Tigers X - Number one Source to Talk Auburn Tigers Sports
The Library => Broun Hall => Topic started by: Godfather on July 10, 2013, 05:52:32 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-xHcvug3WI
Bad ass as usual
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At about the 4:30 mark, it looks like they are buying AUNation stock...
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At about the 4:30 mark, it looks like they are buying AUNation stock...
We should all really load up on that. I think it's going through the roof. Think about it, people will be able to sit at their computer that is hooked up to a phone line and communicate with with others about Auburn football and such. You just can't use any wordy dirds.
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Why do you waste your time with that second-life bullshit? Look at you. You're still in jail. You were in jail last week.
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That game looks fuckin awesome.
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Looks really badass. It would be a fantastic Hollywood movie, but instead it's a playable video game. Very interesting.
http://youtu.be/Bf38HiYPMiI
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The character in the :30 second mark of Michael's trailer, his son, who asks "Why do I have to hold your hand through all this midlife crisis bullshit?" is played by the younger Pete.
(http://pnp.norecess.org/pictures/youngerpete.jpg)
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2 words...
FUCKING AWESOME
3 more words...
Get it now!
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Do I need to have played the others to understand what's going on?
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Do I need to have played the others to understand what's going on?
Once you beat your first hooker you'll know what's going on.
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Do I need to have played the others to understand what's going on?
No this one is called Grand Theft Auto the Covenant, it isn't like any of the other Grand Theft Autos.
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Once you beat your first hooker you'll know what's going on.
With a big jelly dong no less?
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I don't play games I write tragedies.
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With a big jelly dong no less?
You are thinking of "Saints Row".
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You are thinking of "Saints Row".
Well damn. Got excited for nothing.
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Got it, played it for about 6 hours...I'm 4.7% completion of the game. I've stolen a handful of cars including a Truck sittin on 38" tires, I've parachuted off some huge fuckin mountain, thrown out of the strip club once, killed some random woman with my dog Snots (accidentally targeted her w/o knowing Snots would kill her), got stoned a couple times, drunk a couple times, pushed someone in their car with mine onto the tracks, right before the train came barreling through, then I tried to jump onto the train while it was going down the tracks (it ran me over), destroyed my car trying to get in front of the train and slowing down gently to stop the train and got eaten by a Great White Shark.
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Got it, played it for about 6 hours...I'm 4.7% completion of the game. I've stolen a handful of cars including a Truck sittin on 38" tires, I've parachuted off some huge fuckin mountain, thrown out of the strip club once, killed some random woman with my dog Snots (accidentally targeted her w/o knowing Snots would kill her), got stoned a couple times, drunk a couple times, pushed someone in their car with mine onto the tracks, right before the train came barreling through, then I tried to jump onto the train while it was going down the tracks (it ran me over), destroyed my car trying to get in front of the train and slowing down gently to stop the train and got eaten by a Great White Shark.
So your typical Wednesday then
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So your typical Wednesday then
Nah, that's a Tuesday...Wednesday I carjack a armored truck and take the $5,000 only to be gunned down by those Po-pos kill a few rednecks in a trailer park (with my bare hands), drive a tractor up a mountain, get eaten by a Cougar because the tractor couldn't go up any further...and I parachuted off the mountain, after I got back up there and killed two Cougars, then I realized I could've taken the lift.
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Sorry for partying.
http://www.wdsu.com/news/around-louisiana/br-police-auburn-fan-steals-truck-kidnaps-woman-hits-9-parked-cars-outside-tigerland-bars/-/9853348/22082268/-/yd96fp/-/index.html (http://www.wdsu.com/news/around-louisiana/br-police-auburn-fan-steals-truck-kidnaps-woman-hits-9-parked-cars-outside-tigerland-bars/-/9853348/22082268/-/yd96fp/-/index.html)
BR Police: Auburn fan steals truck, kidnaps woman, hits 9 parked cars outside Tigerland bars
Man 'wanted to see what it was really like to play the video game Grand Theft Auto.'
Published 4:02 PM CDT Sep 23, 2013
(http://www.wdsu.com/image/view/-/22082558/medRes/1/-/maxh/460/maxw/620/-/p689t7/-/Zachary-Burgess.jpg)
BATON ROUGE, La. —According to a report by WVLA in Baton Rouge, one Auburn fan who visited for the college football game never got the chance to see the big matchup. That’s because he was behind bars after he allegedly stole a truck, kidnapped a woman, and hit nine parked cars.
According to the arrest report, the incident happened on Saturday shortly before 2:30 a.m. Officers with the Baton Rouge Police Department were called to the Tigerland area in response to a stolen vehicle and erratic driver.
Witnesses said the owner of the truck pulled up in the parking lot of the bar and got out of the vehicle. He left the truck running and a female passenger was sitting in a truck alone. Then, the suspect, Zachary Burgess, 20, of Hoover, Ala., got in and tried to steal the vehicle.
