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Title: In Memory of Paul Bryant (September 11, 1913 – January 26, 1983)
Post by: Birmingham on January 26, 2010, 03:56:13 PM
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Predictable Auburn fan posting picture of corpse in a houndstooth hat in 3...2...1...
Title: Re: In Memory of Paul Bryant (September 11, 1913 – January 26, 1983)
Post by: Mr. Sensible on January 26, 2010, 03:58:53 PM
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Title: Re: In Memory of Paul Bryant (September 11, 1913 – January 26, 1983)
Post by: Mr. Sensible on January 26, 2010, 04:01:52 PM
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Title: Re: In Memory of Paul Bryant (September 11, 1913 – January 26, 1983)
Post by: Birmingham on January 26, 2010, 04:05:34 PM
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DING DING DING.... we have a winner!  Mr. Predictable wins.[quote author=Mr. Cynical
Title: Re: In Memory of Paul Bryant (September 11, 1913 – January 26, 1983)
Post by: Kaos on January 26, 2010, 04:07:23 PM
That reminds me. I need to take a shit. Which way is Elmwood?
Title: Re: In Memory of Paul Bryant (September 11, 1913 – January 26, 1983)
Post by: AUsweetheart on January 26, 2010, 04:08:29 PM
Oh shit, he's dead?

Somebody get on the horn, nobody in Tuscaloosa knows that yet.
Title: Re: In Memory of Paul Bryant (September 11, 1913 – January 26, 1983)
Post by: Birmingham on January 26, 2010, 04:08:59 PM
Good decision, Jade.  I didn't think it was an awful comment but it would've been used against you somewhere down the road.
Title: Re: In Memory of Paul Bryant (September 11, 1913 – January 26, 1983)
Post by: jadennis on January 26, 2010, 04:12:19 PM
Good decision, Jade.  I didn't think it was an awful comment but it would've been used against you somewhere down the road.

Yeah, I saw the date and the reference jumped into my head, but then I thought trivializing something that serious wasn't a good idea.

Title: Re: In Memory of Paul Bryant (September 11, 1913 – January 26, 1983)
Post by: Birmingham on January 26, 2010, 04:14:48 PM
I'm sure none of you guys would remember a coach who provided this much jewelry to Auburn.  Over 600 men are National Champions because of him.  That's called creating a legacy and men with legacies get remembered.  
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4063/4307567558_ed37684e35_o.jpg)
Title: Re: In Memory of Paul Bryant (September 11, 1913 – January 26, 1983)
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 26, 2010, 04:15:26 PM
Thanks for reminding me that I need to download the pictures from my phone sometime soon.  I have a pic of him from back in November.  He looks remarkably well.
Title: Re: In Memory of Paul Bryant (September 11, 1913 – January 26, 1983)
Post by: jadennis on January 26, 2010, 04:18:18 PM
I'm sure none of you guys would remember a coach who provided this much jewelry to Auburn.  Over 600 men are National Champions because of him.  That's called creating a legacy and men with legacies get remembered.  
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4063/4307567558_ed37684e35_o.jpg)

Alert security, someone must have stolen the other 4 rings.
Title: Re: In Memory of Paul Bryant (September 11, 1913 – January 26, 1983)
Post by: jadennis on January 26, 2010, 04:22:38 PM
Thanks for reminding me that I need to download the pictures from my phone sometime soon.  I have a pic of him from back in November.  He looks remarkably well.

Is this him?

(http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/uglypan.jpg)
Title: Re: In Memory of Paul Bryant (September 11, 1913 – January 26, 1983)
Post by: Birmingham on January 26, 2010, 04:23:17 PM
Alert security, someone must have stolen the other 4 rings.


???  Ummmm, what the hell is it you're attempting to talk about?  

FYI, these are Bears rings.
Title: Re: In Memory of Paul Bryant (September 11, 1913 – January 26, 1983)
Post by: Birmingham on January 26, 2010, 04:23:55 PM
Houndstooth wasn't always his style.

(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4010/4307620452_da664034d6_o.jpg)
Title: Re: In Memory of Paul Bryant (September 11, 1913 – January 26, 1983)
Post by: GH2001 on January 26, 2010, 04:26:59 PM
Houndstooth wasn't always his style.

(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4010/4307620452_da664034d6_o.jpg)

That pic was right before he started beating the shit out of those boys at Aggie.

