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Title: Hey Birmingham
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 02, 2009, 11:34:37 PM
How's that Sugar Bowl working out for ya'??????

War Fucking Utes, loser...
Title: Re: Hey Birmingham
Post by: Ranger12 on January 02, 2009, 11:51:33 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Utah  :s&m: the Turds!
Title: Re: Hey Birmingham
Post by: Kaos on January 02, 2009, 11:54:38 PM
Ha fuckity ha fuckity ha ha ha.

Couldn't happen to a bigger bunch of assholes.

Rich.
Title: Re: Hey Birmingham
Post by: Birmingham on January 02, 2009, 11:57:54 PM
That hurt a bit, can't lie about that.  But I am here, logged in, to take the worst that any of you can give me. 

(it makes it easier when it's coming from fans of a team that couldn't even get bowl eligible)

 :fu:
Title: Re: Hey Birmingham
Post by: Talon on January 02, 2009, 11:59:11 PM
Think nicky might have been just a little pissed???  :pwnd:
(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d168/bka317/medium_UTAHALABAMASUGARBOWL-07483.jpg)
Title: Re: Hey Birmingham
Post by: The Prowler on January 02, 2009, 11:59:54 PM
I've heard that there are bammers on bOL saying..."Thanks Andre"

To make it even better, both of the Coordinators for the Utes are leaving...the DC will be the Utah State HC, and the OC will be the OC at Kansas State.

8 Sacks....AHAHAHA!!!!!

Did yall notice how many plays "Lard Ass 1" played?  Maybe 10, total.  Yeah, that's NFL material.
Title: Re: Hey Birmingham
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 03, 2009, 12:00:59 AM
if not being bowl eligible means i get to see you guys get humiliated on national tv by a non-BCS team, then I will take it...

Just think - next year, we will get to go to a bowl AND see you guys get your asses whipped by a mid major team in a bowl game... win win for me!!!
Title: Re: Hey Birmingham
Post by: The Prowler on January 03, 2009, 12:14:18 AM
Hey, there has already been a double homicide down in turdscalooser, tonight.
Title: Re: Hey Birmingham
Post by: Pell City Tiger on January 03, 2009, 12:22:59 AM
8 sacks ----- 8 sacks by Utah! Man, that is embarrassing. Way to represent the SEC, assholes. Do the conference a favor - stay out of big time bowl games.

There will be a slew of shootings, assaults, punched trailer walls, and punched bammer wives before this night is done. I'd hate to be an EMT.
Title: Re: Hey Birmingham
Post by: The Prowler on January 03, 2009, 12:27:27 AM
Hey, B'ham....do you know if the team is flying back from Louisiana tonight?  If so, I seriously hope that the pilots are careful, because there's like 2 to 3 percent visibility right now in Tuscaloosa, because of fog.
Title: Re: Hey Birmingham
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 03, 2009, 01:05:51 AM
I have a friend who is a Hoover cop on second shift- I will call him tomorrow when he gets to work and see how many domestics he worked tonight... bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

BAMMER SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  2009 is off to a good start.

UTAH, dude.  U-T-A-H.  UTAH.  Can you say ARROGANT, UNPREPARED, COCKY, UNDISCIPLINED ASSHOLES?

The shots of the bammer crowd were PRICELESS - I certainly hope some of you got those for future reference...

I had a bottle of Moet White Star left over from New Years - and yeah, I cracked that sucker open tonight... what better way to celebrate an EPIC FAIL by the most hated team in NCAA football...

So much for the process...!!!
Title: Re: Hey Birmingham
Post by: Jumbo on January 03, 2009, 04:25:09 AM
if not being bowl eligible means i get to see you guys get humiliated on national tv by a non-BCS team, then I will take it...

Just think - next year, we will get to go to a bowl AND see you guys get your asses whipped by a mid major team in a bowl game... win win for me!!!
Just wait until Va Tech tears that ass up in the opener next year :clap:
Title: Re: Hey Birmingham
Post by: Thrilla on January 03, 2009, 09:42:32 AM
That team from West Vance is OVERRATED, and they were EXPOSED for being a medium talent level team that skated through a weakened SEC and non-conference schedule this year.

I laughed my ass off the entire game as UTAH made the entire Bammer squad look like little bitches, right out of the gate.  They were relentless and Bammer could not handle them one iota.

And how about Sarah Jessica Parker...what a little bitch.  He got a national audience to see how shitty of a quarterback he really is.

Fuck you Bama.
Title: Re: Hey Birmingham
Post by: Birmingham on January 03, 2009, 10:54:25 AM
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So much for the process...!!!

Yeah to hell with the Process!  What the hell is up with not just winning every game?  This 12-2 bullshit is for the birds.  FIRE SABAN NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!


