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Title: Luke Bryan/Brett Eldredge
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 03, 2017, 08:28:46 PM
Have 4 floor seats together for Friday March 17th at The Wharf in Orange Beach.  Save the snide comments.  I've seen him twice and if you're married,(Or take a date) the sex afterward will be worth the price of admission.  Just drink beer heavily, watch the musicians and think of her riding you cowboy style later in the room.

PM me if you're too embarrassed.
Title: Re: Luke Bryan/Brett Eldredge
Post by: War Eagle!!! on March 06, 2017, 09:30:39 AM
Just so I am clear, you are paying someone to take the tickets correct?
Title: Re: Luke Bryan/Brett Eldredge
Post by: Pell City Tiger on March 06, 2017, 07:16:27 PM
Just so I am clear, you are paying someone to take the tickets correct?
He's offering great sex if you take him along as your date.
Title: Re: Luke Bryan/Brett Eldredge
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 07, 2017, 12:05:09 PM
He's offering great sex if you take him along as your date.

I thought that was pretty clear.
Title: Re: Luke Bryan/Brett Eldredge
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 07, 2017, 02:13:25 PM
Will Brett Elderedge be singing Go Cubs Go?
Title: Re: Luke Bryan/Brett Eldredge
Post by: Kaos on March 07, 2017, 02:14:17 PM
He's offering great sex if you take him along as your date.

If I have to sit through that asparagus piss of a concert?  I'm not going to want any sex. 

And FWIW, I don't think I could be attracted to anything that got moist watching it. 
Title: Re: Luke Bryan/Brett Eldredge
Post by: ssgaufan on March 07, 2017, 02:18:15 PM
If I have to sit through that asparagus piss of a concert?  I'm not going to want any sex. 

And FWIW, I don't think I could be attracted to anything that got moist watching it.

Moist is moist, brother.
Title: Re: Luke Bryan/Brett Eldredge
Post by: GH2001 on March 07, 2017, 02:29:15 PM
If I have to sit through that asparagus piss of a concert?  I'm not going to want any sex. 

And FWIW, I don't think I could be attracted to anything that got moist watching it.

Why you no like snaggy?
Title: Re: Luke Bryan/Brett Eldredge
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 07, 2017, 02:35:13 PM
If I have to sit through that asparagus piss of a concert?  I'm not going to want any sex. 

And FWIW, I don't think I could be attracted to anything that got moist watching it.

I can understand not liking Luke Bryan or any country act.  He's not my cup of java either by a long shot.  It's for the skirt.

But this comment.^^^  That one in bold.^^^  Right up there.^^^  Words escape me.
Title: Re: Luke Bryan/Brett Eldredge
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 07, 2017, 02:42:55 PM
Moist is moist, brother.

You don't say much, frien, but when you do it's to the point and I salute you for it.
Title: Re: Luke Bryan/Brett Eldredge
Post by: Kaos on March 08, 2017, 07:56:39 AM
I can understand not liking Luke Bryan or any country act.  He's not my cup of java either by a long shot.  It's for the skirt.

But this comment.^^^  That one in bold.^^^  Right up there.^^^  Words escape me.

I'm old.  Compatibility at this point in my life is at least as important as anything else. I can't be compatible with either a Bama fan or a country music fan.  Both are off my list regardless of hotness or anything else. 

Deal breakers. 
Title: Re: Luke Bryan/Brett Eldredge
Post by: chinook on March 08, 2017, 10:54:13 AM
I'm old.  Compatibility at this point in my life is at least as important as anything else. I can't be compatible with either a Bama fan or a country music fan.  Both are off my list regardless of hotness or anything else. 

Deal breakers.

Not sure he was suggesting a relationship...maybe just a good fuck, perhaps anal. 

Keep the blue pills handy though.
Title: Re: Luke Bryan/Brett Eldredge
Post by: wesfau2 on March 08, 2017, 10:57:24 AM
I'm old.  Compatibility at this point in my life is at least as important as anything else. I can't be compatible with either a Bama fan or a country music fan.  Both are off my list regardless of hotness or anything else. 

Deal breakers.

Agree.

But...

Not sure he was suggesting a relationship...maybe just a good fuck, perhaps anal. 

Keep the blue pills handy though.

Also agree.
Title: Re: Luke Bryan/Brett Eldredge
Post by: GH2001 on March 08, 2017, 11:19:25 AM
Not sure he was suggesting a relationship...maybe just a good fuck, perhaps anal. 

Keep the blue pills handy though.

