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Pat Dye Field => Beard-Eaves Memorial Coliseum => Topic started by: Snaggletiger on December 09, 2009, 10:03:57 PM

Title: Okay, You Can Move This Shit Later..
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 09, 2009, 10:03:57 PM
But...I've watched the first 5 minutes of Kentucky and UConn in basketball and Holy Crap, I've seen more awesome, above the rim slams, unreal drives to the hoop, pull up 3's, posterizing blocks than I saw all last season.  John Wall for UK is just plain sick.  Go turn that shit on if you want to watch big time, well coached college hoops.

Oh by the way....they made a statement about John Calimari (Loves me some squid) that I've been harping on for years about Le-fucking-Bo.  They said as soon as he got the job, he started touring the State of Kentucky, drumming up enthusiasm and telling the fans what he was all about.  When's the last time Jeff Lebo came near your town?  When has he ever got out and promoted Auburn basketball?  Would you recognize Jeff Lebo if he walked in a restaurant and sat down at the table next to you? 
Title: Re: Okay, You Can Move This poop Later..
Post by: Token on December 09, 2009, 10:21:18 PM
You know, I really don't understand the lesbian rationale.  A woman doesn't like men, so she dates a woman who looks and acts like a man, and pounds her with a dildo?  What the hell is the point?
Title: Re: Okay, You Can Move This poop Later..
Post by: AUTiger1 on December 09, 2009, 10:23:10 PM
You know, I really don't understand the lesbian rationale.  A woman doesn't like men, so she dates a woman who looks and acts like a man, and pounds her with a dildo?  What the hell is the point?

Deep thoughts, by Token.

Title: Re: Okay, You Can Move This Shit Later..
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 09, 2009, 10:28:14 PM
Fuck both of you with a large Scottsmans schlong.  I'm buzzed and watching killer roundball. 
Title: Re: Okay, You Can Move This Shit Later..
Post by: AUsweetheart on December 09, 2009, 10:39:51 PM
Fuck both of you with a large Scottsmans schlong.  I'm buzzed and watching killer roundball. 

Why not with a big bull dyke's dildo?

Token's wife will let you borrow hers. Hope you like black.

Title: Re: Okay, You Can Move This Shit Later..
Post by: Townhallsavoy on December 09, 2009, 10:47:16 PM
Fuck both of you with a large Scottsmans schlong.  I'm buzzed and watching killer roundball. 

I'm right there with you, Harvey. 

John Wall is the type of one-and-done player that can lead you to a trophy.  See Carmelo at Syracuse a few years ago.
Title: Re: Okay, You Can Move This Shit Later..
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 09, 2009, 11:14:15 PM
Moved?  MOVED????  You leave Vagisils "I got a fucking job today" thread up and move mine?  This is war.  A large cancre infested penis up all your asses.

BTW, Patterson has done himself well by staying at UK.  He's a full grown man with skillz.  He's made himself a LOT of money by staying for the full ride. 
Title: Re: Okay, You Can Move This Shit Later..
Post by: Tiger Wench on December 10, 2009, 01:14:42 PM
I'm right there with you, Harvey. 

John Wall is the type of one-and-done player that can lead you to a trophy.  See Carmelo at Syracuse a few years ago.
Melo was there for exactly NINE MONTHS.  That should not even count.  However, to his credit, he donated $3M for that new $13M Taj Mahal of a basketball center that bears his name.