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Title: Hmmm...the bammers are handing out someone's phone number....
Post by: The Prowler on February 01, 2010, 11:13:13 PM
Shon Coleman's....LMAO!!!!!

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Kingpin
Posted February 01, 2010 08:38 PM 
I got it from a friend of mine who is in the telecommunications business.

I've tried to call the number several times, but he isn't answering yet. I've left him some messages telling him how much we want him to come to Bama.

He seems like a nice person. I almost met him when he was in town on an official visit last week. I wanted to get his autogaph, but his mom wouldn't let me talk to him. She seemed like a nice person also, but she's overprotective.

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Kingpin
You're welcome.

Everyone that has it, don't forget to give him a big "Roll Tide" before you hang up.

And be nice and polite to his mom if she answers.

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Coach Saban needs our help now more than ever. We have to be part of the process. And I'm being part of the process by making sure Shon knows how much we care.

Thanks for the PM's guys. I'm sending the number out to you as fast as I can.

The Dude OG had a very good idea. You may also want to pretend to be an Auburn fan and try to make him mad at Auburn. It's your choice, really. Whatever you think you'd be better at.

You can try both if you want. But make sure your Alabama fan voice is different from your Auburn fan voice and that you are calling from two different numbers. I'm just going to call as a Bama fan, though.

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Title: Re: Hmmm...the bammers are handing out someone's phone number....
Post by: Kaos on February 01, 2010, 11:16:36 PM
Shon Coleman's....LMAO!!!!!

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

http://forums.tidesports.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/3631098265/m/7751065469 (http://forums.tidesports.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/3631098265/m/7751065469)

That qualifies as the most pathetic thing I've ever seen in my life.  

If that's really happening -- and it's a big if -- you'd have to think it would backfire more than anything.  Would you want to get a bunch of calls on your cell from random redneck assholes you don't know trying to help you make one of the biggest decisions of your life?  

That's the douchiest move ever.  

He "almost met him..."  What the fuck is that?  I almost met Abraham Lincoln, too.  I went to Washington, but he was already dead.  Seemed like a nice guy, though. 
Title: Re: Hmmm...the bammers are handing out someone's phone number....
Post by: The Prowler on February 01, 2010, 11:22:01 PM
That qualifies as the most pathetic thing I've ever seen in my life.  

If that's really happening -- and it's a big if -- you'd have to think it would backfire more than anything.  Would you want to get a bunch of calls on your cell from random redneck assholes you don't know trying to help you make one of the biggest decisions of your life?  

That's the douchiest move ever.  

He "almost met him..."  What the fuck is that?  I almost met Abraham Lincoln, too.  I went to Washington, but he was already dead.  Seemed like a nice guy, though. 
Yeah, besides the fact that it's an NCAA Violation.
Title: Re: Hmmm...the bammers are handing out someone's phone number....
Post by: AWK on February 01, 2010, 11:26:25 PM
That qualifies as the most pathetic thing I've ever seen in my life.  

If that's really happening -- and it's a big if -- you'd have to think it would backfire more than anything.  Would you want to get a bunch of calls on your cell from random redneck assholes you don't know trying to help you make one of the biggest decisions of your life?  

That's the douchiest move ever.  

He "almost met him..."  What the fuck is that?  I almost met Abraham Lincoln, too.  I went to Washington, but he was already dead.  Seemed like a nice guy, though.
I rofl'ed.
Title: Re: Hmmm...the bammers are handing out someone's phone number....
Post by: Jumbo on February 01, 2010, 11:29:11 PM
That qualifies as the most pathetic thing I've ever seen in my life.  

If that's really happening -- and it's a big if -- you'd have to think it would backfire more than anything.  Would you want to get a bunch of calls on your cell from random redneck assholes you don't know trying to help you make one of the biggest decisions of your life?  

That's the douchiest move ever.  

He "almost met him..."  What the fuck is that?  I almost met Abraham Lincoln, too.  I went to Washington, but he was already dead.  Seemed like a nice guy, though. 
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Title: Re: Hmmm...the bammers are handing out someone's phone number....
Post by: wreckingball on February 02, 2010, 12:10:07 AM
Yeah, besides the fact that it's an NCAA Violation.
Almost meeting Abraham Lincoln is an NCAA Violation?
Title: Re: Hmmm...the bammers are handing out someone's phone number....
Post by: Vandy Vol on February 02, 2010, 12:13:01 AM
Almost meeting Abraham Lincoln is an NCAA Violation?

Only if you're Nicolas Cage and your plan is to steal the corpse of Abraham Lincoln and explore his rectal cavity for the lost document containing phone numbers for recruits.
Title: Re: Hmmm...the bammers are handing out someone's phone number....
Post by: wreckingball on February 02, 2010, 12:29:11 AM
Only if you're Nicolas Cage and your plan is to steal the corpse of Abraham Lincoln and explore his rectal cavity for the lost document containing phone numbers for recruits.
I bet you could sing that like an angel.
Title: Re: Hmmm...the bammers are handing out someone's phone number....
Post by: djsimp on February 02, 2010, 12:30:24 AM
I have actually heard this elsewhere. Not the Abraham Lincoln thing, but these dipshits calling up Coleman and harassing him. Is this the same folks handing out Major Applewhites digits so all dipshit bammers could call him at 3:00 in the morning to harass him?
Title: Re: Hmmm...the bammers are handing out someone's phone number....
Post by: AUChizad on February 02, 2010, 12:46:14 AM
Why do they need to resort to these parlor tricks?

This kingpin guy is the same guy that divulged Saban's diabolical plot to let Coleman be a 3* early so he could toy with us barners until the moment was right.
Title: Re: Hmmm...the bammers are handing out someone's phone number....
Post by: No Huddle on February 02, 2010, 05:52:36 AM
Kingpin is a disgrace.
Title: Re: Hmmm...the bammers are handing out someone's phone number....
Post by: Mr. Sensible on February 02, 2010, 07:51:23 AM
Kingpin Birmingham is a disgrace.

Fixed his name for you.
Title: Re: Hmmm...the bammers are handing out someone's phone number....
Post by: RWS on February 02, 2010, 07:57:20 AM
Its always best to ignore anything Kingpin says. He posts stupid shit on a weekly basis to dupe fans on both sides of the line. Total moron.