Define good
Title: Re: Luke Bryan/Brett Eldredge
Post by: wesfau2 on March 08, 2017, 11:30:27 AM
Define good

Complete.
Title: Re: Luke Bryan/Brett Eldredge
Post by: GH2001 on March 08, 2017, 01:40:20 PM
Complete.

If he does take hold, it's best just to let him finish
Title: Re: Luke Bryan/Brett Eldredge
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 08, 2017, 01:47:42 PM
Okay, let's review.  I had 4 tickets for sale. So far:

War Eagle thinks I should pay to have someone take them off my hands.

PCT and Chinook think I'm asking one of you to go with me to the concert in exchange for butt secks.

Buzz hopes the opening act will sing a Cubs fight song.

And K and Wes have said that should the girl in ssgaufan's avatar tell either of them that Luke Bryan makes her moist and she wants to have a one night stand that includes an hours long game of cream the twinkie, they would decline due to age and compatibility issues.


Yeah, I sold the tickets already. But you guys are a bunch of weird sumbitches.

Title: Re: Luke Bryan/Brett Eldredge
Post by: chinook on March 08, 2017, 01:50:36 PM


Yeah, I sold the tickets already.

Fags
Title: Re: Luke Bryan/Brett Eldredge
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 08, 2017, 01:56:42 PM
Fags

I'll pass that along to her.
Title: Re: Luke Bryan/Brett Eldredge
Post by: GH2001 on March 08, 2017, 02:01:09 PM
Okay, let's review.  I had 4 tickets for sale. So far:

War Eagle thinks I should pay to have someone take them off my hands.

PCT and Chinook think I'm asking one of you to go with me to the concert in exchange for butt secks.

Buzz hopes the opening act will sing a Cubs fight song.

And K and Wes have said that should the girl in ssgaufan's avatar tell either of them that Luke Bryan makes her moist and she wants to have a one night stand that includes an hours long game of cream the twinkie, they would decline due to age and compatibility issues.


Yeah, I sold the tickets already. But you guys are a bunch of weird sumbitches.

Cream the Twinkie. Mmmmm
Title: Re: Luke Bryan/Brett Eldredge
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 08, 2017, 02:10:14 PM
I'll pass that along to her.
Does she need a date for teh butt secks concert?
Title: Re: Luke Bryan/Brett Eldredge
Post by: CCTAU on March 08, 2017, 02:16:06 PM
Luke Bryan sounds pretty good in concert.

I don't know this from first hand experience. But when I had to go pick up my daughter form the security shack at Lakewood, I could hear him from the parking lot. Sounded pretty good!

Title: Re: Luke Bryan/Brett Eldredge
Post by: AUTiger1 on March 08, 2017, 03:35:56 PM
Okay, let's review.  I had 4 tickets for sale. So far:

War Eagle thinks I should pay to have someone take them off my hands.

PCT and Chinook think I'm asking one of you to go with me to the concert in exchange for butt secks.

Buzz hopes the opening act will sing a Cubs fight song.

And K and Wes have said that should the girl in ssgaufan's avatar tell either of them that Luke Bryan makes her moist and she wants to have a one night stand that includes an hours long game of cream the twinkie, they would decline due to age and compatibility issues.


Yeah, I sold the tickets already. But you guys are a bunch of weird sumbitches.

There was so much more to add, but everyone else started piling on and it took the fun out of it for me.
Title: Re: Luke Bryan/Brett Eldredge
Post by: GH2001 on March 08, 2017, 03:44:12 PM
Luke Bryan sounds pretty good in concert.

I don't know this from first hand experience. But when I had to go pick up my daughter form the security shack at Lakewood, I could hear him from the parking lot. Sounded pretty good!


Sounds as awful and nasally in person as he does on a studio album?
Title: Re: Luke Bryan/Brett Eldredge
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 08, 2017, 03:54:56 PM
https://youtu.be/MAeiQpbbm0A


Title: Re: Luke Bryan/Brett Eldredge
Post by: AUTiger1 on March 08, 2017, 03:56:22 PM

Sounds as awful and nasally in person as he does on a studio album?

But, but he has the good stuff in his big, black, jacked up truck, rollin down 65 headed down a dirt road to the river with a girl in cut off jeans.
Title: Re: Luke Bryan/Brett Eldredge
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 08, 2017, 04:02:15 PM
But, but he has the good stuff in his big, black, jacked up truck, rollin down 65 headed down a dirt road to the river with a girl in cut off jeans.

Say it babe.
Title: Re: Luke Bryan/Brett Eldredge
Post by: GH2001 on March 08, 2017, 05:26:05 PM
But, but he has the good stuff in his big, black, jacked up truck, rollin down 65 headed down a dirt road to the river with a girl in cut off jeans.

