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Title: Anyone up for a beer or 12 this afternoon?
Post by: Ogre on January 14, 2008, 04:22:31 PM
Anyone up for drinking a brew in Birmingham this afternoon/tonight?
Title: Re: Anyone up for a beer or 12 this afternoon?
Post by: wesfau on January 14, 2008, 04:23:57 PM
In case I haven't said it lately:

Fuck you.

I'll drink some here....alone....
Title: Re: Anyone up for a beer or 12 this afternoon?
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on January 14, 2008, 04:24:11 PM
In Panama City tonight, so drink one or 15 for me....

fuck knows I need one.... :sneer:
Title: Re: Anyone up for a beer or 12 this afternoon?
Post by: Ogre on January 14, 2008, 04:27:07 PM
In case I haven't said it lately:

Fuck you.

I'll drink some here....alone....

Just another manic Monday for you.  Make sure you take a half dozen anti-depressants before you drink.
Title: Re: Anyone up for a beer or 12 this afternoon?
Post by: Saniflush on January 14, 2008, 04:27:14 PM
In Panama City tonight, so drink one or 15 for me....

fuck knows I need one.... :sneer:

What you need is a beer at the Gold Nugget.
Title: Re: Anyone up for a beer or 12 this afternoon?
Post by: Thrilla on January 14, 2008, 04:30:11 PM
What you need is a beer at the Gold Nugget.

Fuck that!  The Show 'n Tail is the place to drink a beer there.  Although I'm pretty sure it shut down due to "Health Code" Violations. 
Title: Re: Anyone up for a beer or 12 this afternoon?
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on January 14, 2008, 04:31:03 PM
What you need is a beer at the Gold Nugget.

A classy joint I bet!  :vn:

Think I may just get a few at the stop and rob across the street and chill....  I've been everywhere from Montgomery, Dothan, and Tallahassee today...   :bar:
Title: Re: Anyone up for a beer or 12 this afternoon?
Post by: Ogre on January 14, 2008, 04:31:30 PM
Fuck that!  The Show 'n Tail is the place to drink a beer there.  Although I'm pretty sure it shut down due to "Health Code" Violations. 

Probably from that time you splooged in your pants when you got that lapdance.
Title: Re: Anyone up for a beer or 12 this afternoon?
Post by: wesfau on January 14, 2008, 04:32:20 PM
What you need is a beer at the Gold Nugget.

Try the Show N Tale down on Thomas Drive.  I haven't been in a decade or so, but it was a very low-budget place then (read: you can get some stank on your hangdown).
Title: Re: Anyone up for a beer or 12 this afternoon?
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on January 14, 2008, 04:32:53 PM
Probably from that time you splooged in your pants when you got that lapdance.


Fuck you and your Show n' Tail!  ...and choke on a dick!


...just kidding...

 :silence:
Title: Re: Anyone up for a beer or 12 this afternoon?
Post by: Ogre on January 14, 2008, 04:34:44 PM

Fuck you and your Show n' Tail!  ...and choke on a dick!


...just kidding...

 :silence:

Hit a little close to home there, Chopper?   :big:
Title: Re: Anyone up for a beer or 12 this afternoon?
Post by: Thrilla on January 14, 2008, 04:36:50 PM
Probably from that time you splooged in your pants when you got that lapdance.

That just may be a true story as the last time I was there I got in with my Learner's Permit at the horny age of 15.

"Of course I'm 18, sir, now let me see some titties!"   Good times.
Title: Re: Anyone up for a beer or 12 this afternoon?
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on January 14, 2008, 04:39:34 PM
Try the Show N Tale down on Thomas Drive.  I haven't been in a decade or so, but it was a very low-budget place then (read: you can get some stank on your hangdown).

Do the girls have balls like the chick in Thrilla's pic??    That's no toe...that's balls....  One & Two....   B   A   L   L   S

I could go for some good talent right now...    I'm not married yet, so my fiance is still workin' it like a good girl should, so l may be a good guy tonight...  Always a fan of fine female nakedness though...

(no offense ladies...of course... :thumbsup:)
Title: Re: Anyone up for a beer or 12 this afternoon?
Post by: wesfau on January 14, 2008, 04:43:08 PM
Do the girls have balls like the chick in Thrilla's pic??    That's no toe...that's balls....  One & Two....   B   A   L   L   S

I could go for some good talent right now...    I'm not married yet, so my fiance is still workin' it like a good girl should, so l may be a good guy tonight...  Always a fan of fine female nakedness though...

