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Title: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Saniflush on November 15, 2011, 07:30:12 AM
Not sure what fucktard decided that it was a good idea to have the Alabama game in midweek but it looks like we are left with these dates and opponents.

You fuckers chime in with what dates will work so we can get tickets ordered and not be left outside like last year.


Jan. 21, 2012   South Carolina

Feb. 18, 2012   Miss. State

Feb. 25, 2012   Arkansas

Mar. 3, 2012   LSU
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 15, 2011, 08:35:25 AM
Just to help us decide a little better...taken straight from my skreets:

Jan 21 - South Carolina  12:30 PM cst
Feb 18 - Miss. State  7:00 PM cst
Feb 25 - Arkansas  3:00 PM cst
Mar 3 - LSU  3:00 PM cst

Either of the first two would probably work better for me, since teh beisbols will begin practicing sometime in February...but I will adjust my schedule if the majority wants one of the other two.


Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Saniflush on November 15, 2011, 08:39:22 AM
I didn't list times cause they are all subject to change, especially late in the year when everyone will want to be covering this AU team.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 15, 2011, 09:15:19 AM
I didn't list times cause they are all subject to change, especially late in the year when everyone will want to be covering this AU team.

True...hadn't thought about the Vitale angle.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: wesfau2 on November 16, 2011, 04:44:44 PM
Will be a bit of a crapshoot for me to plan this far out, but...if the times remain unchanged...

I vote MissSt.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: AWK on November 16, 2011, 04:49:28 PM
I vote for either South Carolina or Miss. State.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Vandy Vol on November 29, 2011, 08:43:09 PM
If times change, any of those dates work as of right now.

But, if the times will remain the same, I'd prefer a late afternoon game.  That allows us to continue our game daytime drunk with the post-game night drunk, starting with dinner of course so that Buzz doesn't end the night with dropping his pants and waving his wiener around.

So, LSU and Arkansas are currently my preferences.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: djsimp on November 30, 2011, 08:54:05 AM
I'm thinking about hitting up a Bball game. Any of those dates are good for me but Arkansas would be the first choice then a LSU/MSU tie.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 30, 2011, 08:55:32 AM
If times change, any of those dates work as of right now.

But, if the times will remain the same, I'd prefer a late afternoon game.  That allows us to continue our game daytime drunk with the post-game night drunk, starting with dinner of course so that Buzz doesn't end the night with dropping his pants and waving his wiener around.

So, LSU and Arkansas are currently my preferences.

You said you liked the private dance though.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 30, 2011, 08:58:05 AM
The more I think about it though, the more I agree with the hobbit.  One of the 3:00 games would allow us to meet up around lunch time somewhere and still have the evening for dinner and carnage.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Vandy Vol on November 30, 2011, 11:13:43 AM
You said you liked the private dance though.

That was before GH gave me one.  I've moved on.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: GH2001 on November 30, 2011, 12:37:29 PM
That was before GH gave me one.  I've moved on.

Does GH know about this?

Wait wait...hold on a min.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Vandy Vol on November 30, 2011, 12:51:02 PM
Does GH know about this?

Wait wait...hold on a min.

You clearly don't remember that time we rocked out to Samwell in the back of that limo in Vegas...

(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp4xspXk9Q1r03qpjo1_400.gif)
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: GH2001 on November 30, 2011, 12:52:19 PM
You clearly don't remember that time we rocked out to Samwell in the back of that limo in Vegas...

(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp4xspXk9Q1r03qpjo1_400.gif)

If I was drunk and don't remember it, then it didn't happen. Got it? There is a difference.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Saniflush on November 30, 2011, 12:54:28 PM
If I was drunk and don't remember it, then it didn't happen. Got it? There is a difference.

It was his dog.....
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: GH2001 on November 30, 2011, 12:57:37 PM
It was his dog.....

What happens in Vegas....
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Vandy Vol on November 30, 2011, 12:58:01 PM
It was his dog.....

One time I was masturbating...and my dog came up and started licking my balls.  Right as I came it stuck its tongue up my ass.  That's serious fucking masturbation talent right there.  Fucking good.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: GH2001 on November 30, 2011, 01:05:39 PM
One time I was masturbating...and my dog came up and started licking my balls.  Right as I came it stuck its tongue up my ass.  That's serious fucking masturbation talent right there.  Fucking good.

And just to think - it was ALL a nice coincidence.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Vandy Vol on November 30, 2011, 01:57:59 PM
And just to think - it was ALL a nice coincidence.

I like to slather my balls and anus in peanut butter while I masturbate...so what?
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Vandy Vol on December 09, 2011, 08:10:30 PM
Did we decide on a game?  Are we waiting on times to be finalized?  Are you performing the Dutch rudder on the guy next to you?
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Vandy Vol on December 15, 2011, 11:27:17 AM
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-NAB874EpTUk/TlvAg9bRaGI/AAAAAAAABN4/7mC6sMl8dDg/s1600/bf7d39b644herro.jpg-450x337.jpg)
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: AUTiger1 on December 15, 2011, 11:33:21 AM
Shitty dates and such will keep me from attending other than the 3rd.  If anyone that can't make any of the other games would like to meet up on that day, I think I can swing it for a few beers.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: djsimp on December 22, 2011, 12:58:13 PM
I'm thinking a Barbee D against a Mike Anderson D would be fun to watch.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 22, 2011, 01:21:51 PM
Sounds like the majority would be for either the 18th (MissStake) or the 25th (Arky).  Should I poll to see which of those is better?
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: djsimp on December 22, 2011, 01:30:26 PM
Sounds like the majority would be for either the 18th (MissStake) or the 25th (Arky).  Should I poll to see which of those is better?

Yes
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: AWK on January 27, 2012, 02:06:45 PM
I vote the 18th, PUHLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 27, 2012, 02:57:34 PM
Damn you people and your Heisman fetishes.


Can everyone make the 18th?  Or at least a majority?

I will start looking into getting tickets if it looks like we can do the 18th.  You cannot buy single game tickets online, but hopefully I can call the ticket office and see if we can get several together.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Vandy Vol on January 28, 2012, 04:04:17 AM
I can't make the 18th.  So, considering that it's Heisman-signing-day vs. the 18th, I won't be able to make either date.  Sad times.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: DnATL on January 28, 2012, 08:06:16 AM
I can't make the 18th.  So, considering that it's Heisman-signing-day vs. the 18th, I won't be able to make either date.  Sad times.
you don't need to go to the outing anyway, since you have already been outed
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: AWK on January 28, 2012, 11:47:50 AM
I hate my life... I have some shit to do on the 18th... fucking people making plans.  Might want to just leave it on the 25th and I'll just have to make a tough choice. 
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: djsimp on January 28, 2012, 12:00:51 PM
Well, I mine and Suzannes anniversary is on the 18th. I seriously doubt I could talk her into an Auburn basketball game to celebrate.......without brain washing or hypnotism.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Vandy Vol on January 28, 2012, 12:32:39 PM
you don't need to go to the outing anyway, since you have already been outed

(http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/294407/473862.png)
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 28, 2012, 01:48:46 PM
Okay...we can keep it for the 25th.  How many of you will be able to make it that day?
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Vandy Vol on January 28, 2012, 04:22:39 PM
Okay...we can keep it for the 25th.  How many of you will be able to make it that day?

Negative ghost rider.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: wesfau2 on February 04, 2012, 08:43:40 PM
Ummmm...I need to plan.

What the fuck did you people decide?

Gimme a date and I'll tell you if you can bask in my greatness.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 04, 2012, 10:40:17 PM
Well, Nuke's scared because his eyelids are jammed and his old man's here. We need a live... is it a live rooster?
We need a live rooster to take the curse off Jose's glove and nobody seems to know what to get Millie or Jimmy for their wedding present.  We're dealing with a lot of shit.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 07, 2012, 09:04:56 AM
Seriously, the original consensus was the 25th.  Now that seems to be falling apart even.  Nobody other than Vandy Vol has even given a yes or no about the date.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: AUTiger1 on February 07, 2012, 09:59:49 AM
Seriously, the original consensus was the 25th.  Now that seems to be falling apart even.  Nobody other than Vandy Vol has even given a yes or no about the date.

The 18th is out for me.  Mini-AUT1's bday party that day.  The 25th I am doing the autograph thingy in Huntsville.  Pretty sure that I could make it down on March 03..........unless I can't.   

Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: AWK on February 07, 2012, 10:25:15 AM
The 18th is out for me.  Mini-AUT1's bday party that day.  The 25th I am doing the autograph thingy in Huntsville.  Pretty sure that I could make it down on March 03..........unless I can't.
Same for me.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Vandy Vol on February 07, 2012, 10:31:52 AM
Same for me.

You're going to AUT1's son's birthday party?

(http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/24900000/Pedo-Bear-Birthday-Cake-pedo-bear-24946065-468-352.jpg)
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: AWK on February 07, 2012, 10:53:03 AM
The 18th is out for me.  Mini-AUT1's bday party that day.  The 25th I am doing the autograph thingy in Huntsville.  Pretty sure that I could make it down on March 03..........unless I can't.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 07, 2012, 11:06:08 AM
What is the consensus on March 3rd then?  I believe I can make that with no problem.  AUT1 and AWK also?
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: AWK on February 07, 2012, 11:27:38 AM
What is the consensus on March 3rd then?  I believe I can make that with no problem.  AUT1 and AWK also?
I could make that.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: djsimp on February 07, 2012, 11:28:29 AM
I could make that.

Me three
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 07, 2012, 11:33:23 AM
sani?  wes?  garman?  tarheel? new kid?  Jumbo?  Prowler?
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: djsimp on February 07, 2012, 11:49:14 AM
I may be where I have my 15 yr and 13 yr old on my hip. I can send them off chasing women and dreams though. If this is the case I'll just buy them some tickets at the door.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 07, 2012, 11:51:51 AM
I'll be working to make this date.  I'll probably have to leave the penis at home too, but that won't be a big deal.

