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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Townhallsavoy on September 05, 2013, 01:54:50 PM
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BTaWUCkCYAAm8bK.jpg)
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She is missing here visible Bhur Bryant tat.
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BTaWUCkCYAAm8bK.jpg)
Yeah, she can DIAF.
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Must have taken the pics at one of the university bathrooms.
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Must have taken the pics at one of the university bathrooms.
Flea market
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Flea market
Well, I am sure her parents or uncle or aunt (same?) still love her.
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Yeah but there's not a single one of you that wouldn't let her wrap you up in that Roll Tide skirt and ride her like a rented mule.
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Yeah but there's not a single one of you that wouldn't let her wrap you up in that Roll Tide skirt and ride her like a rented mule.
Don't know about that, that hounds tooth has the exact opposite effect of good porn.
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BTaWUCkCYAAm8bK.jpg)
Sweet mother of Jesus.......
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Flea market
Montgomery.
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Yeah but there's not a single one of you that wouldn't let her wrap you up in that Roll Tide skirt and ride her like a rented mule.
Sure but I know where I would be aiming right before I finish.
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Sweet mother of Jesus.......
yep
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Sure but I know where I would be aiming right before I finish.
The dirty sink in the background?
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The dirty sink in the background?
Well it is probably cleaner.
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Twitter warriors take flight.
She needs to know that she disgraces us all with that ridiculous getup.
I gotta say that if she wears that I hope she finishes in 57th place.
($1 to our Muslim president)
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Twitter warriors take flight.
She needs to know that she disgraces us all with that ridiculous getup.
I gotta say that if she wears that I hope she finishes in 57th place.
($1 to our Muslim president)
It is some bullshit that Miss Alabama is a die hard houndstooth slut. Even when Miss Alabama was an Auburn grad, she still slobbed the Updyke knob.
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You fuckers get bent out of shape with the quickness.
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You fuckers get bent out of shape with the quickness.
I'm not bent out of shape...nauseous, but not bent out of shape.
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You fuckers get bent out of shape with the quickness.
I'd like to bend her out of shape. With quickness.
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I'd like to bend her out of shape. With quickness.
Like an out of control jackhammer. I'd break her hip bones and make her like it. I bet she's hairy like a Sasquatch and I like em hairy.
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You fudgeers get bent out of shape with the quickness.
If K Webb had done that in reverse your Updykes would have run her off the road and shot that car up Bufford Pusser style.
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If K Webb had done that in reverse your Updykes would have run her off the road and shot that car up Bufford Pusser style.
Most likely, but they are dumbasses.
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Once you take it off of her, are you really going to give a shift? She have good spunkability
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Once you take it off of her, are you really going to give a shift? She have good facial spunkability
#winning
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I wonder what her talent is...
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I wonder what her talent is...
Got to be something along the lines of blowjobs for family members.
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Got to be something along the lines of blowjobs for family members.
See I was thinking playing the spoons, but yours could be it too.
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The shoes and matching tiara. I wish I had photoshopped this.
(http://o.static-rs.foxsports.com/content/fscom/img/2013/09/05/-f97997f83278892b_20130905161056422_0_0.JPG)
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Most likely, but they are dumbasses.
Your fuckin people are crazy.
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Your fuckin people are crazy.
It's genetic. Most can't help it.
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It's geneticInbreeding. Most can't help it.
FTFY
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FTFY
Anything else from the department of redundancy department?
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Got to be something along the lines of blowjobs for family members.
The Aristocrats!
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I wonder what her talent is...
She knows the first 2 lines "Yea Alerbammer" and sings it with gusto.
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Tragic, a mind is a terrible thing to waste. Here's to you bamah bitch :fu: (her team is #1)
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Amazingly the vast majority of the comments -- even from that vulgar bunch -- are resoundingly negative.
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The shoes and matching tiara. I wish I had photoshopped this.
(http://o.static-rs.foxsports.com/content/fscom/img/2013/09/05/-f97997f83278892b_20130905161056422_0_0.JPG)
The hot glue gun, giving rednecks the delusion of being great artists for over 50 years.
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I wonder what her talent is...
I'm guessing a menage a trois with Katherine Webb and Macaroons momma.
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I'm guessing a menage a trois with Katherine Webb and Macaroons momma.
I'd watch. No really I would.
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Houndstooth? Check.
sabbin flower garden hat? Check.
Ragh Taghd & National Championship stitched on the dress? Check.
Houndstooth shoes? Check.
Old, trashy & nasty abandoned warehouse bathroom in Gate City? Check.
Oh...and lipstick on your pair of cocksuckers? Check.
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You'd think they would go with something custom made instead of off the rack.
http://youtu.be/7QJp7fSvzYA
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Does this mean that if she finishes in the top 10 she will still claim the title?
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Does this mean that if she finishes in the top 10 50 she will still claim the title?
