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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: wesfau2 on July 31, 2008, 02:53:42 PM
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Fuck you. That's what.
Fuck your telemarketing, your lazy employees, your shitty customer service, your sense of entitlement and your shitty driving.
Fuck you.
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Fuck you. That's what.
Fuck your telemarketing, your lazy employees, your shitty customer service, your sense of entitlement and your shitty driving.
Fuck you.
Can I know who were hatin' on? Is it Bucknasty's momma or what?
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Did you just turn in your resignation?
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Can I know who were hatin' on? Is it Bucknasty's momma or what?
Everyone that has pissed me off today:
1) The telemarketer who thinks I'm playing Dialing for Dollars with his stupid ass;
2) Every realtor and law firm that I've had to talk to on the phone today;
3) Tourists and more tourists.
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Did you just turn in your resignation?
I'm gonna burn this motherfucker down! You with me, Pookie?
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I'm gonna burn this motherfucker down! You with me, Pookie?
Ok, did you put the secret ingredient in the special sauce?
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Ok, did you put the secret ingredient in the special sauce?
Animal semen.
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we're gonna need you to go ahead and come in on saturday to play a little catch up... mmmkay?
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we're gonna need you to go ahead and come in on saturday to play a little catch up... mmmkay?
I believe you have my stapler.
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You jokers are switching movies on us.
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They are ardtards.
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Fuck you. That's what.
Fuck your telemarketing, your lazy employees, your shitty customer service, your sense of entitlement and your shitty driving.
Fuck you.
I agree wholeheartedly.
This thread begs the question, If you could be God for a day, who would you strike down first?
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I agree wholeheartedly.
This thread begs the question, If you could be God for a day, who would you strike down first?
All over the world or just people we know personally?
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You're God, take your pick. Only rule is that it has to be a singular person.
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You're God, take your pick. Only rule is that it has to be a singular person.
Hmmm, tough one.
Obvious choice is someone like Osama bin Laden, but he is probably already dead.
Do we have to strike them dead or just incapable of performing their current duties? I don't really hate anyone enough to kill them. There are a few that if they were incapcitated, it would make my life much easier.
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Yeah, what Randall said - I love that quote from Princess Bride:
HUMPERDINCK: To the death.
WESTLEY: No. (a little pause)To the pain.
HUMPERDINCK: (about to charge, stops short) I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase.
WESTLEY: I'll explain. And I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you wart-hog-faced buffoon.
HUMPERDINCK: That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me.
WESTLEY: It won't be the last. To the pain means the first thing you lose will be your feet, below the ankles, then your hands at the wrists, next your nose.
HUMPERDINCK: -- and then my tongue, I suppose. I killed you too quickly the last time, a mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight.
WESTLEY: I wasn't finished -- the next thing you lose will be your left eye, followed by your right --
HUMPERDINCK: (takes step forward) -- and then my ears, I understand. Let's get on with it --
WESTLEY:Wrong! Your ears you keep, and I'll tell you why -- -- so that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish -- every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God, what is that thing?" will echo in your perfect ears. That is what "to the pain" means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.
Death is too good for some people. To the pain, wallowing in freakish misery, is a better punishment.
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Do we have to strike them dead or just incapable of performing their current duties?
Whichever you wish. Mine, for instance, would be Steven Weber. The reason would be that he totally fucked up The Shining. I wouldn't strike him dead, just zap him with an extremely painful and incurable case of the hemmoroids.
Celine Dion would be next for her blasphemous rendition of You Shook Me All Night Long. I would make her a mute.