Come on honeeeyyy....all the other guys are taking theirs.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: AUTiger1 on February 07, 2012, 12:06:31 PM
What is the consensus on March 3rd then?  I believe I can make that with no problem.  AUT1 and AWK also?

I should be able to make that with no problems.  The only thing is if we have to travel any but word right now is no travel until the 15th of March.

I will be like Snaggle, I may have to drive down that morning and drive back that night so that means I would have to leave my balls at home, but I can take my penis!
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Vandy Vol on February 07, 2012, 01:01:50 PM
sani?  wes?  garman?  tarheel? new kid?  Jumbo?  Prowler?

Oh, so I'm chopped liver now?  I didn't want to see your penis (again) anyways...
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 07, 2012, 01:10:51 PM
Oh, so I'm chopped liver now?  I didn't want to see your penis (again) anyways...

Can you make it?  Can you take it all?
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 07, 2012, 01:11:50 PM
I should be able to make that with no problems.  The only thing is if we have to travel any but word right now is no travel until the 15th of March.

I will be like Snaggle, I may have to drive down that morning and drive back that night so that means I would have to leave my balls at home, but I can take my penis!

I will have to head back to the homestead late that night as well.  My chariot turns into a pumpkin at 1:00am...
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: AUTiger1 on February 07, 2012, 01:21:49 PM
I will have to head back to the homestead late that night as well.  My chariot turns into a pumpkin at 1:00am...

Glad to see that I am not the only one.   I will be leaving earlier than most.  I have a little bit longer drive than you.

Takes me 4 hours to get there.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: djsimp on February 07, 2012, 01:24:02 PM
Glad to see that I am not the only one.   I will be leaving earlier than most.  I have a little bit longer drive than you.

Bout 4 1/2 hrs?
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: wesfau2 on February 07, 2012, 01:34:21 PM
3rd is no good for me.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Vandy Vol on February 07, 2012, 01:40:50 PM
Can you make it?  Can you take it all?

Yes and yes.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: AUTiger1 on February 07, 2012, 01:41:41 PM
Bout 4 1/2 hrs?

Where the hell are you driving from?

Yes and yes.

Was there ever any doubt?
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 07, 2012, 01:43:26 PM
3rd is no good for me.

Okay then, the 3rd it is.

You still in paradise just south of me?
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Vandy Vol on February 07, 2012, 01:44:53 PM
Okay then, the 3rd it is.

I don't have another ring to take to a volcano, so we should be alright with just one hobbit.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: djsimp on February 07, 2012, 02:00:39 PM
Where the hell are you driving from?

No, I'm asking you. It only takes about an hour for me.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: AUTiger1 on February 07, 2012, 02:13:32 PM
No, I'm asking you. It only takes about an hour for me.

I guess you were asking me.  I missed that.  West of Athens.   It's a pretty good little haul.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: wesfau2 on February 07, 2012, 02:18:56 PM
Okay then, the 3rd it is.

You still in paradise just south of me?

That's still where I get my mail.

Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: DnATL on February 07, 2012, 07:15:47 PM
That's still where I get my mail.
If VV is going to the game, you could pick up a little male in Auburn
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Vandy Vol on February 07, 2012, 08:10:35 PM
If VV is going to the game, you could pick up a little male in Auburn

Have you ever seen Samwise try to pick up Frodo?  It's usually not successful.

Literally speaking, of course.  Male hobbits metaphorically "pick up" other male hobbits all of the time...it's gay fuck galore in the Shire.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Tarheel on February 09, 2012, 01:45:21 PM
I've read this entire thread and I'm confused and vexed (which is not unusual on a day after the Tarheels loose to Dook).

When is the BB outing?  The 3rd of March?
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 09, 2012, 01:47:10 PM
I've read this entire thread and I'm confused and vexed (which is not unusual on a day after the Tarheels loose to Dook).

When is the BB outing?  The 3rd of March?

I believe that is where we ended up.  Will you be able to make that?
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: GarMan on February 09, 2012, 01:49:53 PM
When is the BB outing?  The 3rd of March? 
Hell if I know...  The entire thread reads like a gay soap opera. 
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Saniflush on February 09, 2012, 01:53:36 PM
Hell if I know...  The entire thread reads like a gay soap opera.

Aren't those usually in the shower?
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 09, 2012, 01:53:38 PM
Hell if I know...  The entire thread reads like a gay soap opera.
Will you be able to nap make it on the 3rd?
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Tarheel on February 09, 2012, 01:55:52 PM
I believe that is where we ended up.  Will you be able to make that?

I can do that.  Who is in so far?

Coincidentally, it's the same day that Carolina plays Dook again...this time at that quaint little gym in D'urm.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 09, 2012, 02:03:16 PM
I can do that.  Who is in so far?

Coincidentally, it's the same day that Carolina plays Dook again...this time at that quaint little gym in D'urm.

So far, I think we have myself, AUT1, AWK and djsimp that are pretty much solid I believe.  Dookie McCaring says he is going to do his best to make it, so that will make things interesting indeed. 

What about the rest of you degenerates?  If I can get a pretty good headcount, I will call and see if there is any way we can order single game tickets at this late notice.  If not, I feel pretty sure we can pick some up 5 minutes prior off the sidewalk.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Tarheel on February 09, 2012, 02:10:40 PM
So far, I think we have myself, AUT1, AWK and djsimp that are pretty much solid I believe.  Dookie McCaring says he is going to do his best to make it, so that will make things interesting indeed. 

What about the rest of you degenerates?  If I can get a pretty good headcount, I will call and see if there is any way we can order single game tickets at this late notice.  If not, I feel pretty sure we can pick some up 5 minutes prior off the sidewalk.

Good deal.

What were we talking about again?  I can't take my eyes off of your avatar.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: GarMan on February 09, 2012, 02:30:47 PM
Will you be able to nap make it on the 3rd?
I can prolly make that, but what's the deal?  Who will be going?  Are we hittin' any bars the night before?  The night after?  Both nights?  No nights?  Do I need to man-scape my junk for Vandy? 
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: AUTiger1 on February 09, 2012, 02:32:46 PM
I can prolly make that, but what's the deal?  Who will be going?  Are we hittin' any bars the night before?  The night after?  Both nights?  No nights?  Do I need to man-scape my junk for Vandy?

 :bugs:

Personally, I will be driving down that morning, hoping to have a drink or three before the game and then having a beer or two after the game before heading north.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 09, 2012, 02:36:23 PM
I can prolly make that, but what's the deal?  Who will be going?  Are we hittin' any bars the night before?  The night after?  Both nights?  No nights?  Do I need to man-scape my junk for Vandy?

The game is at 3, so I envisioned a lunchtime rendezvous at Momma Goldberg's or somewhere like that.  Then to the game, and out for a while that night.  There are a few of us that will have to drive home some time that night, so if yall want to make a weekend of it, feel free.  The rest of us betas will just have to live vicariously through the stories we hear...
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 09, 2012, 02:37:12 PM
:bugs:

Personally, I will be driving down that morning, hoping to have a drink or three before the game and then having a beer or two after the game before heading north.

Missed the manscaping question before.  I think VV prefers a nice tidy triangle.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: GH2001 on February 09, 2012, 02:51:39 PM
I can prolly make that, but what's the deal?  Who will be going?  Are we hittin' any bars the night before?  The night after?  Both nights?  No nights?  Do I need to man-scape my junk for Vandy?
Your biggest concern should be making sure you find a comfortable place to take frequent naps.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Saniflush on February 09, 2012, 02:54:34 PM
Your biggest concern should be making sure you find a comfortable place to take frequent naps.

I hear the seating in the new stadium is fabulous for that.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: GH2001 on February 09, 2012, 03:00:50 PM
I hear the seating in the new stadium is fabulous for that.

I know the seats in JHS are great for napping. At least the last 2 games they were.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Tarheel on February 09, 2012, 03:19:29 PM
The game is at 3, so I envisioned a lunchtime rendezvous at Momma Goldberg's or somewhere like that.  Then to the game, and out for a while that night.  There are a few of us that will have to drive home some time that night, so if yall want to make a weekend of it, feel free.  The rest of us betas will just have to live vicariously through the stories we hear...

Well, that has been the tradition.

Beta.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: AWK on February 09, 2012, 03:48:19 PM
Is the famous Saniflush making an appearance?
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: GarMan on February 09, 2012, 04:09:19 PM
Your biggest concern should be making sure you find a comfortable place to take frequent naps.
It's just basketball...  Now, tap my shoulder when the cheerleaders take to the court. 
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: GarMan on February 09, 2012, 04:13:15 PM
I know the seats in JHS are great for napping. At least the last 2 games they were. 
I've slept in worse places... 
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: GarMan on February 09, 2012, 04:14:53 PM
Beta.
Phuggin' BETAs...  Allz of 'em! 
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Vandy Vol on February 09, 2012, 04:28:06 PM
So far, I think we have myself, AUT1, AWK and djsimp that are pretty much solid I believe.  Dookie McCaring says he is going to do his best to make it, so that will make things interesting indeed.

If you don't like me, just fuck me in the ass.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 09, 2012, 04:29:54 PM
If you don't like me, just fuck me in the ass.

You coming wif AWK? 
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Tarheel on February 09, 2012, 04:34:09 PM
Is the famous Saniflush making an appearance?


One would hope so...it's tradition.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Vandy Vol on February 09, 2012, 04:41:08 PM
You coming wif AWK? 