Heat Stroke?? Those are for pussies boy.
Title: Re: In Memory of Paul Bryant (September 11, 1913 – January 26, 1983)
Post by: Birmingham on January 26, 2010, 04:28:24 PM
That pic was right before he started beating the poop out of those boys at Aggie.

Heat Stroke?? Those are for pussies boy.

Mike Leach says nothing happened in Junction.
Title: Re: In Memory of Paul Bryant (September 11, 1913 – January 26, 1983)
Post by: jadennis on January 26, 2010, 04:44:56 PM

???  Ummmm, what the hell is it you're attempting to talk about?  

FYI, these are Bears rings.

My bad, what I meant to say was....

Call security, tell them that Alabama stole four of those rings!

1964 - Arkansas 11-0, Alabama 10-1 with their loss to Texas(who Arkansas had beaten) in the Sugar Bowl.
1965 - Alabama 9-1-1, Michigan State, Nebraska, and Arkansas were all 10-1.
1973 - 11-1 after losing to Notre Dame in the Sugar Bowl...finished 4th in the AP poll.
1978 - 11-1 with a loss to 12-1 USC.

Settle down, and don't bother rebutting, I'm just messin' with you.
Title: Re: In Memory of Paul Bryant (September 11, 1913 – January 26, 1983)
Post by: AWK on January 26, 2010, 05:11:20 PM
Guys, we can't give him shit.  We have to remember all those threads we started to remember Shug Jordan's birthday and date of death... and John Heisman... and Jesus Christ...
Title: Re: In Memory of Paul Bryant (September 11, 1913 – January 26, 1983)
Post by: Pell City Tiger on January 26, 2010, 05:26:38 PM
Fuck that whiskey swilling, cigarette smoking, wife beating, low down, high smelling dead son of a bitch. I hope a flea bitten dog shits on his grave, and a homeless crackhead pisses on his tombstone.
Title: Re: In Memory of Paul Bryant (September 11, 1913 – January 26, 1983)
Post by: Pell City Tiger on January 26, 2010, 05:29:08 PM
9/11 signifies 2 tragic days for this country; the terrorist attack and the day this motherfucker was born.
Title: Re: In Memory of Paul Bryant (September 11, 1913 – January 26, 1983)
Post by: jadennis on January 26, 2010, 05:39:15 PM
The current Bear after a visit with Finebaum....

(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/11/1111_saban.jpg)
Title: Re: In Memory of Paul Bryant (September 11, 1913 – January 26, 1983)
Post by: The Prowler on January 26, 2010, 05:42:32 PM
Here's the picture you're wanting.....

(http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm42/theprowler64/Slinky.jpg?t=1264545549)
Title: Re: In Memory of Paul Bryant (September 11, 1913 – January 26, 1983)
Post by: The Prowler on January 26, 2010, 05:45:24 PM
No wait, here it is....

(http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm42/theprowler64/FatAssatthebammerMulletToss.jpg?t=1264545866)
Title: Re: In Memory of Paul Bryant (September 11, 1913 – January 26, 1983)
Post by: AUChizad on January 26, 2010, 05:45:39 PM
Thanks for reminding me that I need to download the pictures from my phone sometime soon.  I have a pic of him from back in November.  He looks remarkably well.
Doesn't look a day over dead for 20 years.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v343/Chizad-Lappy/deadbahr.jpg)
Title: Re: In Memory of Paul Bryant (September 11, 1913 – January 26, 1983)
Post by: The Prowler on January 26, 2010, 05:47:01 PM
(http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm42/theprowler64/AUBearGuys-1.jpg?t=1264545983)
Title: Re: In Memory of Paul Bryant (September 11, 1913 – January 26, 1983)
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on January 26, 2010, 05:48:40 PM
The current Bear after a visit with Finebaum....

(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/11/1111_saban.jpg)

Actually, RWS swooped in within minutes with his knowledge of men's bammer asses and pointed out that this particular ass belongs to Kirby Smart.  RWS knows.  
Title: Re: In Memory of Paul Bryant (September 11, 1913 – January 26, 1983)
Post by: DnATL on January 26, 2010, 06:39:11 PM
Actually, RWS swooped in within minutes with his knowledge of men's bammer asses and pointed out that this particular ass belongs to Kirby Smart.  RWS knows.  
Duh - everybody knows that dwarfs like $aban have short arms relative to their torsos, so short they can't even wipe their own ass - obviously that pic is not $aban
Title: Re: In Memory of Paul Bryant (September 11, 1913 – January 26, 1983)
Post by: Birmingham on January 26, 2010, 07:32:31 PM
Duh - everybody knows that dwarfs like $aban have short arms relative to their torsos, so short they can't even wipe their own ass - obviously that pic is not $aban

And Chizik?

