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Pat Dye Field => Signing Day => Topic started by: The Prowler on May 09, 2009, 02:33:22 PM
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Jorrell Bostrom OL 6'4 370 Bakersfield C.C. (CA.)
Boss graduated HS from Nampa (Id.) in '02, went on a four year church mission trip out of HS...then he attended BCC for two years. He'll have three years to play two.
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He needs to beef up a little.
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He needs to beef up a little.
I was thinking the same thing.
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What a fat tub of shit. :thumbsup:
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Jeebus. That's like an 8 foot tall center in basketball. If he has 1% talent, he'll be a badass.
(See the 332 lb Andre Smith)
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Jeebus. That's like an 8 foot tall center in basketball. If he has 1% talent, he'll be a badass.
(See the 332 lb Andre Smith)
So what you're saying is that Mt. Cody is good too? Glad to hear a rival talking about something like that.
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So what you're saying is that Mt. Cody is good too? Glad to hear a rival talking about something like that.
It was a backhanded compliment. Don't worry.
He's a fat fuck, and primarily due to this genetic trait he was able to go sixth overall in the NFL draft.
This guy's 40 pounds MORE of a fat fuck. With any hint of talent whatsoever, he'll serve his purpose on the OL just fine.
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It was a backhanded compliment. Don't worry.
He's a fat fuck, and primarily due to this genetic trait he was able to go sixth overall in the NFL draft.
This guy's 40 pounds MORE of a fat fuck. With any hint of talent whatsoever, he'll serve his purpose on the OL just fine.
...only on running plays.
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All you gotta do is put in a 5' 10" 185 lb. DL and he'll scoot past him before he can move.
AKA. Scotty Chamblee......
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All you gotta do is put in a 5' 10" 185 lb. DL and he'll scoot past him before he can move.
AKA. Scotty Chamblee......
True, assuming he's a slow fat fuck.
As I said, it's not 100% genetics. He's gotta have some speed and talent as well. For curiosity's sake, does anyone know what this kids 40 is?
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He's gotta have some speed and talent as well. For curiosity's sake, does anyone know what this kids 40 is?
I heard he ran a fo....eva...
That doesn't work as well typed out.......
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I ain't sayin' that boy's fat, but when he turns completely around, they throw him a welcome back party.
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True, assuming he's a slow fat fuck.
As I said, it's not 100% genetics. He's gotta have some speed and talent as well. For curiosity's sake, does anyone know what this kids 40 is?
I'm assuming Olde English, but he's been seen with Colt 45 a time or two.
Ole boy is so fat that when he dresses in red, all the kids gather around him singing "Wacky, Wild, Kool-Aid Style!"
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Ole boy is so fat that when he dresses in red, all the kids gather around him singing "Wacky, Wild, Kool-Aid Style!"
And when he wears yellow, all the neighborhood kids try to climb on board.
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He's so fat he had his portrait painted with a roller.
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Man, I heard he's so fat that he has more chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
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Dude, he's so fat, his cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
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DAMN!
I read somewhere that he was so fat that he was baptized at Sea World.
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DAMN!
I read somewhere that he was so fat that he was baptized at Sea World.
That boy's so fat, when he walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 commercials.
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DAMN!
He's so fat, that if you swerve to miss hitting him with your car...you'll run out of gas.
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I heard he was so fat, he had to put on is belt with a boomarang.
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Jorrell Bostrom....Big Pimp
(http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v260/207/0/743715396/n743715396_3279945_2736.jpg)
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I'm afraid to ask how you got access to his facebook pictures...
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That boy's so fat, when he goes to a restaurant he don't get a menu...he gets an estimate.
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I'm afraid to ask how you got access to his facebook pictures...
Yeah...I don't know what you're talking about.
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Yeah...I don't know what you're talking about.
Stalker!
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I heard he was so fat, he resides in the zip code 9021OMG!!!
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I heard he was so fat, he resides in the zip code 9021OMG!!!
He's so fat, he fell in love...and broke it.
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He is so fat, when that bitch on the right got through fucking him, she had to roll over TWICE to get off...
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He's so fat it takes two buses and a train to get on his good side.
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I heard he was so fat, that one time he was thrown into the sky.... and got stuck.
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That boy is so fat they made a song about his weight...8675309.
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He's so fat, he stepped on the scales and it said, "One at a time, please."
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He's so fat, when he opens the refrigerator it begs, "Please be gentle".
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He's so fat, when he opens the refrigerator it begs, "Please be gentle".
You couldn't let this thing die could you? Just give it up dude. We all know he is so fat he could roll over a dollar and make 4 quarters...
But this thread is old. This thread is so old, if it had a social security number, it would be 000-00-0001.
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Old? Old? Yo mama's old. In fact, she's so old, she went to an antique auction and 3 people bid on her.
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Please, man. Yo mama's so old, that when she farts, mummy dust comes out.
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Just stop it. Yo mama's so old, her sneakers say "Air Jesus".
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Just stop it. Yo mama's so old, her sneakers say "Air Jesus".
Yes, she was a big fan of Jesus. In fact, she's so old, that she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
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Yes, she was a big fan of Jesus. In fact, she's so old, that she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Old is right. She's so old, she knew Capn' Crunch when he was a Private.
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Old is right. She's so old, she knew Capn' Crunch when he was a Private.
That's right. She also knew Burger King when he was a Prince.
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That's right. She also knew Burger King when he was a Prince.
She's so old, the key on Benjamin Franklin's kite was to her apartment.
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Oh yeah, and she's so old, she thinks pudding is too tough.
She's so old, her blood has faded.
She's so old, when she needs to measure her bustline, she measures her waistline.
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She's so old, the key on Benjamin Franklin's kite was to her apartment.
:rofl: +158. I haven't heard that one before.