:vn:

Quote from: Buzz Killington on 07-02-2012, 13:10:51
Can you make it?  Can you take it all?
Yes and yes.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 09, 2012, 04:43:33 PM
:vn:

I'm an old man, sometimes I forget things.  Get out of my yard.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: DnATL on February 09, 2012, 05:39:09 PM
Is the famous Saniflush making an appearance?
Saniflush was always known for the upside-down banana split
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: GarMan on February 09, 2012, 05:39:37 PM
I'm an old man, sometimes I forget things.  Get out of my yard.
:getoff:
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Saniflush on February 10, 2012, 07:19:52 AM

One would hope so...it's tradition.

If you motherfuckers ever figure out when.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 10, 2012, 08:27:08 AM
If you motherfuckers ever figure out when.

I think we have a consensus now on March 3rd.  And, this time, we mean it.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Saniflush on February 10, 2012, 08:28:07 AM
I think we have a consensus now on March 3rd.  And, this time, we mean it.

I'm in then.  Make it so.

Sidenote....Nice job waiting till there were no rooms left at the conference center fucktards.  Just sayin'.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 10, 2012, 08:38:28 AM
Alright...looks like it's the 3rd now (sorry Wes).

As of right now, we have confirmed:
Buzz
Saniflush
GarMan
Tarheel
AWK
Vandy Vol
djsimp
AUTiger1

Possibles include:
Snaggletiger
Jumbo
Prowler
New Kid

Need to start the plane ticket fund for:
Godfather
Tiger Wench
AUJarhead
WarEagle!!!


Anyone else I am missing?  Anyone?  Anyone?  Beuller?  Beuller?
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 10, 2012, 08:39:53 AM
I'm in then.  Make it so.

Sidenote....Nice job waiting till there were no rooms left at the conference center.  Just sayin'.

Cam screwed us over again.  If he and his damn fake smile weren't going to Huntsville on the 25th...
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 10, 2012, 09:31:56 AM
I'm still about 50/40
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Saniflush on February 10, 2012, 09:43:38 AM
Sounding more and more like a day trip to me. 
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: AUTiger1 on February 10, 2012, 09:55:41 AM
I'm still about 50/40

Chizad math skills, this man haz them!
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 10, 2012, 09:59:17 AM
I'm still about 50/40
So...you're almost hindsight?
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: djsimp on February 10, 2012, 10:08:01 AM
Is any of you fuckers bringing your sidekick?
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Saniflush on February 10, 2012, 10:11:11 AM
Is any of you fuckers bringing your sidekick?

If by sidekick you mean stadium seat filled with bourbon then the answer would be yes.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: AUTiger1 on February 10, 2012, 10:13:28 AM
Is any of you fuckers bringing your sidekick?

Is this real?
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Tarheel on February 10, 2012, 10:28:53 AM
If by sidekick you mean stadium seat filled with bourbon then the answer would be yes.


Good to know that we'll have some refreshment.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: djsimp on February 10, 2012, 10:31:59 AM
Is this real?

Well, as stated earlier in this thread, I may have my 15 yr old and 13 yr old with me. I would gladly trade them off for my wife because she is more fun. Although, I can probably find something to do for my boys to keep them busy.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: GarMan on February 10, 2012, 10:33:02 AM
Good to know that we'll have some refreshment.
It's like a desert over here... 
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: GarMan on February 10, 2012, 10:34:57 AM
Is any of you fuckers bringing your sidekick?
Well, I usually keep a Glock, 38 or 380 within arm's reach... 
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: GarMan on February 10, 2012, 10:36:37 AM
Well, as stated earlier in this thread, I may have my 15 yr old and 13 yr old with me. I would gladly trade them off for my wife because she is more fun. Although, I can probably find something to do for my boys to keep them busy.
Is your wife hot?

Vandy would like to know more about your boys...
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 10, 2012, 10:44:46 AM
Is any of you fuckers bringing your sidekick?

 :haha:
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: djsimp on February 10, 2012, 10:53:12 AM
Vandy would like to know more about your boys...

They would kick his ass.

Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: djsimp on February 10, 2012, 10:53:52 AM
:haha:

Listen lil birdy, don't give me no shit.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: AUTiger1 on February 10, 2012, 11:08:33 AM
Listen lil birdy, don't give me no shit.

(http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/a/e/ae2dd-Fatboy_reacts.gif)
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: AUTiger1 on February 10, 2012, 04:24:15 PM
Alright...looks like it's the 3rd now (sorry Wes).

As of right now, we have confirmed:
Buzz
Saniflush
GarMan
Tarheel
AWK
Vandy Vol
djsimp
AUTiger1

Possibles include:
Snaggletiger
Jumbo
Prowler
New Kid

Need to start the plane ticket fund for:
Godfather
Tiger Wench
AUJarhead
WarEagle!!!


Anyone else I am missing?  Anyone?  Anyone?  Beuller?  Beuller?


Pls 2 b putting AUT1 in possibles.


Just got off the phone with my boss.  It looks like we are heading out on the 26th and may not be flying back until the 3rd.

(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/000/578/1234931504682.jpg)
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: GarMan on February 10, 2012, 04:30:49 PM
Pls 2 b putting AUT1 in possibles.

Just got off the phone with my boss.  It looks like we are heading out on the 26th and may not be flying back until the 3rd.

If you fly back early enough, you could still make the game.  Don't be a pansy-assed beta-male! 

It's all about teh priorities... 
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: AUTiger1 on February 10, 2012, 04:33:34 PM
If you fly back early enough, you could still make the game.  Don't be a pansy-assed beta-male! 

It's all about teh priorities...

That is why I asked to be moved into the possibles.  If we can get a 5 or 6 AM flight out, I might can get back to Huntsville in time to make it.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Vandy Vol on February 10, 2012, 04:46:54 PM
Is any of you fuckers bringing your sidekick?

I'm bringing mine.

(http://www.technosamrat.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/sidekick3.jpg)
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Vandy Vol on February 10, 2012, 04:51:32 PM
They would kick his ass.

Hey hey hey...

Gollum is a feisty mother fucker.  He fought harder for that ring than any teenager has ever fought for his butthole virginity.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Tarheel on February 10, 2012, 06:42:55 PM
That is why I asked to be moved into the possibles.  If we can get a 5 or 6 AM flight out, I might can get back to Huntsville in time to make it.


If?!  What is this tentative, qualified statement?  This is beginning to disturb my calm.  You need to make this happen; don't be a beta.  Don't make me drink teh burrbinz alone.  Because I will.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 10, 2012, 11:40:24 PM

If?!  What is this tentative, qualified statement?  This is beginning to disturb my calm.  You need to make this happen; don't be a beta.  Don't make me drink teh burrbinz alone.  Because I will.

No..he will...trust me on that.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: wesfau2 on February 11, 2012, 12:04:15 PM
Ghey.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: AUTiger1 on February 13, 2012, 10:21:25 AM

If?!  What is this tentative, qualified statement?  This is beginning to disturb my calm.  You need to make this happen; don't be a beta.  Don't make me drink teh burrbinz alone.  Because I will.

If means we haven't booked flights yet.  We have talked about it this morning and his plans are to fly home no later than Friday.  His birthday is Saturday and he wants to celebrate.  We are trying to swing it to where we might get home late Thursday night. 

Either way, it looks like I am in .   No longer in the possibles.   
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 22, 2012, 10:05:12 AM
Well damn...add me to the possibles now.  We are starting support pack upgrades that weekend now, and I will most likely spend my day unit testing.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Tarheel on February 22, 2012, 02:13:10 PM
Well damn...add me to the possibles now.  We are starting support pack upgrades that weekend now, and I will most likely spend my day unit testing.


Ne'er-do-well beta male.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: GH2001 on February 22, 2012, 03:07:14 PM

Ne'er-do-well beta male.

I am looking like a "probable" now.

This thread is starting to read like an NFL Injury List for Week 17.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: AUTiger1 on February 23, 2012, 12:48:01 PM
The fuck?

What is up with all these probables?  Look dammit, I made sure that I could get on a plane Friday, fly halfway across the country to hang out and meet some of you degenerates and this is the way you treat me? 
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 23, 2012, 12:56:10 PM
The fuck?

What is up with all these probables?  Look dammit, I made sure that I could get on a plane Friday, fly halfway across the country to hang out and meet some of you degenerates and this is the way you treat me?

If my "team" hadn't been reduced to myself and the night janitor, I would just delegate it down.  I'm trying my best to get it put off one week.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Tarheel on February 23, 2012, 01:00:26 PM
The fudge?

What is up with all these probables?  Look dammit, I made sure that I could get on a plane Friday, fly halfway across the country to hang out and meet some of you degenerates and this is the way you treat me?


No kiddin'; this situation is beginning to damage my calm...again.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: AUTiger1 on February 23, 2012, 01:04:18 PM
If my "team" hadn't been reduced to myself and the night janitor, I would just delegate it down.  I'm trying my best to get it put off one week.

Uh, what is this "try"?  There is no "try"  you either do or you don't.   :)
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: GarMan on February 24, 2012, 12:56:24 PM
I was waiting for the flurry of last-minute cancellations...  And, we're still a week out.  The prollys and the trys will inevitably be no-shows.  If this keeps up, I may just book a last-minute trip to Vegas... 
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 24, 2012, 12:58:43 PM
I was waiting for the flurry of last-minute cancellations...  And, we're still a week out.  The prollys and the trys will inevitably be no-shows.  If this keeps up, I may just book a last-minute trip to Vegas...

I guess you could sleep there just as well as in Auburn.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Saniflush on February 24, 2012, 01:11:29 PM
I guess you could sleep there just as well as in Auburn.

He's on a roll folks.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: wesfau2 on February 24, 2012, 01:17:56 PM
He's on a roll folks.