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Does this mean that if she finishes in the top 10 she will still claim the title?
No. But there is a better than average chance she'll get a medical scholarship soon.
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No. But there is a better than average chance she'll get a medical scholarship soon.
Boom +1
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No. But there is a better than average chance she'll get a medical scholarship soon.
The process continues.....
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No. But there is a better than average chance she'll get a medical scholarship soon.
And then go on to compete in the Miss USA pageant?
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And then go on to compete in the Miss USA pageant?
She is the only contestant that can fail miserably in two portions yet still qualify for Miss USA.
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Fashion critique.
Any surprise that this classless chick showed up for the swimsuit competion in a zebra
(or possibly tiger?)-striped bikini that looked more like matching underwear from the "Trailer Trashy" section of Victoria's Secret?
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Fashion critique.
Any surprise that this classless chick showed up for the swimsuit competion in a zebra
(or possibly tiger?)-striped bikini that looked more like matching underwear from the "Trailer Trashy" section of Victoria's Secret?
Pics, or it didn't happen.
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Pics, or it didn't happen.
(http://media.al.com/birmingham-news/photo/2012/06/-9f3912067b08242a.JPG)
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(http://media.al.com/birmingham-news/photo/2012/06/-9f3912067b08242a.JPG)
DAMN! I've got to get home and take care of some business. 9 months is way too long to go between pieces of ass.
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(http://media.al.com/birmingham-news/photo/2012/06/-9f3912067b08242a.JPG)
She's got Tiger Woods teeth
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Fashion critique.
Any surprise that this classless chick showed up for the swimsuit competion in a zebra
(or possibly tiger?)-striped bikini that looked more like matching underwear from the "Trailer Trashy" section of Victoria's Secret?
Ain't no damn way no Miss Alerbamer gon wear no tiger stripes!
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She's sort of cute, her body is nice but the piggish eyes and the colossal lack of fashion sense really detracts from her. She's like a hard 6.
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She might like a hard 6, but she'll have to settle for a hard 4 1/2
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She might like a hard 6, but she'll have to settle for a hard 4 1/2
Hussle...you are doin it...
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(http://media.al.com/birmingham-news/photo/2012/06/-9f3912067b08242a.JPG)
Saucer faced, five head bammer whore with no fashion sense...
I'd fuck her!
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She's got Tiger Woods teeth
Dentures
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She's sort of cute, her body is nice but the piggish eyes and the colossal lack of fashion sense really detracts from her. She's like a hard 6.
I'll giver her a hard 9 3/4 anytime she wants it.
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I'll giver her a hard 9 3/4 anytime she wants it.
You've actually put a tape on it?
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That's metric
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You've actually put a tape on it?
Well he is black.
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You've actually put a tape on it?
I thought everybody did that unless of course you know you have been short changed.
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Well he is black.
Is race a material part of this....oh yeah, well, good point.
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I thought everybody did that unless of course you know you have been short changed.
Well, I don't actually know my exact girth because I only have a straight ruler.
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Is race a material part of this....oh yeah, well, good point.
So, with you guys it just looks bigger because there's no "shrinkage". When you get ready to have relations, it just stands up. Right?
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So, with you guys it just looks bigger because there's no "shrinkage". When you get ready to have relations, it just stands up. Right?
It does if she talks to it in just the right way. :gig:
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A white man walks up and sticks it in, a black man sticks it in and walks up
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A white man walks up and sticks it in, a black man sticks it in and walks up
WT extends arm for fist bump
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A white man walks up and sticks it in, a black man sticks it in and walks up
Well, you know, I don't like to make a big issue of it...but yeah.^^^This
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So, with you guys it just looks bigger because there's no "shrinkage". When you get ready to have relations, it just stands up. Right?
It's all shading effects.
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It's all shading effects.
Would you know a shading effect if it slapped you up side yo head?
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WT extends arm for fist bump
I don't think that's his arm
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A white man walks up and sticks it in, a black man sticks it in and walks up
Asian and Latino men look at both of them and wish they could do either without a stepladder. Of course the Latinos usually have one handy from the day's Sheetrock work.
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Would you know a shading effect if it slapped you up side yo head?
If he was in the proper position.
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Oh. Dear. God.
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2013/09/15/new-miss-america-to-be-crowned-in-atlantic-city/?intcmp=features
(http://global.fncstatic.com/static/managed/img/fn2/missamerica.jpg)
Trashier than I envisioned.
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Wonder which pageant she won to qualify for Miss Alabama...............Miss Doublewide, Miss Walmart or Miss White Trash
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She's a 10 a fucking ten.
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She's a 10 a fucking ten.
Thanks Billy -Bob
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She's a 10 a fucking ten.
A 10 at what?
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She's a 10 a fucking ten.
More like a 9, but on a hexadecimal scale