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That team from West Vance is OVERRATED, and they were EXPOSED for being a medium talent level team

This may be the most accurate statement made so far.  At the beginning of the season it was obvious that we were a very young team.  We had very few seniors and very little depth.  That didn't change throughout the year, we still were who we always were.  Coach Saban and the players were simply able to get the absolute most out of themselves on the field.  If this is how you act after our 2nd loss of the year than I'm going to have to apologize to you guys that there are no games left in the season because your 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th and 7th loss of the season were fun as hell.  I know you guys won't know what that feels like but just trust me it was really great.
Title: Re: Hey Birmingham
Post by: The Prowler on January 03, 2009, 10:55:30 AM
The turds thought they could just walk out on the field and beat them because they'd been told by their HC, a week after the SEC Championship game, that they were the only team from a Real BCS conference that went undefeated in the regular season....That's a dig at, not only Boise State, but also Utah.  When (Utah) caught wind of that little statement, they used that as fuel to the underdog, disrespected fire, then they proceeded to Donkey Kick uat....over and over.
If you got the bammerham News today, check out the Goldmine comments...they're getting their bricks ready.
Title: Re: Hey Birmingham
Post by: Thrilla on January 03, 2009, 10:55:55 AM
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Olin Buchanan
Rivals.com College Football Senior Writer

NEW ORLEANS — This calls for an explanation.

Explain why Utah, after finishing an unbeaten season with a 31-17 victory over Alabama in the Sugar Bowl on Friday night, cannot be national champions.   
 
It's because college football relies on the BCS computers and the "most important regular season in sports" – a company line playoff opponents repeat at every opportunity – to determine its champion.

Well, take that propaganda about the greatest regular season in sports and stick it in a trash can.

Better yet, all those BCS advocates, who ignore the obvious and insist a playoff isn't needed to determine college football's national champion, should stick it – in a trash can, of course.

Utah's monumental upset of Alabama, which was ranked No. 1 in the nation for five weeks this season, once again proved without question that the BCS is the most asinine system in sports.

"This is a great football team," an elated Utah coach Kyle Whittingham said to Utah fans chanting "Num-ber One, Num-ber One" in a postgame celebration. "I know where I'm moving us [in the coaches' poll]. I'm voting us No. 1."

Why not? Utah quarterback Brian Johnson passed for 336 yards and three touchdowns against one of the best defenses in the country. Meanwhile, Alabama's offense was ineffective against the Utes' defense, which shut down the Crimson Tide's running game and kept constant pressure on John Parker Wilson, who was sacked eight times.

The Utes beat four opponents that finished the regular season ranked in the Top 25, including Oregon State, which beat USC. They won their bowl game over an SEC powerhouse and held Alabama to 31 rushing yards and 208 total yards in the process. And they beat Alabama by a wider margin than did Florida in the SEC championship game.

So what rational argument could be made against Utah?

"I don't know why [the Utes] wouldn't deserve consideration," Whittingham said. "Somebody explain it to me why they wouldn't. There is only one undefeated team in the United States of America in Division I football, and it's these guys right here."

But the Utes have absolutely no chance to be No. 1 even though Florida and Oklahoma, who play Thursday for the national championship, have losses on their records. The problem is the Utes are in the Mountain West, which isn't one of the "Big Six" conferences that get automatic places in BCS bowls.

It isn't right, but that's the way it is.

Utah has grown accustomed to that lack of respect. Many observers thought this game might be a repeat of last season's Sugar Bowl, when Georgia romped over Hawaii, of the Western Athletic Conference, which also isn't among the "Big Six."

Then, during the pregame coin toss, Alabama center Antoine Caldwell appeared to mouth a threat at Utah linebacker Stevenson Sylvester.

But what really raised Utah's ire was a quote from Alabama coach Nick Saban, who after the SEC championship game loss to Florida, said Alabama was the only team that plays in a real BCS conference that went 12-0 in the regular season.

"From my perspective, I was angry," Johnson said. "I was angry about everything out there. We were 10 1/2-point underdogs. Everybody was making the Hawaii-Georgia comparison. That made me angry, and we had a chance to go out and play with a chip on our shoulders. The entire team fed off that."

Saban apologized for the slight and was annoyed that it remained an issue.

"I guess if that gave them their motivation, then I'm responsible for the way they played," he said. "And I'm responsible for the way we played, so I guess I'm responsible for the whole damn kit and kaboodle."


 :hulk:   :rofl:

Well, not completely. A certain amount of responsibility must fall on Alabama All-America offensive tackle Andre Smith, who was suspended from the game, reportedly for having had improper contact with an agent.

Without Smith, a certain first-round choice if he enters the NFL draft, Alabama was without its best offensive lineman – and perhaps its best player. To complicate matters, Mike Johnson, who moved from guard and started in Smith's place at left tackle, was lost to an ankle injury early in the game.

"We lost two of our best three offensive linemen in this game," Saban said. "We struggled with their pass rush and pressure. We were basically ineffective running the football, which is the first time all year somebody kept us to less than 100 yards. We didn't do a very good job up front, and this year we've done a great job up front. That's been a trademark of our team."

Coming from behind isn't. The Crimson Tide trailed just once at halftime this season, 17-10 to Florida. This time, they were down 21-0 in the first quarter after Johnson led the Utes to touchdown on their first three possessions. A 73-yard punt return by Javier Arenas was the only first-half touchdown Alabama could manage as the Utes led 21-10 at halftime.

It appeared the tide had turned in the second half when Don't'a Hightower forced Johnson to fumble on the Utes' first play. Wilson's 4-yard touchdown pass to Glen Coffee cut the lead to 21-17.

But Johnson came right back and connected with David Reed on a 28-yard touchdown pass for a 28-17 lead with 10 minutes left in the third quarter. Alabama never even reached the red zone from there. Its last possessions ended with a missed field goal, two punts, a fumble and an interception.

"It's been a miracle type of season," Utah All-MWC defensive end Paul Kruger said. "We were hungry. Everyone wanted to come out and dominate and do our thing."

