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Title: The final 2008 standings
Post by: BAMAPERRY on March 16, 2008, 02:30:57 PM
West:

1) Bama
2) Auburn
3) Ole Miss
4) LSU
5) Arky
6) MSU

East:

1) Florida
2) USC
3) UGA
4) UTk
5) VU
6) UK
Title: Re: The final 2008 standings
Post by: fred on March 16, 2008, 03:59:41 PM
You're god damn right.

BP, remind these barners again what these standings are for. Just so they know. Cause I do.

Prolly the recruitin championship standings. Where Nicky boy took em to the woodshed!
Title: Re: The final 2008 standings
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 16, 2008, 04:27:26 PM
I saw a big crimpsum t-shirt at lunch today sported by the biggest fuck-headed loser I believe I've ever laid eyes on.  It said Nick for President. 

God you mullets are fucked up lot
Title: Re: The final 2008 standings
Post by: stewiegriffin on March 17, 2008, 03:35:15 PM
It's like every single one of them is Ernest T. Bass.
Bama wins the west in on of `ol buttplugs bammer nick sucking wet dreams
Title: Re: The final 2008 standings
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on March 17, 2008, 03:38:11 PM
West:

1) Bama
2) Auburn
3) Ole Miss
4) LSU
5) Arky
6) MSU

East:



1) Florida
2) USC
3) UGA
4) UTk
5) VU
6) UK




Care to wager real money on Bama winning the west.  I'll even give you odds.  Money will be put in account up front as to not let you pussy out.  I'll lay $1000 that Bama does not win the west.

Now BP put up the money or shut the fuck up.  If you are not willing to lay money, your opinion means nothing
Title: Re: The final 2008 standings
Post by: War Eagle!!! on March 17, 2008, 03:41:02 PM
I'll bet $1000 that the quote function will whip AUtailgatingrules ass...
Title: Re: The final 2008 standings
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 17, 2008, 03:54:48 PM
I'll take that in cash please...
Title: Re: The final 2008 standings
Post by: fred on March 17, 2008, 03:55:37 PM
Oh, these are perdictions, I get it.

In that case fuck yeah, I'll take the bet. I'll bet my damn home!
 :sex:
Title: Re: The final 2008 standings
Post by: AUChizad on March 17, 2008, 03:56:37 PM
Oh, these are perdictions, I get it.

In that case fuck yeah, I'll take the bet. I'll bet my damn home!
 :sex:
Would that home happen to be mobile?
Title: Re: The final 2008 standings
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 17, 2008, 03:56:56 PM
Oh, these are perdictions, I get it.

In that case fuck yeah, I'll take the bet. I'll bet my damn home!
 :sex:
Do you really want to lose the double-wide?
Title: Re: The final 2008 standings
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on March 17, 2008, 03:58:16 PM
I'll bet $1000 that the quote function will whip AUtailgatingrules ass...

Fixed it
Title: Re: The final 2008 standings
Post by: fred on March 17, 2008, 03:59:29 PM
Har har barners, real funny. I happen own a single wide. I bet you aubs feel real good makin fun of folks.

Too bad the city of Awbarn got more trailers than Tuscaloosa, so it ain't got nothin to do with what team I like.
Title: Re: The final 2008 standings
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on March 17, 2008, 04:25:24 PM
I could care less if you live in a trailer or an outhouse.  If a Bammer comes on here claiming that UAT is going to win the west, I am willing to put money against that.  If you are not willing to lay down the cash you must not be too confident.  Therefore STFU and admit that UAT is still just a middle of the pack SEC west team.

BammaPerry, will you accept my wager or are you just spewing your typical garbage?
Title: Re: The final 2008 standings
Post by: Ogre on March 17, 2008, 04:28:17 PM
Don't expect to see BP around for a few more days.  He's always been a hit-and-run type poster, and when confronted he usually crawls back into his shell. 
Title: Re: The final 2008 standings
Post by: BAMAPERRY on March 17, 2008, 05:26:55 PM
barners usually can't stand the truth so they ban me. Sad, but true.  :gig:
Title: Re: The final 2008 standings
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on March 17, 2008, 05:30:52 PM
barners usually can't stand the truth so they ban me. Sad, but true.  :gig:

i don't want to ban you, I'd much rather you put your money where your mouth is and give me a chance to take $1,000 from you.
Title: Re: The final 2008 standings
Post by: stewiegriffin on March 17, 2008, 05:53:01 PM
barners usually can't stand the truth so they ban me. Sad, but true.  :gig:

