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Title: You know its a tough softball league to umpire when
Post by: dallaswareagle on June 28, 2012, 02:40:31 PM
you get an E-mail like this:

Mike and Mike:

Was this the guy arrested?

Tom
 (http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u1/miked0003/Dude.jpg)

And then below that:


I need confirmation this is the gentleman that was arrested last night please.

Thanks,

Chris Cottone
Athletic/Aquatic Manager
City of Richardson

Title: Re: You know its a tough softball league to umpire when
Post by: JR4AU on July 02, 2012, 10:21:31 AM
 :blink:
Title: Re: You know its a tough softball league to umpire when
Post by: dallaswareagle on July 02, 2012, 11:03:19 AM
:blink:

Really didn't know how to react with 4 cops coming on the field with hands on weapons. I gave them all the room they needed.
Title: Re: You know its a tough softball league to umpire when
Post by: Godfather on July 02, 2012, 11:26:55 AM
I'm confoosed
Title: Re: You know its a tough softball league to umpire when
Post by: dallaswareagle on July 02, 2012, 11:28:47 AM
I'm confoosed

About?

I was umpiring a softball game and cops came on the field and arrested this guy.
Title: Re: You know its a tough softball league to umpire when
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 02, 2012, 11:29:20 AM
I'm confused

I think Dallas was umpiring a softball game when the fuzz showed up to arrest one of the players.  No?
Title: Re: You know its a tough softball league to umpire when
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 02, 2012, 11:29:38 AM
Damn it.  Beat me to it.
Title: Re: You know its a tough softball league to umpire when
Post by: Godfather on July 02, 2012, 11:34:01 AM
The mike and mike in your email threw me off. I didn't know if you were talking about you heard it on the radio or what.
Title: Re: You know its a tough softball league to umpire when
Post by: dallaswareagle on July 02, 2012, 11:38:36 AM
The mike and mike in your email threw me off. I didn't know if you were talking about you heard it on the radio or what.

My bad-My first name is mike and my partners name was also mike.

But he is not as keen as me. :facepalm:
Title: Re: You know its a tough softball league to umpire when
Post by: Godfather on July 02, 2012, 11:39:53 AM
My bad-My first name is mike and my partners name is was also mike.
I didn't know you rolled that way...not that there's anything wrong with that.  Have you met VV yet?
Title: Re: You know its a tough softball league to umpire when
Post by: djsimp on July 02, 2012, 11:41:57 AM
Damn it.  Beat me to it.

Well, I'm glad someone cleared this up. I was about to send out a RFI.
Title: Re: You know its a tough softball league to umpire when
Post by: AWK on July 02, 2012, 11:44:54 AM
Out of curiosity, what was he arrested for?
Title: Re: You know its a tough softball league to umpire when
Post by: Godfather on July 02, 2012, 11:49:49 AM
Out of curiosity, what was he arrested for?
night putting
Title: Re: You know its a tough softball league to umpire when
Post by: Shug Dye on July 02, 2012, 11:51:31 AM
Out of curiosity, what was he arrested for?

probably playing on a field with no grass.
Title: Re: You know its a tough softball league to umpire when
Post by: dallaswareagle on July 02, 2012, 12:00:08 PM
Out of curiosity, what was he arrested for?

From what I was told, there was a fight at the end of last season between two teams (or some of the guys from the two teams) in the parking lot. The parking lot fight was more bowing up and chest thumping-then both teams ended up at the same bar right up from the complex. Now mix beer and testosterone and a championship 2012 early spring league T-shirt and you have all the makings of a brawl to end them all.  The guy in the picture took his bat-knocked a guy out and beat him till he broke the other guys ankle or leg.

It’s not softball-It’s adult day care sometimes. We have actually had to have cops come to the fields to escort umpires out sometime.
Title: Re: You know its a tough softball league to umpire when
Post by: JR4AU on July 02, 2012, 01:41:16 PM
Glad I weren't the only one confused here!
Title: Re: You know its a tough softball league to umpire when
Post by: AWK on July 02, 2012, 02:14:26 PM
From what I was told, there was a fight at the end of last season between two teams (or some of the guys from the two teams) in the parking lot. The parking lot fight was more bowing up and chest thumping-then both teams ended up at the same bar right up from the complex. Now mix beer and testosterone and a championship 2012 early spring league T-shirt and you have all the makings of a brawl to end them all.  The guy in the picture took his bat-knocked a guy out and beat him till he broke the other guys ankle or leg.

It’s not softball-It’s adult day care sometimes. We have actually had to have cops come to the fields to escort umpires out sometime.
People are fucking dumb.  Hope he enjoys prison.
Title: Re: You know its a tough softball league to umpire when
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 02, 2012, 07:19:07 PM
Holy shit!  What the hell league you been umpiring in?
Title: Re: You know its a tough softball league to umpire when
Post by: chinook on July 03, 2012, 02:32:23 AM
Holy shit!  What the hell league you been umpiring in?

softball.
Title: Re: You know its a tough softball league to umpire when
Post by: AUJarhead on July 03, 2012, 08:11:32 AM
Holy shit!  What the hell league you been umpiring in?

California Penal...
Title: Re: You know its a tough softball league to umpire when
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 03, 2012, 08:21:43 AM
California Penal...

 :aoop:
Title: Re: You know its a tough softball league to umpire when
Post by: djsimp on July 03, 2012, 08:46:07 AM
:aoop:

 :fag: :sex:
Title: Re: You know its a tough softball league to umpire when
Post by: dallaswareagle on July 03, 2012, 10:17:06 AM
Holy shit!  What the hell league you been umpiring in?

Hey, there are dumbasses all over the place. Some of them just happen to get arrested playing softball.

Fixed it myself.
Title: Re: You know its a tough softball league to umpire when
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 03, 2012, 10:18:46 AM
Hey, there are dumbasses all over the place. Some of them just happen to play softball.

I know that all too well...
Title: Re: You know its a tough softball league to umpire when
Post by: ssgaufan on July 03, 2012, 01:19:39 PM
Holy shit!  What the hell league you been umpiring in?

Church league.
Title: Re: You know its a tough softball league to umpire when
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 03, 2012, 01:39:20 PM
Church league.

More bench clearing brawls per-capita than open league...
Title: Re: You know its a tough softball league to umpire when
Post by: dallaswareagle on July 03, 2012, 03:40:03 PM
More bench clearing brawls per-capita than open league...

Some of the more competitive church leagues are funny as they tend to pray after the game at the pitcher’s mound. And on more than one occasion I have heard them ask the almighty to help me and my eye sight. I always catch them coming off the field as they have one or two players who have no idea where the church is much less what denomination they are. I ask them how Brother Robert is and they always answer oh he is doing great or something along those lines, of course I have no idea who goes to that church.

The best World Series to do is Military World, them boys and girls play hard and you get no grief and a few days down in Panama City, FL.