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Title: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: Townhallsavoy on September 05, 2013, 01:54:50 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BTaWUCkCYAAm8bK.jpg)
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: djsimp on September 05, 2013, 01:58:33 PM
She is missing here visible Bhur Bryant tat.
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: Kaos on September 05, 2013, 01:58:50 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BTaWUCkCYAAm8bK.jpg)

Yeah, she can DIAF.
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 05, 2013, 01:58:58 PM
Must have taken the pics at one of the university bathrooms.
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: djsimp on September 05, 2013, 01:59:58 PM
Must have taken the pics at one of the university bathrooms.

Flea market
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 05, 2013, 02:01:52 PM
Flea market

Well, I am sure her parents or uncle or aunt (same?) still love her.
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: WiregrassTiger on September 05, 2013, 02:03:16 PM
Yeah but there's not a single one of you that wouldn't let her wrap you up in that Roll Tide skirt and ride her like a rented mule.
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 05, 2013, 02:05:25 PM
Yeah but there's not a single one of you that wouldn't let her wrap you up in that Roll Tide skirt and ride her like a rented mule.

Don't know about that, that hounds tooth has the exact opposite effect of good porn. 
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: Saniflush on September 05, 2013, 02:05:52 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BTaWUCkCYAAm8bK.jpg)

Sweet mother of Jesus.......
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: AUJarhead on September 05, 2013, 02:08:10 PM
Flea market

Montgomery.
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: Townhallsavoy on September 05, 2013, 02:09:14 PM
Yeah but there's not a single one of you that wouldn't let her wrap you up in that Roll Tide skirt and ride her like a rented mule.

Sure but I know where I would be aiming right before I finish.
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: Godfather on September 05, 2013, 02:13:12 PM
Sweet mother of Jesus.......

yep
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: djsimp on September 05, 2013, 02:14:01 PM
Sure but I know where I would be aiming right before I finish.

The dirty sink in the background?
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: Saniflush on September 05, 2013, 02:14:26 PM
The dirty sink in the background?

Well it is probably cleaner.
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: Kaos on September 05, 2013, 02:34:29 PM
Twitter warriors take flight. 

She needs to know that she disgraces us all with that ridiculous getup. 

I gotta say that if she wears that I hope she finishes in 57th place.

($1 to our Muslim president)
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: Townhallsavoy on September 05, 2013, 02:58:21 PM
Twitter warriors take flight. 

She needs to know that she disgraces us all with that ridiculous getup. 

I gotta say that if she wears that I hope she finishes in 57th place.

($1 to our Muslim president)

It is some bullshit that Miss Alabama is a die hard houndstooth slut.  Even when Miss Alabama was an Auburn grad, she still slobbed the Updyke knob. 
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: Token on September 05, 2013, 03:03:28 PM
You fuckers get bent out of shape with the quickness.
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: Godfather on September 05, 2013, 03:16:39 PM
You fuckers get bent out of shape with the quickness.

I'm not bent out of shape...nauseous, but not bent out of shape.
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: Townhallsavoy on September 05, 2013, 03:17:36 PM
You fuckers get bent out of shape with the quickness.

I'd like to bend her out of shape.  With quickness. 
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: WiregrassTiger on September 05, 2013, 03:52:50 PM
I'd like to bend her out of shape.  With quickness.
Like an out of control jackhammer. I'd break her hip bones and make her like it. I bet she's hairy like a Sasquatch and I like em hairy.
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: The Six on September 05, 2013, 03:59:55 PM
You fudgeers get bent out of shape with the quickness.

If K Webb had done that in reverse your Updykes would have run her off the road and shot that car up Bufford Pusser style.
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: Token on September 05, 2013, 04:00:49 PM
If K Webb had done that in reverse your Updykes would have run her off the road and shot that car up Bufford Pusser style.

Most likely, but they are dumbasses.
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 05, 2013, 04:11:33 PM
Once you take it off of her, are you really going to give a shift?  She have good spunkability 
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 05, 2013, 04:13:22 PM
Once you take it off of her, are you really going to give a shift?  She have good facial spunkability

 #winning
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: CCTAU on September 05, 2013, 04:18:21 PM
I wonder what her talent is...
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 05, 2013, 04:25:48 PM
I wonder what her talent is...

Got to be something along the lines of blowjobs for family members.
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: Godfather on September 05, 2013, 04:48:04 PM
Got to be something along the lines of blowjobs for family members.
See I was thinking playing the spoons, but yours could be it too.
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: Godfather on September 05, 2013, 04:53:36 PM
The shoes and matching tiara.  I wish I had photoshopped this.

(http://o.static-rs.foxsports.com/content/fscom/img/2013/09/05/-f97997f83278892b_20130905161056422_0_0.JPG)
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: Godfather on September 05, 2013, 04:54:06 PM
Most likely, but they are dumbasses.
Your fuckin people are crazy.
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: Token on September 05, 2013, 05:06:25 PM
Your fuckin people are crazy.