He's not the best color man in the business for nothing, folks.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Saniflush on February 24, 2012, 01:36:27 PM
He's not the best color man in the business for nothing, folks.


Apparently that broadcasting school has really paid off.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Godfather on February 24, 2012, 02:06:15 PM
This has got to be one of the most fucked up threads on here....and lord knows we have a lot of fucked up threads.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 27, 2012, 11:45:21 AM
Count me 98.4/1.6 as a definite playa.  There will be 3 attendees who will be consuming some manner of too many alcoholic beverages.   
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 27, 2012, 01:25:41 PM
There is about a 40% chance that I will be on teh planes
There is about a 50% chance that I will be sitting at my desk running unit tests all day
There is about a 30% chance that I will be drinking at my desk if I am sitting here
There is also about a 10% chance that I will commit to Maryland
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Saniflush on February 27, 2012, 01:36:19 PM
So did anyone ever buy tickets?
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 27, 2012, 01:38:36 PM
There is about a 40% chance that I will be on teh planes
There is about a 50% chance that I will be sitting at my desk running unit tests all day
There is about a 30% chance that I will be drinking at my desk if I am sitting here
There is also about a 10% chance that I will commit to Maryland

So we'll see you there?
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 27, 2012, 01:46:21 PM
So did anyone ever buy tickets?
No.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: GarMan on February 27, 2012, 01:55:14 PM
No. 

This thing unraveling, or do we have a chance to buy them onsite? 
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: AWK on February 27, 2012, 01:57:57 PM
Yeah, so?
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 27, 2012, 02:06:22 PM
This thing unraveling, or do we have a chance to buy them onsite?
Seriously, can probably pick them up in the parking lot for less than half price.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: GarMan on February 27, 2012, 02:07:53 PM
Yeah, so?
¿Qué?
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: AWK on February 27, 2012, 02:20:06 PM
Seriously, can probably pick them up in the parking lot for less than half price.
Truth.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Saniflush on February 27, 2012, 02:30:07 PM
I blame you fuckers if I get stuck in a bar trying to watch a game that is blacked out.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Godfather on February 27, 2012, 02:39:33 PM
I'm coming
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Saniflush on February 27, 2012, 02:51:10 PM
I'm coming

Yea but what does that have to do with anything?
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: GarMan on February 27, 2012, 02:52:11 PM
I'm coming
Are your eyes crossed?
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: AWK on February 27, 2012, 02:56:30 PM
I'm coming
For sure?
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 27, 2012, 02:57:40 PM
I'm coming
You serious, Clark?
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 27, 2012, 03:15:07 PM
I blame you fuckers if I get stuck in a bar trying to watch a game that is blacked out.

Always about race with you
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Godfather on February 27, 2012, 03:17:54 PM
Yea but what does that have to do with anything?

She was hot and I was hungry
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Saniflush on February 27, 2012, 03:18:20 PM
Always about race with you

Cause they have better dance music.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: GH2001 on February 27, 2012, 03:51:06 PM
The fuck?

What is up with all these probables?  Look dammit, I made sure that I could get on a plane Friday, fly halfway across the country to hang out and meet some of you degenerates and this is the way you treat me?

Considering that I was a "doubtful", "probable" was an upgrade.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Tarheel on February 28, 2012, 10:15:41 AM
I've been drinking more water the past few days to pre-hydrate.  My liver is getting suspicious.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Saniflush on February 28, 2012, 10:19:21 AM
I've been drinking more water the past few days to pre-hydrate.  My liver is getting suspicious.

There's a sleeper hold in your future.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: GH2001 on February 28, 2012, 10:27:59 AM
There's a sleeper hold in your future.

I thought that was GarMan.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Saniflush on February 28, 2012, 10:34:07 AM
I thought that was GarMan.

He sleeps without being held.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Tarheel on February 28, 2012, 10:36:00 AM
There's a sleeper hold in your future.

I can tell I'm going to have to keep my back to the wall at all times.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 28, 2012, 11:20:38 AM
Okay so the game is at 1:00?  What are the meeting plans?  Momma G's?  The original or the one on Snatch?  The one on Snatch is much bigger and has a ton of TV's...but it's much farther away.  Can probably stumble to the game from the original Momma's.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Saniflush on February 28, 2012, 11:28:50 AM
Okay so the game is at 1:00?  What are the meeting plans?  Momma G's?  The original or the one on Snatch?  The one on Snatch is much bigger and has a ton of TV's...but it's much farther away.  Can probably stumble to the game from the original Momma's.

Stumbling is good. 


I was thinking Momma G's at 10:45?  That gives an hour and a half to eat and pound beers.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 28, 2012, 11:32:26 AM
Stumbling is good. 


I was thinking Momma G's at 10:45?  That gives an hour and a half to eat and pound beers.

I trust your instincts on this one. 
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: GarMan on February 28, 2012, 11:52:43 AM
He sleeps without being held. 
And, I never wake up wiff a sore anus... 
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: GarMan on February 28, 2012, 12:03:50 PM
I trust your instincts on this one.

Hmmm...  So, we get to enjoy the culinary delights of your Momma G's, again...  My intestines are already binding with anticipation.  Is that really the only restaurant in the area? 
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 28, 2012, 12:06:40 PM
Hmmm...  So, we get to enjoy the culinary delights of your Momma G's, again...  My intestines are already binding with anticipation.  Is that really the only restaurant in the area?

It's trudishun.  Makes no difference to me.  Just so they have decent grub and cold beers.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Vandy Vol on February 28, 2012, 12:23:35 PM
It's trudishun.

And they (surprisingly) don't kick us out when we yell inappropriate things.

And when I say "we," I mean mostly Sani.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: GarMan on February 28, 2012, 01:38:56 PM
And they (surprisingly) don't kick us out when we yell inappropriate things.

And when I say "we," I mean mostly Sani.

I never did receive my Barry O'bama commem'ntive plate set or silva coinz...  Where they at?  They must a runned out of 'em. 
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Tarheel on February 28, 2012, 02:06:41 PM
Hmmm...  So, we get to enjoy the culinary delights of your Momma G's, again...  My intestines are already binding with anticipation.  Is that really the only restaurant in the area?

I'm starting to think that AWK might be right about your bitching.

:poke:
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Saniflush on February 28, 2012, 02:35:48 PM
I never did receive my Barry O'bama commem'ntive plate set or silva coinz...  Where they at?  They must a runned out of 'em.

Holy flying fuck Batman!  I forgot all about that.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: GarMan on February 28, 2012, 03:20:19 PM
I'm starting to think that AWK might be right about your bitching. 
You sumbitch!  I'm not the type of guy who'd put anything in my mouth and swallow.  Now, if they had a full bar, I'd manage... 
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: GH2001 on February 28, 2012, 03:26:21 PM
So seriously, its what - 4 days out now?

Who all is going or is probable?
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: GarMan on February 28, 2012, 03:31:28 PM
So seriously, its what - 4 days out now?

Who all is going or is probable? 

Well, if Sani and Tarbaby are making the trek, I'll be there. 
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Saniflush on February 28, 2012, 03:33:25 PM
Well, if Sani and Tarbaby are making the trek, I'll be there.

I'm going but da tar baby he say nothin'.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: djsimp on February 28, 2012, 03:39:03 PM
I'm pretty sure I'll be there. My 15 yr old and Mr. Baked Bean himself will be with me.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Tarheel on February 28, 2012, 03:44:29 PM
I'm going but da tar baby he say nothin'.


My liver and I will be there.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: GH2001 on February 28, 2012, 03:50:47 PM
I'm pretty sure I'll be there. My 15 yr old and Mr. Baked Bean himself will be with me.

I was gonna say that if you are in, I am. But if you are bringing Jo and his gas, then......I must reconsider.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: GH2001 on February 28, 2012, 03:54:30 PM
Stumbling is good. 


I was thinking Momma G's at 10:45?  That gives an hour and a half to eat and pound beers.

Maybe I missed it earlier and just dont feel like looking but is there a section, row you guys plan on trying to hit?
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Vandy Vol on February 28, 2012, 04:51:04 PM
I may not be going now?  Some fag scheduled a birthday party for a Polynesian immigrant this weekend.  Nobody can seem to get their shit straight.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 28, 2012, 04:56:24 PM
I may not be going now?  Some fag scheduled a birthday party for a Polynesian immigrant this weekend.  Nobody can seem to get their shit straight.

What's your problem with Polynesians, you anti-Polynesite you.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: AWK on February 28, 2012, 05:20:52 PM
What's your problem with Polynesians, you anti-Polynesite you.
Polynesian sauce is my favorite at Chick Fil A. 
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 28, 2012, 05:23:52 PM
Polynesian sauce is my favorite at Chick Fil A.

Yeah, I gotta' go with their Polyunesian sauce too.  Normally more of a honey mustard guy but theirs is more tart than sweet. 
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: AUTiger1 on February 28, 2012, 09:32:54 PM
10:45 is pushing it.  More than likely be a bit late, but I am pretty sure I can go the table with a bunch of foul mouthed degenerates and will be at the right one.   So Buzz is out?  Snaggle is in?  What in the hell is this world coming to?
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: GH2001 on February 28, 2012, 09:51:14 PM
10:45 is pushing it.  More than likely be a bit late, but I am pretty sure I can go the table with a bunch of foul mouthed degenerates and will be at the right one.   So Buzz is out?  Snaggle is in?  What in the hell is this world coming to?

Snags is coming?
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Vandy Vol on February 28, 2012, 10:00:17 PM
Snags is coming?

I'm pretty sure that having testicles is a requisite for that.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 29, 2012, 09:49:56 AM
Oh I'm bringin' em' baby.




