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Pat Dye Field => The Flea Market => Topic started by: Snaggletiger on March 03, 2017, 08:28:46 PM
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Have 4 floor seats together for Friday March 17th at The Wharf in Orange Beach. Save the snide comments. I've seen him twice and if you're married,(Or take a date) the sex afterward will be worth the price of admission. Just drink beer heavily, watch the musicians and think of her riding you cowboy style later in the room.
PM me if you're too embarrassed.
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Just so I am clear, you are paying someone to take the tickets correct?
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Just so I am clear, you are paying someone to take the tickets correct?
He's offering great sex if you take him along as your date.
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He's offering great sex if you take him along as your date.
I thought that was pretty clear.
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Will Brett Elderedge be singing Go Cubs Go?
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He's offering great sex if you take him along as your date.
If I have to sit through that asparagus piss of a concert? I'm not going to want any sex.
And FWIW, I don't think I could be attracted to anything that got moist watching it.
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If I have to sit through that asparagus piss of a concert? I'm not going to want any sex.
And FWIW, I don't think I could be attracted to anything that got moist watching it.
Moist is moist, brother.
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If I have to sit through that asparagus piss of a concert? I'm not going to want any sex.
And FWIW, I don't think I could be attracted to anything that got moist watching it.
Why you no like snaggy?
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If I have to sit through that asparagus piss of a concert? I'm not going to want any sex.
And FWIW, I don't think I could be attracted to anything that got moist watching it.
I can understand not liking Luke Bryan or any country act. He's not my cup of java either by a long shot. It's for the skirt.
But this comment.^^^ That one in bold.^^^ Right up there.^^^ Words escape me.
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Moist is moist, brother.
You don't say much, frien, but when you do it's to the point and I salute you for it.
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I can understand not liking Luke Bryan or any country act. He's not my cup of java either by a long shot. It's for the skirt.
But this comment.^^^ That one in bold.^^^ Right up there.^^^ Words escape me.
I'm old. Compatibility at this point in my life is at least as important as anything else. I can't be compatible with either a Bama fan or a country music fan. Both are off my list regardless of hotness or anything else.
Deal breakers.
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I'm old. Compatibility at this point in my life is at least as important as anything else. I can't be compatible with either a Bama fan or a country music fan. Both are off my list regardless of hotness or anything else.
Deal breakers.
Not sure he was suggesting a relationship...maybe just a good fuck, perhaps anal.
Keep the blue pills handy though.
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I'm old. Compatibility at this point in my life is at least as important as anything else. I can't be compatible with either a Bama fan or a country music fan. Both are off my list regardless of hotness or anything else.
Deal breakers.
Agree.
But...
Not sure he was suggesting a relationship...maybe just a good fuck, perhaps anal.
Keep the blue pills handy though.
Also agree.
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Not sure he was suggesting a relationship...maybe just a good fuck, perhaps anal.
Keep the blue pills handy though.
Define good
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Define good
Complete.
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Complete.
If he does take hold, it's best just to let him finish
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Okay, let's review. I had 4 tickets for sale. So far:
War Eagle thinks I should pay to have someone take them off my hands.
PCT and Chinook think I'm asking one of you to go with me to the concert in exchange for butt secks.
Buzz hopes the opening act will sing a Cubs fight song.
And K and Wes have said that should the girl in ssgaufan's avatar tell either of them that Luke Bryan makes her moist and she wants to have a one night stand that includes an hours long game of cream the twinkie, they would decline due to age and compatibility issues.
Yeah, I sold the tickets already. But you guys are a bunch of weird sumbitches.
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Yeah, I sold the tickets already.
Fags
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Fags
I'll pass that along to her.
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Okay, let's review. I had 4 tickets for sale. So far:
War Eagle thinks I should pay to have someone take them off my hands.
PCT and Chinook think I'm asking one of you to go with me to the concert in exchange for butt secks.
Buzz hopes the opening act will sing a Cubs fight song.
And K and Wes have said that should the girl in ssgaufan's avatar tell either of them that Luke Bryan makes her moist and she wants to have a one night stand that includes an hours long game of cream the twinkie, they would decline due to age and compatibility issues.
Yeah, I sold the tickets already. But you guys are a bunch of weird sumbitches.
Cream the Twinkie. Mmmmm
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I'll pass that along to her.
