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Title: SEC
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 03, 2018, 05:37:27 PM
79-70 win over USCe for the SEC crown.  Congrats to the Tigers.  :we:
Title: Re: SEC
Post by: War Eagle!!! on March 03, 2018, 06:09:06 PM
Yeah baby!
Title: Re: SEC
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 03, 2018, 06:11:00 PM
Yeah baby!
I love being wrong...on occasion.  Hope Malzahn bitch slaps me this season too.
Title: Re: SEC
Post by: CCTAU on March 03, 2018, 06:38:19 PM
I didn’t watch. I was afraid to jinx it!

What a season!
Title: Re: SEC
Post by: chityeah on March 03, 2018, 08:05:44 PM
And bama lost. My alma mater won state just before. Go Wolverines! War Damn Eagle!
Title: Re: SEC
Post by: Kaos on March 03, 2018, 09:25:47 PM
Fuck Tennessee.  
Title: Re: SEC
Post by: GH2001 on March 03, 2018, 10:01:02 PM
Fuck Tennessee.  
They dumb 
Title: Re: SEC
Post by: CCTAU on March 03, 2018, 11:07:25 PM
Fuck Tennessee.  
Hmm. They’re no uga!
Title: Re: SEC
Post by: AUJarhead on March 04, 2018, 12:00:36 PM
Figures the one fucking time I'd root for UGA, they'd go and fuck me like that.

Fuck Georgia.
Title: Re: SEC
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 04, 2018, 09:24:37 PM
Figures the one fucking time I'd root for UGA, they'd go and fuck me like that.

Fuck Georgia.
He speaks for all of us.
Title: Re: SEC
Post by: jmar on March 05, 2018, 07:17:32 AM
I love being wrong...on occasion.  Hope Malzahn bitch slaps me this season too.
Yeah I thought we'd pull in somewhere around seventh... at best.
Didn't realize the talent and Bruce had his finger on the pulse as they say.



Also just a thought but...
can someone please explain how much worthier (and far more watchable) basketball teams are left out of March Madness IN FAVOR OF THE TURDS?    
   
Title: Re: SEC
Post by: Kaos on March 05, 2018, 09:16:32 AM
Aaaand CBS sends me a link to 

Tennessee cuts down the nets at Ballsack Turtleshit Arena after winning SEC regular season title. 


:facepalm:
Title: Re: SEC
Post by: jmar on March 05, 2018, 10:24:01 AM
Aaaand CBS sends me a link to

Tennessee cuts down the nets at Ballsack Turtleshit Arena after winning SEC regular season title.


:facepalm:
Oh yeah. You must have mistakenly downloaded the free app that alerts you to any fail or near fail connected to Auburn sports.
No longer will you have to wait for disappointment. It now comes in an instant. Enjoy!
Title: Re: SEC
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 05, 2018, 10:39:34 AM
Oh yeah. You must have mistakenly downloaded the free app that alerts you to any fail or near fail connected to Auburn sports.
No longer will you have to wait for disappointment. It now comes in an instant. Enjoy!
That's why my phone has been blowing up since 2014.
Title: Re: SEC
Post by: Kaos on March 05, 2018, 11:14:42 AM
That's why my phone has been blowing up since 2014.
since 1993
Title: Re: SEC
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 05, 2018, 11:40:26 AM
since 1993
(http://www.motorola3watts.com/images/motorola_m900_m800_bag.jpg)
Title: Re: SEC
Post by: wesfau2 on March 06, 2018, 12:18:57 PM
Watching the SEC post-season awards announcements roll across twitter this am.  Bruce and Co. getting totally disrespected.

Also, for kicks, try heading over to www.sec.com to read up on the hardware distribution.

Had to go here, instead:  https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/sec-football/southeastern-conference-announces-individual-2018-basketball-awards/
Title: Re: SEC
Post by: Godfather on March 06, 2018, 01:37:16 PM
Also, for kicks, try heading over to www.sec.com to read up on the hardware distribution.