(http://media.al.com/huntsville-times-sports/photo/saban-chizik-9163aca3f9e0db6e_large.jpg)
Title: Re: In Memory of Paul Bryant (September 11, 1913 – January 26, 1983)
Post by: AWK on January 26, 2010, 07:43:17 PM
And Chizik?

(http://media.al.com/huntsville-times-sports/photo/saban-chizik-9163aca3f9e0db6e_large.jpg)
You know why they're laughing?  Because Saban is on a step stool.
Title: Re: In Memory of Paul Bryant (September 11, 1913 – January 26, 1983)
Post by: Birmingham on January 26, 2010, 08:00:29 PM
And Chizik's riding a horse.
Title: Re: In Memory of Paul Bryant (September 11, 1913 – January 26, 1983)
Post by: The Prowler on January 26, 2010, 08:00:39 PM
You know why they're laughing?  Because Saban is on a step stool.
And Coach Chizik still has to lean down to be even height with Coach Sheban's hair.
Title: Re: In Memory of Paul Bryant (September 11, 1913 – January 26, 1983)
Post by: Birmingham on January 26, 2010, 09:36:50 PM
And Coach Chizik still has to lean down to be even height with the best hair in the NCAA.

fixed
Title: Re: In Memory of Paul Bryant (September 11, 1913 – January 26, 1983)
Post by: ibelonginprison on January 26, 2010, 09:46:20 PM
Oh shit, he's dead?

Somebody get on the horn, nobody in Tuscaloosa knows that yet.

+1000 internets to you.
Title: Re: In Memory of Paul Bryant (September 11, 1913 – January 26, 1983)
Post by: jadennis on January 26, 2010, 09:48:45 PM
IB, where you been bro?  You've missed....well, nothing.  Never mind...carry on.
Title: Re: In Memory of Paul Bryant (September 11, 1913 – January 26, 1983)
Post by: AWK on January 27, 2010, 02:21:43 AM
IB, where you been bro?  You've missed....well, nothing.  Never mind...carry on.
He violated his parole.
Title: Re: In Memory of Paul Bryant (September 11, 1913 – January 26, 1983)
Post by: Kaos on January 27, 2010, 10:39:24 AM
Houndstooth wasn't always his style.

(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4010/4307620452_da664034d6_o.jpg)

(http://11.media.tumblr.com/7iowCqt98jske3dwIrWCfOCgo1_400.jpg)

I knew that black guy was a replacement.  Thanks for proving it. 

Now, on to reality.  If you knew anything about the true character of the men who led our programs you'd hang your head in shame and not post that picture. 

Bear Bryant:
Following the bombing of Pearl Harbor, Bryant joined the United States Navy. He served off North Africa, seeing no combat action.

Shug Jordan
During World War II, Jordan saw significant action in North Africa and Sicily before being wounded in the invasion of Normandy and receiving a Purple Heart and the Bronze Star. He continued in action in the Pacific theater after recovering. Jordan served in every major invasion of World War II in which the U.S. Army played a role (North Africa, Sicily, Normandy and Okinawa).


Ralph Shug Jordan was ten times the man Bryant was. And in the grand scheme of things, what really matters?
Title: Re: In Memory of Paul Bryant (September 11, 1913 – January 26, 1983)
Post by: AUChizad on January 27, 2010, 10:56:32 AM
Houndstooth wasn't always his style.

(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4010/4307620452_da664034d6_o.jpg)
Mike Shula?
Title: Re: In Memory of Paul Bryant (September 11, 1913 – January 26, 1983)
Post by: GH2001 on January 27, 2010, 11:07:52 AM

Shug Jordan
During World War II, Jordan saw significant action in North Africa and Sicily before being wounded in the invasion of Normandy and receiving a Purple Heart and the Bronze Star. He continued in action in the Pacific theater after recovering. Jordan served in every major invasion of World War II in which the U.S. Army played a role (North Africa, Sicily, Normandy and Okinawa).


Ralph Shug Jordan was ten times the man Bryant was. And in the grand scheme of things, what really matters?

