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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: D-Day on September 22, 2007, 04:58:49 PM

Title: JohnDeere
Post by: D-Day on September 22, 2007, 04:58:49 PM
Well, well, well. I now know who you are in real life. After all that time on AUN you neeeeeeeeever bothered to tell me that you joined. I see how it is. Well, the cat's out of the bag now.

Welcome to the new treehouse. Prepare for your life to become a living hell.
Title: Re: JohnDeere
Post by: Saniflush on September 22, 2007, 06:40:33 PM
Welcome.  Make sure you have your thick skin on.
Title: Re: JohnDeere
Post by: JohnDeere on September 22, 2007, 11:54:28 PM
Well, well, well. I now know who you are in real life. After all that time on AUN you neeeeeeeeever bothered to tell me that you joined. I see how it is. Well, the cat's out of the bag now.

Welcome to the new treehouse. Prepare for your life to become a living hell.

 :bag:
Title: Re: JohnDeere
Post by: D-Day on September 22, 2007, 11:56:20 PM
:bag:

Jackass.
Title: Re: JohnDeere
Post by: JohnDeere on September 23, 2007, 12:06:08 AM
Jackass.
Where's the love?
Title: Re: JohnDeere
Post by: Ogre on September 23, 2007, 12:09:43 AM
Welcome to the board, JD.  Apparently you and Liger have some old flame to re-kindle, so I ask that you keep the cyber-sex to PM's only.  Some of the fags around here may get too worked up if they read that shit.
Title: Re: JohnDeere
Post by: D-Day on September 23, 2007, 12:15:09 AM
Some of the fags around here may get too worked up if they read that shit.

You're right, T6 told me how easily you're turned on.
Title: Re: JohnDeere
Post by: JohnDeere on September 23, 2007, 12:29:16 AM
You're right, T6 told me how easily you're turned on.

Unlike the good CaptainL, guys in dress blues don't turn me on.
Title: Re: JohnDeere
Post by: D-Day on September 23, 2007, 12:31:59 AM
Unlike the good CaptainL, guys in dress blues don't turn me on.

Instead it's guys in Marine Corps cammies. I think Sani should be able to help you in that department.
Title: Re: JohnDeere
Post by: Saniflush on September 23, 2007, 05:03:33 PM
Instead it's guys in Marine Corps cammies. I think Sani should be able to help you in that department.

don't ask don't tell.
Title: Re: JohnDeere
Post by: AWK on September 24, 2007, 02:00:52 AM
Good thing I live near a school, and its also a good thing that all of you molesters have violated megans law. 
Title: Re: JohnDeere
Post by: Tiger Six on September 24, 2007, 10:53:30 AM
So, who is the mysterious JohnDeere? 

And why does he pose as a football referee on aunation?

Does he know Ron Craddock?
Title: Re: JohnDeere
Post by: D-Day on September 24, 2007, 10:59:41 AM
Does he know Ron Craddock?

No, but I think he knows you.
Title: Re: JohnDeere
Post by: Tiger Six on September 24, 2007, 12:07:54 PM
No, but I think he knows you.
Well, fuck me silly.  I looked at his email adress. 

I wonder why he never told us. 
Title: Re: JohnDeere
Post by: D-Day on September 24, 2007, 12:11:37 PM
 
I wonder why he never told us. 

Cause he's one of those faggot engineer officers. You know how they are.
Title: Re: JohnDeere
Post by: Tiger Six on September 24, 2007, 12:41:42 PM
Watch your mouth, boy.

Just remember, your branch is the same one that produced one Atlee Anderson.
Title: Re: JohnDeere
Post by: D-Day on September 24, 2007, 01:06:21 PM
Just remember, your branch is the same one that produced one Atlee Anderson.

Hence why I am going to a different one.
Title: Re: JohnDeere
Post by: JohnDeere on September 25, 2007, 10:45:42 AM
Well, fuck me silly.  I looked at his email adress. 