I don't imagine the Software Editing Corporation gives out many awards.  Just a guess. Maybe best IT guy of the year?
Title: Re: SEC
Post by: djsimp on March 06, 2018, 01:38:06 PM
Watching the SEC post-season awards announcements roll across twitter this am.  Bruce and Co. getting totally disrespected.

Also, for kicks, try heading over to www.sec.com to read up on the hardware distribution.

Had to go here, instead:  https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/sec-football/southeastern-conference-announces-individual-2018-basketball-awards/
Wow, totally dissed. Well, hopefully this will be extra motivation to 4-14 and Auburn kicks everyones ass in the SEC tourney.
Title: Re: SEC
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 06, 2018, 01:42:43 PM
I don't imagine the Software Editing Corporation gives out many awards.  Just a guess. Maybe best IT guy of the year?
Brendan Riley is about to get a strongly worded letter
Title: Re: SEC
Post by: wesfau2 on March 06, 2018, 01:51:32 PM
I don't imagine the Software Editing Corporation gives out many awards.  Just a guess. Maybe best IT guy of the year?
Hilarious that neither the Southeastern Conference nor the Securities and Exchange Commission could snag the obvious domain.
Title: Re: SEC
Post by: Godfather on March 06, 2018, 02:03:40 PM
Hilarious that neither the Southeastern Conference nor the Securities and Exchange Commission could snag the obvious domain.
Brendan has really done a lot with the place.  SEC has been secsports.com for as long as I can remember.  Securities and Exchange Commission is more surprising to me.
Title: Re: SEC
Post by: Kaos on March 06, 2018, 03:06:46 PM
There will never again be an SEC chant from me.  

That died in 2010 and it can now ever be resurrected.  

FUCK the SEC.  Fuck it until it dies.  Then dig it up and fuck it again.  

I will never support another SEC team in any tournament, bowl, out-of-conference game, or anything of the sort.  

F.U.C.K the SEC.   

Booo.  Just fucking BOOOO.  

Dammit.  Assholes. 
Title: Re: SEC
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 06, 2018, 04:00:03 PM
There will never again be an SEC chant from me.  

That died in 2010 and it can now ever be resurrected.  

FUCK the SEC.  Fuck it until it dies.  Then dig it up and fuck it again.  

I will never support another SEC team in any tournament, bowl, out-of-conference game, or anything of the sort.  

F.U.C.K the SEC.  

Booo.  Just fucking BOOOO.  

Dammit.  Assholes.
So, you're saying you're not a fan of the SEC?
Title: Re: SEC
Post by: chinook on March 06, 2018, 04:02:14 PM
So, you're saying you're not a fan of the SEC?
or the letters S, E and C.  
Title: Re: SEC
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 06, 2018, 04:04:46 PM
or the letters S, E and C.  
He hates these cans. Stay away from the cans.
Title: Re: SEC
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 06, 2018, 04:09:41 PM
So Auburn is picked to win 4 games. Bruce has his two best players disqualified, maybe the best defensive player in the league injured, not one 1st team All-SEC player, has a better record than UT and beats them in the only head to head match up....and Rick Barnes is the SEC Coach of the Year. 

Makes perfect sense to me. 
Title: Re: SEC
Post by: AUJarhead on March 06, 2018, 04:16:46 PM
Brendan Riley is about to get a strongly worded letter
Will it be about how MUNIS programmers don't get paid enough?
Title: Re: SEC
Post by: AUJarhead on March 06, 2018, 04:33:35 PM
So, you're saying you're not a fan of the SEC?
Do we still get to say Fuck Georgia?
Title: Re: SEC
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 06, 2018, 05:01:11 PM
Do we still get to say Fuck Georgia?
Like Luther Vandross....Always and Forever.
Title: Re: SEC
Post by: The Six on March 07, 2018, 08:45:04 AM
So Auburn is picked to win 4 games. Bruce has his two best players disqualified, maybe the best defensive player in the league injured, not one 1st team All-SEC player, has a better record than UT and beats them in the only head to head match up....and Rick Barnes is the SEC Coach of the Year.

