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Title: Howard this vacation is for you
Post by: Jumbo on January 29, 2008, 02:08:28 PM
FRANKFURT - German nudists will be able to start their holidays early by stripping off on the plane if they take up a new offer from an eastern German travel firm.

Travel agency OssiUrlaub.de said it would start taking bookings from Friday for a trial nudist day trip from the eastern German town of Erfurt to the popular Baltic Sea resort of Usedom, planned for July 5 and costing 499 euros ($735).

"It's expensive, I know," managing director Enrico Hess told Reuters by phone. "It's because the plane's very small. There's no real reason why a flight in which one flies naked should be more expensive than any other."

The 55 passengers will have to remain clothed until they board, and dress before disembarking, said Hess. The crew will remain clothed throughout the flight for safety reasons.

"I wish I could say we thought of it ourselves but the idea came from a customer," Hess told Reuters by phone. "It's an unusual gap in the market."

Naturism, or "free body culture" (FKK) as it is known in Germany, was banned by the Nazis but blossomed again after the Second World War, particularly in eastern Germany.

"There are FKK hotels where you can go into the restaurants and shops naked, for example," Hess said. "For FKK fans — not that I'm one of them — it's nothing unusual."

"I don't want people to get the wrong idea. It's not that we're starting a swinger club in mid-air or something like that," he added. "We're a perfectly normal holiday company."
Title: Re: Howard this vaction is for you
Post by: Saniflush on January 29, 2008, 02:16:08 PM
I'm not into furlines....I mean Fräuleins.

Link?  :gig:
Title: Re: Howard this vaction is for you
Post by: ssgaufan on January 29, 2008, 02:29:43 PM
Let's see, bunch of naked people, alcohol, small confined space, yep that's the recipe for an orgy.  I'm in!  :sex:
Title: Re: Howard this vaction is for you
Post by: Lurking Tiger on January 29, 2008, 02:48:36 PM
Let's see, bunch of naked people, alcohol, small confined space, yep that's the recipe for an orgy.  I'm in!  :sex:

Question most often heard on the next flight ?

"Excuse me mine heir Stewardess, but zees seat smells like un de ass."
Title: Re: Howard this vaction is for you
Post by: Jumbo on January 29, 2008, 03:14:35 PM
Question most often heard on the next flight ?

"Excuse me mine heir Stewardess, but zees seat smells like un de ass."
I would hate to clean the plane after that cruise.
Title: Re: Howard this vaction is for you
Post by: Lurking Tiger on January 29, 2008, 03:39:27 PM
I would hate to clean the plane after that cruise.

They are European. The don't clean up after.
Title: Re: Howard this vacation is for you
Post by: CCTAU on January 29, 2008, 03:40:19 PM
The 55 passengers will have to remain clothed until they board, and dress before disembarking, said Hess. The crew will remain clothed throughout the flight for safety reasons.

"Mein Gott. The other joystick, Helga."
Title: Re: Howard this vacation is for you
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 30, 2008, 08:30:57 AM
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"It's an unusual gap in the market."

Yes, yes it is indeed.
Title: Re: Howard this vacation is for you
Post by: Tarheel on January 30, 2008, 04:27:53 PM
...Naturism, or "free body culture" (FKK) as it is known in Germany, was banned by the Nazis but blossomed again after the Second World War, particularly in eastern Germany.

Eine Volk, Eine Reich, Eine Viagra!

"There are FKK hotels where you can go into the restaurants and shops naked...it's nothing unusual."

The thought of a bunch of naked volk eating spaghetti and meatballs...or brats and saurkraut...disgusting!!
Fucking Eurotrash!
Title: Re: Howard this vacation is for you
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 31, 2008, 08:28:01 AM
Here's the Letterman Top 10 from last night.

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Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Flying The Naked Airline 
 
     
   10.  What if my tray table isn't the only thing in an upright position? 
 
   9.  Are the seats taken out and incinerated after each flight? 
 
   8.  Would it be cheaper to take the naked Greyhound Bus? 
 
   7.  Is the coffee served in a spill-proof cup? 
 
   6.  I thought you said, 'cockpit' 
 
   5.  Is this what the Wright Brothers had in mind? 
 
   4.  Hey, isn't that Matthew McConaughey? 
 
   3.  Where do I keep my passport? 
 
   2.  Is this really the kind of flight I should be taking with mom? 
 
   1.  Do I really want people handling my baggage?