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Title: Ben Tate
Post by: RWS on November 15, 2009, 02:25:46 PM
What say you?
Title: Re: Ben Tate
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on November 15, 2009, 02:33:21 PM
You officially are no longer allowed to make fun of Birmingham, or any of the other troll bammers on this site.  You're just a sidewalk blowhard just like them, and you just engraved it with this stupid post.

You're better than this, or at least I thought you were.  

Weak.
Title: Re: Ben Tate
Post by: Townhallsavoy on November 15, 2009, 02:40:32 PM
You officially are no longer allowed to make fun of Birmingham, or any of the other troll bammers on this sight.  You're just a sidewalk blowhard just like them, and you just engraved it with this stupid post.

You're better than this, or at least I thought you were. 

Weak.

Agreed.

Poor form, RWS. 
Title: Re: Ben Tate
Post by: Birmingham on November 15, 2009, 02:42:58 PM
Quote
You officially are no longer allowed to make fun of Birmingham,

How do you think I feel?  I didn't even know he had been making fun of me!



As for the poll, Tate will get choked up and not be able to contain his tears.
Title: Re: Ben Tate
Post by: jadennis on November 15, 2009, 02:44:09 PM
This is pretty pitiful.

For the record, no, he won't.  He's beaten bama twice in his career.  In fact, I think he sacked Croyle on his official visit to Auburn in 2005.

Title: Re: Ben Tate
Post by: Birmingham on November 15, 2009, 02:46:40 PM
This is pretty pitiful.

For the record, no, he won't.  He's beaten bama twice in his career.  In fact, I think he sacked Croyle on his official visit to Auburn in 2005.



he will cry and you know it.
Title: Re: Ben Tate
Post by: ibelonginprison on November 15, 2009, 03:36:17 PM
 In fact, I think he sacked Croyle on his official visit to Auburn in 2005.





 :bar:
Title: Re: Ben Tate
Post by: Jumbo on November 15, 2009, 04:05:37 PM
Argo's officially the only credible Bama fan on the board. The rest are CumKoosies.
Title: Re: Ben Tate
Post by: AUsweetheart on November 15, 2009, 04:19:28 PM
What say you?


I say you are the most worthless bitch on here. Period.
Title: Re: Ben Tate
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 15, 2009, 04:42:38 PM
Fuck off
Title: Re: Ben Tate
Post by: Birmingham on November 15, 2009, 04:51:09 PM
I'm really mad at you about this thread, RWS.  You're mean.  I'm mad and you shouldn't talk about crying football players.  You're not cool and I'm mad. 

This really sucks, RWS.  I'm mad.
Title: Re: Ben Tate
Post by: AUsweetheart on November 15, 2009, 04:54:29 PM
AND I stand corrected.
Title: Re: Ben Tate
Post by: AWK on November 15, 2009, 05:12:10 PM
(http://i36.tinypic.com/259fol5.jpg)

(http://i36.tinypic.com/15rcwuh.jpg)
Title: Re: Ben Tate
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on November 15, 2009, 05:13:25 PM
(http://i36.tinypic.com/259fol5.jpg)

(http://i36.tinypic.com/15rcwuh.jpg)

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


...win.
Title: Re: Ben Tate
Post by: Birmingham on November 15, 2009, 05:18:33 PM
 (http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2652/4106101348_78ac40e78d_o.jpg)   

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2792/4105334085_0d80f5a094_o.jpg)   

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2771/4106101392_f311851fcb_o.jpg)   

Title: Re: Ben Tate
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on November 15, 2009, 05:20:51 PM
Sorry, but picture fight is over and AWK wins.   Bear...played before.... Prothro's leg shot....while sick, vial and disgusting...a masterful play here.

He wins.  You lose.


Bitch.
Title: Re: Ben Tate
Post by: Birmingham on November 15, 2009, 05:25:22 PM
Sorry, but picture fight is over and AWK wins.   Bear...played before.... Prothro's leg shot....while sick, vial and disgusting...a masterful play here.

He wins.  You lose.


Bitch.

Can I count on you as an unbiased judge?  I'm counting on you.
Title: Re: Ben Tate
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on November 15, 2009, 05:28:17 PM
Can I count on you as an unbiased judge?  I'm counting on you.

Why sure!