It's not your truth, we can deal with your one sided, kool aid drinking bammer ass truth, it's your personality, you suck, just not likable as a person, a fucktard. so to speak. eat shit
Title: Re: The final 2008 standings
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on March 17, 2008, 05:54:59 PM
It's not your truth, we can deal with your one sided, kool aid drinking bammer ass truth, it's your personality, you suck, just not likable as a person, a fucktard. so to speak. eat shit

Obviously a poor fucktard at that.  I guess he's not so confident in his prediction as he was when he wrote that nonsense.
Title: Re: The final 2008 standings
Post by: AUJarhead on March 17, 2008, 05:57:22 PM
Maybe he's out digging up the coffee cans, to make sure he can take the bet?
Title: Re: The final 2008 standings
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on March 17, 2008, 06:01:30 PM
I hope so.  I need some easy money.
Title: Re: The final 2008 standings
Post by: Ogre on March 17, 2008, 06:22:54 PM
barners usually can't stand the truth so they ban me. Sad, but true.  :gig:

Well my friend, you're in luck.  You've stumbled across a site that won't ban you for your idiocy, but embrace you for it.  For that matter, you won't even have one of your posts moderated to make it appear that you like to blow donkeys.  Air your stupidity for all the world to see, BP.  I can't wait.
Title: Re: The final 2008 standings
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on March 17, 2008, 06:27:35 PM
Since BP doesn't seem to have the balls (or money) to step up to the plate.  Maybe El Guapo would like to take the bet?
Title: Re: The final 2008 standings
Post by: The Prowler on March 17, 2008, 09:51:56 PM
I'll even put money down that you have EVERY Team in the wrong spot...care to wager on that one?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlYCVpPo1WQ&feature=related
Title: Re: The final 2008 standings
Post by: Jumbo on March 18, 2008, 03:36:39 AM
Well my friend, you're in luck.  You've stumbled across a site that won't ban you for your idiocy, but embrace you for it.  For that matter, you won't even have one of your posts moderated to make it appear that you like to blow donkeys.  Air your stupidity for all the world to see, BP.  I can't wait.
I agree Bp is comedy gold!
Title: Re: The final 2008 standings
Post by: stewiegriffin on March 18, 2008, 11:00:11 AM
I agree Bp is comedy gold!


and he actually blows donkeys then they "hoof' him.
Title: Re: The final 2008 standings
Post by: AUJarhead on March 18, 2008, 11:05:05 AM
Is that a donkey punch?

Title: Re: The final 2008 standings
Post by: El Guapo on March 18, 2008, 12:15:21 PM
Since BP doesn't seem to have the balls (or money) to step up to the plate.  Maybe El Guapo would like to take the bet?


Don't throw my name in on this. I didn't even know this was about football until it was said! Now, I would like for Alabama to finish first, but it ain't gonna happen this year.
Title: Re: The final 2008 standings
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on March 18, 2008, 12:19:42 PM

Don't throw my name in on this. I didn't even know this was about football until it was said! Now, I would like for Alabama to finish first, but it ain't gonna happen this year.

Well BP it looks like it is up to you to back up your insane prediction.
Title: Re: The final 2008 standings
Post by: stewiegriffin on March 18, 2008, 02:52:12 PM
Is that a donkey punch?


it's the donkey version of "fisting", a ButtPlug specialty.
Title: Re: The final 2008 standings
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on March 19, 2008, 06:47:00 PM
BammaPerry, what's wrong?  Cat got your tongue?  You sure have been quiet since we involved your checkbook in your decision making.

We need an emoticon for crickets.
Title: Re: The final 2008 standings
Post by: AUJarhead on March 19, 2008, 07:05:11 PM
He's too busy getting the sand out of his crotch to post a reply.
Title: Re: The final 2008 standings
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 20, 2008, 09:08:17 AM
I bet getting the sand out of those footy pajamas is even worse.  Maybe he is out riding his bike, since it is spring break and all.
Title: Re: The final 2008 standings
Post by: El Guapo on March 20, 2008, 11:19:44 AM
Honestly, there is nothing worse than when I have to get even a little bit of sand out of my vagina. Sure, my vagina is like a trench, and sure, I can stick two hands in there... But my furry taco just hates sand. It's like fucking glue. Sticks all up on my std's.
Title: Re: The final 2008 standings
Post by: Jumbo on March 20, 2008, 03:43:03 PM
Honestly, there is nothing worse than when I have to get even a little bit of sand out of my vagina. Sure, my vagina is like a trench, and sure, I can stick two hands in there... But my furry taco just hates sand. It's like fucking glue. Sticks all up on my std's.
Now that is a winning combo!