THIS   ^^^^^^^^

yeah Kaos, but he "wonned dem ding danged ole futbawl games and dem nashunal champeenchips so's that we could go to teh Wal Marks years later with ole Nick boy.....".....don't you know? Thats what really matters in LIFE.
Title: Re: In Memory of Paul Bryant (September 11, 1913 – January 26, 1983)
Post by: The Prowler on January 27, 2010, 06:46:51 PM
THIS   ^^^^^^^^

yeah Kaos, but he "wonned dem ding danged ole futbawl games and dem nashunal champeenchips so's that we could go to teh Wal Marks years later with ole Nick boy.....".....don't you know? Thats what really matters in LIFE.
That...and rasslin...and NASCAR....and Truck Pulls...and gettin' to be on 'at 'ere Springer Show...and gettin' through to be a caller on 'at Finebaum Talk Show.
Title: Re: In Memory of Paul Bryant (September 11, 1913 – January 26, 1983)
Post by: Birmingham on January 27, 2010, 07:18:54 PM
So because he wasn't sent into battle he's somehow bad for choosing to go into the military?  Holy poop you're a loser.
Title: Re: In Memory of Paul Bryant (September 11, 1913 – January 26, 1983)
Post by: Birmingham on January 27, 2010, 08:56:57 PM
By the way you phuking mutt, did you serve in the military?  Simple question.  Don't say poop about people who were willing to.
Title: Re: In Memory of Paul Bryant (September 11, 1913 – January 26, 1983)
Post by: The Prowler on January 27, 2010, 09:10:32 PM
By the way you phuking mutt, did you serve in the military?  Simple question.  Don't say poop about people who were willing to.
I did.  Air Force '02-'06.  I'm still on call....just in case.  Basically, if we ever have to do a Draft...which we won't, but if we ever have to, I'll be the first ones called up right before the Draft hits.  My Call Up status ends in December of 2012.
Title: Re: In Memory of Paul Bryant (September 11, 1913 – January 26, 1983)
Post by: Birmingham on January 27, 2010, 09:23:43 PM
I did.  Air Force '02-'06.  I'm still on call....just in case.  Basically, if we ever have to do a Draft...which we won't, but if we ever have to, I'll be the first ones called up right before the Draft hits.  My Call Up status ends in December of 2012.

I was talking to the mutt that goes by Kaos.  Sorry for the confusion.
Title: Re: In Memory of Paul Bryant (September 11, 1913 – January 26, 1983)
Post by: The Prowler on January 27, 2010, 09:29:19 PM
I was talking to the mutt that goes by Kaos.  Sorry for the confusion.
I know.  I was just posting.
Title: Re: In Memory of Paul Bryant (September 11, 1913 – January 26, 1983)
Post by: Kaos on January 28, 2010, 09:40:23 AM
By the way you phuking mutt, did you serve in the military?  Simple question.  Don't say poop about people who were willing to.

This is a stupid question. 

I didn't have to serve in the military to recognize true heroism from a sideline sitter. Shug Jordan was a true American hero, decorated for his service.  Bryant washed his underwear. 

But since you asked, nope.  Vietnam was over when I was of age and the wars in the Middle East didn't come along until I was already past the prime age of service.  Not that it matters. 
Title: Re: In Memory of Paul Bryant (September 11, 1913 – January 26, 1983)
Post by: GH2001 on January 28, 2010, 10:16:35 AM
By the way you phuking mutt, did you serve in the military?  Simple question.  Don't say poop about people who were willing to.

I could careless what Bryant DIDN'T do. I think K's emphasis was more on what Shug DID do. Dude was a hero and you cannot ever take that away.

And I know you are asking Kaos, but for the record I was in the NG. No - its not the 75th Ranger Regiment, but it was something.
Title: Re: In Memory of Paul Bryant (September 11, 1913 – January 26, 1983)
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 28, 2010, 10:22:46 AM
Finally remembered to download my cell phone pics...

He still looks good, no?
Title: Re: In Memory of Paul Bryant (September 11, 1913 – January 26, 1983)
Post by: Kaos on January 28, 2010, 10:35:11 AM
I could careless what Bryant DIDN'T do. I think K's emphasis was more on what Shug DID do. Dude was a hero and you cannot ever take that away.

And I know you are asking Kaos, but for the record I was in the NG. No - its not the 75th Ranger Regiment, but it was something.

