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Title: Lady Gaga... holy crap
Post by: Kaos on February 10, 2010, 09:09:05 AM
The music is annoying but stays in your head. 

But when she's not all freaked up in the crazy ass outfits, she's an ugly thing. 

On GMA right now in a basically normal look and  :puke: :puke:

Cindy Lauper looks like my great grandmother, too.
Title: Re: Lady Gaga... holy crap
Post by: GH2001 on February 10, 2010, 09:48:50 AM
The music is annoying but stays in your head. 

But when she's not all freaked up in the crazy ass outfits, she's an ugly thing. 

On GMA right now in a basically normal look and  :puke: :puke:

Cindy Lauper looks like my great grandmother, too.

Yeah - she gets her popularity off shock value and outrageous outfits. Hollow as far as talent. Can't believe this many people in the world buy this garbage. She is the kind of thing American Idol is built on - pure crap.
Title: Re: Lady Gaga... holy crap
Post by: Saniflush on February 10, 2010, 09:53:14 AM
This thread is worthless without pictures.
Title: Re: Lady Gaga... holy crap
Post by: Token on February 10, 2010, 09:59:46 AM
(https://s3.amazonaws.com/nova-photos/49208/medium_lady-gaga-without-make-up-21.jpg)

I disagree with the American Idol comment.  That show is as much looks as talent.  Lady Gaga wouldn't make it to Hollywood.  That bitch is ferocious.  
Title: Re: Lady Gaga... holy crap
Post by: Kaos on February 10, 2010, 10:12:48 AM
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/large/64479998.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0ZRYP5X5F6FSMBCCSE82&Expires=1265815710&Signature=r6wANdGVlQ7HcCnKP96mzKQXaPI%3D)

She looks better in this picture than she did while on the screen in hd. 

Blech...
Title: Re: Lady Gaga... holy crap
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 10, 2010, 10:26:04 AM
Was she showing off her disco stick?
Title: Re: Lady Gaga... holy crap
Post by: Token on February 10, 2010, 10:28:56 AM
Was she showing off her disco stick?

Her muffin doesn't have a stump.
Title: Re: Lady Gaga... holy crap
Post by: Mr. Sensible on February 10, 2010, 10:31:10 AM
Check out Ke$ha - music: http://www.myspace.com/kesha (http://www.myspace.com/kesha)

(http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00941/Ke_ha_941411a.jpg)
Title: Re: Lady Gaga... holy crap
Post by: Token on February 10, 2010, 10:34:12 AM
Check out Ke$ha - music: http://www.myspace.com/kesha (http://www.myspace.com/kesha)

(http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00941/Ke_ha_941411a.jpg)

She doesn't look very much like P Diddy.
Title: Re: Lady Gaga... holy crap
Post by: Godfather on February 10, 2010, 10:40:11 AM
Check out Cascada

(http://www.thehypefactor.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/cascada-evacuate-the-dancefloor.jpg)
Title: Re: Lady Gaga... holy crap
Post by: AWK on February 10, 2010, 10:42:58 AM
Kesha looks like she has the chance to be hot, but I foresee her getting hooked on the smack or something.   
Title: Re: Lady Gaga... holy crap
Post by: Kaos on February 10, 2010, 10:44:34 AM
Kesha looks like she has the chance to be hot, but I foresee her getting hooked on the smack or something.   

She looks 12. 

What's next, nude shots of Miley? No thanks.  I'm avoiding this thread from here on out.
Title: Re: Lady Gaga... holy crap
Post by: AWK on February 10, 2010, 10:45:15 AM
Check out Cascada

(http://www.thehypefactor.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/cascada-evacuate-the-dancefloor.jpg)
Autotune for the win...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uDixD4tXXU# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uDixD4tXXU#)
Title: Re: Lady Gaga... holy crap
Post by: Godfather on February 10, 2010, 10:57:31 AM
Autotune for the win...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uDixD4tXXU# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uDixD4tXXU#)
Holy shit...can you say horseface. I would say airbrushing for the win.
Title: Re: Lady Gaga... holy crap
Post by: Token on February 10, 2010, 10:58:50 AM
Holy shit...can you say horseface. I would say airbrushing for the win.

Horseface or not, I bet she can take it like a champ.
Title: Re: Lady Gaga... holy crap
Post by: Jumbo on February 10, 2010, 11:04:46 AM
Check out Cascada

(http://www.thehypefactor.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/cascada-evacuate-the-dancefloor.jpg)
She's smokin', I'm addicted to the sound.
Title: Re: Lady Gaga... holy crap
Post by: Godfather on February 10, 2010, 11:07:53 AM
She's smokin', I'm addicted to the sound.
You should let her take you underground.
Title: Re: Lady Gaga... holy crap
Post by: AWK on February 10, 2010, 11:22:48 AM
Fun fact of the day.

