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Title: Fuck Me
Post by: Townhallsavoy on September 20, 2012, 05:23:02 PM
It hit me today. 

Leaving work, I heard on 97.3 that LSU is without four starters that they were expecting to have back in fall camp. 

So my thoughts roamed a bit. 

"Well, if Chris Faulk is out, maybe Lemonier can get a sack-fumble.  Set up good field position and...."

"Maybe McCalebb can break free around the end or on a screen play and get us a quick six points."

"Emory Blake's been awfully quiet this year.  Maybe he'll..."

"Maybe Lutz can have an acrobatic..."

It's not going to happen.  There's nothing to be excited about.  Woe is all of us. 
Title: Re: Fuck Me
Post by: wesfau2 on September 20, 2012, 05:48:00 PM
Hope springs eternal....then reality sprays herbicide all over that bitch.
Title: Re: Fuck Me
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 21, 2012, 12:52:53 AM
I bought a new navy blue bra exactly like my old lucky one.  Figured it couldn't hurt.  And no, it will not be on display at any time, so don't ask.

I am also wearing an orange and blue top on game day, but for the first time ever, I am not wearing one with an AU logo anywhere on it.  Will have my AU jewelry on, but that's it.

Blowing up the superstition bridges. Because I can.  Won't matter a bit. 

JHS gonna be the Alamo, baby, and there are a fuckload of purple and gold Mexicans.
Title: Re: Fuck Me
Post by: auburnredwing on September 21, 2012, 02:27:01 AM
I bought a new navy blue bra exactly like my old lucky one.  Figured it couldn't hurt.  And no, it will not be on display at any time, so don't ask.

I am also wearing an orange and blue top on game day, but for the first time ever, I am not wearing one with an AU logo anywhere on it.  Will have my AU jewelry on, but that's it.

Blowing up the superstition bridges. Because I can.  Won't matter a bit. 

JHS gonna be the Alamo, baby, and there are a fuckload of purple and gold Mexicans.

Not so fast there lady person... There will be at least one mexican (who bought a ticket, not working stadium maintenance) wearing the orange and blue!
Title: Re: Fuck Me
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 21, 2012, 09:42:09 AM
Not so fast there lady person... There will be at least one mexican (who bought a ticket, not working stadium maintenance) wearing the orange and blue!

There were Mexicans standing with Davy Crockett, amigo.  Just using historical analogy to make a point. I expect the outcome to be the same.

Why don't you come to the tailgate?  We can draw a line in the sand with AWK's sword and step over it.
Title: Re: Fuck Me
Post by: Godfather on September 21, 2012, 09:47:58 AM
There were Mexicans standing with Davy Crockett, amigo.  Just using historical analogy to make a point. I expect the outcome to be the same.

Why don't you come to the tailgate?  We can draw a line in the sand with AWK's sword and step over it.
Damn AWK your sword is that long. Color me impressed.
Title: Re: Fuck Me
Post by: auburnredwing on September 21, 2012, 10:31:44 AM
There were Mexicans standing with Davy Crockett, amigo.  Just using historical analogy to make a point. I expect the outcome to be the same.

Why don't you come to the tailgate?  We can draw a line in the sand with AWK's sword and step over it.

Alrighty, what corner at wire and samford does the x tailgate set up at?
Title: Re: Fuck Me
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 21, 2012, 10:37:22 AM
Alrighty, what corner at wire and samford does the x tailgate set up at?

The eastern southwest corner
Title: Re: Fuck Me
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 21, 2012, 10:42:52 AM
Alrighty, what corner at wire and samford does the x tailgate set up at?

Damn. I guess you Mexicans only know how to travel north. Tell you what, we'll put a border around the tailgate so you can find it.

Bring cerveza. The water will make you sick.
Title: Re: Fuck Me
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 21, 2012, 10:44:33 AM
Damn AWK your sword is that long. Color me impressed.

Have you seen his hands?  That pretty girl he's been keeping company with isn't with him for his charming personality.
Title: Re: Fuck Me
Post by: Saniflush on September 21, 2012, 10:44:46 AM
There were Mexicans standing with Davy Crockett, amigo.  Just using historical analogy to make a point. I expect the outcome to be the same.

Yes, it should also be noted that Crocket had the "home field advantage". 
I expect the same outcome.
Title: Re: Fuck Me
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 21, 2012, 11:44:39 AM
It hit me today. 

Leaving work, I heard on 97.3 that LSU is without four starters that they were expecting to have back in fall camp. 

So my thoughts roamed a bit. 

