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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Token on October 18, 2010, 10:30:28 PM
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So I've been doing kegel exercises for about a month now. The upside has proven to be magnificent, but the down side is much worse than the upside is better. I can't shit. No, really. It feels like I'm trying to squeeze a 58 Buick Roadmaster out of my ass. I mean, Christmas is getting close and I'd really like to surprise my wife with a prodigious amount of milky goodness across the bridge of her nose and into both eyes, but I don't want to be found dead on the john with a brain aneurysm.
Can I get a prescription for a few hundred epidurals? Or should I just start eating taco meat 3 times a day?
I did warn you.
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Only on the X!
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I have no answer for the main issue but let me say nothing says yule tide greetings like a shot across the bow.
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So I've been doing kegel exercises for about a month now. The upside has proven to be magnificent, but the down side is much worse than the upside is better. I can't shit. No, really. It feels like I'm trying to squeeze a 58 Buick Roadmaster out of my ass. I mean, Christmas is getting close and I'd really like to surprise my wife with a prodigious amount of milky goodness across the bridge of her nose and into both eyes, but I don't want to be found dead on the john with a brain aneurysm.
Can I get a prescription for a few hundred epidurals? Or should I just start eating taco meat 3 times a day?
I did warn you.
Some of the chili I made Saturday should do the trick.
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Oh, good, strong, hot coffee works too.
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Fiber. Have some yogurt in the morning and then lots of salad.
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Fiber. Have some yogurt in the morning and then lots of salad.
I am really getting sick of all these gay hijac....wait, what?
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Regularityability has never been my problem (As my family can attest) so I gots nothin' for ya'.
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Fiber. Have some yogurt in the morning and then lots of salad.
Oatmeal.
That stuff is miraculous.
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Try eating a bran muffin and some strong coffee for breakfast every day for a week.
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PLEASE tell me this is a riff off of some stupid movie...
Please...
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PLEASE tell me this is a riff off of some stupid movie...
Please...
It's not.
Toke try this now that the nights are getting cooler.
Taco Soup
2 lbs. hamburger
1 medium onion (cut up)
1 can red beans
1 can black beans
1 can pinto beans
1 can Rotel (I use original)
2 cans white corn
2 pkgs. Taco seasoning mix
2 pkgs. Ranch dressing mix
2 cups water
Brown hamburger meat with onion till done. Add all other ingredients (without draining) and let simmer. Serve with tostitos (or fritos), grated cheese and sour cream.
*Note: You can use any type of beans you like. I usually use only 2 cans of red beans.
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It's not.
Toke try this now that the nights are getting cooler.
Taco Soup
2 lbs. hamburger
1 medium onion (cut up)
1 can red beans
1 can black beans
1 can pinto beans
1 can Rotel (I use original)
2 cans white corn
2 pkgs. Taco seasoning mix
2 pkgs. Ranch dressing mix
2 cups water
Brown hamburger meat with onion till done. Add all other ingredients (without draining) and let simmer. Serve with tostitos (or fritos), grated cheese and sour cream.
*Note: You can use any type of beans you like. I usually use only 2 cans of red beans.
That sounds good, gonna give that one to Mrs. GF
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That sounds good, gonna give that one to Mrs. GF
it is. Gonna make it tonight myself.
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It's not.
Toke try this now that the nights are getting cooler.
Taco Soup
2 lbs. hamburger
1 medium onion (cut up)
1 can red beans
1 can black beans
1 can pinto beans
1 can Rotel (I use original)
2 cans white corn
2 pkgs. Taco seasoning mix
2 pkgs. Ranch dressing mix
2 cups water
Brown hamburger meat with onion till done. Add all other ingredients (without draining) and let simmer. Serve with tostitos (or fritos), grated cheese and sour cream.
*Note: You can use any type of beans you like. I usually use only 2 cans of red beans.
:shit:
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It's not.
Toke try this now that the nights are getting cooler.
Taco Soup
2 lbs. hamburger
1 medium onion (cut up)
1 can red beans
1 can black beans
1 can pinto beans
1 can Rotel (I use original)
2 cans white corn
2 pkgs. Taco seasoning mix
2 pkgs. Ranch dressing mix
2 cups water
Brown hamburger meat with onion till done. Add all other ingredients (without draining) and let simmer. Serve with tostitos (or fritos), grated cheese and sour cream.
*Note: You can use any type of beans you like. I usually use only 2 cans of red beans.
^^^This too^^^
Mrs. Killington usually makes this a couple of times throughout the winter. It is delicious and functional.
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A thread about dropping a growler goes viral in about 2 hours.
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That is an absolute wintertime favorite at my house. It also freezes very well - use the quart size freezer bags for any extra (lay them flat to freeze) - one quart bag will generally hold a single serving, so any leftovers can be saved and reheated as your colon dictates.
