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Pat Dye Field => The Flea Market => Topic started by: Thrilla on September 25, 2008, 10:17:43 AM
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So my buyer for the Tennessee game fell through last night. I have two tickets for sale, and they're bad-ass seats. Two rows up from the field, to the right of the tunnel, in the corner of the stadium. Added bonus: you get to sit next to Ogre and hear him bitch about our team the whole game.
Section 15, Row 10, Seats 20 & 21
Price: Face Value for both, plus $20.00 to cover overnight fees, total of $140.00 for the pair.
PM me or post here if you're interested, and I'll get your address and overnight them to your residence.
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Don't sell until you hear from me.
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So my buyer for the Tennessee game fell through last night. I have two tickets for sale, and they're bad-ass seats. Two rows up from the field, to the right of the tunnel, in the corner of the stadium. Added bonus: you get to sit next to Ogre and hear him bitch about our team the whole game.
Section 15, Row 10, Seats 20 & 21
Price: Face Value for both, plus $20.00 to cover overnight fees, total of $140.00 for the pair.
PM me or post here if you're interested, and I'll get your address and overnight them to your residence.
Additional note to any potential buyers: You will be required to provide me with a minimum of one hamburger, one hot dog, and a large Coke with at least two mini's of Jack Daniels at the game.
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Additional note to any potential buyers: You will be required to provide me with a minimum of one hamburger, one hot dog, and a large Coke with at least two mini's of Jack Daniels at the game.
Mini's are for women and beginners.
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Additional note to any potential buyers: You will be required to provide me with a minimum of one hamburger, one hot dog, and a large Coke with at least two mini's of Jack Daniels at the game.
Nice rider, EVH.
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Mini's are for women and beginners.
Because real men sit and fart on their bourbon during the game.
"oooh...it's so cushy..."
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Because real men sit and fart on their bourbon during the game.
"oooh...it's so cushy..."
I have never sat on that cushion. It is for transportation only.
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Don't sell until you hear from me.
I'm out. My wife isn't up to the trip because she would have to be back on Sunday morning.
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I'm out. My wife isn't up to the trip because she would have to be back on Sunday morning.
She already has plans.
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I'm out. My wife isn't up to the trip because she would have to be back on Sunday morning.
You can ride down with me and the red head. We are leaving Sat morning around 8 and coming home after the game.
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You can ride down with me and the red head. We are leaving Sat morning around 8 and coming home after the game.
I am still out of town. I was getting them for her and the man child.
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I have never sat on that cushion. It is for transportation only.
This much I can attest to. I think we pissed off everyone around us within a 20 foot radius to include the wimmin folk, haha.
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This much I can attest to. I think we pissed off everyone around us within a 20 foot radius to include the wimmin folk, haha.
Fuck'em if they can't take a joke.
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I am still out of town. I was getting them for her and the man child.
I could come pick you up if you like.
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Fuck'em if they can't take a joke.
Isn't that why you left the game early? To do exactly that??
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Isn't that why you left the game early? To do exactly that??
:thumbsup:
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Who need ticket?
Still got 'em.
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Who need ticket?
Still got 'em.
I may buy them, just so I don't have to sit next to any of these geeks.
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I may buy them, just so I don't have to sit next to any of these geeks.
OK. I would almost want to send them your way so you can scalp them for me. I understand that there are royalties to be paid for this and am willing to work out a deal.
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OK. I would almost want to send them your way so you can scalp them for me. I understand that there are royalties to be paid for this and am willing to work out a deal.
How are you going to get them to me? The game is tomorrow.
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How are you going to get them to me? The game is tomorrow.
Saturday AM delivery. You're probably leaving earlier then they'll get there, however.
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Saturday AM delivery. You're probably leaving earlier then they'll get there, however.
Actually, unless you can get them here by this afternoon, it will be too late. We're heading down later today.
Don't you have a bastard child to tend to? Oh wait, that's tomorrow.
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I may buy them, just so I don't have to sit next to any of these geeks.
I expect your pasty self to make an appearance at some point. I will be gracing the campus with my presence for this football contest.
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Actually, unless you can get them here by this afternoon, it will be too late. We're heading down later today.
Don't you have a bastard child to tend to? Oh wait, that's tomorrow.
Due date's today, brah. But no action. Doctor will induce labor next Thursday if no action occurs up until that point.
I told Abbie that she better put a plug in that mofo for Saturday....I's gots some bourbon to drink and football to watch.
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Make her drink a bottle of cod oil and fuck the shit out of her. That will induce labor.
Who am I kidding? i don't know if it will or not but you get laid.
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fuck the shit out of her. That will induce labor.
Easier said than done. We'll leave it at that.
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Easier said than done. We'll leave it at that.
don't bruise the cranium.
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Easier said than done. We'll leave it at that.
Where there's a will, there's a lay.
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Easier said than done. We'll leave it at that.
Must just be you. I haven't had any problem.
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Must just be you. I haven't had any problem.
It doesn't count when you've been eye fucking her, Sani. Hell, you'd have multiple VD's if that was the case.
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It doesn't count when you've been eye fucking her, Sani. Hell, you'd have multiple VD's if that was the case.
So you are saying your wife has VD.
Got it.
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So you are saying your wife has VD.
Got it.
No no no...if you counted all the girls you've eye fucked as actual acts of sex, you would have contracted....
Fuck it. Yes, we own stock in Valtrex.
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No no no...if you counted all the girls you've eye fucked as actual acts of sex, you would have contracted....
Fuck it. Yes, we own stock in Valtrex.
i thought it was Vagasil but whatever.