We could turn it to a jury pool here also.  I think you'd find it very unbiased as well.   :bc:
Title: Re: Ben Tate
Post by: Birmingham on November 15, 2009, 05:28:58 PM
Why sure!

We could turn it to a jury pool here also.  I think you'd find it very unbiased as well.   :bc:

Okay, as long as it's all kosher.
Title: Re: Ben Tate
Post by: ssgaufan on November 15, 2009, 06:04:09 PM
When did Tate lose his 4?  This pic shows a kid wearing #4.  Not #44.  Nice job dumbass.
Title: Re: Ben Tate
Post by: War Eagle!!! on November 15, 2009, 06:25:33 PM
When did Tate lose his 4?  This pic shows a kid wearing #4.  Not #44.  Nice job dumbass.

Delete....quick...

You will thank me later...
Title: Re: Ben Tate
Post by: ibelonginprison on November 15, 2009, 06:27:12 PM
Delete....quick...

You will thank me later...

What he said.
Title: Re: Ben Tate
Post by: The Prowler on November 15, 2009, 06:29:53 PM
When did Tate lose his 4?  This pic shows a kid wearing #4.  Not #44.  Nice job dumbass.
:clap: Tate wore #4 in honor of his friend Zac.
Title: Re: Ben Tate
Post by: RWS on November 15, 2009, 07:14:53 PM
You people are a bunch of whiney bitches. Had Auburn just routed Alabama and one of our players cried like a bitch on the sideline, you would be all over it. I'm so sorry you got your wittle feelings hurt.
Title: Re: Ben Tate
Post by: The Prowler on November 15, 2009, 07:21:50 PM
You people are a bunch of whiney bitches. Had Auburn just routed Alabama and one of our players cried like a bitch on the sideline, you would be all over it. I'm so sorry you got your wittle feelings hurt.
Wait, who's whining?  Losing sucks and not being able to beat one team for your collegiate career makes it suck even that much more.  Quick Question about the game Saturday night...did it rain in Georgia that day?  Because Auburn's players sure were slipping around an awful lot.
Title: Re: Ben Tate
Post by: Birmingham on November 15, 2009, 07:39:48 PM
When did Tate lose his 4?  This pic shows a kid wearing #4.  Not #44.  Nice job dumbass.


 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Did you even watch him Saturday?  Did you even watch the game?  The responses to your dumbass post made me 3 pitch fart I was laughing so loud.
Title: Re: Ben Tate
Post by: RWS on November 15, 2009, 08:02:42 PM
Quick Question about the game Saturday night...did it rain in Georgia that day?  Because Auburn's players sure were slipping around an awful lot.
Not sure. They may have been slipping on Tate's tears throughout the game. Perhaps their drainage system isn't up to par with his tear making abilities.
Title: Re: Ben Tate
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 15, 2009, 08:23:37 PM
Not sure. They may have been slipping on Tate's tears throughout the game. Perhaps their drainage system isn't up to par with his tear making abilities.
His tears have been known to cure cancer.
Title: Re: Ben Tate
Post by: Jumbo on November 15, 2009, 08:25:47 PM
Not sure. They may have been slipping on Tate's tears throughout the game. Perhaps their drainage system isn't up to par with his tear making abilities.
Slippin' on tears. :bugs:
Title: Re: Ben Tate
Post by: Birmingham on November 15, 2009, 08:26:51 PM
His tears have been known to cure cancer.

They may cure cancer but they sure couldn't get him to crack 70 yards off against Georgia.
Title: Re: Ben Tate
Post by: RWS on November 15, 2009, 08:27:09 PM
His tears have been known to cure cancer.
Then what do Tebow's tears cure? World hunger?
Title: Re: Ben Tate
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 15, 2009, 08:31:20 PM
Then what do Tebow's tears cure? World hunger?
E.D.
Title: Re: Ben Tate
Post by: AUsweetheart on November 15, 2009, 08:47:37 PM
E.D.