"Well, if Chris Faulk is out, maybe Lemonier can get a sack-fumble.  Set up good field position and...."

"Maybe McCalebb can break free around the end or on a screen play and get us a quick six points."

"Emory Blake's been awfully quiet this year.  Maybe he'll..."

"Maybe Lutz can have an acrobatic..."

It's not going to happen.  There's nothing to be excited about.  Woe is all of us.

I don't even plan on watching. Should be 0.5 at kickoff and on my way to about 1.2.
Title: Re: Fuck Me
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 21, 2012, 12:44:50 PM
My ass will be planted in Section 8 Row 44 Seat 10.  It may not be planted there after halftime.  Either way, there will some unknown quantity of fine burrbinz available to miz with delicious coke product in a 2012 Stadium cup. 

Tradition and all that, ya' know.
Title: Re: Fuck Me
Post by: chinook on September 21, 2012, 02:48:26 PM
My ass will be planted in Section 8 Row 44 Seat 10.  It may not be planted there after halftime.  Either way, there will some unknown quantity of fine burrbinz available to miz with delicious coke product in a 2012 Stadium cup. 

Tradition and all that, ya' know.

i think i'll be smoking mowing the grass. 
Title: Re: Fuck Me
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 21, 2012, 02:54:57 PM
My ass will be planted in Section 8 Row 44 Seat 10.  It may not be planted there after halftime.  Either way, there will some unknown quantity of fine burrbinz available to miz with delicious coke product in a 2012 Stadium cup. 

Tradition and all that, ya' know.

Where was tradition last week? Destin?
Title: Re: Fuck Me
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 21, 2012, 02:58:35 PM
Where was tradition last week? Destin?

One of the better traditions in my book.   And as I sat there watching the game, I couldn't help but think.....


Dallaswareagle


                                                         :haha:
Title: Re: Fuck Me
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 21, 2012, 03:07:04 PM
One of the better traditions in my book.   And as I sat there watching the game, I couldn't help but think.....


Dallaswareagle


                                                         :haha:

No shit  :haha:

And as I sat there-Hard ass blearchers (blood pressure) that no medication could control my thoughts of Snaggle:

(http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu80/juju198320/beer-beach-1.jpg)

And a small part of me was hoping you were choking on it.   
Title: Re: Fuck Me
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 21, 2012, 03:09:22 PM
No shit  :haha:

And as I sat there-Hard ass blearchers (blood pressure) that no medication could control my thoughts of Snaggle:

(http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu80/juju198320/beer-beach-1.jpg)

And a small part of me was hoping you were choking on it.

I did have a couple of gulps go down the wrong way.  Coughed a little. 
Title: Re: Fuck Me
Post by: Kaos on September 21, 2012, 03:24:01 PM
i think i'll be smoking mowing the grass.

And when people ask who's holding?  There are damn crickets everywhere.
Title: Re: Fuck Me
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 21, 2012, 03:33:23 PM
No shit  :haha:

And as I sat there-Hard ass blearchers (blood pressure) that no medication could control my thoughts of Snaggle:

(http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu80/juju198320/beer-beach-1.jpg)

And a small part of me was hoping you were choking on it.   

I did have a couple of gulps go down the wrong way.  Coughed a little.


I also laughed with great delight drinking the $4.00 bottle waters and you were drinking beer. I was healthy mofo for 3 hours.
Title: Re: Fuck Me
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 21, 2012, 03:35:23 PM

I also laughed with great delight drinking the $4.00 bottle waters and you were drinking beer. I was healthy mofo for 3 hours.

With that game, I switched to whiskey by noon.
Title: Re: Fuck Me
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 21, 2012, 03:42:17 PM
With that game, I switched to whiskey by noon.

I did have a beer with simp-gh-awk around 10:00 am.

I need to invent some kind of beer sneaking system. I don't like the hard stuff.
Title: Re: Fuck Me
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 21, 2012, 03:45:51 PM
I did have a beer with simp-gh-awk around 10:00 am.

I need to invent some kind of beer sneaking system. I don't like the hard stuff.

Way back in the day, long before terrorists and anyone or anything was checked as you walked in a stadium....my brother went to the Crapstoned.  He was in a fraternity and long before the game started, they would work out a system of lookouts and drop a rope over the side and hoist a keg up to keep in their section. 
Title: Re: Fuck Me
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 21, 2012, 03:56:00 PM
Way back in the day, long before terrorists and anyone or anything was checked as you walked in a stadium....my brother went to the Crapstoned.  He was in a fraternity and long before the game started, they would work out a system of lookouts and drop a rope over the side and hoist a keg up to keep in their section.