I found a key to the safe.  I'll be slipping out before she wakes up.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 29, 2012, 09:55:54 AM
I am still day-to-day and the percentages are the same.  Maryland is making a Friday night visit though.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Godfather on February 29, 2012, 12:05:43 PM
Polynesian sauce is my favorite at Chick Fil A. on my face.

(http://www.canmag.com/images/front/tv/gladiator10.jpg)

FTFY
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 02, 2012, 11:09:59 AM
Any changes in the plan?  Start trickling in to Momma G's around 10:45?  I'm cool anywhere you guys want to meet up.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Saniflush on March 02, 2012, 11:16:58 AM
Any changes in the plan?  Start trickling in to Momma G's around 10:45?  I'm cool anywhere you guys want to meet up.

As far as I am aware that is still the plan. 
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Godfather on March 02, 2012, 12:19:56 PM
Any changes in the plan?  Start trickling in to Momma G's around 10:45?  I'm cool anywhere you guys want to meet up.

I heard the game was canceled due to suckiness, you shouldn't show up.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Tarheel on March 02, 2012, 12:33:02 PM
I heard the game was canceled due to suckiness, you shouldn't show up.


It's an excuse to drink...and smoke cigars.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 02, 2012, 12:36:13 PM

It's an excuse to drink...and smoke cigars.

The real game is tomorrow night anyway.  For all the marbles....as it should be.  Yep, I'm talking Auburn/Purdue baseball, of course. :thumsup:
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 02, 2012, 12:50:26 PM
Dammit...I am officially out now.  Old man Leland is bustin' my hump over these reports.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 02, 2012, 12:55:44 PM
Dammit...I am officially out now.  Old man Leland is bustin' my hump over these reports.

Bumstead, I thought I told you to have the Gaffigan report on my desk by lunch time.

Sorry Mr. Dithers, but Blondie didn't wake me up this morning and I missed my carpool with Herb and the gang.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Tarheel on March 02, 2012, 01:23:11 PM
Dammit...I am officially out now.  Old man Leland is bustin' my hump over these reports.

You'll be missed.

What were we talking about again? 

I keep getting distracted by your avatar.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Tarheel on March 02, 2012, 01:24:56 PM
The real game is tomorrow night anyway.  For all the marbles....as it should be.  Yep, I'm talking Auburn/Purdue baseball, of course. :thumsup:


Well, the REAL game tomorrow night is the Tarheel's playing Dook again at that quaint little gym in Durham.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 02, 2012, 01:48:07 PM

Well, the REAL game tomorrow night is the Tarheel's playing Dook again at that quaint little gym in Durham.

You're too short boy.  I keep...I say I keep lobbin' em' to ya' and they keep goin' over your head, son.  Must be a hole in your glove.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Godfather on March 02, 2012, 01:56:47 PM
Dammit...I am officially out now.  Old man Leland is bustin' my hump over these reports.

T.C.B.

-5 to the nutless one.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: GH2001 on March 02, 2012, 02:08:18 PM

Well, the REAL game tomorrow night is the Tarheel's playing Dook again at that quaint little gym in Durham.

Right you are. Quaint though? Hows about shitty. Who calls a basketball arena an "indoor stadium" anyway?
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 02, 2012, 02:14:10 PM
Right you are. Quaint though? Hows about shitty. Who calls a basketball arena an "indoor stadium" anyway?

Pay that for you'll, Loxley
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Saniflush on March 02, 2012, 02:19:25 PM
Right you are. Quaint though? Hows about shitty. Who calls a basketball arena an "indoor stadium" anyway?


I heard it was da homos that was doing it. 
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: GH2001 on March 02, 2012, 02:23:24 PM
Pay that for you'll, Loxley

Not even gonna ask if you've been watching Robin Hood.

Because I know you have been.

I present to you, DOOK:

(http://files.turbosquid.com/Preview/Content_2009_07_13__17_04_30/poop_01.bmp0b73c5c4-4444-4cfe-b4c1-07a2c892a5daLarger.jpg)
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Godfather on March 02, 2012, 02:24:41 PM

I heard it was da homos that was doing it.
Duke you are my bitch lover
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 02, 2012, 02:27:42 PM
I'm sorry, were you guys saying something?  I was distracted watching......

http://youtu.be/MMjpAabdZ1Q (http://youtu.be/MMjpAabdZ1Q)
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Tarheel on March 02, 2012, 02:31:45 PM
I'm sorry, were you guys saying something?  I was distracted watching......
...



I hate you.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 02, 2012, 02:35:39 PM

I hate you.

That's alright.  I'll let you buy me a pitcher tomorrow if it will make you feel better.

I do realize I have only until about 8:00 p.m. tomorrow to gloat. 
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: GH2001 on March 02, 2012, 02:38:21 PM
That's alright.  I'll let you buy me a pitcher tomorrow if it will make you feel better.

I do realize I have only until about 8:00 p.m. tomorrow to gloat.

You think NC will be beating Dook that bad by halftime?
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Tarheel on March 02, 2012, 03:19:31 PM
You think NC will be beating Dook that bad by halftime?

Historically, Duke has won more games on the first season encounter; however Carolina has won more games in the second encounters of the season.  Both teams are 26 - 4 overall and 13 - 2 conference, a fairly even match with, perhaps, a slight advantage going to Duke for the home court at that quaint little gym of theirs.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 02, 2012, 03:30:23 PM
Historically, Duke has won more games on the first season encounter; however Carolina has won more games in the second encounters of the season.  Both teams are 26 - 4 overall and 13 - 2 conference, a fairly even match with, perhaps, a slight advantage going to Duke for the home court at that quaint little gym of theirs.

Reminds me of a stat I heard a week or two ago just before Clemson played NC.  The announcer said that Clemson goes to Chapel Hill, where they haven't won in the last 55 meetings.  Did I hear that right?  Now, Clemson has historically been a middle of the road ACC team.  They have their spurts where they look like they've put it all together, then normally fade...just like their foosballz team.  But they've got ACC caliber athletes and are/should be capable of beating anyone on a given night most years.

But 55 games?  That should equate to 55 years, no?  I think Winthrop could at least go 1-54 in that stretch. Even Auburn has come out of Rupp with a W. Did I hear correctly? 
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Saniflush on March 02, 2012, 03:35:38 PM
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Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Tarheel on March 02, 2012, 03:47:45 PM
Reminds me of a stat I heard a week or two ago just before Clemson played NC.  The announcer said that Clemson goes to Chapel Hill, where they haven't won in the last 55 meetings.  Did I hear that right?  Now, Clemson has historically been a middle of the road ACC team.  They have their spurts where they look like they've put it all together, then normally fade...just like their foosballz team.  But they've got ACC caliber athletes and are/should be capable of beating anyone on a given night most years.

But 55 games?  That should equate to 55 years, no?  I think Winthrop could at least go 1-54 in that stretch. Even Auburn has come out of Rupp with a W. Did I hear correctly?

You heard correctly, Snaggle.  The Tarheels have a stat of 56 - 0 against Clemson for games played at Chapel Hill.  The record actually goes back to 1922 as I recall.  Now, they have beat the Tarheels a time or two in meetings at Clemson.  The game venue switches seasonally but we usually only meet them once a year outside of the ACC tournament, if then.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Tarheel on March 02, 2012, 03:49:26 PM
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Nice family photo there of Coach Rat-face.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 02, 2012, 03:53:06 PM
You heard correctly, Snaggle.  The Tarheels have a stat of 56 - 0 against Clemson for games played at Chapel Hill.  The record actually goes back to 1922 as I recall.  Now, they have beat the Tarheels a time or two in meetings at Clemson.  The game venue switches seasonally but we usually only meet them once a year outside of the ACC tournament, if then.

Holy shiotsky.  Climpsum gets a huge point and laugh for that.  Okay, what's the deal on the ACC scheduling?  Did they switch it around this year.  I try to go to the FSU/Duke game every year it's in Tallahassee (Had a conflict this year).  For a few years there, they stopped the home and home and just played each other one time.  This year, they went back to home and home.  Realign divisions?  I know the SEC did away with divisions this year.  The only thing that did was put Auburn that much closer to the bottom. 
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 02, 2012, 03:54:14 PM
Nice family photo there of Coach Rat-face.

I swear I thought that was Howie.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 02, 2012, 04:07:16 PM
T.C.B.

-5 to the nutless one.

It's like you think it and I post it...
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Tarheel on March 02, 2012, 04:16:55 PM
Holy shiotsky.  Climpsum gets a huge point and laugh for that.  Okay, what's the deal on the ACC scheduling?  Did they switch it around this year.  I try to go to the FSU/Duke game every year it's in Tallahassee (Had a conflict this year).  For a few years there, they stopped the home and home and just played each other one time.  This year, they went back to home and home.  Realign divisions?  I know the SEC did away with divisions this year.  The only thing that did was put Auburn that much closer to the bottom.

It's a Byzantine arrangement.  UNC only played FSU once this year at FSU; I suspicion that the same arrangement was made for Duke.  The Tarheels (and Duke) only repeat play with five or so rivals within the ACC during regular season and the locations alternate between the institutions.  The same rotation occurs with teams that only meet once except they change locations seasonally.  This year the Tarheels hosted Clemson; next year they will host us, for example; and the teams will meet just once during regular season.  Our five repeat rivals are Duke, Maryland, Miami, Virginia, and NC State.  Some seasons Wake Forest, Virginia Tech, and Georgia Tech are mixed in that five (with others taken out such as Miami and Virginia).  Like I wrote, it's a Byzantine arrangement.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Godfather on March 02, 2012, 04:19:45 PM
Really I think mine is more appropriate.

(http://www.tigersx.com/images/nick_fin_rat.jpg)
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Saniflush on March 02, 2012, 04:45:33 PM
Really I think mine is more appropriate.

(http://www.tigersx.com/images/nick_fin_rat.jpg)

But coach K actually looks like one.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 02, 2012, 05:23:45 PM
But coach K actually looks like one.