I wonder why he never told us. 

Hell, I thought you knew all along. When you were a Mod on aunation you emailed that address the week I joined to tell me I was sick bastard for posting the pics of dead rag heads.
Title: Re: JohnDeere
Post by: Tiger Six on September 25, 2007, 03:31:08 PM
Hell, I thought you knew all along. When you were a Mod on aunation you emailed that address the week I joined to tell me I was sick bastard for posting the pics of dead rag heads.
I hit the send email, but I couldn't see your address.

That was a pretty fucked up picture and really wasn't in line with that website.  You can post it here if you want. 

So, are you a high school football referee in real life or do you just play one on TV?
Title: Re: JohnDeere
Post by: Saniflush on September 25, 2007, 03:37:18 PM
Yes.  Please to be posting.  I am down with the dead ............
Title: Re: JohnDeere
Post by: JohnDeere on September 26, 2007, 10:20:36 AM
I hit the send email, but I couldn't see your address.

That was a pretty fucked up picture and really wasn't in line with that website.  You can post it here if you want. 

So, are you a high school football referee in real life or do you just play one on TV?

I would post them, but I don't want to give CaptianL nightmares.

I was a member of the Huntsville football officials assoc. Two weeks ago at Sparkman, I tossed a little shit head wingback. He tried to buck up on me and I grabbed his face mask and slung him to the ground.  He had being saying shit to me the entire game. I tried to play it off like an accident, but the assoc. suspended me. Then I told the assoc. I didn't want to be in their pannsy ass assoc and told them I was going to the Decatur assoc; so they tossed me.

I'm a descent baseball umpire though.
Title: Re: JohnDeere
Post by: Tiger Six on September 26, 2007, 11:03:37 AM
I would post them, but I don't want to give CaptianL nightmares.

I was a member of the Huntsville football officials assoc. Two weeks ago at Sparkman, I tossed a little shit head wingback. He tried to buck up on me and I grabbed his face mask and slung him to the ground.  He had being saying shit to me the entire game. I tried to play it off like an accident, but the assoc. suspended me. Then I told the assoc. I didn't want to be in their pannsy ass assoc and told them I was going to the Decatur assoc; so they tossed me.

I'm a descent baseball umpire though.

Yeah, putting your hands on a player is pretty much a no go, unless you're trying to break up a fight.  Sounds like you had a reason to do so, but that is still much much a big taboo.  The association really had no choice in the matter, if they wanted to stay in good graces with the AHSAA.  Greg Brewer called you yet? 

You can come down to Birmingham and call basketball if you want.  We start meeting on October 7th.
Title: Re: JohnDeere
Post by: D-Day on September 26, 2007, 11:07:43 AM
I would post them, but I don't want to give CaptianL nightmares.

Aw, now that's just fucked up. Wait... are we talking about pics of dead hajis or your significant other?

I'm a descent baseball umpire though.

Does that mean you've seen better days?
Title: Re: JohnDeere
Post by: Saniflush on September 26, 2007, 11:10:35 AM
Aw, now that's just fucked up. Wait... are we talking about pics of dead hajis or your significant other?

Are they the same?
Title: Re: JohnDeere
Post by: JohnDeere on September 26, 2007, 11:23:48 AM
Aw, now that's just fucked up. Wait... are we talking about pics of dead hajis or your significant other?

Does that mean you've seen better days?

Hey, Sparky, don't you need to be working on the Family Readiness Group newsletter or something. Go take some digital pics of the troopies working to put in the newsletter.
Title: Re: JohnDeere
Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 26, 2007, 11:32:02 AM
Burn!

Did you trade in your spurs for a typewriter, Adam? Surely you're still a real soldier and not one of those Family Support Center babysitting fags.
Title: Re: JohnDeere
Post by: D-Day on September 26, 2007, 11:50:33 AM
Burn!

