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Title: Which stretch limo will be rollin tomorrow?
Post by: The Prowler on April 28, 2009, 08:57:09 PM
Stretch Bentley?

(http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm42/theprowler64/StretchBentley.jpg)

or

Stretch Rolls Royce?

(http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm42/theprowler64/StretchRolls.jpg)
Title: Re: Which stretch limo will be rollin tomorrow?
Post by: Birmingham on April 28, 2009, 09:20:18 PM
Does nobody see why it is amost a necesity for whatever vehicle they ride in to be black and not white?  I'm tying cans to its fender if I see it tomorrow and I could give a damn if it's a bentley.



(this is an old ass computer at work and it isn't capable of spell check, I'm sorry if there are spelling errors in my posts between 2:00-10:00.  Spelling errors that occur on times other than that are simply because I was too lazy to press the little spell check button at the top of the screen)
Title: Re: Which stretch limo will be rollin tomorrow?
Post by: Birmingham on April 28, 2009, 09:24:43 PM
Another thing, I'd throw the company an extra $200.00 and ask them to remove all of their advertisment completely from the vehicle.  You're putting your own advertising on them (flags/magnets) and then you have "TOUCH OF CLASS CALL 1-888-546-6330" in the middle of the window?  Damn !?!?!?!?!
Title: Re: Which stretch limo will be rollin tomorrow?
Post by: Birmingham on April 28, 2009, 09:26:51 PM
Oh, and TUCK IN YOUR SHIRTS!!!!
You make your players do it, YOU DO IT!
Title: Re: Which stretch limo will be rollin tomorrow?
Post by: Birmingham on April 28, 2009, 09:28:00 PM
I'm done...
Title: Re: Which stretch limo will be rollin tomorrow?
Post by: AWK on April 28, 2009, 09:39:11 PM
I'm done...
Tell your players to stop growing tits.

I'm done...
Title: Re: Which stretch limo will be rollin tomorrow?
Post by: boartitz on April 28, 2009, 09:40:21 PM
This would impress me.
Title: Re: Which stretch limo will be rollin tomorrow?
Post by: Birmingham on April 28, 2009, 09:48:08 PM
Quote
Tell your players to stop growing tits.

I'm done...

Dina :  I had no idea you could milk a cat.
Greg Focker: Oh yeah, you can milk anything with nipples.
Jack : I have nipples Greg. Could you milk me?
Title: Re: Which stretch limo will be rollin tomorrow?
Post by: AWK on April 29, 2009, 12:03:43 AM
Dina :  I had no idea you could milk a cat.
Greg Focker: Oh yeah, you can milk anything with nipples.
Jack : I have nipples Greg. Could you milk me?
Your first name is Gaylord?
Title: Re: Which stretch limo will be rollin tomorrow?
Post by: The Prowler on April 29, 2009, 12:12:16 AM
Another thing, I'd throw the company an extra $200.00 and ask them to remove all of their advertisment completely from the vehicle.  You're putting your own advertising on them (flags/magnets) and then you have "TOUCH OF CLASS CALL 1-888-546-6330" in the middle of the window?  Damn !?!?!?!?!
It's called advertising.  And, the Touch of Class limo company will probably see a spike in interest.
Title: Re: Which stretch limo will be rollin tomorrow?
Post by: wesfau2 on April 29, 2009, 09:18:53 AM
Tell your players to stop growing tits.


Look, Fred, she's gotten her boobies.  And they're soooo perky!
Title: Re: Which stretch limo will be rollin tomorrow?
Post by: Saniflush on April 29, 2009, 09:31:10 AM

Look, Fred, she's gotten her boobies.  And they're soooo perky!


The Donga need food
Title: Re: Which stretch limo will be rollin tomorrow?
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 29, 2009, 09:47:00 AM
He's got on plaid pants and a striped shirt.


No, he's not retarded.
Title: Re: Which stretch limo will be rollin tomorrow?
Post by: Saniflush on April 29, 2009, 09:56:16 AM
Oto-mo-biiile?
Title: Re: Which stretch limo will be rollin tomorrow?
Post by: wesfau2 on April 29, 2009, 10:10:50 AM
The Donga need food

No more yanky my wanky!
Title: Re: Which stretch limo will be rollin tomorrow?
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 29, 2009, 10:34:29 AM
What are you complainin' about?  At least you're not sleeping underneath a guy named after a duck's dork.