This is true. Urban Meyer has never had even one episode of E.D. when Tebow is around.
Title: Re: Ben Tate
Post by: AUChizad on November 15, 2009, 09:27:45 PM
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Title: Re: Ben Tate
Post by: RWS on November 15, 2009, 09:30:28 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v343/Chizad-Lappy/deadbahr.jpg)
See, now that just isn't even funny. Leave it to the real Photoshop gurus here to put something funny up. The Prothro thing doesn't really hit a nerve with me, as its apples and oranges anyways. Not making fun of any AU player getting hurt. Just making fun of Ben Tate being a bitch. But, I can see where you and War Eagle, being fellow little bitches, are up in arms.
Title: Re: Ben Tate
Post by: notthatcool on November 15, 2009, 10:01:43 PM
Just making fun of Ben Tate being a bitch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnWmpaiZIlQ&feature=related# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnWmpaiZIlQ&feature=related#)
Check out around the 24 second mark. Talk about crying like a bitch.

 I also remember a running back from Florida in 1989 crying on the sideline, he turned out to have a pretty good career.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxBkPKoYtdo&feature=player_embedded# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxBkPKoYtdo&feature=player_embedded#)     
Title: Re: Ben Tate
Post by: RWS on November 15, 2009, 10:06:02 PM

 I also remember a running back from Florida in 1989 crying on the sideline, he turned out to have a pretty good career. 
I find it amusing that they cried like bitches as well. What makes it more amusing in Ben Tate's case, is the shit he was talking earlier in the week about how he's the best back in the SEC. The best back at crying, perhaps.

Also, I notice this is your first post. While it is weak, it is still your first post. There is a man on this board you need to go see. His name is Jumbo.
Title: Re: Ben Tate
Post by: ibelonginprison on November 15, 2009, 10:08:34 PM
I'm proud my guys have emotions about winning and losing.  I'm glad Ben Tate was vested in this program.


Crying?   :wartim:


But I'm alright with it.  lol
Title: Re: Ben Tate
Post by: RWS on November 15, 2009, 10:22:32 PM
I think I know what my next poll will be:

Who will be the first one to complete their "LEAVE BEN TATE ALONE!!!" video and post it to YouTube?

War Eagle!!!
AUChizad
AuburnChopper2.0
Title: Re: Ben Tate
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on November 15, 2009, 10:38:40 PM
I think I know what my next poll will be:

Who will be the first one to complete their "LEAVE BEN TATE ALONE!!!" video and post it to YouTube?

War Eagle!!!
AUChizad
AuburnChopper2.0


Yes.  This is what one of us would do.  You know us so well.  This is the worst smack thread ever.  EVAR!!!!!!

I feel like someone is on the verge of calling someone a boogerhead, or doodiehead or something.  My dad can beat up your dad.  I know you are, but what am I?....  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Ben Tate
Post by: ibelonginprison on November 15, 2009, 10:43:44 PM
You're fucking face.... bitch!










SLAM!
Title: Re: Ben Tate
Post by: RWS on November 15, 2009, 10:45:30 PM
Yes.  This is what one of us would do.  You know us so well.  This is the worst smack thread ever.  EVAR!!!!!!

I feel like someone is on the verge of calling someone a boogerhead, or doodiehead or something.  My dad can beat up your dad.  I know you are, but what am I?....  :rolleyes:
Hey, you were the first one to post whining about it, so......
Title: Re: Ben Tate
Post by: AUChizad on November 15, 2009, 10:47:16 PM
Yes.  This is what one of us would do.  You know us so well.  This is the worst smack thread ever.  EVAR!!!!!!

I feel like someone is on the verge of calling someone a boogerhead, or doodiehead or something.  My dad can beat up your dad.  I know you are, but what am I?....  :rolleyes:
My only contribution to this entire thread has been a picture of Bahr's rotting corpse.

Clearly I'm bothered by RWS & Birmingham's douchebaggery.
Title: Re: Ben Tate
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on November 15, 2009, 10:52:19 PM
Hey, you were the first one to post whining about it, so......

Don't kid yourself on the "whining". Actually, I was the first one to call you out for talking shit in one place, but trying to act all civil in others where you make fun of other Bammers for doing something similar.  You're actually just like them.  If anything you're worse.  Retarded or not, they just come out with what they really are and say it.

  

Title: Re: Ben Tate
Post by: notthatcool on November 15, 2009, 10:54:02 PM
I find it amusing that they cried like bitches as well. What makes it more amusing in Ben Tate's case, is the poop he was talking earlier in the week about how he's the best back in the SEC. The best back at crying, perhaps.