Natalie Horler (Cascada) is German born, but both of her parents are British.  She speaks English without a german accent, but also can speak fluent German.  The other two DJ's in her "band" are German.  I am surprised they don't like Hasselhoff.
Title: Re: Lady Gaga... holy crap
Post by: Mr. Sensible on February 10, 2010, 11:38:26 AM
Kesha looks like she has the chance to be hot, but I foresee her getting hooked on the smack or something.   

Ke$ha is what would happen to Taylor Swift if she didn't have super involved parents or she started partying with Melissa Joan Hart. (For those who don't know, MJH is the one who introduced Brittney Spears to clubbing.)
Title: Re: Lady Gaga... holy crap
Post by: wesfau2 on February 10, 2010, 11:44:36 AM
You know how I know all of you fuckers are gay?
Title: Re: Lady Gaga... holy crap
Post by: Godfather on February 10, 2010, 11:47:36 AM
Cause I have a bumper sticker that says I like it when balls hit my chin?
Title: Re: Lady Gaga... holy crap
Post by: wesfau2 on February 10, 2010, 11:48:45 AM
Cause I have a bumper sticker that says I like it when balls hit my chin?

That's the first clue.
Title: Re: Lady Gaga... holy crap
Post by: Mr. Sensible on February 10, 2010, 12:00:21 PM
That's the first clue.

And the second, Perry Mason?
Title: Re: Lady Gaga... holy crap
Post by: Jumbo on February 10, 2010, 12:50:07 PM
I love teh dance and balls.
Title: Re: Lady Gaga... holy crap
Post by: Saniflush on February 10, 2010, 12:52:54 PM
And the second, Perry Mason?

Where this thread has gone.
Title: Re: Lady Gaga... holy crap
Post by: wesfau2 on February 10, 2010, 02:07:28 PM
Where this thread has gone.

Look at the big brain on Brett.
Title: Re: Lady Gaga... holy crap
Post by: Godfather on February 10, 2010, 02:11:38 PM
Look at the big brain on Brett.
What country are you from?
Title: Re: Lady Gaga... holy crap
Post by: wesfau2 on February 10, 2010, 02:13:31 PM
What country are you from?

"What" ain't no motherfuckin country I ever heard of.  They speak English in "What"?
Title: Re: Lady Gaga... holy crap
Post by: chinook on February 10, 2010, 03:27:57 PM
"What" ain't no motherfuckin country I ever heard of.  They speak English in "What"?

"What?"
Title: Re: Lady Gaga... holy crap
Post by: Mr. Sensible on February 10, 2010, 04:26:25 PM
"What?"

Say what again? I dare you!

(http://www.theaspectratio.net/quiz-jackson.jpg)

Can I get this as an emoticon?
Title: Re: Lady Gaga... holy crap
Post by: Kaos on February 10, 2010, 04:40:37 PM
Look at the big brain on Brett.

I always thought it was Brad.  Thanks for the enlightenment. 
Title: Re: Lady Gaga... holy crap
Post by: Tiger Wench on February 10, 2010, 05:33:40 PM
(https://s3.amazonaws.com/nova-photos/49208/medium_lady-gaga-without-make-up-21.jpg)

I disagree with the American Idol comment.  That show is as much looks as talent.  Lady Gaga wouldn't make it to Hollywood.  That bitch is ferocious.  
Oh please.  There are chicks in that Mugshots thread that are a THOUSAND times more hideous and yet you guys think they are doable. 

Plus, GagGag is a no shit classically trained pianist.  At least she has a talent/skill.  How she chooses to employ it is up to her - but she IS making shit loads of $$$$ doing her thing, probably more than she would make working like most classically trained pianists in some steakhouse or dinner theater for tips.
Title: Re: Lady Gaga... holy crap
Post by: Token on February 10, 2010, 06:36:51 PM
Oh please.  There are chicks in that Mugshots thread that are a THOUSAND times more hideous and yet you guys think they are doable. 

Plus, GagGag is a no shit classically trained pianist.  At least she has a talent/skill.  How she chooses to employ it is up to her - but she IS making shit loads of $$$$ doing her thing, probably more than she would make working like most classically trained pianists in some steakhouse or dinner theater for tips.

And that's another reason she isn't a good example of the American idol era.  She isn't cover model gorgeous and she's still selling a shitload of records.   