A friend of mine and I were talking about that recipe this weekend, and we wondered about substituting a cajan spice mix for the taco powder and making it a cajun bean soup... A package of taco seasoning is about 2.5 tablespoons - if you use two packages of taco seasoning, that's five tbsp - i don't know that I would put that many tablespoons of Tony Chachere's in there unless you use the low salt one. Maybe try two tbsp of Tony's and then add more to taste. Serve with fresh french bread instead of chips.
OH - be sure to drain the cans of corn.
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A cup of coffee and a cigarette will get your feces a flowin'.
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One word....Fleet.
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One word....Fleet.
Another word...Jumbo.
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Another word...Jumbo.
I couldn't possible get to him until next Tuesday.
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I couldn't possible get to him until next Tuesday.
That deep in it?
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That deep in it?
down to the elbow
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I couldn't possible get to him until next Tuesday.
I got your slack brother.
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Couple cups of coffee and an extra long chili cheese coney from Sonic. You're welcome.
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Castor Oil will make you blow out like the Deep Horizon.
(http://www.sterlingorganics.com/images/CastorOil.jpg)
:bar:
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(http://www.tigersx.com/images/crap.jpg)
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Damn.
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(http://www.tigersx.com/images/crap.jpg)
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Damn.
I am guessing that is a fark?
If so...that shit is funny...
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Eat all the cheese that you can get your hands on.
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Eat all the cheese that you can get your hands on.
I figured you would suggest eating at the Delta stews' company cafeteria.
Proven results.
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I figured you would suggest eating at the Delta stews' company cafeteria.
Proven results.
Vomit on ONE stewardess in mid shit, in an airplane bathroom, and no one lets you forget.
Damn you Al Gore and your interweb.
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Wait...wait..wait..kegel exercises work?
Next thing you'll say is that Extenze made your penis longer.
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Wait...wait..wait..kegel exercises work?
Next thing you'll say is that Extenze made your penis longer.
Don't judge me.
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Don't judge me.
Judge you?
My God, man. I'm not judging you. I'm hoping you confirm that both of them work so I can get started right away!
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Judge you?
My God, man. I'm not judging you. I'm hoping you confirm that both of them work so I can get started right away!
Workin' on dat money shot!
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One drop of Visine in a glass of water.......
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What's a kegel excercise?
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What's a kegel excercise?
I think the kegel is a muscle around the knee.
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I think the kegel is a muscle around the knee.
Cool. So Token's been doing squats?
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I think the kegel is a muscle around the knee.
Mine is.
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Mine is.
Isn't everybody's?
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One drop of Visine in a glass of water.......
Dangerous as fuck. Never do this...
http://www.snopes.com/medical/myths/visine.asp (http://www.snopes.com/medical/myths/visine.asp)
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Dangerous as fuck. Never do this...
http://www.snopes.com/medical/myths/visine.asp (http://www.snopes.com/medical/myths/visine.asp)
Glad we never killed anyone. This was a once a month prank at school.
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So, have you freckeld the bowl yet?
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Dangerous as fuck. Never do this...
http://www.snopes.com/medical/myths/visine.asp (http://www.snopes.com/medical/myths/visine.asp)
It's all fun and games until someone's core temp drops, and they go in to coma.
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It's all fun and games until someone's core temp drops, and they go in to coma.
The you break out the permanent magic markers.
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Damn Toke, you can't start a "Can't shit" thread and give no follow up. Droppin' a good growler is near and dear to every man's heart. Update?
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Damn Toke, you can't start a "Can't shit" thread and give no follow up. Droppin' a good growler is near and dear to every man's heart. Update?
I got an update...that fucking soup looked so good I made it that night, and I've been plugged up every since!
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I got an update...that fucking soup looked so good I made it that night, and I've been plugged up every since!
You must have gone heavy on the cheese.
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You must have gone heavy on the cheese.
or shoved a can up his ass.
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or shoved a can up his ass.
Yep, that would do it.
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Yep, that would do it.
That's uncanny.
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That's uncanny.
A can in the can is uncanny?
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Damn Toke, you can't start a "Can't shit" thread and give no follow up. Droppin' a good growler is near and dear to every man's heart. Update?
I was a little concerned. When I saw the first recipe go up, I thought for sure I was about to encounter an army of farking assholes. Luckily, I haven't been forced to delete my account.
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I was a little concerned. When I saw the first recipe go up, I thought for sure I was about to encounter an army of farking assholes. Luckily, I haven't been forced to delete my account.
We care
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We care
No, not we. Just you.
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No, not we. Just you.
A fucking lot.
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A fucking lot.
You say that like it's a bad thing.
No, not we. Just you.
:fu:
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A fucking lot.
About the Army, Navy, Air Force and Marines
About the SF, NY and LAPD.
It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it.
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Eat Cheese.....LOTS OF CHEESE.....for three days straight.
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Eat Cheese.....LOTS OF CHEESE.....for three days straight.
That's cheesy.
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Prowler do you do searches for threads that are 3 years old?
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Sometimes...when it's just me on the board (3am-6am). I'm da mutha fuckin' Prowler Bizitches!!!!