His emotion makes easy material for you.  I am not coming to his defense.  I was just showing that it is not uncommon.  He doesn't need you or I to define what kind of player he is.  Nor does Ed Scissom or Emmit Smith.    

Is he a bitch?  I would think you have to be a tough sob to play RB in the SEC.  Except Shawn Alexander, he even ran like a bitch.      
Title: Re: Ben Tate
Post by: RWS on November 15, 2009, 10:56:20 PM
Is he a bitch?  I would think you have to be a tough sob to play RB in the SEC.  Except Shawn Alexander, he even ran like a bitch.      
:bugs:
Title: Re: Ben Tate
Post by: Kaos on November 15, 2009, 10:56:49 PM
This thread shows once again why I wake up every morning glad I'm not an Alabama fan.  It's the worst, most pathetic, most pussified thread in the history of the Internet and that's saying something considering what goes on around here.

Football is a sport of emotion. I've seen some of the meanest, toughest sons of bitches on the planet reduced to tears after winning or losing a game.  These kids put in untold hours, they work harder than you've ever had to.  They put their hearts, guts, souls and lives on the line for our enjoyment for two reasons.  Because they love the game and because some of them hope it will sustain them in the future. It's an emotional investment.  I'd sure as fuck rather see Ben Tate upset, pissed, crying or beating somebody's ass than I would see him standing around joking and clowning after a loss. Shows me that it means something to him.  Better than him being so fucking dense (Julio) that he doesn't even know what the score is and is primarily concerned with gettin' his drank on.  

That's not to say that I don't enjoy seeing my enemies reduced to tears.

When do I take pleasure in it? When my team caused it.  

You're damn straight I relish to this day the memory of Emmit Smith kneeling on the sidelines crying uncontrollably when he realized his Gators were going to lose to Auburn and there wasn't a damn thing he could do about it.  But I fucking respected the emotion and the passion that brought him to that moment.  

I also just as reverently embrace the tears Pat Dye often shed in the locker room. His tear-choked speech in 1982 after his Tigers broke Bear Bryant's back can still, nearly 30 years later, make it hard for me to breathe.  

That you'd come here and ridicule Tate's emotional reaction to the realization that a personal and team goal he set for himself was not going to come about -- particularly since he blamed primarily himself -- shows just how little class Alabama fans as a whole possess and just how superficial their understanding of the game really is.  

Here's a big hint for you, Birmingham and RWS, when you have to constantly remind people how much class you, your program, your coach, your school or your fanbase has?  You don't have any.  

When you're right I'll defend the point.  I'm not a lemming like some of the fucks around here doing the bobble head dog routine and slamming whatever you say just because you chose poorly when you picked a college football team. But in this?  You're so wrong you couldn't see right if you climbed a ladder.  

This entire thread was a total douchebag move and exemplifies why Bama fans are considered among the least knowledgable, most arrogant and lowest class fans in the country.   It's a punk ass thread and if you had any sense you'd delete the whole damn thing.  
Title: Re: Ben Tate
Post by: Birmingham on November 16, 2009, 12:12:12 AM
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2660/4107719477_20bec7bf4c_o.jpg)
Title: Re: Ben Tate
Post by: Birmingham on November 16, 2009, 12:14:42 AM

Here's a big hint for you, Birmingham and RWS, when you have to constantly remind people how much class you, your program, your coach, your school or your fanbase has?  You don't have any.  

Are you trying to tell me that Auburn players don't have any character? 
Title: Re: Ben Tate
Post by: RWS on November 16, 2009, 12:34:09 AM
This thread shows once again why I wake up every morning glad I'm not an Alabama fan.  It's the worst, most pathetic, most pussified thread in the history of the Internet and that's saying something considering what goes on around here.

Football is a sport of emotion. I've seen some of the meanest, toughest sons of bitches on the planet reduced to tears after winning or losing a game.  These kids put in untold hours, they work harder than you've ever had to.  They put their hearts, guts, souls and lives on the line for our enjoyment for two reasons.  Because they love the game and because some of them hope it will sustain them in the future. It's an emotional investment.  I'd sure as fuck rather see Ben Tate upset, pissed, crying or beating somebody's ass than I would see him standing around joking and clowning after a loss. Shows me that it means something to him.  Better than him being so fucking dense (Julio) that he doesn't even know what the score is and is primarily concerned with gettin' his drank on.  