I think what he didn't do is part of it. 

Dumbingham posted that picture as an effort to magnify the greatness of a sodden bastard, pointing to his great service to the country. 

Well fuck-a-diddle.  He didn't do shit.   He's no different than Earnest T. Bass.  He got him a uneeform. 

Shug?  True hero, though.  That part of his story is not told nearly enough.  Could it be that his tremendous service, his devotion to country and to duty made him aware of what was truly important in life while a booze-addled wanna-be tin soldier got his priorities mixed up (and has thus fucked the mushy minds of a legion of dullard followers?)
Title: Re: In Memory of Paul Bryant (September 11, 1913 – January 26, 1983)
Post by: AUChizad on January 28, 2010, 10:43:45 AM
The important thing to remember though, is that bammers never bring up the Bahr. It's always us dumb jealous barners.

 :rolleyes:
Title: Re: In Memory of Paul Bryant (September 11, 1913 – January 26, 1983)
Post by: Birmingham on January 28, 2010, 01:05:05 PM
I think what he didn't do is part of it.  

Dumbingham posted that picture as an effort to magnify the greatness of a sodden bastard, pointing to his great service to the country.  

Well phuk-a-diddle.  He didn't do poop.   He's no different than Earnest T. Bass.  He got him a uneeform.  

Shug?  True hero, though.  That part of his story is not told nearly enough.  Could it be that his tremendous service, his devotion to country and to duty made him aware of what was truly important in life while a booze-addled wanna-be tin soldier got his priorities mixed up (and has thus phuked the mushy minds of a legion of dullard followers?)

Well now I'm confused, it appears that you're the only one that didn't do something.  The rest of us did do something.  As for Coach Bryant.  When pursuing to be a head football coach, and appearing to be the front runner of the Arkansas Head coaching job, WWII broke out.  Instead of taking the job he enlisted in the Navy.  Not because he had to, not because he was headed down a dead end job, he was about to become the Head coach and instead he enlisted.  He would eventually be discharged as a lieutenant commander.

Now since, as you say, you didn't do anything, I'll explain it to you.  I don't expect you to know this or understand it since you're attempting to argue the military career of an enlistee when in fact you yourself didn't serve.  When you enlist, the government owns you and tells you when to sleep, eat, where to go, who to shoot, etc.  Trying to somehow defame Bryant's military career  based on how great anothers was is as hard as me saying Shug had an unsuccessful military career because Patton's was better.  In no way does me stating that take anything away of Shug's career and his willingness to have one.  Nor does what Shug did deduct from Bryant's.  After all, they were on the same team.  A team in which you weren't apart of.
Title: Re: In Memory of Paul Bryant (September 11, 1913 – January 26, 1983)
Post by: Kaos on January 28, 2010, 01:33:11 PM
Well now I'm confused, it appears that you're the only one that didn't do something.  The rest of us did do something.  As for Coach Bryant.  When pursuing to be a head football coach, and appearing to be the front runner of the Arkansas Head coaching job, WWII broke out.  Instead of taking the job he enlisted in the Navy.  Not because he had to, not because he was headed down a dead end job, he was about to become the Head coach and instead he enlisted.  He would eventually be discharged as a lieutenant commander.

Now since, as you say, you didn't do anything, I'll explain it to you.  I don't expect you to know this or understand it since you're attempting to argue the military career of an enlistee when in fact you yourself didn't serve.  When you enlist, the government owns you and tells you when to sleep, eat, where to go, who to shoot, etc.  Trying to somehow defame Bryant's military career  based on how great anothers was is as hard as me saying Shug had an unsuccessful military career because Patton's was better.  In no way does me stating that take anything away of Shug's career and his willingness to have one.  Nor does what Shug did deduct from Bryant's.  After all, they were on the same team.  A team in which you weren't apart of.

Earnest T. Bear

(http://amayberrystateofmind.org/images/ErnestT1.JPG)

That is all.
Title: Re: In Memory of Paul Bryant (September 11, 1913 – January 26, 1983)
Post by: GH2001 on January 28, 2010, 02:08:36 PM
Earnest T. Bear

(http://amayberrystateofmind.org/images/ErnestT1.JPG)

That is all.