That's definitely what they did.

Yet it's not enough for the Utes to even have an honest shot at the national title. And there is no explanation for that.

Olin Buchanan is the senior college football writer for Rivals.com. He can be reached at olin@rivals.com.

http://collegefootball.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=896034 (http://collegefootball.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=896034)
Title: Re: Hey Birmingham
Post by: Birmingham on January 03, 2009, 11:10:06 AM
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that they were the only team from a Real BCS conference that went undefeated in the regular season....

is this not true?
Title: Re: Hey Birmingham
Post by: Pell City Tiger on January 03, 2009, 12:09:06 PM
No.

That horses ass for a coach you assholes have stuck his size 4 1/2 foot in his mouth and Utah shoved it up his ass.

This game just solidifies the argument that a playoff is needed. It's the only way to determine the true champion.
Title: Re: Hey Birmingham
Post by: The Prowler on January 03, 2009, 12:17:25 PM
I also don't like the whole "BCS Conference" Bull Shit.

Here's an idea, if we don't get a playoff of some sort, then make all of the D1 Conference BCS Conferences and take the Dumb Ass Bowl tie-in tag off of ALL of the Big time bowls.

#1 vs #2 BCS Championship Game
#3 vs #4 Sugar Bowl
#5 vs #6 Orange Bowl
#7 vs #8 Fiesta Bowl
#9 vs #10 Rose Bowl

But, if we'd had that set up this year, we would've not gotten the chance to see uat get Humiliated by a "Lesser team" from a "Non-BCS Conference"...But, I'd still like to have seen uat face Texas.
Title: Re: Hey Birmingham
Post by: Birmingham on January 03, 2009, 12:22:59 PM
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No.

That horses ass for a coach you assholes have stuck his size 4 1/2 foot in his mouth and Utah shoved it up his ass.

This game just solidifies the argument that a playoff is needed. It's the only way to determine the true champion.

explain how it's not true, please.  I can't wait to see how you're going to magically turn Boise and Utah Ball State etc. etc. into a BCS team.
Title: Re: Hey Birmingham
Post by: Birmingham on January 03, 2009, 12:31:15 PM
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But, if we'd had that set up this year, we would've not gotten the chance to see uat get Humiliated by a "Lesser team" from a "Non-BCS Conference"...But, I'd still like to have seen uat face Texas.

You face an interesting dilemma.  Have Alabama lose to utah (a lesser opponent) being humiliated on t.v. OR have Texas hang half a hundred with a decent chance at the other half a hundred in the 2nd half.  Kind of a win win situation for you guys.

Our line was mutilated, only 2 starters playing there position on the offensive line.  An injured starter on the offensive line in the first series bringing in a true freshman (8 sacks is amazing.  12 sacks weren't out of reach for last nights game)  It was truly a complete domination in every since of the word.  It displayed our lack of depth on a marquee and let us know that we were very fortunate that the injury bug didn't plague us more than it did in during the season.  We need depth, IN A BIG WAY, we need a couple more recruiting classes before having what happened to Alabama this past week and in during the game won't sting as bad (see Florida.  They can trade people in and out and it seem like there's no drop off in talent).

Interesting thought, they said in during the USC game that the sophomores, juniors and seniors were all three the #1 recruiting class in the country.  How the hell do they not win a Championship every other year? 


(yes chopper, this is a diatribe)
Title: Re: Hey Birmingham
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 03, 2009, 12:46:22 PM
Our line was mutilated, only 2 starters playing blah blah lack of depth blah blah blah the injury bug didn't plague us more blah blah blah need depth blah blah blah a couple more recruiting classes blah blalahpidity blah blah
Was your QB a freshman or soph when he threw those interceptions?

Was Julio no longer the second coming of all that is studly when he couldn't catch a cold? 

Where was all this honesty during the rest of the season when you eeked out wins by the hair of Saban's chinney chin chin (see LSU, sucky QB, gift of an interception in the endzone)?  Instead, it was all "WE ROCK!" and "Bama's Back!" and "Suck it barners!!" 

NOW and only now that the curtain has been pulled back and we see the man/munchkin behind it does the honesty about how you guys were more lucky than good see the light of day.
Title: Re: Hey Birmingham
Post by: The Prowler on January 03, 2009, 12:47:41 PM
uat would've been up to play Texas, I can pretty much guarantee you that.  I'm not saying they would've won, but, they wouldn't have come out as flat as they did.  It was pretty much the perfect storm for Utah....A Really Good team, from a small conference, going up against a team that wanted to be in Miami, the loss of One of the few stars on the team, an Oline with No experience Depthwise, the Head Defensive Coach being leaked out that he's leaving to Clemson about 4 or 5 days before the game (True or not, Steele's agent is Jimmy Sexton...so, who knows), hearing from everyone, aside from Captain Kirk, that the bammers will run all over Utah, and the bammer players hearing from their own HC that, basically, this Utah team isn't a Real team.  That is a Perfect Storm.

Now bammers get to hear that Auburn is making Splash Hires, from keeping Coach Willis, hiring Coach Malzahn, bringing in one of the top RB Coaches in D1 (he was a candidate for RB Coach of the Year), in Coach Luper, and now the possibility of bringing in Trooper Taylor.