That's not to say that I don't enjoy seeing my enemies reduced to tears.

When do I take pleasure in it? When my team caused it.  

You're damn straight I relish to this day the memory of Emmit Smith kneeling on the sidelines crying uncontrollably when he realized his Gators were going to lose to Auburn and there wasn't a damn thing he could do about it.  But I fucking respected the emotion and the passion that brought him to that moment.  

I also just as reverently embrace the tears Pat Dye often shed in the locker room. His tear-choked speech in 1982 after his Tigers broke Bear Bryant's back can still, nearly 30 years later, make it hard for me to breathe.  

That you'd come here and ridicule Tate's emotional reaction to the realization that a personal and team goal he set for himself was not going to come about -- particularly since he blamed primarily himself -- shows just how little class Alabama fans as a whole possess and just how superficial their understanding of the game really is.  

Here's a big hint for you, Birmingham and RWS, when you have to constantly remind people how much class you, your program, your coach, your school or your fanbase has?  You don't have any.  

When you're right I'll defend the point.  I'm not a lemming like some of the fucks around here doing the bobble head dog routine and slamming whatever you say just because you chose poorly when you picked a college football team. But in this?  You're so wrong you couldn't see right if you climbed a ladder.  

This entire thread was a total douchebag move and exemplifies why Bama fans are considered among the least knowledgable, most arrogant and lowest class fans in the country.   It's a punk ass thread and if you had any sense you'd delete the whole damn thing.  
When a player sits there and talks about how he is the best in the SEC, then subsequently turns in his worst performance of the year against one of the SEC's worst defenses, then sits there and cries about losing? Yeah, thats worth laughing at.

Now, being a dick would be laughing at a guy like Trovon Reed for losing it during his commitment. THAT would be a douche move. Its not like I'm laughing just because a football player cried. I'm laughing because a football player was talking shit about how he's the best back in the SEC, then turns right around and doesn't do shit and his team loses, and then he cries. If say, Antonio Coleman did the same thing? You wouldn't have seen any sort of comment. Probably holds true had maybe any other player done it. But that shit that Tate said isn't going to fly when the next team AU plays is Alabama.
Title: Re: Ben Tate
Post by: The Prowler on November 16, 2009, 03:32:34 AM
When a player sits there and talks about how he is the best in the SEC, then subsequently turns in his worst performance of the year against one of the SEC's worst defenses, then sits there and cries about losing? Yeah, thats worth laughing at.

Now, being a dick would be laughing at a guy like Trovon Reed for losing it during his commitment. THAT would be a douche move. Its not like I'm laughing just because a football player cried. I'm laughing because a football player was talking shit about how he's the best back in the SEC, then turns right around and doesn't do shit and his team loses, and then he cries. If say, Antonio Coleman did the same thing? You wouldn't have seen any sort of comment. Probably holds true had maybe any other player done it. But that shit that Tate said isn't going to fly when the next team AU plays is Alabama.
Yes, leave it to bammer fans to take everything that the ESPN people said that Ben Tate said, word for word.....nothing was said out of context bammers.  Even the ESPN commentators said later, nearly a full quarter later, that Ben Tate realizes that Mark Ingram is really good, but that he just feels that he's better.
Title: Re: Ben Tate
Post by: RWS on November 16, 2009, 06:20:13 AM
Yes, leave it to bammer fans to take everything that the ESPN people said that Ben Tate said, word for word.....nothing was said out of context bammers.  Even the ESPN commentators said later, nearly a full quarter later, that Ben Tate realizes that Mark Ingram is really good, but that he just feels that he's better.
I know that he did say that Ingram was a good back, but just how exactly can you take the following quotes out of context:

Quote
I know I'm the best back in the state.

Quote
I bet if you went and broke down film and asked teams in the SEC who is the best back in the state, I feel like it's me.

There is really no way to misconstrue those quotes. I mean, how can you take "I'm the best back in the state" out of context?
Title: Re: Ben Tate
Post by: auburnredwing on November 16, 2009, 07:07:25 AM
This thread will die if we stop respond... as long as we keep responding we are just throwing fuel on the fire... that being said fuck you rwsdimm (run with sabans dick in my mouth) and fuck you bammerham
Title: Re: Ben Tate
Post by: Kaos on November 16, 2009, 08:25:30 AM
When a player sits there and talks about how he is the best in the SEC, then subsequently turns in his worst performance of the year against one of the SEC's worst defenses, then sits there and cries about losing? Yeah, thats worth laughing at.