You're off today K. He wrote a pretty decent response and that is it? Cmon, I want some action here...  :poke:
Title: Re: In Memory of Paul Bryant (September 11, 1913 – January 26, 1983)
Post by: Kaos on January 28, 2010, 03:04:08 PM
You're off today K. He wrote a pretty decent response and that is it? Cmon, I want some action here...  :poke:

His pathetic response and attempt to obscure the records can suck my balls.  Period.  

BTW, I won't argue that Shug's military career wasn't as distinguished as Patton's.  If we're comparing the two I would gladly acknowledge that Patton was the better military man. 

But we're not comparing Shug to the General, are we?  We're comparing a highly decorated soldier to a glorified desk jockey.   

So I have no trouble whatsoever acknowledging that Shug's service and valor was greater. 

Yes, Carnell Williams and Rick Pollard both were members of the 2004 Auburn football team.  One was a soldier, the other... well... I don't even know who he is.   

Title: Re: In Memory of Paul Bryant (September 11, 1913 – January 26, 1983)
Post by: Birmingham on January 28, 2010, 03:25:48 PM
But we're not comparing Shug to the General, are we?  We're comparing a highly decorated soldier to a glorified desk jockey.   

No... "we're" not comparing anything.  "You" are comparing Shug to Bryant.  You took it upon yourself to bring Shug up out of nowhere and compare him to Bryant.  Because of that, I now bring up veterans that enjoyed a more successful career than Shug.  See how that works?  Probably not.  Whatever you may or may not be comprehending out of this I want you to know that Earnest T. Bass and his un-ee-form are worth more than you and your Abercrombie shirt.

Title: Re: In Memory of Paul Bryant (September 11, 1913 – January 26, 1983)
Post by: Kaos on January 28, 2010, 03:34:36 PM
No... "we're" not comparing anything.  "You" are comparing Shug to Bryant.  You took it upon yourself to bring Shug up out of nowhere and compare him to Bryant.  Because of that, I now bring up veterans that enjoyed a more successful career than Shug.  See how that works?  Probably not.  Whatever you may or may not be comprehending out of this I want you to know that Earnest T. Bass and his un-ee-form are worth more than you and your Abercrombie shirt.



You're stupid. 

You posted a photo of Bryant in a military uniform as if that somehow enhanced his greatness or mystique. 

I merely pointed out that he was a military zero whereas his rival, Shug, was a true American hero. 

The remainder has you been babbling on attempting to rescue your idol's diminished image. 

Just like E.T. Bass, Bear got him a uneeform and nothing else from his service.

Fuck you, douchebag. 
Title: Re: In Memory of Paul Bryant (September 11, 1913 – January 26, 1983)
Post by: GH2001 on January 28, 2010, 03:58:59 PM
You're stupid. 

You posted a photo of Bryant in a military uniform as if that somehow enhanced his greatness or mystique. 

I merely pointed out that he was a military zero whereas his rival, Shug, was a true American hero. 

The remainder has you been babbling on attempting to rescue your idol's diminished image. 

Just like E.T. Bass, Bear got him a uneeform and nothing else from his service.

phuk you, douchebag. 

Now - thats what I was looking for. Proud of you son. LOL
Title: Re: In Memory of Paul Bryant (September 11, 1913 – January 26, 1983)
Post by: Birmingham on January 28, 2010, 04:32:56 PM
Whatever you felt when seeing a picture of Paul Bryant in a military uniform is in no way an indication that my intentions for posting it must be the same.  I was posting pictures that weren't ordinarily seen.  Paul with the Auburn Cheerleaders etc.  Who knew you felt so insecure about your Abercrombie shirt?  Not me, that's for sure.
Title: Re: In Memory of Paul Bryant (September 11, 1913 – January 26, 1983)
Post by: Kaos on January 28, 2010, 04:45:54 PM
Whatever you felt when seeing a picture of Paul Bryant in a military uniform is in no way an indication that my intentions for posting it must be the same.  I was posting pictures that weren't ordinarily seen.  Paul with the Auburn Cheerleaders etc.  Who knew you felt so insecure about your Abercrombie shirt?  Not me, that's for sure.

Oh BULLSHIT you fucking fuck.  Sell that retard dough on some other corner. 

You posted that picture to magnify your deity.  Too bad it was just a suit of clothes and represented nothing.
Title: Re: In Memory of Paul Bryant (September 11, 1913 – January 26, 1983)
Post by: Birmingham on January 28, 2010, 05:26:51 PM
Oh BULLpoop you phuking phuk.  Sell that retard dough on some other corner. 