On top of all of that, the investigation that's going on over there in West Vance.
Title: Re: Hey Birmingham
Post by: Pell City Tiger on January 03, 2009, 12:53:59 PM
explain how it's not true, please.  I can't wait to see how you're going to magically turn Boise and Utah Ball State etc. etc. into a BCS team.
What does it matter? Your schnauzer twat of a coach shot off his punk assed mouth and Utah fucked his team up for it. 12 and 0 with nothing to show! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! At least our 2004 team had the SECC and Sugar Bowl Championship to show for their efforts. Fuck you, fuck Saban, fuck fat assed Andre Smith, and fuck that Opie Taylor looking queer that got put on his ass 8 times last night!
Title: Re: Hey Birmingham
Post by: Birmingham on January 03, 2009, 01:02:52 PM
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Was your QB a freshman or soph when he threw those interceptions?  Let's let you stand with a football while 3 guys unload on you... now be sure to be accurate while you're running for your life, douche bag.  Every quarterback in history that has won an MVP or a Heisman has 5 men that are responsible for that award, when they are gone it is evident.  I'm assuming you're a football fan and know this already.  I'm assuming you're also an Auburn fan so I don't expect you to admit it.

Was Julio no longer the second coming of all that is studly when he couldn't catch a cold?  I'm assuming you're just trying to be negative without actually knowing what you're talking about.  Julio had 7 catches for 77 yards.  He saved an interception with the single hardest hit I've ever seen a receiver through.  He carried 8 Utah players on his back without going down AND he is 18 years old.  Not sure we saw the same game last night if you're saying Julio (along with Javier Arenas) wasn't the only reason we didn't lose by 28.  He kept drives alive and got first downs.

Where was all this honesty during the rest of the season when you eeked out wins by the hair of Saban's chinney chin chin (see LSU, sucky QB, gift of an interception in the endzone)?  Instead, it was all "WE ROCK!" and "Bama's Back!" and "Suck it barners!!"  What championship team doesn't win close ones?  So to be good you can't have close games?  In 2004 Auburn beat LSU 10-9.  In 2004 Auburn beat V. Tech 16-13... am I too assume that Auburn wasn't very good because you didn't beat LSU and V. Tech by 20?  Really stupid comment by you.  I guess you're right, maybe Auburn wasn't that good in 2004, you make a convincing arguement.

NOW and only now that the curtain has been pulled back and we see the man/munchkin behind it does the honesty about how you guys were more lucky than good see the light of day.  There's nothing lucky about how hard the players of Alabama worked to get where they are today.  Was there a game breaking interception or a fumble along the way??? Not one that they didn't work their ass off in practice to make.  We were 7-6 last year, 12-2 this year... we're adding more depth and the "PROCESS" is working.  We are better than we were last year and are trying to be better next year than this year.  I guess anything less than an undefeated season was going to make you say that Alabama and Saban are losers, I guess that makes you more delusional than you claim alabama fans are.  
Title: Re: Hey Birmingham
Post by: Birmingham on January 03, 2009, 01:03:54 PM
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What does it matter? Your schnauzer twat of a coach shot off his punk assed mouth and Utah fucked his team up for it. 12 and 0 with nothing to show! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! At least our 2004 team had the SECC and Sugar Bowl Championship to show for their efforts. Fuck you, fuck Saban, fuck fat assed Andre Smith, and fuck that Opie Taylor looking queer that got put on his ass 8 times last night!

Don't sell yourself short, you guys had a parade also.
Title: Re: Hey Birmingham
Post by: Saniflush on January 03, 2009, 01:06:11 PM

You said process.
Title: Re: Hey Birmingham
Post by: Pell City Tiger on January 03, 2009, 01:18:48 PM
It's amazing that 1 guy, a cheating fat assed one at that, had that much control on the outcome of last night's game. I'm sure that had Andre not taken that money from his agent, he'd have blocked the entire Utah defense by himself and Opie and Wholio would have hooked up for 1,500 yards and 30 touchdowns in just over 3 quarters. Hell, Coffee would have ran for 538 yards had this one lard ass not decided to "get his money now."

Man, for a fan base that worshiped the ground the "team" walked on this whole season, we're hearing a lot of excuses. The one we're not hearing is that Utah was clearly the better team. The Utes obviously didn't have a hand in the outcome of the game. It was the absence of fat assed #71, Opie turning back into Opie, and Kevin Steele mailing this one in. Your own coach threw the team under the bus last night, for Christs sake. What a great guy he is.
Title: Re: Hey Birmingham
Post by: Birmingham on January 03, 2009, 01:50:14 PM
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It's amazing that 1 guy, a cheating fat assed one at that, He broke not a single NCAA rule and never accepted money.  If you have anything showing otherwise I'd expect you to have it readily available to share.   had that much control on the outcome of last night's game. I'm sure that had Andre not taken that money from his agent, You lose credibility when your comments are incredible. he'd have blocked the entire Utah defense by himself No but it's obvious that the only two games in which we didn't have him were the worst two games this season.  He is a cornerstone for the offensive line.  He is also the best offensive lineman not in the SEC but the entire country.  His replacement was injured in the first quarter.  If you don't understand how important the offensive line is to an offense then I can't help you.  Again I assume you're simply taking the stance of an Auburn homer here instead of that of an educated football fan.  I'm sure this has fallen on deaf ears. and Opie and Wholio would have hooked up for 1,500 yards and 30 touchdowns in just over 3 quarters. Hell, Coffee would have ran for 538 yards had this one lard ass not decided to "get his money now."  He didn't receive any money.  The NCAA has confirmed that this is an internal problem and they aren't investigating it.  For those who talk about Saban not being a disciplinarian I'd find it hard to find a coach who sends the best lineman in the country home 5 days before a bowl game when he hadn't broken a single NCAA rule.  Not one.  He broke a team rule and that was enough that his career was over at Alabama.  Again, I'm sure you'll take the homer stance on this but as always you'll only have your opinion and nothing that says otherwise.