Title: Re: Lady Gaga... holy crap
Post by: BZ770 on February 10, 2010, 07:02:21 PM
(http://www.billboard.com/photos/stylus/103803-lady_gaga_617_409.jpg)

This was the cleanest photo I found of her.  She has a large Beaker. She reminds me of Madonna circa Vogue and Express Yourself days.
Title: Re: Lady Gaga... holy crap
Post by: AUTiger1 on February 10, 2010, 11:50:14 PM
(http://www.billboard.com/photos/stylus/103803-lady_gaga_617_409.jpg)

This was the cleanest photo I found of her.  She has a large Beaker. She reminds me of Madonna circa Vogue and Express Yourself days.

Kinda reminds me of a blond Cher.
Title: Re: Lady Gaga... holy crap
Post by: Saniflush on February 11, 2010, 07:19:14 AM
Oh please.  There are chicks in that Mugshots thread that are a THOUSAND times more hideous and yet you guys think they are doable. 

Plus, GagGag is a no shit classically trained pianist.  At least she has a talent/skill.  How she chooses to employ it is up to her - but she IS making shit loads of $$$$ doing her thing, probably more than she would make working like most classically trained pianists in some steakhouse or dinner theater for tips.

Hard for me to say until I saw the goods but I am gonna say right now I'ld fuck her.
Title: Re: Lady Gaga... holy crap
Post by: CCTAU on February 11, 2010, 09:14:15 AM
Oh please.  There are chicks in that Mugshots thread that are a THOUSAND times more hideous and yet you guys think they are doable.  

Plus, GagGag is a no shit classically trained pianist.  At least she has a talent/skill.  How she chooses to employ it is up to her - but she IS making shit loads of $$$$ doing her thing, probably more than she would make working like most classically trained pianists in some steakhouse or dinner theater for tips.

I got a classically trained penis too. And I'm not making near the money she makes.

While I would not hump her with a ten foot pole and Sani pushing, she does it for some folks. Ugly's gotta have love too.
Title: Re: Lady Gaga... holy crap
Post by: Saniflush on February 11, 2010, 10:11:23 AM
I got a classically trained penis too. And I'm not making near the money she makes.

While I would not hump her with a ten foot pole and Sani pushing, she does it for some folks. Ugly's gotta have love too.
ugly and fat women are much more appreciative.

Fact - shark week
Title: Re: Lady Gaga... holy crap
Post by: wesfau2 on February 11, 2010, 10:13:10 AM
ugly and fat women are much more appreciative.

Fact - shark week

You know why fat girls give the best head?


Because they have to.
Title: Re: Lady Gaga... holy crap
Post by: Godfather on February 11, 2010, 11:23:34 AM
You know why fat girls give the best head?


Because they have to.
I though it was because it reminded them of eating a hot dog.
Title: Re: Lady Gaga... holy crap
Post by: wesfau2 on February 11, 2010, 11:35:26 AM
I though it was because it reminded them of eating a hot dog.

One of my law school roommates swore that it is due to an oral fixation. 

He had quite the case built.  I was almost swayed by his argument.  Then I remembered:  it's just cuz they have to.
Title: Re: Lady Gaga... holy crap
Post by: Lurking Tiger on February 16, 2010, 11:47:31 AM
One of my law school roommates swore that it is due to an oral fixation. 

He had quite the case built.  I was almost swayed by his argument.  Then I remembered:  it's just cuz they have to.

Either way.
Title: Re: Lady Gaga... holy crap
Post by: Token on September 09, 2010, 03:24:45 PM
Looks, genre, talent aside.  I have a hard time not liking someone who would dress in all red meat.  It's safe to say that PETA will be at her next concert.

(http://www.thecelebritytruth.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/lady-gaga-VOGUE.jpg)
Title: Re: Lady Gaga... holy crap
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 09, 2010, 03:33:23 PM
She's not that ugly face on... but when she hits profile... Holy bejebus... whatta schnoz!

At least by wearing red meat she guarantees that dogs and hyenas will want to play with her.

And I like her music - it's just fun.
Title: Re: Lady Gaga... holy crap
Post by: AUTiger1 on September 09, 2010, 03:54:14 PM
Looks, genre, talent aside.  I have a hard time not liking someone who would dress in all red meat.  It's safe to say that PETA will be at her next concert.

(http://www.thecelebritytruth.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/lady-gaga-VOGUE.jpg)

Yeah, they have already started bitching about it.
Title: Re: Lady Gaga... holy crap
Post by: chinook on September 09, 2010, 05:12:15 PM
Looks, genre, talent aside.  I have a hard time not liking someone who would dress in all red meat.  It's safe to say that PETA will be at her next concert.

(http://www.thecelebritytruth.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/lady-gaga-VOGUE.jpg)



something tells me thrilla has a copy on his coffee table or is that a chabu-dai...hmmm?
Title: Re: Lady Gaga... holy crap
Post by: War Eagle!!! on September 09, 2010, 11:41:58 PM
This woman has never looked this good. Major touch up involved here...