Now, being a tool would be laughing at a guy like Trovon Reed for losing it during his commitment. THAT would be a douche move. Its not like I'm laughing just because a football player cried. I'm laughing because a football player was talking poop about how he's the best back in the SEC, then turns right around and doesn't do poop and his team loses, and then he cries. If say, Antonio Coleman did the same thing? You wouldn't have seen any sort of comment. Probably holds true had maybe any other player done it. But that poop that Tate said isn't going to fly when the next team AU plays is Alabama.

Translation:

You're pissed because somebody has the audacity to think they're better than Mark Ingram, who is the baddest motherfucker to every play football and is so awesome you wish you a woman so you could have his baby or at least let his cock go soft in your yearning vagina. Because of this it's ok to act like a total douche moron assclown pussy whore bitch classless mommy part and show your true colors. 

Just another reason I'm so glad I'm not an Alabama fan.   Zero class. 
Title: Re: Ben Tate
Post by: War Eagle!!! on November 16, 2009, 08:58:59 AM
I know that he did say that Ingram was a good back, but just how exactly can you take the following quotes out of context:

There is really no way to misconstrue those quotes. I mean, how can you take "I'm the best back in the state" out of context?

God damn I can't believe I am participating in this but.....

What the fuck would you say if you were Ben Tate and someone asks you, "Ben, Ingram is getting a lot of publicity for Hiesman but you guys have similar numbers and stats. Do you feel that you and Ingram are on the same level? Who do you think is the best tailback in the state?"

What do you want him to say? I am second? I can't hold Ingram's jock? Seriously dude...what the fuck? This is why you are such a douche. You don't know what fucking questions were asked. It's not like Ben has a tendency to talk shit like this. I am pretty sure that he was probably asked a specific question about Ingram. Why the hell else would he mention him. Not everyone gets on their knees to suck UA players dick. I want a RB that thinks he is the baddest mother fucker out there when he steps on the field. The game of football has a lot to do with confidence. I want our players to be confident...not cocky...but confident. You don't know what was asked and what questions prompted this response...

I'm through...fuck me, you are irritating...
Title: Re: Ben Tate
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on November 16, 2009, 09:26:32 AM
I'm through...fuck me, you are irritating...

Be careful WE.  The way RWS is taking quotes literally, this might be construed as him thinking you seriously want him to fuck you because you enjoy how how irritating he is.   

...just sayin...
Title: Re: Ben Tate
Post by: boartitz on November 16, 2009, 10:04:38 AM
Wer zuletzt lacht, lacht am besten.
Title: Re: Ben Tate
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 16, 2009, 10:18:25 AM
Ich lache darüber
Title: Re: Ben Tate
Post by: Birmingham on November 16, 2009, 06:42:21 PM
bump for fun
Title: Re: Ben Tate
Post by: jadennis on November 16, 2009, 06:51:35 PM
bump (Birmingham Uses McElroy's Penis) for fun
Title: Re: Ben Tate
Post by: Birmingham on November 16, 2009, 06:55:43 PM



You used letters.  Given what you normally post I can see this as a post worthy occasion.
Title: Re: Ben Tate
Post by: ibelonginprison on November 16, 2009, 07:45:32 PM
Ben "jack you in the taint" Tate is the man.  His tears make planets grow.
Title: Re: Ben Tate
Post by: Birmingham on November 16, 2009, 09:15:25 PM
Ben "jack you in the taint" Tate is the man.  His tears make planets grow.

His tears don't get 70 yards a game.
Title: Re: Ben Tate
Post by: JR4AU on November 17, 2009, 01:51:26 PM
What say you?