Man, for a fan base that worshiped the ground the "team" walked on this whole season, we're hearing a lot of excuses. There are zero excuses, there are only the things that kept our team from the success they were trying to achieve.  These are the things that you make better decisions and changes so the next time you are more prepared.  If you choose to see them as excuses instead of learning from your mistakes it makes me think you're just in the right place cheering for the team you are cheering for.  Auburn didn't do a lot of learning from there mistakes this year.  The one we're not hearing is that Utah was clearly the better team. They certainly looked better.  The Utes obviously didn't have a hand in the outcome of the game.  So far you are the only one I've heard say this, never heard an Alabama fan say it.  This fact doesn't surprise me as you just say what you want with no basis for facts.  It was the absence of fat assed #71, Opie turning back into Opie, and Kevin Steele mailing this one in. All that matters is what happened on the field, scoreboard.  They beat us, not sure what else you're fishing for here.  Your own coach threw the team under the bus last night, for Christs sake.  Care to again not completely abandon facts and explain to me how him saying 'he is responsible for his team being prepared for a game in which in this case they weren't and that it was his fault' is anything more than him taking credit for the loss?  Oh yeah, facts make you look stupid.  Sorry.  Carry on.  What a great guy he is.  He doesn't get paid to be a great guy, the fact that I think he is a great guy is irrelevant.  Just as irrelevant as you thinking he isn't a great guy.  He gets paid to be a football coach.  
Title: Re: Hey Birmingham
Post by: Townhallsavoy on January 03, 2009, 01:56:22 PM


Interesting thought, they said in during the USC game that the sophomores, juniors and seniors were all three the #1 recruiting class in the country.  How the hell do they not win a Championship every other year? 


Take note - Rivals recruiting rankings doesn't earn you shit. 
Title: Re: Hey Birmingham
Post by: tiger88 on January 03, 2009, 01:57:31 PM
Man, bammie got beaten down by a bunch of moromons. What an embarrassment for them but more inportantly for the SEC.

Thanks bama, you fucking losers. I guess you were a one player team.
Title: Re: Hey Birmingham
Post by: Talon on January 03, 2009, 02:02:17 PM
LMAO...found this on another site a little while ago.
(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d168/bka317/Mormons.jpg)
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Hey Birmingham
Post by: Birmingham on January 03, 2009, 02:09:13 PM
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Take note - Rivals recruiting rankings doesn't earn you shit.


Correct, Rivals recruiting rankings doesn't "earn" you anything.  The players on the USC team did however earn a 12-1 season.  Is that bad?  I guess what I should ask is who besides Auburn fans thought or accused others of thinking that Rivals recruiting rankings earned you a National Championship?
Title: Re: Hey Birmingham
Post by: Pell City Tiger on January 03, 2009, 02:26:02 PM
I guess what I should ask is who besides Auburn fans thought or accused others of thinking that Rivals recruiting rankings earned you a National Championship?
Does this ring a bell, dumbass?
(http://www.bamafever.com/cw3/Assets/product_full/7897gotback.JPG)

It'd go great with this hat

(http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g242/glenn1964/05180_big.jpg)
Title: Re: Hey Birmingham
Post by: Birmingham on January 03, 2009, 03:10:17 PM
That shirt is saying that Alabama had the #1 recruiting class in the country, should we be pissed about it?  Did we not have the #1 recruiting class in the country?  Nobody is saying that earns us a National Championship. 
Title: Re: Hey Birmingham
Post by: Pell City Tiger on January 03, 2009, 03:31:51 PM
"We's dun wun tha 'cruitin' national champeensheeeup! We're back!"

Yeah, never heard that before. Whatever, see you in hell.
Title: Re: Hey Birmingham
Post by: Birmingham on January 03, 2009, 04:03:35 PM
Do you somehow think that recruiting class had nothing to do with us going 12-2?  They were HUGE in our success this year.  Again, not sure why someone who's team wasn't even bowl eligible is giving my team grief for not going undefeated. 
Title: Re: Hey Birmingham
Post by: Jumbo on January 03, 2009, 04:11:22 PM
Do you somehow think that recruiting class had nothing to do with us going 12-2?  They were HUGE in our success this year.  Again, not sure why someone who's team wasn't even bowl eligible is giving my team grief for not going undefeated. 
I think it's the fact that Utah beat the shit out of Bammie on a national stage.
Title: Re: Hey Birmingham
Post by: boartitz on January 03, 2009, 04:14:23 PM
Do you somehow think that recruiting class had nothing to do with us going 12-2?  They were HUGE in our success this year.  Again, not sure why someone who's team wasn't even bowl eligible is giving my team grief for not going undefeated. 
Do yall have an ignore feature? I'm bout tired of listening to this whiny cocksucker say the same old shit over and over and over and over.
Go preach to your choir. You ain't winning any converts here.
Title: Re: Hey Birmingham
Post by: Pell City Tiger on January 03, 2009, 09:10:17 PM
He broke not a single NCAA rule and never accepted money.  If you have anything showing otherwise I'd expect you to have it readily available to share.
It remains to be seen. I think when Troy King gets to digging into this, some interesting shit will be uncovered. How much of it will the REC stomach until they demand he stop?
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NFLPA: Alabama hasn't contacted us

By Jason Cole

A spokesman for the NFL Players Association said that neither the University of Alabama nor the Alabama state attorney general's office has been in contact with the union regarding any actions by agents that may have led to the suspension of star left tackle Andre Smith for the Sugar Bowl.

