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Title: 2015 Commitment #8...
Post by: The Prowler on April 19, 2014, 09:37:04 PM
**** Safety Ben Edwards (http://sports.yahoo.com/auburn/football/recruiting/player-Ben-Edwards-140482) 6' 200lbs. Jacksonville, Fl. (#6 Safety and #162 Nationally)
Title: Re: 2015 Commitment #8...
Post by: Tiger Wench on April 20, 2014, 12:14:31 AM
**** Safety Ben Edwards (http://sports.yahoo.com/auburn/football/recruiting/player-Ben-Edwards-140482) 6' 200lbs. Jacksonville, Fl. (#6 Safety and #162 Nationally)

Picked us over tOSU, which is kind of DUH.  The tOSU nation is in total fucking meltdown right now. I'm pulling a Chizad on a few of them on twitter. Hilarious.
Title: Re: 2015 Commitment #8...
Post by: Tiger Wench on April 21, 2014, 01:21:04 PM
Read this today... YOWZA.

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“Ben’s a great kid, he can play anywhere,” Trinity Christian coach Verlon Dorminey told the Florida Times-Union recently. “He’s got a 3.86 (grade point average) in the classroom, he’s already got the test scores. Stanford’s recruiting him, Northwestern’s recruiting him, they’ve both offered. He’s easy to coach. He just will fly downhill and just knock you out. He’s fearless.”

Screw taking him from tOSU.  He chose us over STANFORD.  Not that they are a regular powerhouse (altho they haven't sucked the past few years), if my kid with a high GPA is offered a football ride to an academic school, guess where he's headed?
Title: Re: 2015 Commitment #8...
Post by: Saniflush on April 21, 2014, 01:38:59 PM
Read this today... YOWZA.

Screw taking him from tOSU.  He chose us over STANFORD.  Not that they are a regular powerhouse (altho they haven't sucked the past few years), if my kid with a high GPA is offered a football ride to an academic school, guess where he's headed?

Tuscaloosa?
Title: Re: 2015 Commitment #8...
Post by: djsimp on April 21, 2014, 01:39:56 PM
Tuscaloosa?

You took it too easy on TW. She left the door wide ass open on that one.
Title: Re: 2015 Commitment #8...
Post by: Saniflush on April 21, 2014, 01:43:28 PM
You took it too easy on TW. She left the door wide ass open on that one.

I'm already in trouble for that shit.
Title: Re: 2015 Commitment #8...
Post by: Tiger Wench on April 21, 2014, 02:21:50 PM
I'm already in trouble for that shit.

And very soon you will be within arm's reach.  Sleep well! 

EDIT:  Oh, and fuck you.
Title: Re: 2015 Commitment #8...
Post by: AUJarhead on April 21, 2014, 03:54:45 PM
And very soon you will be within arm's reach.  Sleep well! 

EDIT:  Oh, and fuck you.

If she throws anything like an Astro pitcher, you have nothing to worry about.
Title: Re: 2015 Commitment #8...
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 21, 2014, 04:13:50 PM
If she throws anything like an Astro pitcher, you have nothing to worry about.

karma.  ur playin' with that bitch.
Title: Re: 2015 Commitment #8...
Post by: AUJarhead on April 21, 2014, 04:33:23 PM
karma.  ur playin' with that bitch.

DOn't you have a 2014 World Series t-shirt to go buy?
Title: Re: 2015 Commitment #8...
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 21, 2014, 05:17:20 PM
DOn't you have a 2014 World Series t-shirt to go buy?

Already ordered it. The Cards/Orioles logo on it is badazz.  I don't have a dog in the fight but really like the shirt.
Title: Re: 2015 Commitment #8...
Post by: DnATL on April 21, 2014, 08:29:59 PM
I'm already in trouble for that shit.
Top answers were "to get a paternity test" or "to divorce court", because high-GPA and athletic could not be spawn of a corndog
Title: Re: 2015 Commitment #8...
Post by: Tiger Wench on April 21, 2014, 10:40:53 PM
Top answers were "to get a paternity test" or "to divorce court", because high-GPA and athletic could not be spawn of a corndog

Momma's genes are dominant. He doesn't even smell like a Corndog when he's wet.
Title: Re: 2015 Commitment #8...
Post by: Tiger Wench on April 21, 2014, 10:41:21 PM
If she throws anything like an Astro pitcher, you have nothing to worry about.

I just spent the last twenty minutes unraveling a cunning hat.
Title: Re: 2015 Commitment #8...
Post by: Saniflush on April 22, 2014, 06:51:09 AM
I just spent the last twenty minutes unraveling a cunning hat.

I'll be in my bunk.
Title: Re: 2015 Commitment #8...
Post by: Godfather on April 22, 2014, 09:41:42 AM
This thread is full of win