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The Library => The SGA => Topic started by: WiregrassTiger on November 16, 2017, 11:46:44 AM

Title: BREAKING: AUChizad Charged With Diddling
Post by: WiregrassTiger on November 16, 2017, 11:46:44 AM
A 24 year old Metairie man claims that AUChizad diddled him 10 years ago, when he was 14.

The man, named Donnie, says he was diddled in the passenger seat of Chizad’s Yugo, behind a gay bar on the outskirts of New Orleans, as he slept.

“I woke up and he was just going at it”, said Donnie.

The accusation is true because Donnie voted for Bernie.

Chizzy, as he is affectionately known, is a married man but also a known diddler.