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War Damn Eagle / Hello2131241234
« Last post by Tumermix on Today at 04:34:38 AM »
Hello.
 
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Haley Center Basement / Re: Dad Jokes, Puns, Dis’s
« Last post by WiregrassTiger on May 25, 2024, 11:41:05 PM »
My grandparents survived both Hiroshima and Nagasaki. 


They were in Alabama so that probably played a part.
Is this where the affinity for naked Asian chicks started?
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War Damn Eagle / Re: Brian Battie
« Last post by WiregrassTiger on May 25, 2024, 11:38:12 PM »
I heard that he wear a condom when he masterbates.
He wore two N95’s during Covid but they only coverd his mouth. He was one of those dumb fucks who left their honker outside of the mask.
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Haley Center Basement / Re: Dad Jokes, Puns, Dis’s
« Last post by Kaos on May 25, 2024, 08:01:21 PM »
My grandparents survived both Hiroshima and Nagasaki. 


They were in Alabama so that probably played a part.
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Haley Center Basement / Re: Kaos' way behind movie reviews
« Last post by Kaos on May 25, 2024, 05:27:45 PM »
Hooper

It’s been a long time since I watched this movie. Reynolds was at his wise-cracking, gum snapping, self aware best. Sally Field was at the top of her redneck hotness. 

It wasn’t a movie that made some kind of social statement.  It didn’t expose some deeper truth. 

Burt and his friends just had fun romping through scene after scene. 

This movie came out after he’d passed on (or been passed over for) roles in Godfather, James Bond, Star Wars, and Cuckoo’s Nest (he’d famously pass on Pretty Woman) later.

No, it wasn’t a cinematic masterpiece. But I got the impression Reynolds was having fun every moment he was on the screen.  Maybe that’s what matters.  He made it enjoyable to watch.

I think he could have been one of the greatest actors of all time. He had that capacity.  He chose instead to enjoy himself and laugh that ridiculous laugh all the way to the bank.

I like this one more than Bandit.

EDIT TO ADD: I forgot this was the one filmed a good bit in Tuscaloosa.  I was a kid but remember seeing it and Burt from a distance.
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War Damn Eagle / Re: Brian Battie
« Last post by War Damn Six on May 25, 2024, 05:03:14 PM »
He’s the kind of guy that puts on work gloves to run his electric weedeater. And wears a Tyvek coveralls to spray weed killer.

Exposure to cancer causing chemicals shows manhood.

I heard that he wear a condom when he masterbates. 
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War Damn Eagle / Re: Turn Out the Lights
« Last post by War Damn Six on May 25, 2024, 05:01:20 PM »
And long snappers and porn.

You had me at hello.
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The SGA / Re: What would it take?
« Last post by Kaos on May 25, 2024, 04:26:09 PM »
Fuck all the way off.  All the skirting and flirting with Nazi language by this campaign isn't a fucking accident.

You know what?  I’m not going to let you get away with this. Let’s prove once and for all that you are a diaper-wearing liberal who responds only emotionally and is completely disassociated from the truth when Trump is involved. 

You are clearly referring to the “unified reich” hoax here.  It was fed to you by Mourning Joe, Madcow, Joyless Reid, and the networks.  You did no research.  You didn’t bother to determine the veracity.  Your mind was already made up. So you parrot their nonsense. 

They made a fool of you

1.  He never said it.  2. It was a piece of an actual headline from a 100-year old pre WW1 newspaper you can buy as a video background when creating digital content.  It’s stock footage. 3. It wasn’t his ad. He saw it, liked it, forwarded it.  4. The words are in there for a millisecond and unrelated to anything said in the ad.

You won’t respond because you have become a simpering Karen without the capacity to look at anything objectively. 
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War Damn Eagle / Re: Brian Battie
« Last post by WiregrassTiger on May 25, 2024, 03:58:09 PM »
Keep telling yourself that, granola.
He’s the kind of guy that puts on work gloves to run his electric weedeater. And wears a Tyvek coveralls to spray weed killer.

Exposure to cancer causing chemicals shows manhood.
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Haley Center Basement / Re: Life's Little Quirks
« Last post by WiregrassTiger on May 25, 2024, 03:51:59 PM »
Installed a bidet for my pregnant bride this evening and gave it a whirl. K has won me over.
I have a little Guatemalan maid for this. Very cheap. That’s one positive about Biden’s pourous border.
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