger watched
I was thinking Mary Ann and Ginger-While I watch (and then join later) for the final 30 seconds.
Title: Re: Joiner Joins the Portal
Post by: AUJarhead on December 03, 2020, 04:58:10 PM
I was thinking Mary Ann and Ginger-While I watch (and then join later) for the final 30 seconds.
Keen thinking.
Title: Re: Joiner Joins the Portal
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 03, 2020, 05:03:00 PM
(https://pics.me.me/thumb_not-entirely-sure-whats-going-on-hered-really-but-i-19403285.png)
Title: Re: Joiner Joins the Portal
Post by: WiregrassTiger on December 03, 2020, 05:49:18 PM
(https://i.pinimg.com/474x/30/c0/1c/30c01c2301fe21d171792390b6bfe0fb--amazing-red-redhead-girl.jpg) (https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.pinterest.co.uk%2Fpin%2F393642823661456225%2F&psig=AOvVaw1ddZuh8oip4QhqIWjeSY4L&ust=1607024329525000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAIQjRxqFwoTCPjtyauGsO0CFQAAAAAdAAAAABAc)
Most folks would say that it’s classless to post pics of one’s daughter but thanks.
Title: Re: Joiner Joins the Portal
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 03, 2020, 05:55:42 PM
Most folks would say that it’s classless to post pics of one’s daughter but thanks.
We're in Alabama so it's okay.
Title: Re: Joiner Joins the Portal
Post by: wesfau2 on December 03, 2020, 06:01:30 PM
Most folks would say that it’s classless to post pics of one’s daughter but thanks.
It's gotta be your bull...
Title: Re: Joiner Joins the Portal
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 07, 2021, 04:59:51 PM
Betty or Veronica?


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If that is Veronica on the right I'll go with here, she already has her mouth open. 
Title: Re: Joiner Joins the Portal
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 07, 2021, 05:19:52 PM
If that is Veronica on the right I'll go with here, she already has her mouth open.
Yeah, but guess where Betty's hand is.