“When he tried to flee the parking lot there were several cars blocking the way,†Cpl. Don Coppola said. “He began ramming into the parked cars.â€
The female in the vehicle was reportedly being held in the truck against will. She claims that Burgess “forcibly†held her captive in the truck.
“The passenger was able to jump out of the vehicle and get to safety,†Coppola said.
Burgess allegedly struck a total of nine vehicles.
During questioning Burgess allegedly told an officer that he “wanted to see what it was really like to play the video game Grand Theft Auto.â€
Burgess was arrested and charged with theft of a motor vehicle, nine counts of hit-and-run and simple kidnapping. His bond was set at $80,000. He was released on Sunday after posting bond.
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Sorry for partying.
http://www.wdsu.com/news/around-louisiana/br-police-auburn-fan-steals-truck-kidnaps-woman-hits-9-parked-cars-outside-tigerland-bars/-/9853348/22082268/-/yd96fp/-/index.html (http://www.wdsu.com/news/around-louisiana/br-police-auburn-fan-steals-truck-kidnaps-woman-hits-9-parked-cars-outside-tigerland-bars/-/9853348/22082268/-/yd96fp/-/index.html)
So it was alot like this huh........
(http://www.gamerscorner.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Grand-Theft-Auto-IV-23.jpg)
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Which brings me to my next point...Don't smoke crack.
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He has nice hair though. Like Jake. And Thayer.
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The turds are allover this. Funny thing is, the guy does not have any visible AU paraphernalia on.
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The turds are allover this. Funny thing is, the guy does not have any visible AU paraphernalia on.
I didn't wanna get all tinfoil hat, but it appears to me that he's wearing Crimson and White. Doesn't seem like something an Auburn fan would wear to Baton Rouge on a game weekend...
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I didn't wanna get all tinfoil hat, but it appears to me that he's wearing Crimson and White. Doesn't seem like something an Auburn fan would wear to Baton Rouge on a game weekend...
Not sure if he's a Bammer or not, but he's an Auburn club lacrosse player according to the Bleacher Report and NBC articles.
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Not sure if he's a Bammer or not, but he's an Auburn club lacrosse player according to the Bleacher Report and NBC articles.
I saw this as well. And then I got more suspicious.
http://laxteams.net/auburn/roster.html?season=2314 (http://laxteams.net/auburn/roster.html?season=2314)
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Question why is the fact that he is an Auburn fan even relative to the fucking story....assholes!
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Question why is the fact that he is an Auburn fan even relative to the fucking story....assholes!
my first thought as well.
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Anyone see him in this picture?
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BIVrOYtCcAABu9s.jpg:large)
Everyone's taking this story at its word, but this smells as fishy as Katherine Webb's hoo-ha.
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Anyone see him in this picture?
Everyone's taking this story at its word, but this smells as fishy as Katherine Webb's hoo-ha.
Hard to tell. Maybe number 8 in the front row.
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There is a Zachary Burgess that is listed as an Auburn student.
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/lacrosse.jpg)
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I saw this as well. And then I got more suspicious.
http://laxteams.net/auburn/roster.html?season=2314 (http://laxteams.net/auburn/roster.html?season=2314)
Club lacrosse, not the actual collegiate team.
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Club lacrosse, not the actual collegiate team.
I don't think we have an actual collegiate team. I believe it is still a club team. It isn't listed on the Auburn athletics site as a team.
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I don't think we have an actual collegiate team. I believe it is still a club team. It isn't listed on the Auburn athletics site as a team.
This. There's only the club team.
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I don't think we have an actual collegiate team. I believe it is still a club team. It isn't listed on the Auburn athletics site as a team.
Then the obvious answer here is that Coach Muetzel don't take no shit. You get your ass arrested in Louisiana and you'll be off the website's roster in two days.
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See? Shit. He doesn't take it.
(https://scontent-a-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/998643_670353492976592_1329029103_n.jpg)
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Then the obvious answer here is that Coach Muetzel don't take no shit. You get your ass arrested in Louisiana and you'll be off the website's roster in two days.
It's kind of like amateur gay porn In your world. Just as good as the pros right?
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Then the obvious answer here is that Coach Muetzel don't take no shit. You get your ass arrested in Louisiana and you'll be off the website's roster in two days.
I thought the answer was Pat Dye is running the program, Cam Newton, backwards hats, thugs!
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See? Shit. He doesn't take it.
(https://scontent-a-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/998643_670353492976592_1329029103_n.jpg)
Oooooooh look at him giving stripes the business. I like a coach with fire.
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I thought the answer was Pat Dye is running the program, Cam Newton, backwards hats, thugs!
Human sacrifice! Cats and dogs, living together. Mass hysteria.
Judgement day.
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It's kind of like amateur gay porn In your world. Just as good as the pros right?
Ain't nothin' amateur about my gay porn, sweet cheeks. I went pro on dat ass!
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Pretty Funny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EB_XX_IM8io# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EB_XX_IM8io#)