Coach K smack?  Really?  Stop sucking up to your carpool buddy.  You can give each other hand jobs on the way to Auburn tomorrow.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 02, 2012, 05:33:51 PM
But coach K actually looks like one.

Oh...and not to sound like your mutha's....but you guys be careful coming down.  Plenty of alkeyhawl in Auburn.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Tarheel on March 02, 2012, 07:07:56 PM
Oh...and not to sound like your mutha's....but you guys be careful coming down.  Plenty of alkeyhawl in Auburn.


I'm not so concerned about that as I am a place to smoke my fine cigar.  Effing smoke nazis everywhere!

And...thanks Mom.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: AUTiger1 on March 03, 2012, 10:33:44 AM
I feel like Buzz now.  You gents will find out soon enough but I am now a no show.  Kiddo woke up about 3:45 this morning throwing up and has been off and on ever since.  We have been up with him since then and now I am feeling shitty as well.  Going to take him to the doctor in a few.  Figured I didn't need to make the drive and get everyone else sick as well.

So, anyone else up for a baseball game this year?
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 03, 2012, 02:02:45 PM
Yes...anything to get away from work and home projects.  I got home from doing some testing this morning and the wife surprised me with a new ceiling fan to install in our bedroom.   :pwnd:
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: AUChizad on March 03, 2012, 02:56:51 PM
X'ers willing us to a good game.

Able to watch in full HD on the corn dog network here.

I trust you are taunting appropriately.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: AUChizad on March 03, 2012, 04:16:34 PM
And it's a game.

You guys picked a good one. Wish I coulda been there.

67-52.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 03, 2012, 06:48:27 PM
Tarheel stays undefeated.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: AWK on March 03, 2012, 07:35:42 PM
I didn't get to make it either due to Polynesians and their birthdays...  I'm sure you guys had a blast.  And you willed us to a win. 
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 03, 2012, 07:58:28 PM
Has anyone gotten a drunk dial yet?
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: AWK on March 03, 2012, 08:16:47 PM
Has anyone gotten a drunk dial yet?
I got a text this morning.  I hope they aren't dead.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Godfather on March 03, 2012, 09:05:47 PM
I got a text this morning.  I hope they aren't dead.
Last I saw Garman was asleep. That was about 1:15 central.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: GH2001 on March 04, 2012, 11:44:29 AM
Same boat as aut1. Had one of the kids wake up at 4 am sick as hell. I could have gotten there about halfway through first half but figured it wasn't worth it.  Was pleased to see a good performance and also pleased to see dook get crushed.

Anyone care to start an A Day gathering thread?
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: chinook on March 04, 2012, 01:28:04 PM
Same boat as aut1. Had one of the kids wake up at 4 am sick as hell. I could have gotten there about halfway through first half but figured it wasn't worth it.  Was pleased to see a good performance and also pleased to see dook get crushed.

Anyone care to start an A Day gathering thread?

all of you that did not show make snaggle's package look plump.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Tarheel on March 04, 2012, 01:59:20 PM
Tarheel stays undefeated.

Sani made sure to point that out several times that is that I have never been to a any game at Auburn where we (yes, I said we) have lost.

It was a phenomenal day of Basketball.

And, yes, Victory was sweet.

Same boat as aut1. Had one of the kids wake up at 4 am sick as hell. I could have gotten there about halfway through first half but figured it wasn't worth it.  Was pleased to see a good performance and also pleased to see dook get crushed.

Anyone care to start an A Day gathering thread?

That made the day all the sweeter.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Tarheel on March 04, 2012, 02:16:15 PM
Well, it was great to see Snaggletiger there.

The rest of you guys suck...but on a serious note I do hope that your ill children are getting better.

Sani, GarMan, and I drove down in Cracker 1 that morning after having enjoyed several, traditional Screwdrivers before-hand.  GarMan and Sani were fairly-well hammered by the time we got there.  Kudos to Snaggletiger (and his brother-in-law) who were brave enough to show up and join us at Momma-G's.  Good sammiches, great company, but I'd have preferred a Jack and Coke instead of teh beer.  Sani made up for that at the game by bringing the "cushion" along.

I was disturbed to see that "Standing Room Only" tickets were the only ones available (at a reasonable $15.00 each compared to the $185.00 cheap seats at the Dean Dome); but, even more disturbing were all the empty seats!  Since they were available though we made ourselves at home into some very exceptional seats about 15 minutes into the game.

I want to say that the new basketball venue is also exceptional; not too big or too small.  Auburn should be proud of it.  My only problem was not seeing ANY banners hanging in the rafters.  (I'm used to seeing banners in the rafters; this flaw bothers me...I think Lebo should be fired.)

Anyway, a good time was had by all (and GarMan got a nice nap in); nothing got stolen and there was no puking on Magnolia Ave.  And, as always, with my visits to Auburn I feel at home and part of the Family.  The rest of the story will have to remain amongst those of us who were there.

You no-shows suck.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Vandy Vol on March 04, 2012, 02:24:23 PM
The rest of the story will have to remain amongst those of us who were there.

Translation:  Gay gang bang.




I'm jealous.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Tarheel on March 04, 2012, 02:27:01 PM
Translation:  Gay gang bang.




I'm jealous.

I don't roll that way.  GarMan and Sani did disappear together for a while though...
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: GarMan on March 04, 2012, 02:43:00 PM
Last I saw Garman was asleep. That was about 1:15 central. 

Ah hell...  I didn't get much sleep at all during that game, but I did get a solid hour during teh UNC beatdown of the Dookies.   
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: GarMan on March 04, 2012, 02:48:37 PM
I got a text this morning.  I hope they aren't dead. 

Nah...  We're alphas.  We're not just invincible; we're mother-fucking immortal.  And, when we say we'll be there, we'll be there.  We might be napping, but we'll be there... 
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Vandy Vol on March 04, 2012, 03:33:31 PM
I don't roll that way.  GarMan and Sani did disappear together for a while though...

When two alphas have sex, who gets the top position?
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: GarMan on March 04, 2012, 05:05:29 PM
When two alphas have sex, who gets the top position?
Both...  Wait, what?
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Saniflush on March 05, 2012, 07:28:47 AM
OK so here are the rest of the stories....

At halftime I went outside to grab a smoke.  Before walking out I ask three Auburn cops and one arena employee if there are pass outs to which I get no answer just dumb assed looks.  I proceed to go outside to have one.  Attempt to go back in and am stopped by the door nazis.  I attempt to explain all of this to them and then realize that I don't even have my stub on me.  So I text Garman and tell him to bring me my ticket.  He shows up and starts trying to deal with the door nazis for a couple of minutes to no avail so I walk back over to the ticket window and tell the young lady who I bought the tickets from that I would be refusing the charge on my credit card.  She then walks inside and tells all the fucktards to let me back in.

I also shit in a truck.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: GH2001 on March 05, 2012, 09:08:11 AM
Well, it was great to see Snaggletiger there.

The rest of you guys suck...but on a serious note I do hope that your ill children are getting better.

Sani, GarMan, and I drove down in Cracker 1 that morning after having enjoyed several, traditional Screwdrivers before-hand.  GarMan and Sani were fairly-well hammered by the time we got there.  Kudos to Snaggletiger (and his brother-in-law) who were brave enough to show up and join us at Momma-G's.  Good sammiches, great company, but I'd have preferred a Jack and Coke instead of teh beer.  Sani made up for that at the game by bringing the "cushion" along.

I was disturbed to see that "Standing Room Only" tickets were the only ones available (at a reasonable $15.00 each compared to the $185.00 cheap seats at the Dean Dome); but, even more disturbing were all the empty seats!  Since they were available though we made ourselves at home into some very exceptional seats about 15 minutes into the game.

I want to say that the new basketball venue is also exceptional; not too big or too small.  Auburn should be proud of it.  My only problem was not seeing ANY banners hanging in the rafters.  (I'm used to seeing banners in the rafters; this flaw bothers me...I think Lebo should be fired.)

Anyway, a good time was had by all (and GarMan got a nice nap in); nothing got stolen and there was no puking on Magnolia Ave.  And, as always, with my visits to Auburn I feel at home and part of the Family.  The rest of the story will have to remain amongst those of us who were there.

You no-shows suck.

We have banners. They are just 90% for the women's program.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 05, 2012, 09:09:17 AM


I also shit in a truck.

Must.  Not.  Ask.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Saniflush on March 05, 2012, 09:36:50 AM
We have banners. They are just 90% for the women's program.

Negative sir.  We are bannerless now.  They are written on the ring separating the lower and upper levels.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 05, 2012, 09:40:28 AM
Hard to believe the ticket chick was the one to let Sani back in.  Apparently, she likes it rough.  I have to say, never a dull moment when Cracker 1 arrives with Sani, Heel and Garman.  Just sit back and enjoy the ride.  And after a 485 page thread about meeting up for this game, 4 people show...FOUR???  So:

1. Snags did in fact make it....WITH his nuttz.....and WITH one of many brother-in-laws.

2. I've been in the new arena several times but never for a basketball game until this past Saturday.  Was very impressed and very proud that Auburn has this facility.

C. Came off of College on to Donahue and all of a sudden, we're looking at this incredible view of the stadium.  Took a second before we realized Sewell Hall has been leveled.  Of course they're starting construction on more housing but kind a weird change to the landscape.

4. Sani is a crazy son of a bitch. 

E. The crazy son of a bitch did spring for the standing room only tix and a refreshing glass of delicious coke product.  Kudos...oh, and see #4 above.

