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Title: Rich Rod is out
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on January 04, 2011, 03:04:04 PM
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=5988308

Gus to Michigan rumor in 3, 2, ...
Title: Re: Rich Rod is out
Post by: ssgaufan on January 04, 2011, 03:07:33 PM
I'm gonna start a Saban to Michigan rumor.  Why let bammers have all the fun starting rumors?
Title: Re: Rich Rod is out
Post by: Saniflush on January 04, 2011, 03:20:22 PM
I'm gonna start a Saban to Michigan rumor.  Why let bammers have all the fun starting rumors?

That's a rumor?
Title: Re: Rich Rod is out
Post by: Townhallsavoy on January 04, 2011, 04:09:16 PM
That's a rumor?

Word is...that's a fact. 

Saban was heard saying one time six years ago at a July 4th party, "The best lakes in the world are in Michigan." 

Saban to Michigan.
Title: Re: Rich Rod is out
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on January 04, 2011, 04:15:04 PM
And doesn't he advertise for Ford?  A car company based out of .......   Michigan?

Title: Re: Rich Rod is out
Post by: AUChizad on January 04, 2011, 04:24:47 PM
Saban coaches at Alabama.
Alabama almost signed Tim Tebow.
Tim Tebow is considered a Goody Two Shoes.
Goody Two Shoes is a song by Adam Ant.
Adam Ant...Adamantium Claws.
Adamantium Claws is the super power of the X-Men character Wolverine.
Wolverine = Michigan Wolverines.

It's so obvious.
Title: Re: Rich Rod is out
Post by: AWK on January 04, 2011, 04:26:11 PM
Saban coaches at Alabama.
Alabama almost signed Tim Tebow.
Tim Tebow is considered a Goody Two Shoes.
Goody Two Shoes is a song by Adam Ant.
Adam Ant...Adamantium Claws.
Adamantium Claws is the super power of the X-Men character Wolverine.
Wolverine = Michigan Wolverines.

It's so obvious.
It's like the Da Vinci code, only non fiction!
Title: Re: Rich Rod is out
Post by: ssgaufan on January 04, 2011, 04:26:38 PM
Saban coaches at Alabama.
Alabama almost signed Tim Tebow.
Tim Tebow is considered a Goody Two Shoes.
Goody Two Shoes is a song by Adam Ant.
Adam Ant...Adamantium Claws.
Adamantium Claws is the super power of the X-Men character Wolverine.
Wolverine = Michigan Wolverines.

It's so obvious.

 :blink:
Title: Re: Rich Rod is out
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on January 04, 2011, 04:38:16 PM
Saban coaches at Alabama.
Alabama almost signed Tim Tebow.
Tim Tebow is considered a Goody Two Shoes.
Goody Two Shoes is a song by Adam Ant.
Adam Ant...Adamantium Claws.
Adamantium Claws is the super power of the X-Men character Wolverine.
Wolverine = Michigan Wolverines.

It's so obvious.

Batman: Pretty fishy what happened to me on that ladder.
Gordon: You mean, where there's a fish, there could be a Penguin.
Robin: But wait! It happened at sea! See? "C" for Catwoman!
Batman: Yet — that exploding shark was pulling my leg!
Gordon: The Joker!
O'Hara: It all adds up to a sinister riddle... Riddle-er. Riddler?
Title: Re: Rich Rod is out
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on January 04, 2011, 04:38:42 PM
Jeff: Oh, their ship is massive! There's no way to stop it! Wait a minute: jackets!
Chef: Oh no.
Jeff: If people don't wear jackets they could get cold. A cold is caused by a virus. A viru- a computer virus! We could make a computer virus and send it to their ships to disable their computers!
Chef: That doesn't make any God-damned sense!
Title: Re: Rich Rod is out
Post by: AUChizad on January 04, 2011, 04:50:03 PM
Jeff: Oh, their ship is massive! There's no way to stop it! Wait a minute: jackets!
Chef: Oh no.
Jeff: If people don't wear jackets they could get cold. A cold is caused by a virus. A viru- a computer virus! We could make a computer virus and send it to their ships to disable their computers!
Chef: That doesn't make any God-damned sense!
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/153995/chaos-theory
Title: Re: Rich Rod is out
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on January 05, 2011, 03:27:41 PM
Rich Rod fired, redux.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011/writers/stewart_mandel/01/04/rich-rodriguez-michigan/index.html?eref=sihp

Apparently Rodriguez pissed off Michigan so much they fired him yesterday afternoon, denied that evening, just so they could fire him again today. 
Title: Re: Rich Rod is out
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 05, 2011, 03:38:36 PM
Rich Rod fired, redux.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011/writers/stewart_mandel/01/04/rich-rodriguez-michigan/index.html?eref=sihp

Apparently Rodriguez pissed off Michigan so much they fired him yesterday afternoon, denied that evening, just so they could fire him again today.

Now that's how you fire a coach!
Title: Re: Rich Rod is out
Post by: Tiger Six on January 05, 2011, 03:48:53 PM
Well, he lasted there longer than he did in Tuscaloosa...
Title: Re: Rich Rod is out
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 05, 2011, 04:03:35 PM
Well, he lasted there longer than he did in Tuscaloosa...

+3.6 on the hustle
Title: Re: Rich Rod is out
Post by: Saniflush on January 05, 2011, 04:10:41 PM
Well, he lasted there longer than he did in Tuscaloosa...

Are we to use the Mike Price slide rule?
Title: Re: Rich Rod is out
Post by: Tiger Six on January 06, 2011, 11:23:07 AM
At least Price hung around long enough to hit on some skank at the beach.

Rich Rod couldn't even handle the callers from Finebaum making jokes about his name and his wife's hair...