You posted that picture to magnify your deity.  Too bad it was just a suit of clothes and represented nothing.

How's the Abercrombie shirt feel.  Safe perhaps?
Title: Re: In Memory of Paul Bryant (September 11, 1913 – January 26, 1983)
Post by: AWK on January 28, 2010, 05:42:10 PM
How's the Abercrombie shirt feel.  Safe perhaps?
Do you serve in the Military?
Title: Re: In Memory of Paul Bryant (September 11, 1913 – January 26, 1983)
Post by: Pell City Tiger on January 28, 2010, 06:09:15 PM
Do you serve in the Military?
He was a private in the Salvation Army, 8033rd Walmart Battalion, Bell Clanger Division.
Title: Re: In Memory of Paul Bryant (September 11, 1913 – January 26, 1983)
Post by: Kaos on January 28, 2010, 06:14:40 PM
How's the Abercrombie shirt feel.  Safe perhaps?

If my shirt feels safe, it's because men like Ralph Shug Jordan put their lives on the line to guarantee that safety. 

Thank God it wasn't up to Ernest T. Bryant to do so. 
Title: Re: In Memory of Paul Bryant (September 11, 1913 – January 26, 1983)
Post by: Birmingham on January 28, 2010, 07:16:27 PM
Do you serve in the Military?

3rd Gen. Navy.  I wonder if any of us saw enough action for our military careers to count.  Kaos?
Title: Re: In Memory of Paul Bryant (September 11, 1913 – January 26, 1983)
Post by: Kaos on January 28, 2010, 07:23:53 PM
Failed, ignorant argument.

I've never been a kangaroo but I know one when I see one. 

You don't have to be a hero to recognize one. 
Title: Re: In Memory of Paul Bryant (September 11, 1913 – January 26, 1983)
Post by: Birmingham on January 28, 2010, 07:38:14 PM
Failed, ignorant argument.

I've never been a kangaroo but I know one when I see one. 

You don't have to be a hero to recognize one. 

FACT:  You haven't been good at arguing since the Chris Todd diatribe.  It's humorous now to hear you respond and the first thing you say is "You're stupid".  Your shit storms used to be well thought out but for months now you either don't try or have taken a liking to something that is influenced your brain (i.e. drugs, alcohol).  My guess, you're probably gay.
Title: Re: In Memory of Paul Bryant (September 11, 1913 – January 26, 1983)
Post by: Token on January 28, 2010, 07:42:03 PM
I don't think I've ever seen so many fallacies in one thread.
Title: Re: In Memory of Paul Bryant (September 11, 1913 – January 26, 1983)
Post by: AWK on January 28, 2010, 07:56:53 PM
I don't think I've ever seen so many fallacies in one thread.
Oh...nevermind...I thought you said flaccid.
Title: Re: In Memory of Paul Bryant (September 11, 1913 – January 26, 1983)
Post by: Token on January 28, 2010, 08:02:58 PM
Oh...nevermind...I thought you said flaccid.

I ain't seen the birdman in a while.
Title: Re: In Memory of Paul Bryant (September 11, 1913 – January 26, 1983)
Post by: The Prowler on January 28, 2010, 08:08:39 PM
Kaos....you should really step away from the Computer for a little while, because B'ham is beating the fuck outta you.  That's just sad, nothing against you bammerham, but more against Kaos.  He's been slipping for a while, ever since Auburn didn't fall flat on their face running out of the tunnel for the first game.  That Crow was apparently too much to swallow.  Maybe one day he'll be able to get it down.  Hell, atleast greaseybammer had enough intelligence to step away from the computer for a while, even though whenever he comes back on the board he keeps getting shit stomped, mainly because he's blabbing the same garbage as he did when he left...but he did leave for a little while, so he gets an A for the effort.  You?  Not so much.
Title: Re: In Memory of Paul Bryant (September 11, 1913 – January 26, 1983)
Post by: Kaos on January 28, 2010, 08:59:03 PM
Kaos....you should really step away from the Computer for a little while, because B'ham is beating the fuck outta you.  That's just sad, nothing against you bammerham, but more against Kaos.  He's been slipping for a while, ever since Auburn didn't fall flat on their face running out of the tunnel for the first game.  That Crow was apparently too much to swallow.  Maybe one day he'll be able to get it down.  Hell, atleast greaseybammer had enough intelligence to step away from the computer for a while, even though whenever he comes back on the board he keeps getting shit stomped, mainly because he's blabbing the same garbage as he did when he left...but he did leave for a little while, so he gets an A for the effort.  You?  Not so much.

