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Title: Fire Coach K
Post by: Tarheel on February 12, 2009, 12:51:53 PM
I read this editorial earlier today on a Tarheel site called "FireCoachK.com" and I thought about my dook friends on this board (Harvey Birdman and Aubie16) and how much they'd appreciate reading this too.

From FireCoachK.com, all emphasis is my own:

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Suck It, Chaminade! dook's 'D' is Way Better Than Yours

[12 Feb 2009]
[posted by 'Ghost of Gaudet']

We would like to commend the master motivator and strategic genius Coach K on limiting UNC to 101 points tonight, proving that dook's defense is indeed tougher than that of UNC-Asheville (which allowed 116 points to the Tar Heels), Chaminade (115 points), and the College of Charleston (108 points), each of which displayed a clear lack of flopping and floor-slapping.

However, the Blue Devils' much-ballyhooed defense is evidently not quite as good as that of Oral Roberts (which held UNC to 100 points), Evansville (91 points) or Valpo (85 points). In fairness, though, none of those teams are burdened by starting Greg Paulus, who tonight played the role of Rihanna to Ty Lawson's Chris Brown.

Further diminishing what used to be a decent rivalry, tonight's 101-87 win (yawn) is UNC's fifth in the past six meetings, and the fourth straight time that Tyler Hansbrough and Danny Green have walked out of that quaint little gym in Derm with a victory. Something must be done to get this rivalry back on track -- which is why we put it to you, Kevin White, to shitcan Coach K today ... which happens to be Day 1776 in dook's Final Four drought. That's right, 1776. What better time to declare your independence from this evil tyrant?

The link:
http://firecoachk.ning.com/profiles/blogs/suck-it-chaminade-dooks-d-is (http://firecoachk.ning.com/profiles/blogs/suck-it-chaminade-dooks-d-is)
Title: Re: Fire Coach K
Post by: ssgaufan on February 12, 2009, 01:15:51 PM
Yeah fire that mother fucker.  We'll take him, and they can have Lebo.
Title: Re: Fire Coach K
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 12, 2009, 01:48:24 PM
I try to speak calmly and rationally about the rivalry, breaking down the strategies and different nuances of each respective program.  However;

FUCK YOU AND YOUR PUKIN' OUT THE CAR, PASSIN' OUT ASS RAPED, TARHEEL PIMPIN', ROY WILLIAMS SCHLONG BLOWIN' SELF.....BITCH!!!

I feel much better now.  I need a latte.
Title: Re: Fire Coach K
Post by: Tarheel on February 12, 2009, 01:52:03 PM
I try to speak calmly and rationally about the rivalry, breaking down the strategies and different nuances of each respective program.  However;

FUCK YOU AND YOUR PUKIN' OUT THE CAR, PASSIN' OUT ASS RAPED, TARHEEL PIMPIN', ROY WILLIAMS SCHLONG BLOWIN' SELF.....BITCH!!!

I feel much better now.  I need a latte.

Don't hate!  I didn't write that commentary.  But I thought it was funny as hell.

And I couldn't help but post it.

Dook will have a chance to redeem themselves on March 8th when we host them at the Dean Dome.

Enjoy your latte.
Title: Re: Fire Coach K
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 12, 2009, 01:54:21 PM
Don't hate!  I didn't write that commentary.  But I thought it was funny as hell.

And I couldn't help but post it.

Dook will have a chance to redeem themselves on March 8th when we host them at the Dean Dome.

Enjoy your latte.

Fuck it.  I'm really mad so I'm going with an orange mocha latte.  And don't try to tell me what time of day it is.  I'm well aware of that but I'm still gonna' do it.
Title: Re: Fire Coach K
Post by: Thrilla on February 12, 2009, 02:55:44 PM
Fuck it.  I'm really mad so I'm going with an orange mocha latte.  And don't try to tell me what time of day it is.  I'm well aware of that but I'm still gonna' do it.

Caffeine monger.
Title: Re: Fire Coach K
Post by: ssgaufan on February 12, 2009, 03:14:16 PM
Fuck it.  I'm really mad so I'm going with an orange mocha latte.  And don't try to tell me what time of day it is.  I'm well aware of that but I'm still gonna' do it.

Careful there Princess, I don't want you to get burnt.
Title: Re: Fire Coach K
Post by: Godfather on February 12, 2009, 03:20:01 PM
Wait...we have a basketball forum on this site..?? WTF! How did I end up here and why are my pants unzipped?
Title: Re: Fire Coach K
Post by: Godfather on February 12, 2009, 03:24:03 PM
oh yeah I forgot to add...Who the fuck cares?