Here's the thing you, and that other pussy Birmingham will never, ever be able to wrap your tiny little brains around.  It's called passion.  Tate has passion for Auburn, and the game.  Tell me some of the bammer guys in the 3 classes the NEVER Auburn in their career didn't shed tears over it, or a particular loss in that time.  Tell me you don't want that kind of passion from the bammer players?  Any guy that refers to a football player shedding tears over a rivalry loss as "crying like a bitch" is also a guy that wouldn't wear a pink shirt because he thinks others will think he's gay because his own manliness or lack of can't overcome the powe of a color of shirt.  Or like some of those peckerheads I used to work with that worked in the jail that would tell people they took the police test, and scored high enough, but just enjoyed being in the jail, and weren't afraid to work the street.   They'd have to go on and tell you how dangerous the jail can be too.  You know the kind I'm talking about?
Title: Re: Ben Tate
Post by: RWS on November 17, 2009, 03:10:30 PM
God damn I can't believe I am participating in this but.....

What the fuck would you say if you were Ben Tate and someone asks you, "Ben, Ingram is getting a lot of publicity for Hiesman but you guys have similar numbers and stats. Do you feel that you and Ingram are on the same level? Who do you think is the best tailback in the state?"

What do you want him to say? I am second? I can't hold Ingram's jock? Seriously dude...what the fuck? This is why you are such a douche. You don't know what fucking questions were asked. It's not like Ben has a tendency to talk shit like this. I am pretty sure that he was probably asked a specific question about Ingram. Why the hell else would he mention him. Not everyone gets on their knees to suck UA players dick. I want a RB that thinks he is the baddest mother fucker out there when he steps on the field. The game of football has a lot to do with confidence. I want our players to be confident...not cocky...but confident. You don't know what was asked and what questions prompted this response...

I'm through...fuck me, you are irritating...
Do you know what smart players do when asked a question like "Who is the best...."? They give an ambiguous answer, or play it off. The media is constantly trying to get something just like they got from Ben Tate. Do you think the media hasn't asked Ingram a million questions about it? How many times has he said what Tate said? None. I'm not saying Tate was randomly talking shit. I'm 100% sure he was asked a direct question about Ingram. Even if he had said something along the lines of "Well, we have alot of good backs in the SEC, so you have alot to choose from" or something along those lines, then cool.

Nobody is saying Tate is a bad back. He's one of the best in the SEC. For that matter, I would be ashamed if in one of these interviews Ingram came out and said that he himself was the best back in the SEC. Some might think it, sure. Even he may think it, and thats fine. But you go out there and show it on the field, and let that do the talking.
Title: Re: Ben Tate
Post by: Argo on November 17, 2009, 03:51:43 PM
Or like some of those peckerheads I used to work with that worked in the jail that would tell people they took the police test, and scored high enough, but just enjoyed being in the jail, and weren't afraid to work the street.  They'd have to go on and tell you how dangerous the jail can be too.  You know the kind I'm talking about?

Quit beating around the bush and just say it.
Title: Re: Ben Tate
Post by: Godfather on November 17, 2009, 03:56:09 PM
Quit beating around the bush and just say it.
All right. I’ll say it. ‘Cause Truman was too much of a pussy to let MacArthur go in there and blow out those Commie bastards!
Title: Re: Ben Tate
Post by: Mr. Sensible on November 17, 2009, 04:06:10 PM
All right. I’ll say it. ‘Cause Truman was too much of a pussy to let MacArthur go in there and blow out those Commie bastards!

Back to School is a fun movie.

Historically, that's bullshit. Truman dropped the motherfucking A bomb. Twice. Respect that man. MacArthur had more than a few screws loose. It made him great, but very dangerous.
Title: Re: Ben Tate
Post by: Wargasm on November 18, 2009, 05:06:08 PM
Ben "jack you in the taint" Tate is the man.  His tears make planets grow.
So he's a taint jacker, how gay. You know from experience? Sounds like it.
Title: Re: Ben Tate
Post by: Townhallsavoy on November 18, 2009, 05:17:22 PM
So he's a taint jacker, how gay. You know from experience? Sounds like it.

Go fist your dog!
Title: Re: Ben Tate
Post by: Mr. Sensible on November 18, 2009, 05:18:21 PM
So he's a taint jacker, how gay. You know from experience? Sounds like it.

:taunt:
Title: Re: Ben Tate
Post by: ibelonginprison on November 18, 2009, 06:42:26 PM
So he's a taint jacker, how gay. You know from experience? Sounds like it.

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Title: Re: Ben Tate
Post by: Mr. Sensible on November 18, 2009, 08:09:36 PM
Go suck it Todd.  :fu:

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