It's genetic. Most can't help it.
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 05, 2013, 05:20:36 PM
It's geneticInbreeding. Most can't help it.

FTFY
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: Token on September 05, 2013, 05:22:40 PM
FTFY

Anything else from the department of redundancy department?
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: AUChizad on September 05, 2013, 06:07:05 PM
Got to be something along the lines of blowjobs for family members.
The Aristocrats!
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 05, 2013, 07:21:16 PM
I wonder what her talent is...
She knows the first 2 lines "Yea Alerbammer" and sings it with gusto.
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: oldautiger on September 05, 2013, 07:42:23 PM
Tragic, a mind is a terrible thing to waste.  Here's to you bamah bitch     :fu: (her team is #1)
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: Kaos on September 05, 2013, 09:27:31 PM
Amazingly the vast majority of the comments -- even from that vulgar bunch -- are resoundingly negative.
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: Montezuma58 on September 05, 2013, 10:37:52 PM
The shoes and matching tiara.  I wish I had photoshopped this.

(http://o.static-rs.foxsports.com/content/fscom/img/2013/09/05/-f97997f83278892b_20130905161056422_0_0.JPG)
The hot glue gun, giving rednecks the delusion of being great artists for over 50 years.
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 05, 2013, 10:38:32 PM
I wonder what her talent is...

I'm guessing a menage a trois with Katherine Webb and Macaroons momma.
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: GH2001 on September 05, 2013, 10:56:43 PM
I'm guessing a menage a trois with Katherine Webb and Macaroons momma.

I'd watch. No really I would.
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: The Prowler on September 05, 2013, 11:26:47 PM
Houndstooth? Check.
sabbin flower garden hat? Check.
Ragh Taghd & National Championship stitched on the dress? Check.
Houndstooth shoes? Check.
Old, trashy & nasty abandoned warehouse bathroom in Gate City? Check.
Oh...and lipstick on your pair of cocksuckers? Check.
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: Montezuma58 on September 06, 2013, 04:22:31 AM
You'd think they would go with something custom made instead of off the rack.


http://youtu.be/7QJp7fSvzYA
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: Saniflush on September 06, 2013, 09:30:15 AM
Does this mean that if she finishes in the top 10 she will still claim the title?
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 06, 2013, 09:32:16 AM
Does this mean that if she finishes in the top 10 50 she will still claim the title?

Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: Token on September 06, 2013, 09:41:03 AM
Does this mean that if she finishes in the top 10 she will still claim the title?

No.  But there is a better than average chance she'll get a medical scholarship soon.
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: Jumbo on September 06, 2013, 09:41:42 AM
No.  But there is a better than average chance she'll get a medical scholarship soon.
Boom +1
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: Saniflush on September 06, 2013, 09:51:45 AM
No.  But there is a better than average chance she'll get a medical scholarship soon.

The process continues.....
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 06, 2013, 09:52:33 AM
No.  But there is a better than average chance she'll get a medical scholarship soon.

And then go on to compete in the Miss USA pageant?
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: jmar on September 06, 2013, 10:07:52 AM
And then go on to compete in the Miss USA pageant?
She is the only contestant that can fail miserably in two portions yet still qualify for Miss USA.
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: Kaos on September 11, 2013, 02:52:57 PM
Fashion critique.

Any surprise that this classless chick showed up for the swimsuit competion in a zebra
(or possibly tiger?)-striped bikini that looked more like matching underwear from the "Trailer Trashy" section of Victoria's Secret? 
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: ssgaufan on September 11, 2013, 02:56:13 PM
Fashion critique.

Any surprise that this classless chick showed up for the swimsuit competion in a zebra
(or possibly tiger?)-striped bikini that looked more like matching underwear from the "Trailer Trashy" section of Victoria's Secret?

Pics, or it didn't happen.
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: Kaos on September 11, 2013, 02:59:19 PM
Pics, or it didn't happen.

(http://media.al.com/birmingham-news/photo/2012/06/-9f3912067b08242a.JPG)
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: ssgaufan on September 11, 2013, 03:24:07 PM
(http://media.al.com/birmingham-news/photo/2012/06/-9f3912067b08242a.JPG)

DAMN!  I've got to get home and take care of some business.  9 months is way too long to go between pieces of ass.
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 11, 2013, 03:24:22 PM
(http://media.al.com/birmingham-news/photo/2012/06/-9f3912067b08242a.JPG)

She's got Tiger Woods teeth
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 11, 2013, 03:25:40 PM
Fashion critique.

Any surprise that this classless chick showed up for the swimsuit competion in a zebra
(or possibly tiger?)-striped bikini that looked more like matching underwear from the "Trailer Trashy" section of Victoria's Secret?