Tarbitch when you comin down with Sani for a little Surf, Turf and Herf?
Title: Re: Fire Coach K
Post by: Tarheel on February 12, 2009, 03:38:12 PM
oh yeah I forgot to add...Who the fuck cares?



Tarbitch when you comin down with Sani for a little Surf, Turf and Herf?

Say the word and I'm there!

What say you, Sani?
Title: Re: Fire Coach K
Post by: Tarheel on February 12, 2009, 03:42:58 PM
oh yeah I forgot to add...Who the fuck cares?



Tarbitch when you comin down with Sani for a little Surf, Turf and Herf?

Show some love for college hoops, man! 

Don't make me migrate to the UNC Forums when I'm having such a blast here on The X.
Title: Re: Fire Coach K
Post by: Godfather on February 12, 2009, 03:51:21 PM
Show some love for college hoops, man! 

Don't make me migrate to the UNC Forums when I'm having such a blast here on The X.
I keed, I actually like the Tourney, outside of football, it is my second favorite sporting event to watch.  I have a hard time getting into the regualr season, something about a mango and a bucket gets me.
Title: Re: Fire Coach K
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 12, 2009, 04:00:43 PM
Wait...we have a basketball forum on this site..?? WTF! How did I end up here and why are my pants unzipped?

They're probably unzipped because you figured Tyler Hansbrough just had to be looking to give someone a blow job.  You know, since his mouth is permanently affixed in open blow job position.
Title: Re: Fire Coach K
Post by: Tarheel on February 12, 2009, 04:49:16 PM
They're probably unzipped because you figured Tyler Hansbrough just had to be looking to give someone a blow job.  You know, since his mouth is permanently affixed in open blow job position.

Somebody needs some more sprinkles for his orange mocha latte.
Title: Re: Fire Coach K
Post by: Tarheel on February 12, 2009, 04:52:33 PM
I keed, I actually like the Tourney, outside of football, it is my second favorite sporting event to watch.  I have a hard time getting into the regualr season, something about a mango and a bucket gets me.

Yeah, I knew you were keeding; we'll have to setup another Tigers X bracket tournament for the tournament...I think Thrilla took point on that last season.

You should've come up for the First Annual TigersX Basketball Outing, BK.  Much of it is a blur for me but I think a good time was had by all.

Just don't let Sani get you in the sleeper hold.
Title: Re: Fire Coach K
Post by: Thrilla on February 12, 2009, 05:19:12 PM

Just don't let Sani get you in the sleeper hold.

And just think...what you saw is only when you were awake.
Title: Re: Fire Coach K
Post by: Tarheel on February 12, 2009, 05:26:12 PM
And just think...what you saw is only when you were awake.

I don't want to know.
Title: Re: Fire Coach K
Post by: Ogre on February 12, 2009, 07:45:57 PM
I don't want to know.

The photos are floating somewhere on Al Gore's interwebs.
Title: Re: Fire Coach K
Post by: Tarheel on February 12, 2009, 09:28:18 PM
The photos are floating somewhere on Al Gore's interwebs.

Well...so much for my future political career.
Title: Re: Fire Coach K
Post by: wreckingball on February 13, 2009, 12:12:26 AM
What's up with all the Tarheel fans on here? Are there a lot of democrats on this forum?
Title: Re: Fire Coach K
Post by: Tarheel on February 13, 2009, 10:03:06 AM
What's up with all the Tarheel fans on here? Are there a lot of democrats on this forum?

That, sir, is a non-sequitur. 

You need to take that to the political forum; where you'll find I'm not a Democrat socialist.  I can't speak for the rest of these dook fans.
Title: Re: Fire Coach K
Post by: Saniflush on February 13, 2009, 10:11:55 AM
The photos are floating somewhere on Al Gore's interwebs.

I gotta remember to download those damn pictures off of the camera.
Title: Re: Fire Coach K
Post by: Tarheel on February 13, 2009, 10:16:42 AM
I gotta remember to download those damn pictures off of the camera.

Please delete them.  If some shekels have to change hands to make that happen lemme know.
Title: Re: Fire Coach K
Post by: Thrilla on February 16, 2009, 02:44:20 PM
Please delete them.  If some shekels have to change hands to make that happen lemme know.

Last I checked, you can't put a price on infamy. 

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Title: Re: Fire Coach K
Post by: Tarheel on February 16, 2009, 03:40:06 PM
Last I checked, you can't put a price on infamy. 

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"Everyone has a price, my friend."