This is pathetic, even for you. 

If dumbass was an Olympic sport you'd be Michael Phelps and Mark Spitz all rolled into one. 
Title: Re: In Memory of Paul Bryant (September 11, 1913 – January 26, 1983)
Post by: The Prowler on January 28, 2010, 09:06:12 PM
This is pathetic, even for you. 

If dumbass was an Olympic sport you'd be Michael Phelps and Mark Spitz all rolled into one. 
See???  Ya slippin', kaos, ya slippin'.....
Title: Re: In Memory of Paul Bryant (September 11, 1913 – January 26, 1983)
Post by: boartitz on January 28, 2010, 09:09:15 PM
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4034/4307559886_3b2bfb345d_o.jpg)


Predictable Auburn fan posting picture of corpse in a houndstooth hat in 3...2...1...
So he's a sorry ass Arkansas hick, drunk motherfucker. What does that say about yall's wimmen?
Title: Re: In Memory of Paul Bryant (September 11, 1913 – January 26, 1983)
Post by: Kaos on January 28, 2010, 09:14:25 PM
See???  Ya slippin', kaos, ya slippin'.....

No, son, you've slipped.  Slipped in a pile of your own shit.  Slipped and fallen in your reeking fecal matter and are unable to right yourself.  You just lay there wallowing in it, ignorantly unaware that the more you thrash the shittier you get.  

It's sad.  Really sad.  You're like a pathetic dumb hog.  

I used to enjoy ridiculing you because I assumed you were playing along.  Now that it's become apparent that your random capitalizations, your machine-gun use of commas, your breathless un-punctuated rants, your ridiculous drivel, your blundering attempts at humor are the real you... well... I sort of feel bad.  

As for your new pal Birmingham?  He's about half a notch above a troll. You two make a nice couple, though.  Just don't breed, please.

Now go somewhere else to spread your infantile envy and let this thread continue on its natural course, okay?  
Title: Re: In Memory of Paul Bryant (September 11, 1913 – January 26, 1983)
Post by: GH2001 on January 28, 2010, 10:35:20 PM
 :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:
Title: Re: In Memory of Paul Bryant (September 11, 1913 – January 26, 1983)
Post by: The Prowler on January 29, 2010, 06:29:36 AM
No, son, you've slipped.  Slipped in a pile of your own shit.  Slipped and fallen in your reeking fecal matter and are unable to right yourself.  You just lay there wallowing in it, ignorantly unaware that the more you thrash the shittier you get.  

It's sad.  Really sad.  You're like a pathetic dumb hog.  

I used to enjoy ridiculing you because I assumed you were playing along.  Now that it's become apparent that your random capitalizations, your machine-gun use of commas, your breathless un-punctuated rants, your ridiculous drivel, your blundering attempts at humor are the real you... well... I sort of feel bad.  

As for your new pal Birmingham?  He's about half a notch above a troll. You two make a nice couple, though.  Just don't breed, please.

Now go somewhere else to spread your infantile envy and let this thread continue on its natural course, okay?  
You would like it if I were to go "somewhere else", wouldn't you.  That you'd have one less poster to call you out on your bullshit and make you eat it, every time.  Your inability to stay on subject has gotten noticably worsT since Auburn's first game....you know the game where Auburn wasn't suppose to be able to make it out of the tunnel without falling flat on their faces.   :bar: Here's to hoping that one day you'll stay on topic and stop trying to win every argument, eventhough you're fighting up hill the entire time (that's the reason why you feel the need to resort to posting about how someone types, or whatever....that way you'll feel that you've won some kind of battle).
Title: Re: In Memory of Paul Bryant (September 11, 1913 – January 26, 1983)
Post by: jmar on January 29, 2010, 08:19:20 AM
(http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr185/johnofbham/runforrestrun.png)

When Mama called, I always come arunnin' ; but when the old man called, I knew my new Pontiac had been delivered by a booster feller. I also got a few Franklins for runnin a kick back against Tennessee.I couldn't drive, so I left the Pontiac over at Jenny's. It's also how I found out that Jenny's tae-taes were soft as a pillow and whatnot. That car became the centerpiece of my life and still is to this day.  Roll Tide!