"No, we haven't heard from the university, from the attorney general or anyone else regarding any agents," NFLPA spokesman Carl Francis said.

A blog item by Alabama beat writer Ian Rapoport of the Birmingham News indicated recruiter Mel Bratton, who works for DeBartolo Sports & Entertainment, was being investigated by the NFL regarding Smith's suspension. However, the NFLPA, not the league, monitors agent activity.

Smith, a junior who is widely considered a first-round draft pick and potential top-10 selection, is expected to declare for the NFL draft. He was suspended this week by coach Nick Saban for violation of team rules and is missing the Sugar Bowl.

Brian Kopp, an attorney with the DeBartolo company, said only: "It is our policy not to discuss any player who is not eligible for the draft. It's also our company's policy to follow all rules and regulations regarding agent activity."

Under NFLPA guidelines, agents and/or representatives of agents are not allowed to contact underclassmen. Any agency that does faces discipline from the union.

The Tuscaloosa News reported that the Alabama attorney general is looking into the matter because of state laws prohibiting contact between agents and players. Finally, a source told Yahoo! Sports that the NCAA also is looking into the matter.

Another source with knowledge of the situation said Smith was suspended after failing to give the school all information it requested. According to the source, the school had been informed that Smith was receiving cash and other benefits from an agent.

Saban has given no specifics about why Smith was suspended.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/around_the_nfl/post/NFLPA-Alabama-hasn-t-contacted-us?urn=nfl,131951 (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/around_the_nfl/post/NFLPA-Alabama-hasn-t-contacted-us?urn=nfl,131951)
Title: Re: Hey Birmingham
Post by: The Prowler on January 03, 2009, 10:23:56 PM
I think it's the fact that Utah beat the shit out of Bammie on a national stage.
Here ya go Jumbo, this will help illustrate your point....Imagine The Utes of Utah as the Lady in Black and the crimsum taghd as the semi-Mullet wearing Butch in Crimson (Kinda Ironic since Utah has worn Black at some Home Games and the Utah Utes sports talk host said that they think of Mullets, when they think about uat fans, lol.).

Pow....Right in the Kisser

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BBMyz8TVGY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BBMyz8TVGY)
Title: Re: Hey Birmingham
Post by: Iwannaplay on January 03, 2009, 11:58:47 PM
explain how it's not true, please.  I can't wait to see how you're going to magically turn Boise and Utah Ball State etc. etc. into a BCS team.

I can magically turn them into BCS teams because they actually are.

First off they are all BCS teams because all the mid-major conferences threatened an antitrust suit against the Big 6 if they didn't get part of the money.  So now all FBS conferences are part of the BCS and get money from the games whether a team from their conference plays in it or not, just the conferences with teams that do play in the game get a whole lot more... So technically Utah, Troy, ULM, Boise St., etc. are all BCS teams.  The Big 6 conferences just have their champions automatically qualify for BCS games. Hence the term BCS automatic qualifying conference.  You are a fucking idiot sir.
Title: Re: Hey Birmingham
Post by: Birmingham on January 04, 2009, 12:22:38 AM
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I can magically turn them into BCS teams because they actually are.

First off they are all BCS teams because all the mid-major conferences threatened an antitrust suit against the Big 6 if they didn't get part of the money.  So now all FBS conferences are part of the BCS and get money from the games whether a team from their conference plays in it or not, just the conferences with teams that do play in the game get a whole lot more... So technically Utah, Troy, ULM, Boise St., etc. are all BCS teams.  The Big 6 conferences just have their champions automatically qualify for BCS games. Hence the term BCS automatic qualifying conference.  You are a fucking idiot sir.


blah blah blah what I'm saying makes sense to me even though I'm wrong and look like a fool while I use the word "technically".  Douche bag, you're a fool


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Do yall have an ignore feature? I'm bout tired of listening to this whiny cocksucker say the same old shit over and over and over and over.
Go preach to your choir. You ain't winning any converts here.

Since this thread is titled "Hey Birmingham" I could give a damn if you're tired of hearing what I have to say.  You're apparently not that tired since you opened the thread, douche lick.
Title: Re: Hey Birmingham
Post by: Ranger12 on January 04, 2009, 06:34:50 PM
I am waiting for B'ham to go join Auburn Undercover and bitch and moan on how bad he was treated on another Auburn board, only because he liked to show his ass and act like a typical Turd.

A UAT buddy of mine says this is starting to have a little deja vu' because the Smith situation has the feel of the Antonio Langham fiasco written all over it. The UAT athletic department is being really tight lipped about this. Take all of that for what it is worth.
Title: Re: Hey Birmingham
Post by: Birmingham on January 04, 2009, 11:36:26 PM
Navy, I give as much as I take.  The only reason I came here is because it was allowed.  If you're offering for me to go to an over moderated forum the answer is a resounding "no thank you".


