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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Pell City Tiger on October 10, 2009, 05:57:27 PM

Title: Who wants to kick birmingham's ass worse?
Post by: Pell City Tiger on October 10, 2009, 05:57:27 PM
I'd never vote for myself because I'm not self centered, so I've always thought it'd be Wench in a landslide, but War Eagle!!! has made me reconsider. He's got the young Mike Tyson level of hate going on.
Title: Re: Who wants to kick birmingham's ass worse?
Post by: The Prowler on October 10, 2009, 06:01:04 PM
I'd never vote for myself because I'm not self centered, so I've always thought it'd be Wench in a landslide, but War Eagle!!! has made me reconsider. He's got the young Mike Tyson level of hate going on.
Has he stated that he wants to eat his children?
Title: Re: Who wants to kick birmingham's ass worse?
Post by: Birmingham on October 10, 2009, 06:02:46 PM
Guess I should have given it until Monday to post. :sad:
Title: Re: Who wants to kick birmingham's ass worse?
Post by: War Eagle!!! on October 10, 2009, 08:05:03 PM
I don't want to kick anyones ass...all I am saying is that mother fucker wouldn't say this shit to my face...
Title: Re: Who wants to kick birmingham's ass worse?
Post by: jadennis on October 10, 2009, 08:09:14 PM
I said a lot of things today during the game that I probably wouldn't say to Ted Roof's face.

Bur your point is true about Birmingham.  Any chance you guys see each other at the Iron Bowl?  I want front row tickets if so (just in case there's any ear biting).
Title: Re: Who wants to kick birmingham's ass worse?
Post by: wreckingball on October 10, 2009, 09:04:08 PM
I'll phuk him up. What part of this shithole does he live?
Title: Re: Who wants to kick birmingham's ass worse?
Post by: AUTiger1 on October 10, 2009, 10:10:26 PM
I say other, you can't really say any one person.  I think everyone hates him pretty much the same.
Title: Re: Who wants to kick birmingham's ass worse?
Post by: themilkmandidit on October 10, 2009, 10:46:02 PM
As much as I'd like to teach him a lesson in manners, I wouldn't.  It is all in jest.  Besides, any man trying to do right for his family is an alright man in my eyes.  Even if he is a toothless, shithead bammer.
Title: Re: Who wants to kick birmingham's ass worse?
Post by: Kaos on October 11, 2009, 12:10:19 AM
I don't want to kick anyones ass...all I am saying is that mother phuker wouldn't say this poop to my face...

I would, though.  Just saying.....
Title: Re: Who wants to kick birmingham's ass worse?
Post by: The Prowler on October 11, 2009, 12:24:28 AM
I would, though.  Just saying.....
No...
Title: Re: Who wants to kick birmingham's ass worse?
Post by: jmar on October 11, 2009, 01:21:49 AM
Just what kind of reception did the Bamer get as a new member?
I 've been away for almost a month  :dead:  :suicide:
Title: Re: Who wants to kick birmingham's ass worse?
Post by: jmar on October 11, 2009, 01:28:25 AM
I'll post for the turd. Kentucky 68 Auburn 9. Now that's a prediction I'll stand by. :pee:
Title: Re: Who wants to kick birmingham's ass worse?
Post by: Jumbo on October 11, 2009, 07:13:53 AM
Internet Tough Guys make me laugh.
Title: Re: Who wants to kick birmingham's ass worse?
Post by: boartitz on October 11, 2009, 07:19:19 AM
Internet Tough Guys make me laugh.
I'm too old to fight. I still shoot expert with a service rifle.
Title: Re: Who wants to kick birmingham's ass worse?
Post by: Talon on October 11, 2009, 08:50:24 AM
I swear I'm beginning to wonder if Birmingfag is plant to raise post counts. 
Title: Re: Who wants to kick birmingham's ass worse?
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on October 11, 2009, 12:14:52 PM
I would, though.  Just saying.....

I'd pay to see this.  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Who wants to kick birmingham's ass worse?
Post by: Kaos on October 11, 2009, 12:18:30 PM
I'd pay to see this.  :popcorn:

You'd pay for a lot of things.  Women, etc.
Title: Re: Who wants to kick birmingham's ass worse?
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on October 11, 2009, 12:36:55 PM
You'd pay for a lot of things.  Women, etc.