(no offense ladies...of course... :thumbsup:)

No balls, but if it's still open, the girls are probably in the 2-3 range on a scale of 10.
Title: Re: Anyone up for a beer or 12 this afternoon?
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on January 14, 2008, 04:46:01 PM
No balls, but if it's still open, the girls are probably in the 2-3 range on a scale of 10.

Sweeeet.  Reminds me of the old "Crossroads" just north of "fucking" Pratt-vegas.  :puke:
Title: Re: Anyone up for a beer or 12 this afternoon?
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on January 14, 2008, 07:02:54 PM
There's a place called "Toy Box" Gentlmen's club a few blocks away...two doors down from the "Black Angus Steakhouse"....  :vn:
Title: Re: Anyone up for a beer or 12 this afternoon?
Post by: AUChizad on January 14, 2008, 10:22:08 PM
Sweeeet.  Reminds me of the old "Crossroads" just north of "fucking" Pratt-vegas.  :puke:
Ah, my first tittie bar. Went at the ripe old age of 17 with the fake ID's I made for me and my friends.

There was one hot chick that worked there. Harley. She hung out at our table all night (topless) trying to get us to spend that extra cash. We didn't look her in the eyes once I don't think. A couple years later I saw her at a private show, and it was quite nice. I tried to get her for the failure of a bachelor party I had a few months ago but couldn't find her. Last I heard she told us that her daughter was about to turn 18 and they were gonna do a mother-daughter show.
 :tongue: :tits:
Title: Re: Anyone up for a beer or 12 this afternoon?
Post by: Saniflush on January 15, 2008, 06:51:56 AM
Fuck that!  The Show 'n Tail is the place to drink a beer there.  Although I'm pretty sure it shut down due to "Health Code" Violations. 

 :jesus: H Christ we gotta get you fuckers out more.  The Show-N-Tail "accidentally" burned down a couple of years ago. 
Title: Re: Anyone up for a beer or 12 this afternoon?
Post by: wesfau on January 15, 2008, 10:45:05 AM
:jesus: H Christ we gotta get you fuckers out more.  The Show-N-Tail "accidentally" burned down a couple of years ago. 

Ah...the old "friction fire".  Happens when the bank account rubs up against the insurance policy.

I rarely go to PC, thus my ignorance of the fate of the S&T.
Title: Re: Anyone up for a beer or 12 this afternoon?
Post by: Saniflush on January 15, 2008, 10:59:50 AM
Ah...the old "friction fire".  Happens when the bank account rubs up against the insurance policy.

I rarely go to PC, thus my ignorance of the fate of the S&T.

Ignorance of the fate of mandatory jumping off tittie flops is no excuse.  Knowledge is power.
Title: Re: Anyone up for a beer or 12 this afternoon?
Post by: Jumbo on January 15, 2008, 11:04:25 AM
Ah...the old "friction fire".  Happens when the bank account rubs up against the insurance policy.

I rarely go to PC, thus my ignorance of the fate of the S&T.
Wesley's Booby Trap has been dealing with friction fires for years.
Title: Re: Anyone up for a beer or 12 this afternoon?
Post by: Saniflush on January 15, 2008, 11:11:23 AM
Wesley's Booby Trap has been dealing with friction fires for years.

Isn't that the one there outside of Dothan?  I saw someone there with three nipples.  P.T. Barnum quality!
Title: Re: Anyone up for a beer or 12 this afternoon?
Post by: Jumbo on January 15, 2008, 11:18:58 AM
Isn't that the one there outside of Dothan?  I saw someone there with three nipples.  P.T. Barnum quality!
Nope its in Sumiton up there on hwy 78, but you can see the same 3 teeth or nipple dancin' as the hott spot in Dothan!
Title: Re: Anyone up for a beer or 12 this afternoon?
Post by: AUChizad on January 15, 2008, 11:31:16 AM
Isn't that the one there outside of Dothan?  I saw someone there with three nipples.  P.T. Barnum quality!
Did she just moonlight as stripper, but had a day job as a fortune teller at a flea market?
"I'm sensing something very hard."
"I'm convinced, she's got the gift."
Title: Re: Anyone up for a beer or 12 this afternoon?
Post by: Saniflush on January 15, 2008, 11:40:09 AM
Did she just moonlight as stripper, but had a day job as a fortune teller at a flea market?
"I'm sensing something very hard."
"I'm convinced, she's got the gift."

Nah... That was at the dirt mall.