Title: Re: Hey Birmingham
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on January 05, 2009, 12:16:42 AM
Navy, I give as much as I take.  The only reason I came here is because it was allowed.  If you're offering for me to go to an over moderated forum the answer is a resounding "no thank you".

So it's basically just a fetish for you to come here and get absolutely whipped like a bitch day in and day out?

I hear ya.  Fucking stupid, but crystal clear.
Title: Re: Hey Birmingham
Post by: Birmingham on January 05, 2009, 10:33:03 AM
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So it's basically just a fetish for you to come here and get absolutely whipped like a bitch day in and day out?

I hear ya.  Fucking stupid, but crystal clear.

My name's AuburnChopper, I make the same weak rant in every arguement and then tell the person that myself and everyone are owning them.  If I say it enough it looks like it's true.  I like men.


Title: Re: Hey Birmingham
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on January 05, 2009, 10:48:45 AM
My name's AuburnChopper, I make the same weak rant in every arguement and then tell the person that myself and everyone are owning the person.  If I say it enough it looks like it's true.  I like men. 

Tissue?  Obsession is unhealthy. 
Title: Re: Hey Birmingham
Post by: lifesapplepie on January 05, 2009, 11:27:37 AM
I think when Troy King gets to digging into this, some interesting shit will be uncovered.

There is a joke in there somewhere!!!
Title: Re: Hey Birmingham
Post by: RWS on January 05, 2009, 12:31:35 PM
a couple of thoughts:

1. Utah is an outstanding team that has humbled us all. i didn't even see many around here giving Utah much of a chance, so it wasn't just us. Utah came out of the gate pissed off and kicked us straight in the va-jay-jay. period. even though they had ALOT of input from Urban Meyer (Utah's coach said in previous interviews that he was on the phone with Meyer when he found out they were playing us) on scouting us, it still takes their players to execute that game plan. they executed it flawlessly, and you have to give them props. they played an outstanding game.

2. our team has finally realized what happens when you dismiss an opponent. we came close a few times, but Utah finally taught them the lesson.

3. Andre Smith helped kill us. not only was his suspension a distraction, it alone put the team in a bind. i really don't think we would have been in bad shape had his replacement not gone down as well. we had 2 OL in their natural spots the whole game. when you are a run-first team, thats a killer.

4. Kareem Jackson is the new Marcus Carter. he was directly responsible for two TDs because of his poor tackling/coverage. had he not arm tackled, their WR would have been stopped short on 3rd down on one of those TDs. the other one and many other catches he allowed he just wasn't turning his head or anything.

5. i'm glad CNS took over with the adjustments in the second half, otherwise we could have easily lost by 30. coming back to within 4 from down by 21 in the first quarter isn't that shabby. but in the end, it didn't matter because well, we lost.

6. i think we still had a great season. things didn't turn out the way i wish they would have, but it turned out waaaaay better than i thought it would. we had an undefeated regular season and throttled AU, fell a litle short in the SECCG, and got humbled in the Sugar Bowl. its a far cry from 6-6, a loss to ULM, and a trip to Shreveport. i'll take it any day.

09 will be very interesting. we have some rebuilding to do, but i think we will have a decent season. McElwain is good about building an offense around the strengths of the personnel, not the other way around.
Title: Re: Hey Birmingham
Post by: JohnDeere on January 05, 2009, 01:53:46 PM
a couple of thoughts:

1. Utah is an outstanding team that has humbled us all. i didn't even see many around here giving Utah much of a chance, so it wasn't just us. Utah came out of the gate pissed off and kicked us straight in the va-jay-jay. period. even though they had ALOT of input from Urban Meyer (Utah's coach said in previous interviews that he was on the phone with Meyer when he found out they were playing us) on scouting us, it still takes their players to execute that game plan. they executed it flawlessly, and you have to give them props. they played an outstanding game.

2. our team has finally realized what happens when you dismiss an opponent. we came close a few times, but Utah finally taught them the lesson.

3. Andre Smith helped kill us. not only was his suspension a distraction, it alone put the team in a bind. i really don't think we would have been in bad shape had his replacement not gone down as well. we had 2 OL in their natural spots the whole game. when you are a run-first team, thats a killer.

4. Kareem Jackson is the new Marcus Carter. he was directly responsible for two TDs because of his poor tackling/coverage. had he not arm tackled, their WR would have been stopped short on 3rd down on one of those TDs. the other one and many other catches he allowed he just wasn't turning his head or anything.

5. i'm glad CNS took over with the adjustments in the second half, otherwise we could have easily lost by 30. coming back to within 4 from down by 21 in the first quarter isn't that shabby. but in the end, it didn't matter because well, we lost.

6. i think we still had a great season. things didn't turn out the way i wish they would have, but it turned out waaaaay better than i thought it would. we had an undefeated regular season and throttled AU, fell a litle short in the SECCG, and got humbled in the Sugar Bowl. its a far cry from 6-6, a loss to ULM, and a trip to Shreveport. i'll take it any day.

09 will be very interesting. we have some rebuilding to do, but i think we will have a decent season. McElwain is good about building an offense around the strengths of the personnel, not the other way around.