Am I the only one?  Didn't think so...   wait... What?   :silence:
Title: Re: Who wants to kick birmingham's ass worse?
Post by: The Prowler on October 11, 2009, 12:43:12 PM
Am I the only one?  Didn't think so...   wait... What?   :silence:
Yes you are the only one......that's just filthy.  :tits:
Title: Re: Who wants to kick birmingham's ass worse?
Post by: AUsweetheart on October 11, 2009, 12:48:08 PM
Here's the thing....even if anyone were to beat the shit out of Birmingham, what have you really accomplished? You beat up a bammer. Kicked the retard. Shoved the window licker down the stairs. I say we let Wench handle him. I rather enjoy the verbal flayings....and she really never fails to hand him his ass.

 
You'd pay for a lot of things.  Women, etc.

For the record? You all pay for women.
Title: Re: Who wants to kick birmingham's ass worse?
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 11, 2009, 02:38:33 PM
Here's the thing....even if anyone were to beat the shit out of Birmingham, what have you really accomplished? You beat up a bammer. Kicked the retard. Shoved the window licker down the stairs. I say we let Wench handle him. I rather enjoy the verbal flayings....and she really never fails to hand him his ass.

 
For the record? You all pay for women.


She has a point there.
Title: Re: Who wants to kick birmingham's ass worse?
Post by: Birmingham on October 11, 2009, 03:34:15 PM
I say we let Wench handle him. I rather enjoy the verbal flayings....and she really never fails to hand him his ass.

+1
Title: Re: Who wants to kick birmingham's ass worse?
Post by: Jumbo on October 12, 2009, 02:28:13 AM
I think Prowler's really B'ham.
Title: Re: Who wants to kick birmingham's ass worse?
Post by: Kaos on October 12, 2009, 02:38:53 AM
I think Prowler's really B'ham.

I'm going to Have To disagree with your Proposition.
Title: Re: Who wants to kick birmingham's ass worse?
Post by: djsimp on October 12, 2009, 09:16:29 AM
For the record? You all pay for women.

That really hurts.
Title: Re: Who wants to kick birmingham's ass worse?
Post by: CCTAU on October 12, 2009, 03:03:22 PM

For the record? You all pay for women.

See. I think a woman who realizes that will be very successful in life. After all is said and done, it just comes down to what is acceptable for payment.

The problem is that many women see their full value as just a down payment. As guys, that's where many of you lose us.

Oh yeah. Birmingham:

Shut up. Bitch!
Title: Re: Who wants to kick birmingham's ass worse?
Post by: The Prowler on October 12, 2009, 07:49:29 PM
I'm going to Have To disagree with your Proposition.
Wanna wager on that?
Title: Re: Who wants to kick birmingham's ass worse?
Post by: jmar on October 12, 2009, 08:48:01 PM
Please kick his ass and yes you pay.
Title: Re: Who wants to kick birmingham's ass worse?
Post by: Kaos on October 12, 2009, 11:20:32 PM
Wanna wager on that?

So you're saying you ARE Birmingham and post here to argue with yourself? 

Uhh.. ok.
Title: Re: Who wants to kick birmingham's ass worse?
Post by: Tiger Wench on October 13, 2009, 10:47:31 AM
I say we let Wench handle him. I rather enjoy the verbal flayings....and she really never fails to hand him his ass.

Here's the thing - to imply that I want to kick his ass also implies that I care enough to want to do so.  Oh sure, beating the hell out of him was fun for a while, but now?  **YAWN**  The challenge is gone. 

You guys know how it is - you pick up some girl in a bar, you fuck her a few times, but there never was anything there - it was just something to do - and you don't like her enough to want to even try and make something out of it. So you stop calling.  Then you get drunk one night and call her up and show her some attention and get her hopes up, maybe even get laid again - but then you sober up and suddenly remember that month long business trip to the Far East, so far east that your phone won't work, hey, maybe I'll call you when I get back...

And you move on.

For the record? You all pay for women.

Truest thing ever said on this board.
Title: Re: Who wants to kick birmingham's ass worse?
Post by: Argo on October 13, 2009, 12:21:55 PM
So you're saying you ARE Birmingham and post here to argue with yourself? 

Uhh.. ok.

That would explain a lot. 
Title: Re: Who wants to kick birmingham's ass worse?
Post by: Godfather on October 13, 2009, 12:34:05 PM
So you're saying you ARE Birmingham and post here to argue with yourself? 

Uhh.. ok.
This has been discussed and refuted.  Birmingham is his own idiot.