I was in Section 4 for this game-Most of that crowd would not be into that nor do I think that group could help me haul that keg up.
Title: Re: Fuck Me
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 21, 2012, 04:01:29 PM
I was in Section 4 for this game-Most of that crowd would not be into that nor do I think that group could help me haul that keg up.

I klinked at the SECCG this past year.  I know Sani will chastise my sorry ass for not getting a trusty burrbinz stadium cushion.  I had on cargo pants with a deep pocket every 3 inches.  I had pints and miniatures and anything else I could stuff in there...plus a bottle down my dick.  I meant I was taking whiskey drinks in that game.  Went through the gate....klink...klink klink...klink..klink klink...No sir Officer, nothing in these pockets....klink...
Title: Re: Fuck Me
Post by: noxin on September 21, 2012, 04:07:47 PM
No sir Officer, nothing in these pockets....klink...

That's just the sound of my prosthetic balls
Title: Re: Fuck Me
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 21, 2012, 04:08:49 PM
I klinked at the SECCG this past year.  I know Sani will chastise my sorry ass for not getting a trusty burrbinz stadium cushion.  I had on cargo pants with a deep pocket every 3 inches.  I had pints and miniatures and anything else I could stuff in there...plus a bottle down my dick.  I meant I was taking whiskey drinks in that game.  Went through the gate....klink...klink klink...klink..klink klink...No sir Officer, nothing in these pockets pants....klink...

Would have been more honest.
Title: Re: Fuck Me
Post by: Kaos on September 21, 2012, 04:24:05 PM
I klinked at the SECCG this past year.  I know Sani will chastise my sorry ass for not getting a trusty burrbinz stadium cushion.  I had on cargo pants with a deep pocket every 3 inches.  I had pints and miniatures and anything else I could stuff in there...plus a bottle down my dick.  I meant I was taking whiskey drinks in that game.  Went through the gate....klink...klink klink...klink..klink klink...No sir Officer, nothing in these pockets....klink...

IV bag with an IV tube attached.   Tube clipped inside your shirt front, bag taped to the inside of your leg.  IV tube becomes a straw.   Very inconspicuous.

Title: Re: Fuck Me
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 21, 2012, 04:31:30 PM
IV bag with an IV tube attached.   Tube clipped inside your shirt front, bag taped to the inside of your leg.  IV tube becomes a straw.   Very inconspicuous.

Wouldn't it be easier to just go ahead and insert it in your vein and start the drip?  Leaves your mouth free to holler obsenities at the refs and opposing fans.
Title: Re: fudge Me
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on September 21, 2012, 04:44:44 PM
Way back in the day, long before terrorists and anyone or anything was checked as you walked in a stadium....my brother went to the Crapstoned.  He was in a fraternity and long before the game started, they would work out a system of lookouts and drop a rope over the side and hoist a keg up to keep in their section.

When I was at Auburn we just went with the big tittied girlfriend with gallon Ziploc bag between the bazongas.  Funny, the guards would always stare straight at the hiding place but they never found it.
Title: Re: Fuck Me
Post by: AUJarhead on September 21, 2012, 05:10:36 PM
When we brought my daughter to her first Auburn game, fall 2005, we brought her diaper bag in with us.  Two of the bottles were filled with jack daniels, which looks like a lot like "juice."
Title: Re: fudge Me
Post by: HSVBeerNerd on September 21, 2012, 06:12:12 PM
When I was at Auburn we just went with the big tittied girlfriend with gallon Ziploc bag between the bazongas.  Funny, the guards would always stare straight at the hiding place but they never found it.

THAT... is doing it right.
Title: Re: Fuck Me
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 21, 2012, 07:12:05 PM
When we brought my daughter to her first Auburn game, fall 2005, we brought her diaper bag in with us.  Two of the bottles were filled with jack daniels, which looks like a lot like "juice."
Kept her quiet the entire game, didn't it?
Title: Re: Fuck Me
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 21, 2012, 09:17:42 PM
When we brought my daughter to her first Auburn game, fall 2005, we brought her diaper bag in with us.  Two of the bottles were filled with jack daniels, which looks like a lot like "juice."

We did that here for the AU-Texas game here in Austin-Except we had no baby. 90ish time frame. They drank I was the sober one. 
Title: Re: Fuck Me
Post by: djsimp on September 21, 2012, 09:49:01 PM
Let AWK carry a couple flask and make sure you sit close by. Done deal.