Translation
(http://thewareaglereader.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/firstquarter.jpg?w=500&h=519)
Title: Re: Hey Birmingham
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on January 05, 2009, 01:58:31 PM
Agreed,

Brodie Croyle - 2005 Iron Bowl
Title: Re: Hey Birmingham
Post by: weagle251 on January 05, 2009, 01:58:53 PM
Actually, I think RWS's is spot on and I wouldn't expect to see anything different from Auburn fans had the roles been reversed.  Of course, I wouldn't expect to see one of our kids pull an Antonio Langham, but that's beside the point.
Title: Re: Hey Birmingham
Post by: wesfau2 on January 05, 2009, 02:03:11 PM
Actually, I think RWS's is spot on

Not a bad summation at all.
Title: Re: Hey Birmingham
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on January 05, 2009, 02:10:53 PM
Not a bad summation at all.

I think the first quarter pic was spot on.

That said, I was impressed with scissor's attempt at capitalization... There ARE some caps in there...very nice.

The only points I'd delete would be #4 & 5.  Other than that... no issues.
Title: Re: Hey Birmingham
Post by: RWS on January 05, 2009, 02:22:48 PM
The only points I'd delete would be #4 & 5.  Other than that... no issues.
Kareem Jackson was picked on relentlessly. there were times that he was beaten horribly and luckily Rashad Johnson and Justin Woodall picked up his man and made a stop. i don't know what his deal was, but he played horribly. he really did remind me of Marcus Carter. wouldn't turn his head, seemed lost, got beaten constantly.
Title: Re: Hey Birmingham
Post by: AWK on January 05, 2009, 05:13:33 PM
Kareem Jackson was picked on relentlessly. there were times that he was beaten horribly and luckily Rashad Johnson and Justin Woodall picked up his man and made a stop. i don't know what his deal was, but he played horribly. he really did remind me of Marcus Carter. wouldn't turn his head, seemed lost, got beaten constantly.

Looked lost, Just like our WR's all season long.
Title: Re: Hey Birmingham
Post by: Kaos on January 05, 2009, 05:15:57 PM

5. i'm glad CNS took over with the adjustments in the second half, otherwise we could have easily lost by 30. coming back to within 4 from down by 21 in the first quarter isn't that shabby. but in the end, it didn't matter because well, we lost.


Please allow me to interrupt your Saban worship for a moment.  

Bama did not "come back" in the game.  You got a punt return -- one of those freaky occasional occurrences -- and you had a 20-yard (or less) drive after Utah snoozed and made a mistake.  There was no Bama surge as you'd like to believe.  

Once the Utes got up 21 the gameplan changed.  Less aggressive.  When you got within four, they opened it up again and knocked your teeth down your throat with another long drive.  They could have done it at will.  And did.

Saban didn't adjust shit but his hairdo.  

Resume worship now.  
Title: Re: Hey Birmingham
Post by: Godfather on January 05, 2009, 05:28:54 PM
Please allow me to interrupt your Saban worship for a moment.  

Bama did not "come back" in the game.  You got a punt return -- one of those freaky occasional occurrences -- and you had a 20-yard (or less) drive after Utah snoozed and made a mistake.  There was no Bama surge as you'd like to believe.  

Once the Utes got up 21 the gameplan changed.  Less aggressive.  When you got within four, they opened it up again and knocked your teeth down your throat with another long drive.  They could have done it at will.  And did.

Saban didn't adjust shit but his hairdo.  

Resume worship now.  
Kaos you didn't know that Saban's "adjustments" allowed for Arenas to return that punt. He also willed the fumble by turning his head crooked and wrinkling his nose.  BTW agree TOTALLY!
Title: Re: Hey Birmingham
Post by: RWS on January 05, 2009, 05:44:42 PM
Looked lost, Just like our WR's all season long.
your WRs probably could have done his job better. i hate to come down on him since he's only a sophomore, but DAMN.
Title: Re: Hey Birmingham
Post by: RWS on January 05, 2009, 06:15:49 PM
Please allow me to interrupt your Saban worship for a moment.  

Bama did not "come back" in the game.  You got a punt return -- one of those freaky occasional occurrences -- and you had a 20-yard (or less) drive after Utah snoozed and made a mistake.  There was no Bama surge as you'd like to believe.  

Once the Utes got up 21 the gameplan changed.  Less aggressive.  When you got within four, they opened it up again and knocked your teeth down your throat with another long drive.  They could have done it at will.  And did.

Saban didn't adjust shit but his hairdo.  

Resume worship now.  
yeah, i mean, moving personnel and putting in LBs as DEs, etc etc....the players just decided to do that on their own. also, the kick return was in the second quarter. at that point we were down by 11. on Utah's first drive in the 3rd freshman LB Dont'a Hightower (playing the DE position) FORCED a fumble and it was a short drive that we scored on. i wasn't aware we were required to hand the ball back on forced fumbles, but whatever. they scored a TD on their next drive and our D held them to no more scoring until a FG with like 3 mins left. i guess Utah shouldn't be credited for their field goal late in the 4th since they intercepted JPW in Alabama territory to set that up. in the second half Utah rushed the ball only six times until about 5 minutes left in the game and it was time to eat up the clock. so, how again do you figure their gameplan changed so dramatically in the second half to be conservative? they rushed 3 times in the first half, with one of those rushes resulting in a forced fumble by Eryk Anders which Utah recovered. even when they were up by 21 they were still throwing downfield......so again, how in the hell did their gameplan change so dramatically when they were up by 21? they were still throwing bombs. did you even watch the game? it looks like you saw the highlights on ESPN and believe you have the big picture. 

so, what year was it that CNS fucked your wife?