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Pat Dye Field => Beard-Eaves Memorial Coliseum => Topic started by: Snaggletiger on April 18, 2012, 03:06:29 PM

Title: Just Heard..
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 18, 2012, 03:06:29 PM
On teh Yahoo Sports radio that Pat Summit stepped down this afternoon.  Now far be it from me to report on anything concerning women's basketball...gawd how I hate it....but she's like the winningest coach of all time in like..everything.  Like....it's a big deal....and stuff.
Title: Re: Just Heard..
Post by: Saniflush on April 18, 2012, 03:08:58 PM
On teh Yahoo Sports radio that Pat Summit stepped down this afternoon.  Now far be it from me to report on anything concerning women's basketball...gawd how I hate it....but she's like the winningest coach of all time in like..everything.  Like....it's a big deal....and stuff.

I can't remember who she is......So I guess she and I have that much in common.
Title: Re: Just Heard..
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 18, 2012, 03:14:58 PM
I can't remember who she is......So I guess she and I have that much in common.

You know, I was gonna' add something about not remembering any of those wins...but I thought it best to let the pros, PCT and Sani, strike first.
Title: Re: Just Heard..
Post by: Shug Dye on April 18, 2012, 04:55:35 PM
  Now far be it from me to report on anything concerning women's basketball...gawd how I hate it....

Wife still dribblin those balls, huh?
Title: Re: Just Heard..
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 18, 2012, 05:04:44 PM
Wife still dribblin those balls, huh?

A ball joke.. how owijunal
Title: Re: Just Heard..
Post by: Kaos on April 18, 2012, 08:43:02 PM
On teh Yahoo Sports radio that Pat Summit stepped down this afternoon.  Now far be it from me to report on anything concerning women's basketball...gawd how I hate it....but she's like the winningest coach of all time in like..everything.  Like....it's a big deal....and stuff.

So what happens when she shows up for work on Monday and goes "what resignation?"
Title: Re: Just Heard..
Post by: Vandy Vol on April 18, 2012, 09:02:04 PM
So what happens when she shows up for work on Monday and goes "what resignation?"

$10 says she gets hired somewhere else...



...because she shows up for work at the wrong campus.
Title: Re: Just Heard..
Post by: Pell City Tiger on April 18, 2012, 09:13:30 PM
Pat Summit's husband takes her to the doctor because she's been feeling strange.

After examining Pat for quite a while, the doctor tells her husband, "Well, it's either Alzheimers or AIDS."

"What do you mean? You can't tell the difference?"

"Yeah, the two look a lot alike in the early stages... Tell you what; drive her way out into the country, kick her out of the car, and if she finds her way back to Knoxville, don't fuck her."
Title: Re: Just Heard..
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 19, 2012, 10:09:45 AM
$10 says she gets hired somewhere else...



...because she shows up for work at the wrong campus.

"Why, yes, Coach Summitt.  Tennessee's colors have always been yellow and black.  And for a theme this year, we're going to be called the Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets." 
Title: Re: Just Heard..
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 19, 2012, 10:48:07 AM
She hid her own Easter eggs this year
Title: Re: Just Heard..
Post by: Ogre on April 20, 2012, 11:00:39 AM
She's got it made.  She'll be able to watch TV all day and never watch a rerun.