6. The part about the truck shitting..well, we were driving away as he was dropping trou...did not actually witness dropping a growler....did not want....drove away quickly.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 05, 2012, 09:41:39 AM
Oh, and I did get my nuttz back in the safe without her ever noticing they were gone.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: GH2001 on March 05, 2012, 10:06:51 AM
Negative sir.  We are bannerless now.  They are written on the ring separating the lower and upper levels.

Well, the women have more writing then. Cause the men teh suxxors.

Wonder what they did with the old ones from beard eaves.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 05, 2012, 10:08:46 AM
Wonder what they did with the old ones from beard eaves.

They were donated to help clothe the homeless.  Luckily there are only 3 homeless people in the greater Auburn area.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Saniflush on March 05, 2012, 10:09:17 AM
Well, the women have more writing then. Cause the men teh suxxors.

Wonder what they did with the old ones from beard eaves.

Not sure.  Would be kind of sweet to have one though.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: GH2001 on March 05, 2012, 10:10:02 AM
They were donated to help clothe the homeless.  Luckily there are only 3 homeless people in the greater Auburn area.

I let out a subtle chortle.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: AWK on March 05, 2012, 10:15:40 AM
OK so here are the rest of the stories....

At halftime I went outside to grab a smoke.  Before walking out I ask three Auburn cops and one arena employee if there are pass outs to which I get no answer just dumb assed looks.  I proceed to go outside to have one.  Attempt to go back in and am stopped by the door nazis.  I attempt to explain all of this to them and then realize that I don't even have my stub on me.  So I text Garman and tell him to bring me my ticket.  He shows up and starts trying to deal with the door nazis for a couple of minutes to no avail so I walk back over to the ticket window and tell the young lady who I bought the tickets from that I would be refusing the charge on my credit card.  She then walks inside and tells all the fucktards to let me back in.

I also shit in a truck.

I feel like this should have been the paragraph long part of the story. 
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Godfather on March 05, 2012, 10:27:20 AM
I also shit in a truck.

Good Times!
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: GarMan on March 05, 2012, 11:40:17 AM
Good Times! 
It happens...  I wonder if it was a LSU fan.  He damn sure couldn't park... 
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 05, 2012, 11:50:27 AM
Oh, I almost forgot.  Chubb sucks!!!
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: AWK on March 05, 2012, 12:07:32 PM
Oh, I almost forgot.  Chubb sucks!!!
Water is wet.  The sky is blue, and all the leaves are green.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Tarheel on March 05, 2012, 12:28:45 PM
Hard to believe the ticket chick was the one to let Sani back in.  Apparently, she likes it rough.  I have to say, never a dull moment when Cracker 1 arrives with Sani, Heel and Garman.  Just sit back and enjoy the ride.  And after a 485 page thread about meeting up for this game, 4 people show...FOUR???  So:

1. Snags did in fact make it....WITH his nuttz.....and WITH one of many brother-in-laws.

2. I've been in the new arena several times but never for a basketball game until this past Saturday.  Was very impressed and very proud that Auburn has this facility.

C. Came off of College on to Donahue and all of a sudden, we're looking at this incredible view of the stadium.  Took a second before we realized Sewell Hall has been leveled.  Of course they're starting construction on more housing but kind a weird change to the landscape.

4. Sani is a crazy son of a bitch. 

E. The crazy son of a bitch did spring for the standing room only tix and a refreshing glass of delicious coke product.  Kudos...oh, and see #4 above.

6. The part about the truck shitaketing..well, we were driving away as he was dropping trou...did not actually witness dropping a growler....did not want....drove away quickly.

GarMan will tell you that I had completely blocked that out of my mind and forgotten about it until Sunday night when he wondered out loud how and when it was discovered by the truck owner.  Needless to say that I had no appetite for a while.  Some things just should not be seen.

Oh, and See 4. above...and E.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Saniflush on March 05, 2012, 12:33:26 PM
GarMan will tell you that I had completely blocked that out of my mind and forgotten about it until Sunday night when he wondered out loud how and when it was discovered by the truck owner.  Needless to say that I had no appetite for a while.  Some things just should not be seen.

Oh, and See 4. above...and E.


WTF ever.  You had your face covered.  Garman is the one who had the decency to get out of Cracka 1 and bring me wiping material. 

You did however have hand sanitizer for me though.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Tarheel on March 05, 2012, 12:49:05 PM

WTF ever.  You had your face covered.  Garman is the one who had the decency to get out of Cracka 1 and bring me wiping material. 

You did however have hand sanitizer for me though.

I always keep the hand-sanitizer for just such occasions apparently.

And I did find some nakins stuffed in the dash; forgot that I had those; it's a good thing GarMan had some TP for you.

At least I didn't drive-off like Snaggle...
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 05, 2012, 12:54:52 PM
Now, I'm even sadder that I missed it.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 05, 2012, 01:01:10 PM
I always keep the hand-sanitizer for just such occasions apparently.

And I did find some nakins stuffed in the dash; forgot that I had those; it's a good thing GarMan had some TP for you.

At least I didn't drive-off like Snaggle...

I did drive off...quickly because every time we get together, Sani says...."I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part!"

And he means it.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Saniflush on March 05, 2012, 01:02:58 PM
I did drive off...quickly because every time we get together, Sani says...."I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part!"

And he means it.

Look here fucker.  It was not futile.  I needed to go.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Tarheel on March 05, 2012, 01:16:32 PM
Look here fudgeer.  It was not futile.  I needed to go.


Let's hope that it was some hapless LSU fan (or their corndog kid) who found the "fudge" that you left in the bed of that pick-em-up truck.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: AWK on March 05, 2012, 01:27:52 PM

WTF ever.  You had your face covered.  Garman is the one who had the decency to get out of Cracka 1 and bring me wiping material. 

You did however have hand sanitizer for me though.
True friends.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: GarMan on March 05, 2012, 02:18:26 PM
I did drive off...quickly because every time we get together, Sani says...."I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part!"

And he means it. 
It's a gift...  Besides, the weekend wouldn't be complete if we're not leaving (or taking) some sort of evidence of our mayhem behind. 
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 05, 2012, 02:20:39 PM
It's a gift...  Besides, the weekend wouldn't be complete if we're not leaving (or taking) some sort of evidence of our mayhem behind.

Ooooo...that is one nice tiger statue?  How much?
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Saniflush on March 05, 2012, 02:50:24 PM
Ooooo...that is one nice tiger statue?  How much?

"FREE MUTHAFUCKER!"
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 05, 2012, 02:55:37 PM
"FREE MUTHAFUCKER!"

Sir, just put...the statue....down...and step back slowly.  No one has to get hurt here.  Just put the statue down.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: AUTiger1 on March 06, 2012, 01:14:35 PM
Well, it was great to see Snaggletiger there.

The rest of you guys suck...but on a serious note I do hope that your ill children are getting better.

Sani, GarMan, and I drove down in Cracker 1 that morning after having enjoyed several, traditional Screwdrivers before-hand.  GarMan and Sani were fairly-well hammered by the time we got there.  Kudos to Snaggletiger (and his brother-in-law) who were brave enough to show up and join us at Momma-G's.  Good sammiches, great company, but I'd have preferred a Jack and Coke instead of teh beer.  Sani made up for that at the game by bringing the "cushion" along.

I was disturbed to see that "Standing Room Only" tickets were the only ones available (at a reasonable $15.00 each compared to the $185.00 cheap seats at the Dean Dome); but, even more disturbing were all the empty seats!  Since they were available though we made ourselves at home into some very exceptional seats about 15 minutes into the game.

I want to say that the new basketball venue is also exceptional; not too big or too small.  Auburn should be proud of it.  My only problem was not seeing ANY banners hanging in the rafters.  (I'm used to seeing banners in the rafters; this flaw bothers me...I think Lebo should be fired.)

Anyway, a good time was had by all (and GarMan got a nice nap in); nothing got stolen and there was no puking on Magnolia Ave.  And, as always, with my visits to Auburn I feel at home and part of the Family.  The rest of the story will have to remain amongst those of us who were there.

You no-shows suck.

Sorry,  I tried.  I was actually looking forward to it.  I have heard from a little birdie that we actually look a lot alike, act and think a lot alike.  I was wanting to verify this for myself..................You sure you aren't from North Alabama?   Have family there? 

Kid is a lot better, he is tough.  His mom and dad are not so tough.  I wasn't finally over the stomach pain and body aches until about 2:00 this morning.  My dad came out and babysat yesterday.  Which was cool with him b/c my son loves his "Paw-Paw".  Too bad he now has this shit. 

Oh one thing I did want to mention was whilst on travel this week, we had a couple of hours to spare and went to Chancellorsville Battlefield Park/Museum.  Stood in the spot where General Jackson was shot and the spot where his body fell from the horse.  All I could think was "those damned North Carolinian's thinking it was a Yankee trick!!???!, no wonder they have a goat for a mascot!"    :)
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Tarheel on March 07, 2012, 11:51:46 AM
Sorry,  I tried.  I was actually looking forward to it.  I have heard from a little birdie that we actually look a lot alike, act and think a lot alike.  I was wanting to verify this for myself..................You sure you aren't from North Alabama?   Have family there?
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Well, I was looking forward to meeting you and GH2001 but we'll have to do it another time at a football game or maybe a baseball game this summer.  Can't say that I wasn't disappointed that you two bailed but family should always take priority.  And, if we look alike then you have my sympathy.

No, I don't have any relatives in North Alabama that I know of; I can't recall ever visiting there other than a trip or two to Bamaham (which probably doesn't count) and I recall doing a motorcycle ride with a friend of mine in the Little River Canyon area I think is where it was; I recall going through Menlo, Georgia to get there; real pleasant looking country there.

Most of my family are around the Piedmont area of North Carolina (Winston-Salem, Pilot Mountain, Pinnacle, King, Mt. Airy), along with Chapel Hill, Raleigh, and Charlotte.