Did you trade in your spurs for a typewriter, Adam? Surely you're still a real soldier and not one of those Family Support Center babysitting fags.

No, no. I assure you my spurs are still fastened securely to my boots and I am first and foremost a cavalry officer. Mr. Weekend Warrior just suffers from an inferiority complex which is understandable. He doesn't fully grasp the concept that while I may specialize in communications I can also employ an M3A3 or M1A2 in cavalry operations just as well as my fellow officers who specialize in said operations. Family Readiness newsletters? Nice try but a bit outside my lane. That's what we have a rear detachment commander for.

But enginerds are cool. Just ask 'em. Hell, they even have their own special little buttons they get to wear on their dress uniforms unlike everyone else in the Army. If that's not high speed I don't know what is!
Title: Re: JohnDeere
Post by: JohnDeere on September 26, 2007, 12:56:30 PM
No, no. I assure you my spurs are still fastened securely to my boots and I am first and foremost a cavalry officer. Mr. Weekend Warrior just suffers from an inferiority complex which is understandable. He doesn't fully grasp the concept that while I may specialize in communications I can also employ an M3A3 or M1A2 in cavalry operations just as well as my fellow officers who specialize in said operations. Family Readiness newsletters? Nice try but a bit outside my lane. That's what we have a rear detachment commander for.

But enginerds are cool. Just ask 'em. Hell, they even have their own special little buttons they get to wear on their dress uniforms unlike everyone else in the Army. If that's not high speed I don't know what is!

So you went down to the motorpool and asked around until some troopies let you drive the M3 or M1 across the motorpool. You can employ an M1 from the west side of the motorpool to the east side of the motorpool, or did they let you ride with them over to the fuel point?
"Hey Sir, you are going to have to get off the track now"

IMHO, Engineers are nothing but the Infantry's beyotch.
Title: Re: JohnDeere
Post by: D-Day on September 26, 2007, 01:04:11 PM
So you went down to the motorpool and asked around until some troopies let you drive the M3 or M1 across the motorpool.

Hey, it's a really big motorpool, ok? Shutup.

Actually... I did qualify on an M1 during tank table XII and cav table XIII gunnery in the TC position. We had the rounds to spare so I jumped at the opportunity. Of course I probably screwed myself... it the other TC ever gets killed I'm probably taking his place.  :sad:

IMHO, Engineers are nothing but the Infantry's beyotch.

You better hope Eric Stratton doesn't read this.
Title: Re: JohnDeere
Post by: Saniflush on September 26, 2007, 01:09:45 PM
IMHO, Engineers are nothing but the Infantry's beyotch.

"Bangalore torpedoes to the front!"
Title: Re: JohnDeere
Post by: Godfather on September 26, 2007, 01:14:13 PM
I'm lost
Title: Re: JohnDeere
Post by: Saniflush on September 26, 2007, 01:19:40 PM
I'm lost

Civilian puke!
Title: Re: JohnDeere
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 26, 2007, 01:25:16 PM
LOL...LMAO...ROTFLMAO.  You military types with all your playful banter about your guns and your tanks and your camo and all your abbreviations.

You really crack me up. 
Title: Re: JohnDeere
Post by: D-Day on September 26, 2007, 01:26:00 PM
I'm lost
You're also a fag so what's your point?
Title: Re: JohnDeere
Post by: Saniflush on September 26, 2007, 01:27:32 PM
You're also a fag so what's your point?

He's a lost fag?
Title: Re: JohnDeere
Post by: D-Day on September 26, 2007, 01:27:56 PM
LOL...LMAO...ROTFLMAO.  You military types with all your playful banter about your guns and your tanks and your camo and all your abbreviations.

You really crack me up. 
And to think I let you use the term "ammo dump" in my presence. You're dead to me.
Title: Re: JohnDeere
Post by: D-Day on September 26, 2007, 01:29:26 PM
He's a lost fag?
Excellent point.
Title: Re: JohnDeere
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 26, 2007, 01:37:59 PM
War Monger.  I hate you and I'm reporting you to the Moderators.