Makes perfect sense to me.
'Member that time the SEC awarded the Tennis player Male Athlete of the Year in 2010?
Title: Re: SEC
Post by: AUJarhead on March 07, 2018, 09:52:27 AM
'Member that time the SEC awarded the Tennis player Male Athlete of the Year in 2010?
And that's about the time I stopped rooting for SEC teams when they play out of conference opponents.  Fuck them all. 
Title: Re: SEC
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 07, 2018, 10:52:36 AM
Suck
Enormous
Cocks
Title: Re: SEC
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 07, 2018, 11:27:36 AM
I saw Joe Lunardi's current "First 4 in" this morning and he has Alabama in at 17-14.  Aside from winning the conference tourney, on what planet does 17-14 get you in the Dance?
Title: Re: SEC
Post by: WiregrassTiger on March 07, 2018, 11:58:10 AM
Sexy Eddie’s Can opener store is probably pissed too.
Title: Re: SEC
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 07, 2018, 12:08:07 PM
I saw Joe Lunardi's current "First 4 in" this morning and he has Alabama in at 17-14.  Aside from winning the conference tourney, on what planet does 17-14 get you in the Dance?
On planet Mercedes Benz
Title: Re: SEC
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 07, 2018, 12:10:44 PM
On planet Mercedes Benz
I just upped your "Like" percentage.
Title: Re: SEC
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 07, 2018, 01:27:49 PM
So Auburn is picked to win 4 games. Bruce has his two best players disqualified, maybe the best defensive player in the league injured, not one 1st team All-SEC player, has a better record than UT and beats them in the only head to head match up....and Rick Barnes is the SEC Coach of the Year.

Makes perfect sense to me.
Only 1 thing left to do now.
Title: Re: SEC
Post by: jmar on March 07, 2018, 02:15:13 PM
Only 1 thing left to do now.
Hookers and blow?
Title: Re: SEC
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 07, 2018, 02:35:17 PM
Hookers and blow?
That would be 2 things.
Title: Re: SEC
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 07, 2018, 02:35:44 PM
Hookers and blow?
OK...make that 2 things.  Win the whole fucking thing
Title: Re: SEC
Post by: ssgaufan on March 07, 2018, 02:53:24 PM
OK...make that 2 things.  Win the whole fudgeing thing
Tell you what, you go win the whole fudging thing and I'll stay with the hookers and blow.
Title: Re: SEC
Post by: Godfather on March 07, 2018, 03:34:25 PM
Tell you what, you go win the whole fudging thing and I'll stay with the hookers and blow.
You said hookers and blow twice
Title: Re: SEC
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 07, 2018, 03:36:22 PM
You said hookers and blow twice
I like rape hookers and blow
Title: Re: SEC
Post by: ssgaufan on March 07, 2018, 03:37:38 PM
I like rape hookers and blow
Who doesn't?
Title: Re: SEC
Post by: AUJarhead on March 07, 2018, 04:54:18 PM
That would be 2 things.
What if you do them at the same time?
Title: Re: SEC
Post by: Godfather on March 07, 2018, 04:55:54 PM
What if you do them at the same time?
Blowing the hookers?

Sounds like Buzz got the wrong type of hookers again.
Title: Re: SEC
Post by: AUJarhead on March 07, 2018, 04:56:43 PM
Blowing the hookers?

Sounds like Buzz got the wrong type of hookers again.
Well, he did go to Bama.
Title: Re: SEC
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 07, 2018, 05:05:12 PM
Well, he did go to Bama.
Buzz' sister is a hooker?
Title: Re: SEC
Post by: Godfather on March 07, 2018, 05:16:14 PM
Buzz' sister is a hooker?
and his wife
Title: Re: SEC
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 07, 2018, 05:28:04 PM
and his wife
His wife is in a coma.
Title: Re: SEC
Post by: Kaos on March 07, 2018, 06:20:01 PM
What if you do them at the same time?
You run for President.  
Title: Re: SEC
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 07, 2018, 07:59:52 PM
Oh yeah?  Well, the jerk store called...
Title: Re: SEC
Post by: CCTAU on March 08, 2018, 03:25:11 PM
Uncle daddy!
Title: Re: SEC
Post by: Kaos on March 09, 2018, 07:53:55 AM
I tried to look at al.com this morning, but was unable to see the screen due to the jizz that had been smeared over their site.  