Shake it for me country girl. While I'm Huntin and fishin and luvin everyday. Cause this is how we roll.
Title: Re: Luke Bryan/Brett Eldredge
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 08, 2017, 08:38:59 PM
Shake it for me country girl. While I'm Huntin and fishin and luvin everyday. Cause this is how we roll.

Cock of the walk, babe.
Title: Re: Luke Bryan/Brett Eldredge
Post by: wesfau2 on March 08, 2017, 09:38:09 PM
Okay, let's review.  I had 4 tickets for sale. So far:

War Eagle thinks I should pay to have someone take them off my hands.

PCT and Chinook think I'm asking one of you to go with me to the concert in exchange for butt secks.

Buzz hopes the opening act will sing a Cubs fight song.

And K and Wes have said that should the girl in ssgaufan's avatar tell either of them that Luke Bryan makes her moist and she wants to have a one night stand that includes an hours long game of cream the twinkie, they would decline due to age and compatibility issues.


Yeah, I sold the tickets already. But you guys are a bunch of weird sumbitches.

You can't read apparently.
Title: Re: Luke Bryan/Brett Eldredge
Post by: AUJarhead on March 08, 2017, 09:45:01 PM
You can't read apparently.

Careful, the nutless wonder will either cut a bitch, or spike your warn meter.
Title: Re: Luke Bryan/Brett Eldredge
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 08, 2017, 10:11:34 PM
You can't read apparently.

No, I read correctly.  K only said he wouldn't fuck a girl who liked country music due to compatibility issues and/or age.  You agreed.  He didn't suggest a relationship, Nook did.  However, if said hot ass, country lovin' girl wanted a night of hide the salami in her pink taco or chocolate starfish, you'd need the blue pills.

Either way...
Title: Re: Luke Bryan/Brett Eldredge
Post by: Kaos on March 08, 2017, 10:58:02 PM
No, I read correctly.  K only said he wouldn't fuck a girl who liked country music due to compatibility issues and/or age.  You agreed.  He didn't suggest a relationship, Nook did.  However, if said hot ass, country lovin' girl wanted a night of hide the salami in her pink taco or chocolate starfish, you'd need the blue pills.

Either way...

I'm too old to fuck somebody I don't like.
Title: Re: Luke Bryan/Brett Eldredge
Post by: Godfather on March 09, 2017, 12:14:56 PM
I'm too old to fuck somebody I don't like.
That's not the way this works....that's not the way any of this works.
Title: Re: Luke Bryan/Brett Eldredge
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 09, 2017, 12:20:58 PM
That's not the way this works....that's not the way any of this works.

Finally.  Some sanity in this thread.
Title: Re: Luke Bryan/Brett Eldredge
Post by: Kaos on March 09, 2017, 10:34:18 PM
That's not the way this works....that's not the way any of this works.

I'm afraid my hit and run, spray and pray days are all in the rearview. 

Don't even know how to begin that process any more

Title: Re: Luke Bryan/Brett Eldredge
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 10, 2017, 08:27:43 AM
I'm afraid my hit and run, spray and pray days are all in the rearview. 

Don't even know how to begin that process any more

You just say...
Hey girl
I got somethin' real important to give you
So just sit down and listen
Title: Re: Luke Bryan/Brett Eldredge
Post by: Godfather on March 10, 2017, 08:37:02 AM
I'm afraid my hit and run, spray and pray days are all in the rearview. 

Don't even know how to begin that process any more

Hey there pretty girl, want to sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up?
Title: Re: Luke Bryan/Brett Eldredge
Post by: AUJarhead on March 10, 2017, 12:17:33 PM
You just say...
Hey girl
I got somethin' real important to give you
So just sit down and listen

Cut a hole in a box.
Title: Re: Luke Bryan/Brett Eldredge
Post by: wesfau2 on March 10, 2017, 12:38:30 PM
Cut a hole in a box.

Step 2...
Title: Re: Luke Bryan/Brett Eldredge
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 10, 2017, 02:13:12 PM
Step 2...

put your junk in that box
Title: Re: Luke Bryan/Brett Eldredge
Post by: GH2001 on March 10, 2017, 02:40:39 PM
put your junk in that box

3....
Title: Re: Luke Bryan/Brett Eldredge
Post by: Godfather on March 10, 2017, 04:32:39 PM
3....
Make her open the box
Title: Re: Luke Bryan/Brett Eldredge
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 10, 2017, 05:07:37 PM
Make her open the box

And that's the way you do it.
Title: Re: Luke Bryan/Brett Eldredge
Post by: chinook on March 10, 2017, 05:11:24 PM
And that's the way you do it.

He is The Godfather.