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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Kaos on September 27, 2007, 10:38:14 AM
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Appreciate the invite, but you have no idea what you've wrought here. I've chafed in the sanitized air of that other place for a long time. God help you all when I shake off the last remnants of those shackles.
Got my word, though, that I won't be spending any time here bitching about what goes on over there. Pass the Tylenol, holy shit.
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So...who the fuck are you?
I can't keep up with you rubes with identity crises.
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So...who the fuck are you?
I can't keep up with you rubes with identity crises.
Ah, piss. Forgot the change in names.
Known as GalensGhost in that other place, but never really cared for that name. Was Kaos a long time ago and preferred that. Or Strick9. Might change this one to Strick9.
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Well, you will be forced to funnel a handle of whiskey as part of your hazing.
We all did it.
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Well, you will be forced to funnel a handle of whiskey as part of your hazing.
We all did it.
I got my limits. Can't do that any more.
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Someone get the baby oil, extra-large zuchini, and a wax replica of Herman Munster. We've got ourselves a newbie!
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Ya'll kids keep it down. I'm trying to watch The View. When it's over, I'll deal with each of you in due time.
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Eric Stratton, rush chairman, damn glad to meet you.
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I got my limits. Can't do that any more.
That's it. You're out.
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Stanley Applebaum, Sergeant-at-Arms. Nice to meet you.
Get out of line and I'll bash your fucking face in with a shovel. Now, go get me a fresh beer you piece of pledge shit.
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BK Chapter President glad you could make it. There are some snacks for you in Funchess Hall...enjoy pledge
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Harvey Birdman, one of the resident lawyers. Have you been injured through the negligence of others? Do you know someone who has?
No?
Then fuck off!!
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See, your diggin Harvey Birdman now aren't you? Did you figure out who he was yet?
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See, your diggin Harvey Birdman now aren't you? Did you figure out who he was yet?
No way. Comes on after his bedtime. If he does know it is because one of his kids told him.
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Appreciate the invite, but you have no idea what you've wrought here. I've chafed in the sanitized air of that other place for a long time. God help you all when I shake off the last remnants of those shackles.
Got my word, though, that I won't be spending any time here bitching about what goes on over there. Pass the Tylenol, holy shit.
Welcome to you bitch, now write me an article,something fancy and shit with big words, then get me a juice box
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Welcome to you bitch, now write me an article,something fancy and shit with big words, then get me a juice box
I'm pretty pissed about the whole article thing. My "editor" is the jealous type. He got tired of getting emails about my column so he cut sports back to one page. But I was running the website, so I kept writing some just for the web. Well, he got tired of that, too, so he told me the corporate division was taking over the website. It looks like rotten retard turds now and any column I'd write doesn't get posted.
So I've got a lot to say and nowhere to say it. I'm working on that.
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I'm pretty pissed about the whole article thing. My "editor" is the jealous type. He got tired of getting emails about my column so he cut sports back to one page. But I was running the website, so I kept writing some just for the web. Well, he got tired of that, too, so he told me the corporate division was taking over the website. It looks like rotten retard turds now and any column I'd write doesn't get posted.
So I've got a lot to say and nowhere to say it. I'm working on that.
that explains a lot, fuck man it could be worse, you could drive a Civic
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that explains a lot, fuck man it could be worse, you could drive a Civic
Dude what are you talking about? The civic is the Homewood chick magnet.
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Dude what are you talking about? The civic is the Homewood chick magnet.
Civic=sex
Thanks for reminding me Howard how much of a playa I am
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Civic=sex
Thanks for reminding me Howard how much of a playa I am
Have you figured out why 16 year old girls have such an aversion to red Civics? Or maybe they just have an aversion to bald 300 pounders who drive them...
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Because this advice came from Howard who notoriously goes after 16 year olds. MSNBC just hasn't caught him yet. Most see his vehicle and run, but every once in a while he'll find one with daddy issues who needs an old man in her life, and she falls prey to his perversion and he ends up with a girlfriend.
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Because this advice came from Howard who notoriously goes after 16 year olds. MSNBC just hasn't caught him yet. Most see his vehicle and run, but every once in a while he'll find one with daddy issues who needs an old man in her life, and she falls prey to his perversion and he ends up with a girlfriend.
What's the problem here?
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He's jealous
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that explains a lot, fuck man it could be worse, you could drive a Civic
I used to have a red CRX. Back when I got married my wife took my Thunderbird and gave me her Chevette.
My wife and daughter both have newer and nicer vehicles than I do. I drive a 2001 Nissan Frontier. Bought new. They told me the body style wouldn't change for at least five more years. Six months after I bought it? New body style. I thought about crashing the thing through the plate glass window at the dealership.
Sad story about the Nissan. When I bought it I had to go talk to the sales manager. He was a chain-smoking, broken-down looking, needed-a-haircut dude with a raspy cough and bloodshot eyes. Looked like he'd just staggered in from a weekend of drinking. Saw that his nameplate said D. Langner. When he signed some stuff, his first name looked like David. So I comment on how funny it is that there's a guy named David Langner working at a car dealership in Tuscaloosa, and does he catch any abuse from Bama fans for it. He says yeah, because he's THAT David Langer. Turns a picture on the desk around of him in uniform running the ball back in the 72 game. Never been so disillusioned in my life.
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I used to have a red CRX. Back when I got married my wife took my Thunderbird and gave me her Chevette.
My wife and daughter both have newer and nicer vehicles than I do. I drive a 2001 Nissan Frontier. Bought new. They told me the body style wouldn't change for at least five more years. Six months after I bought it? New body style. I thought about crashing the thing through the plate glass window at the dealership.
Sad story about the Nissan. When I bought it I had to go talk to the sales manager. He was a chain-smoking, broken-down looking, needed-a-haircut dude with a raspy cough and bloodshot eyes. Looked like he'd just staggered in from a weekend of drinking. Saw that his nameplate said D. Langner. When he signed some stuff, his first name looked like David. So I comment on how funny it is that there's a guy named David Langner working at a car dealership in Tuscaloosa, and does he catch any abuse from Bama fans for it. He says yeah, because he's THAT David Langer. Turns a picture on the desk around of him in uniform running the ball back in the 72 game. Never been so disillusioned in my life.
nice story, I had a truck once and then I got married
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Have you figured out why 16 year old girls have such an aversion to red Civics? Or maybe they just have an aversion to bald 300 pounders who drive them...
Do you think the Zima's in the glovebox or the lolipop dispenser in the cup holder was a good Idea?
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Fags, the whole lot of you. I just finished at trial competition dealing with sexual harrassment. Therefore, Im going to follow Howard's lead pick up some Boones Farm and head down to Homewood High School. Peace Bitches!
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Do Homewood girlies do the Boones Farm bottle show, too? Hell, I may meet you down there!
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Do you think the Zima's in the glovebox or the lolipop dispenser in the cup holder was a good Idea?
You shoulda gotten the tricked out ice cream truck. That brings 'em in faster than lollipops.
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You shoulda gotten the tricked out ice cream truck. That brings 'em in faster than lollipops.
Kinda creepy but I like where your head is at!
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