It started with "WATCH HOW COLIN SEXTON SAVED ALABAMA'S SEASON!!!!!!" and devolved from there.  

I was amused at the "play" the UA coach "drew up" at the end of the game.  That broccoli headed clown Sexton (who should be just as ineligible as Wiley or Purifoy) said the play was "Coarch telled me to get da ball an run to da barsket and score..."  That's some amazing coaching.  
Title: Re: SEC
Post by: jmar on March 09, 2018, 08:25:51 AM
I tried to look at al.com this morning, but was unable to see the screen due to the jizz that had been smeared over their site. 

It started with "WATCH HOW COLIN SEXTON SAVED ALABAMA'S SEASON!!!!!!" and devolved from there. 

I was amused at the "play" the UA coach "drew up" at the end of the game.  That broccoli headed clown Sexton (who should be just as ineligible as Wiley or Purifoy) said the play was "Coarch telled me to get da ball an run to da barsket and score..."  That's some amazing coaching. 
These Turd's really should have to go the "extra mile" out west the way it used to be instead of having a spot saved for them in the south.
The south bracket (from what I see) is like the default dumping ground for any remaining bubble teams.

 
Title: Re: SEC
Post by: jmar on March 09, 2018, 11:05:50 AM
We have yet another opportunity to drive a second stake into the motherfucking Turd tournament hopes at noon today on ESPN.
I don't think a win over them will keep them out though I'm fairly certain they will make a swift exit.

Title: Re: SEC
Post by: WiregrassTiger on March 09, 2018, 12:28:52 PM
I tried to look at al.com this morning, but was unable to see the screen due to the jizz that had been smeared over their site.  

It started with "WATCH HOW COLIN SEXTON SAVED ALABAMA'S SEASON!!!!!!" and devolved from there.  

I was amused at the "play" the UA coach "drew up" at the end of the game.  That broccoli headed clown Sexton (who should be just as ineligible as Wiley or Purifoy) said the play was "Coarch telled me to get da ball an run to da barsket and score..."  That's some amazing coaching.  
^^^Wes— You may need to analyze this one.
And don’t  get fixated on the first part of the word analyze.
Title: Re: SEC
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 09, 2018, 02:41:58 PM
9 points so far in the second half usually means your ass is kicked.
Title: Re: SEC
Post by: WiregrassTiger on March 09, 2018, 02:44:23 PM
9 points so far in the second half usually means your ass is kicked.
Mods—wrong thread
Title: Re: SEC
Post by: jmar on March 09, 2018, 02:55:03 PM
9 points so far in the second half usually means your ass is kicked.
Typical of Auburn teams throughout the years that just disintegrate against Alabama.
Congratulations Alabama...we did it again!
Title: Re: SEC
Post by: wesfau2 on March 09, 2018, 02:55:24 PM
9 points so far in the second half usually means your ass is kicked.
Yeeeeeeeah....you can't have a stretch of 11:30 without a FG made and expect to win.
Title: Re: SEC
Post by: Godfather on March 09, 2018, 03:21:06 PM
Fuck those broccoli headed fucks.
Title: Re: SEC
Post by: CCTAU on March 09, 2018, 03:27:39 PM
There's that other shoe!

I knew as soon as bammer won their game, we were in a bad place.
Title: Re: SEC
Post by: jmar on March 09, 2018, 03:46:53 PM
Pissed off because it happened against them but I'm not going to let this ruin March Madness.
Gonna fill out a few losing brackets, watch a bunch of games and make this a decent experience.
 
Title: Re: SEC
Post by: CCTAU on March 09, 2018, 03:48:00 PM
One good thing, we need the rest.

Maybe this will give AU the chance to get their legs back under them and make a run!
Title: Re: SEC
Post by: Kaos on March 09, 2018, 04:16:27 PM
One good thing, we need the rest.

Maybe this will give AU the chance to get their legs back under them and make a run!
Or we will watch alabama and Tennessee play in the final four.

Double sucks because it’s them but I’m not buoyed by a first round bounce.  As a one seed that blows.