Does she need a date for teh butt secks concert?
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Luke Bryan sounds pretty good in concert.
I don't know this from first hand experience. But when I had to go pick up my daughter form the security shack at Lakewood, I could hear him from the parking lot. Sounded pretty good!
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Okay, let's review. I had 4 tickets for sale. So far:
War Eagle thinks I should pay to have someone take them off my hands.
PCT and Chinook think I'm asking one of you to go with me to the concert in exchange for butt secks.
Buzz hopes the opening act will sing a Cubs fight song.
And K and Wes have said that should the girl in ssgaufan's avatar tell either of them that Luke Bryan makes her moist and she wants to have a one night stand that includes an hours long game of cream the twinkie, they would decline due to age and compatibility issues.
Yeah, I sold the tickets already. But you guys are a bunch of weird sumbitches.
There was so much more to add, but everyone else started piling on and it took the fun out of it for me.
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Luke Bryan sounds pretty good in concert.
I don't know this from first hand experience. But when I had to go pick up my daughter form the security shack at Lakewood, I could hear him from the parking lot. Sounded pretty good!
Sounds as awful and nasally in person as he does on a studio album?
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https://youtu.be/MAeiQpbbm0A
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Sounds as awful and nasally in person as he does on a studio album?
But, but he has the good stuff in his big, black, jacked up truck, rollin down 65 headed down a dirt road to the river with a girl in cut off jeans.
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But, but he has the good stuff in his big, black, jacked up truck, rollin down 65 headed down a dirt road to the river with a girl in cut off jeans.
Say it babe.
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But, but he has the good stuff in his big, black, jacked up truck, rollin down 65 headed down a dirt road to the river with a girl in cut off jeans.
Shake it for me country girl. While I'm Huntin and fishin and luvin everyday. Cause this is how we roll.
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Shake it for me country girl. While I'm Huntin and fishin and luvin everyday. Cause this is how we roll.
Cock of the walk, babe.
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Okay, let's review. I had 4 tickets for sale. So far:
War Eagle thinks I should pay to have someone take them off my hands.
PCT and Chinook think I'm asking one of you to go with me to the concert in exchange for butt secks.
Buzz hopes the opening act will sing a Cubs fight song.
And K and Wes have said that should the girl in ssgaufan's avatar tell either of them that Luke Bryan makes her moist and she wants to have a one night stand that includes an hours long game of cream the twinkie, they would decline due to age and compatibility issues.
Yeah, I sold the tickets already. But you guys are a bunch of weird sumbitches.
You can't read apparently.
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You can't read apparently.
Careful, the nutless wonder will either cut a bitch, or spike your warn meter.
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You can't read apparently.
No, I read correctly. K only said he wouldn't fuck a girl who liked country music due to compatibility issues and/or age. You agreed. He didn't suggest a relationship, Nook did. However, if said hot ass, country lovin' girl wanted a night of hide the salami in her pink taco or chocolate starfish, you'd need the blue pills.
Either way...
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No, I read correctly. K only said he wouldn't fuck a girl who liked country music due to compatibility issues and/or age. You agreed. He didn't suggest a relationship, Nook did. However, if said hot ass, country lovin' girl wanted a night of hide the salami in her pink taco or chocolate starfish, you'd need the blue pills.
Either way...
I'm too old to fuck somebody I don't like.
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I'm too old to fuck somebody I don't like.
That's not the way this works....that's not the way any of this works.
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That's not the way this works....that's not the way any of this works.
Finally. Some sanity in this thread.
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That's not the way this works....that's not the way any of this works.
I'm afraid my hit and run, spray and pray days are all in the rearview.
Don't even know how to begin that process any more
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I'm afraid my hit and run, spray and pray days are all in the rearview.
Don't even know how to begin that process any more
You just say...
Hey girl
I got somethin' real important to give you
So just sit down and listen
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I'm afraid my hit and run, spray and pray days are all in the rearview.
Don't even know how to begin that process any more
Hey there pretty girl, want to sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up?
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You just say...
Hey girl
I got somethin' real important to give you
So just sit down and listen
Cut a hole in a box.
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Cut a hole in a box.
Step 2...
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Step 2...
put your junk in that box
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put your junk in that box
3....
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3....
Make her open the box
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Make her open the box
And that's the way you do it.
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And that's the way you do it.
He is The Godfather.