Besides, we need to be talking about snatch anyway.
Title: Re: JohnDeere
Post by: Saniflush on September 26, 2007, 01:39:25 PM
War Monger.  I hate you and I'm reporting you to the Moderators.

Besides, we need to be talking about snatch anyway.

You're here.  No need.  Double negative.
Title: Re: JohnDeere
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 26, 2007, 01:45:11 PM
Yeah well, keep talkin' there Mr. Smarty Britches.  You just made the list too.

I'll be over at the Auburn porn thread if you need me.
Title: Re: JohnDeere
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 26, 2007, 01:46:42 PM
By the way, do they make cords for a monitor long enough to reach the bathroom?
Title: Re: JohnDeere
Post by: Saniflush on September 26, 2007, 01:47:29 PM
Yeah well, keep talkin' there Mr. Smarty Britches.  You just made the list too.

I'll be over at the Auburn porn thread if you need me.

You need to quit going over there to look at mglKSAU's cock.
Title: Re: JohnDeere
Post by: Ogre on September 26, 2007, 01:48:19 PM
Just grab some TP and lock your door like a real man.  Tell everyone you have a conference call.   Then it's :taunt: city.
Title: Re: JohnDeere
Post by: Godfather on September 26, 2007, 03:27:59 PM
You're also a fag so what's your point?

Thats not what you called me last night ;)
Title: Re: JohnDeere
Post by: D-Day on September 26, 2007, 04:12:28 PM
You are correct Brian I am a fag, and I like chocolate covered raisins, and watching rainbows fade away.


Edit Note: I was posting from my phone you jackass
Title: Re: JohnDeere
Post by: JohnDeere on September 26, 2008, 01:05:06 PM
Yes.  Please to be posting.  I am down with the dead ...............

Here you go. #1


EDIT: I never saw that, but it's gone now.
Title: Re: JohnDeere
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 26, 2008, 03:37:47 PM
Instead it's guys in Marine Corps cammies. I think Sani should be able to help you in that department.
If he won't, I will!  I have always had a soft spot for Gyrines...
Title: Re: JohnDeere
Post by: Come Honor Face on September 26, 2008, 04:34:16 PM
well shit, who wants to join the Guard, let me know and i'll sign your ass right up.
Title: Re: JohnDeere
Post by: AUChizad on September 28, 2008, 04:39:07 PM
I'm confused as to why the hell this thread was resurrected a year later...
Title: Re: JohnDeere
Post by: Townhallsavoy on September 28, 2008, 04:53:05 PM
I'm confused as to why the hell this thread was resurrected a year later...

I think...and I'm only thinking...that JohnDeere and Wes got into a fight in some other thread.  I believe I saw some jarring somewhere else.  SO, somehow, this old thread got brought up, and Wes decided to delete a picture of a dead body that JohnDeere had posted.  When he did that, he came up like someone made a new comment. 

Then again, I might have just pulled all of this out of my ass. 
Title: Re: JohnDeere
Post by: wesfau2 on September 29, 2008, 10:38:18 AM
I think...and I'm only thinking...that JohnDeere and Wes got into a fight in some other thread.  I believe I saw some jarring somewhere else.  SO, somehow, this old thread got brought up, and Wes decided to delete a picture of a dead body that JohnDeere had posted.  When he did that, he came up like someone made a new comment. 

Then again, I might have just pulled all of this out of my ass. 

There were no dead bodies.  We have no rules against dead people.  What are you, an anti-discorporate?  Where's the tolerance?
Title: Re: JohnDeere
Post by: Townhallsavoy on September 29, 2008, 10:46:02 PM
There were no dead bodies.  We have no rules against dead people.  What are you, an anti-discorporate?  Where's the tolerance?

You damn right. 

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