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Kid is a lot better, he is tough.  His mom and dad are not so tough.  I wasn't finally over the stomach pain and body aches until about 2:00 this morning.  My dad came out and babysat yesterday.  Which was cool with him b/c my son loves his "Paw-Paw".  Too bad he now has this shitakeake.
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Glad that your kid is getting better.  If you'd eat more vinegar like we North Carolinians do then you'd be healthier.
 
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Oh one thing I did want to mention was whilst on travel this week, we had a couple of hours to spare and went to Chancellorsville Battlefield Park/Museum.  Stood in the spot where General Jackson was shot and the spot where his body fell from the horse.  All I could think was "those damned North Carolinian's thinking it was a Yankee trick!!???!, no wonder they have a goat for a mascot!"    :)

And then you insult me and my Native State.

As I've said; I have paid my respects to the General at his grave in Lexington, Virginia; at the burial spot for his arm in Orange County, Virginia; along with a moment of silence in the Lee Chapel at VMI.

Secondly, I had no ancestors who fought in the 18th North Carolina Infantry regiment who allegedly shot him.

Thirdly, they were following his own orders when they challenged his foraging party.

And fourth, it's not a goat...it's a Ram...and it has a name...Rameses.

We're going to have to have some words about this when we ever meet.   :poke:
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 07, 2012, 12:24:47 PM
Ram, goat...all looks/feels the same from behind.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Tarheel on March 07, 2012, 12:34:23 PM
Ram, goat...all looks/feels the same from behind.

Funny, you don't look Greek...or Scottish...but, then again, the Scots prefer sheep don't they?
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: AUTiger1 on March 07, 2012, 12:48:33 PM
Well, I was looking forward to meeting you and GH2001 but we'll have to do it another time at a football game or maybe a baseball game this summer.  Can't say that I wasn't disappointed that you two bailed but family should always take priority.  And, if we look alike then you have my sympathy.

No, I don't have any relatives in North Alabama that I know of; I can't recall ever visiting there other than a trip or two to Bamaham (which probably doesn't count) and I recall doing a motorcycle ride with a friend of mine in the Little River Canyon area I think is where it was; I recall going through Menlo, Georgia to get there; real pleasant looking country there.

Most of my family are around the Piedmont area of North Carolina (Winston-Salem, Pilot Mountain, Pinnacle, King, Mt. Airy), along with Chapel Hill, Raleigh, and Charlotte.

Shit no sympathy needed.  If we look alike, then you must be one handsome son-of-a-gun.  (no VV homo)  Besides Auburn, North Alabama is the best part of the state.  :)

Glad that your kid is getting better.  If you'd eat more vinegar like we North Carolinians do then you'd be healthier.

All BBQ sauce must have vinegar, it's a rule.  And most of the time, Vinegar, a little salt and sugar, a hint of cayenne, some crushed red pepper flakes and splash of water is the best finish out there.


And then you insult me and my Native State.

As I've said; I have paid my respects to the General at his grave in Lexington, Virginia; at the burial spot for his arm in Orange County, Virginia; along with a moment of silence in the Lee Chapel at VMI.

Secondly, I had no ancestors who fought in the 18th North Carolina Infantry regiment who allegedly shot him.

Thirdly, they were following his own orders when they challenged his foraging party.

And fourth, it's not a goat...it's a Ram...and it has a name...Rameses.

We're going to have to have some words about this when we ever meet.   :poke:

I chuckled heartily at this. 

When we do meet we should discuss the "War of Northern Agression".  I will be the first to admit (shamefully) that I know the highlights and a few tidbits, but not a Civil War Historian.  I studied it in Us History in HS and again my Freshman year of college, but never an advanced course.I taught it once in 11th grade US History, but didn't get to get in depth as I wanted to.  I am more of a WWII European Theater man myself.   I have a ton of books on it, but just haven't dedicated the time needed to fully get into them.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: GarMan on March 07, 2012, 12:51:34 PM
Funny, you don't look Greek...or Scottish...but, then again, the Scots prefer sheep don't they?
Goat, ram, sheep, lamb...  It's all sweat, sweat luvin'... 
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: GarMan on March 07, 2012, 12:54:26 PM
All BBQ sauce must have vinegar, it's a rule.  And most of the time, Vinegar, a little salt and sugar, a hint of cayenne, some crushed red pepper flakes and splash of water is the best finish out there.
All this talk of vinegar...  I thought you gurlz were exchanging douche recipes. 
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Tarheel on March 07, 2012, 01:03:25 PM
All this talk of vinegar...  I thought you gurlz were exchanging douche recipes.

How dare you even attempt to compare Cookin' (especially BBQ) to some kind of faggotry!  Take that hate elsewhere.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Godfather on March 07, 2012, 01:09:11 PM
First off, pictures or it didn't happen.

I can see the exchange now: 

Tarheel: Saniflush, you know I ain't the smartest man in the world, but, from back here it look like you're takin a shit.
Saniflush: You better not tell anybody man.
Tarheel: Man, I'm not, man.
Saniflush: Keep it on the down low.
Tarheel: Alright brother. Damn.
[Looks around and yells]
Tarheel: Hey, Saniflush back here taking a shit!
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 07, 2012, 01:23:53 PM
So you want pictures of Sani's turds?

Eew, gross, seriously?
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Godfather on March 07, 2012, 01:27:56 PM
So you want pictures of Sani's turds?

Eew, gross, seriously?

Not of the turd...of the deed.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 07, 2012, 01:34:34 PM
Not of the turd...of the deed.

Eew, seriously?  So gross
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Godfather on March 07, 2012, 01:56:38 PM
Eew, seriously?  So gross

Well you do have the balls of a 10 year old girl.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: GarMan on March 07, 2012, 02:05:19 PM
How dare you even attempt to compare Cookin' (especially BBQ) to some kind of faggotry!  Take that hate elsewhere. 

Adding spices, marinades or sauces prior and during food preparation is one thing, but basting BBQ with external flavorings after it has been prepared is not Cookin'...  Here's a little more sauce for you.

(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS2DedhmwuUmhs069IskDJp1eSmuEg4Z0WofReUDHSZOoBkHDBWkA)
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: djsimp on March 07, 2012, 02:08:00 PM
Besides Auburn, North Alabama is the best part of the state.  :)

I can whole heartedly agree with this since I have lived on both sides of the state. Sorry Snaggle but the Wiregrass area sucks ass.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: GarMan on March 07, 2012, 02:13:38 PM
First off, pictures or it didn't happen.
A picture would have been classic...  But, I was busy lighting another cigar and grabbing a beer for the ride home.  Priorities man...  Priorities... 
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Tarheel on March 07, 2012, 02:24:24 PM
Adding spices, marinades or sauces prior and during food preparation is one thing, but basting BBQ with external flavorings after it has been prepared is not Cookin'...  Here's a little more sauce for you.

(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS2DedhmwuUmhs069IskDJp1eSmuEg4Z0WofReUDHSZOoBkHDBWkA)


"Ewww.  Seriously.  Dude that is totally so gross."
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Saniflush on March 07, 2012, 03:56:44 PM
A picture would have been classic...  But, I was busy lighting another cigar and grabbing a beer for the ride home.  Priorities man...  Priorities...


And I was busy letting out a cigar.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 07, 2012, 03:58:22 PM

And I was busy letting out a cigar.

You eat pieces of cigar for breakfast?
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: GarMan on March 07, 2012, 05:04:24 PM
You eat pieces of cigar for breakfast?
Nah...  He just shoves 'em up his ass when he has that urge.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: GH2001 on March 08, 2012, 10:06:19 AM
I can whole heartedly agree with this since I have lived on both sides of the state. Sorry Snaggle but the Wiregrass area sucks ass.

It's like I don't even know you anymore. Everyone knows that 80% of the state's Bammers are above Montgomery.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: djsimp on March 08, 2012, 10:11:22 AM
It's like I don't even know you anymore. Everyone knows that 80% of the state's Bammers are above Montgomery.

Apparently you have forgotten about Eufaula. To be honest, my statement has nothing to do with football at all.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: The Six on December 11, 2012, 09:41:11 AM
Is there a date set? I kind of got lost in there...
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Tarheel on December 11, 2012, 11:37:19 AM
Is there a date set? I kind of got lost in there...

Not to my knowledge; this was the 2012 thread anyway; there will probably be a TigersX 2013 Outing thread started at some point for a February or March game I imagine.  Glad there's some interest...thought that I might be going alone this season.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 11, 2012, 11:50:34 AM
Looking at the Schedule, home Saturday games are scarce this year.  January 19th vs. Kentucky @ 8:00cst will be a tough ticket I suspect.  After that...

Jan 26 vs. Ole Miss 7:00cst
Feb 16 vs. Florida 12:30cst
March 2 vs. Vanderbilt 8:00cst

The mullet beatdown will be on a Wednesday night this year.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: Tarheel on December 11, 2012, 12:01:41 PM
Looking at the Schedule, home Saturday games are scarce this year.  January 19th vs. Kentucky @ 8:00cst will be a tough ticket I suspect.  After that...

Jan 26 vs. Ole Miss 7:00cst
Feb 16 vs. Florida 12:30cst
March 2 vs. Vanderbilt 8:00cst

The mullet beatdown will be on a Wednesday night this year.

That's unfortunate.  Will be tough for me to make a game on a school-night but I've done it before.  Florida sounds interesting in the 16th...but I could make just about any Saturday game at this point although my January calendar is filling up fast.
Title: Re: 2012 TigersX Basketball outing
Post by: wesfau2 on December 11, 2012, 05:09:45 PM
  January 19th vs. Kentucky @ 8:00cst will be a tough ticket I suspect.

This is still Auburn bball. 

There are no tough tickets.