Ain't no damn way no Miss Alerbamer gon wear no tiger stripes!
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: Kaos on September 11, 2013, 04:08:49 PM
She's sort of cute, her body is nice but the piggish eyes and the colossal lack of fashion sense really detracts from her.  She's like a hard 6.
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: noxin on September 11, 2013, 04:11:08 PM
She might like a hard 6, but she'll have to settle for a hard 4 1/2
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: War Eagle!!! on September 11, 2013, 04:21:35 PM
She might like a hard 6, but she'll have to settle for a hard 4 1/2

Hussle...you are doin it...
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: JR4AU on September 12, 2013, 08:18:39 AM
(http://media.al.com/birmingham-news/photo/2012/06/-9f3912067b08242a.JPG)

Saucer faced, five head bammer whore with no fashion sense...























I'd fuck her! 
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 12, 2013, 10:29:01 AM
She's got Tiger Woods teeth

Dentures
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: WiregrassTiger on September 12, 2013, 11:39:52 AM
She's sort of cute, her body is nice but the piggish eyes and the colossal lack of fashion sense really detracts from her.  She's like a hard 6.
I'll giver her a hard 9 3/4 anytime she wants it.
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 12, 2013, 11:44:40 AM
I'll giver her a hard 9 3/4 anytime she wants it.

You've actually put a tape on it?
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: noxin on September 12, 2013, 11:46:55 AM
That's metric
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: Godfather on September 12, 2013, 12:08:55 PM
You've actually put a tape on it?
Well he is black.
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: djsimp on September 12, 2013, 12:11:11 PM
You've actually put a tape on it?

I thought everybody did that unless of course you know you have been short changed.
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: WiregrassTiger on September 12, 2013, 12:11:19 PM
Well he is black.
Is race a material part of this....oh yeah, well, good point.
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: WiregrassTiger on September 12, 2013, 12:14:02 PM
I thought everybody did that unless of course you know you have been short changed.
Well, I don't actually know my exact girth because I only have a straight ruler.
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 12, 2013, 01:01:33 PM
Is race a material part of this....oh yeah, well, good point.

So, with you guys it just looks bigger because there's no "shrinkage".  When you get ready to have relations, it just stands up.  Right?
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 12, 2013, 01:12:11 PM
So, with you guys it just looks bigger because there's no "shrinkage".  When you get ready to have relations, it just stands up.  Right?

It does if she talks to it in just the right way.  :gig:
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: ssgaufan on September 12, 2013, 01:17:03 PM
A white man walks up and sticks it in, a black man sticks it in and walks up
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 12, 2013, 01:19:38 PM
A white man walks up and sticks it in, a black man sticks it in and walks up

WT extends arm for fist bump
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: WiregrassTiger on September 12, 2013, 01:30:16 PM
A white man walks up and sticks it in, a black man sticks it in and walks up
Well, you know, I don't like to make a big issue of it...but yeah.^^^This
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: Godfather on September 12, 2013, 01:42:17 PM
So, with you guys it just looks bigger because there's no "shrinkage".  When you get ready to have relations, it just stands up.  Right?

It's all shading effects.
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: WiregrassTiger on September 12, 2013, 01:43:52 PM
It's all shading effects.
Would you know a shading effect if it slapped you up side yo head?
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: DnATL on September 12, 2013, 08:31:44 PM
WT extends arm for fist bump
I don't think that's his arm
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: GH2001 on September 12, 2013, 08:33:59 PM
A white man walks up and sticks it in, a black man sticks it in and walks up

Asian and Latino men look at both of them and wish they could do either without a stepladder. Of course the Latinos usually have one handy from the day's Sheetrock work.
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: djsimp on September 12, 2013, 09:11:47 PM
Would you know a shading effect if it slapped you up side yo head?

If he was in the proper position.
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: Kaos on September 15, 2013, 02:59:40 PM
Oh. Dear. God. 

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2013/09/15/new-miss-america-to-be-crowned-in-atlantic-city/?intcmp=features

(http://global.fncstatic.com/static/managed/img/fn2/missamerica.jpg)

Trashier than I envisioned.
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: oldautiger on September 15, 2013, 06:03:49 PM
Wonder which pageant she won to qualify for Miss Alabama...............Miss Doublewide, Miss Walmart or Miss White Trash
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: Jumbo on September 16, 2013, 01:22:03 AM
She's a 10 a fucking ten.
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: Godfather on September 16, 2013, 11:55:48 AM
She's a 10 a fucking ten.
Thanks Billy -Bob
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: djsimp on September 16, 2013, 12:56:00 PM
She's a 10 a fucking ten.

A 10 at what?
Title: Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
Post by: DnATL on September 16, 2013, 06:42:54 PM
She's a 10 a fucking ten.
More like a 9, but on a hexadecimal scale