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Title: Aight....Here's the Staff as of 2009, Feb. 15th
Post by: The Prowler on January 06, 2009, 06:37:23 PM
Auburn's Coaching Staff as of February 15th, 2009 with their Grillz ratings:

Head Coach: Coach Gene Chizik (5 Grillz)
Offensive Coordinator/QB Coach: Coach Gus Malzahn (6 Grillz)
Running Back Coach/Recruiting Coordinator: Coach Curtis Luper (6 Grillz)
Assistant Head Coach/Wide Receiver: Coach Trooper Taylor (6 Grillz and a Pimp Cup)
Offensive Line Coach: Coach Jeff Grimes (5 Grillz)
Tight Ends/Special Teams: Coach Jay Boulware (4 Grillz)

Defensive Coordinator/Inside LB Coach: Coach Ted Roof (5 Grillz)
Defensive Line Coach: Coach Tracy Rocker (6 Grillz)
Safety Coach/Outside LB Coach: Coach Tommy Thigpen (6 Grillz)
Corner Back Coach: Coach Phillip Lolley (4 Grillz)
Title: Re: Aight....Here's the Staff as of 2009, Jan. 6th
Post by: wesfau2 on January 07, 2009, 10:27:38 AM
Both lines and DBs left.

Those are pretty crucial hires.
Title: Re: Aight....Here's the Staff as of 2009, Jan. 6th
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 07, 2009, 10:42:31 AM
Can we call Boulware Coach Boo Boo Kitty Fuck?  That would be quite a lovely tea party.
Title: Re: Aight....Here's the Staff as of 2009, Jan. 6th
Post by: Jumbo on January 07, 2009, 02:52:17 PM
Quote from: Buzz Killington on January 07, 2009, 10:42:31 AM
Can we call Boulware Coach Boo Boo Kitty Fuck?  That would be quite a lovely tea party.
You kinky bitch.
Title: Re: Aight....Here's the Staff as of 2009, Jan. 13th
Post by: The Prowler on January 13, 2009, 05:53:20 PM
*BUMP*
Title: Re: Aight....Here's the Staff as of 2009, Jan. 13th
Post by: AUChizad on January 13, 2009, 06:30:56 PM
Boulware'd better pick up the slack. We don't have room for 4 Grillz coaches on our staff.
Title: Re: Aight....Here's the Staff as of 2009, Jan. 13th
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on January 13, 2009, 06:33:20 PM
Looks like a pretty good staff so far.  Lots of color in there Mr Barkley.
Title: Re: Aight....Here's the Staff as of 2009, Jan. 13th
Post by: Kaos on January 13, 2009, 06:45:02 PM
Quote from: AUTailgatingRules on January 13, 2009, 06:33:20 PM
Looks like a pretty good staff so far.  Lots of color in there Mr Barkley.

What's the top ranking? 

Finebaum has Chiz 11th out of 12 SEC coaches in his column today.   So does that mean Urban Meyer gets eleventy billion grillz?
Title: Re: Aight....Here's the Staff as of 2009, Jan. 13th
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on January 13, 2009, 06:47:25 PM
Quote from: Kaos on January 13, 2009, 06:45:02 PM
What's the top ranking? 

Finebaum has Chiz 11th out of 12 SEC coaches in his column today.   So does that mean Urban Meyer gets eleventy billion grillz?

When did you stoop to quoting Finebaum?  Are you really surprised he would say that.  I'd be willing to bet that if you rated the entire staff at each program we would be nowhere near 11th.
Title: Re: Aight....Here's the Staff as of 2009, Jan. 13th
Post by: Kaos on January 13, 2009, 07:16:32 PM
Quote from: AUTailgatingRules on January 13, 2009, 06:47:25 PM
When did you stoop to quoting Finebaum?  Are you really surprised he would say that.  I'd be willing to bet that if you rated the entire staff at each program we would be nowhere near 11th.

I'm bored.
Title: Re: Aight....Here's the Staff as of 2009, Jan. 13th
Post by: boartitz on January 13, 2009, 07:48:23 PM
Quote from: Kaos on January 13, 2009, 07:16:32 PM
I'm bored.
You need a sex change. Then you wouldn't be like this but once a month.
Title: Re: Aight....Here's the Staff as of 2009, Jan. 13th
Post by: AUChizad on January 13, 2009, 09:00:53 PM
Quote from: Kaos on January 13, 2009, 06:45:02 PM
What's the top ranking? 

Finebaum has Chiz 11th out of 12 SEC coaches in his column today.   So does that mean Urban Meyer gets eleventy billion grillz?
That article is a raving crock of shit and you know it. The old Kevin would have ripped it to shreds.

1. Meyer just won the NC for the second time in three years. Der.

2. Golly darn, I really wanted to put Saban Almighty at #1, but you can't defy the logic posted in #1.

3. I'm familiar with Richt. He's been at the same SEC job for a while. He had some success last season.

4. Nutt?? This is where it gets ridiculous. Again, basing this on the fact that he knows him as a SEC head coach? Only explanation.

5. Petrino. Yeah. He's off to a great start...A dig at Auburn perhaps?

6. Les Miles. Guess winning the SEC last year only puts you middle of the pack. That is if you want to STILL credit Saban for his sucess...

7. Spurrier...Is this based on 1996 or 2009??

8. Johnson...again, myopic.

9. Brooks?  :big:

10. Mullen?  :rofl:

11. Petrino is given all the credit in the world his work as a coordinator. Not Chizik. Not a word about this staff he's assembled? This'll piss those barners off.

12. Kiffin. Last. Well, can't make it obvious I'm trying to piss off the barners and give bammers something to masturbate to. Better put uat's OTHER hated rivalry last. Again, Petrino's judged on his body of work as an OC. Not Kiffin with Southern Cal. Saban's a God for sucking shit in the NFL. Kiffin's NFL career means jack shit.

This "article" is not worthy of printing out and wiping my ass with.
Title: Re: Aight....Here's the Staff as of 2009, Jan. 13th
Post by: Kaos on January 13, 2009, 09:52:30 PM
Who? 

I'd rip it to shreds if I didn't find the order about right, if not the logic.  And I don't disagree with a lot of the logic, really. 

Nutt was successful (in fits and starts) at Arkansas. Made as many SEC-CG appearances as Tuberville who was hailed by most (until this season) as one of the top three coaches in the SEC.

Petrino deserves credit for winning at Lousiville, which is not what you'd call a traditional powerhouse. The logic for ranking him ahead of Chizik is pretty straightforward:  college head coaching success vs. not so much.  Did Arkansas improve game by game last season?  Little question there.  I don't like him, but he did a good job.

I hate fucking Saban, but you can't argue with his ability to recruit or the fact that he squeezed a lot out of a team that really wasn't worth two shits.  Granted his success came against a dismally down SEC, but still.  There was definite improvement over last season.

Miles is a fucking retard.  Nobody here disagrees with that.  Defending him now?  No.

On paper, right now, Mullen is a better HC option than Chiz.  Finebaum isn't talking about the Crazy 88 Staff he's recruiting or banking on the kids of a few more AU coaches screwing up at other schools and looking for a place to land.  Only evaluating him as a HC.  Mullen doesn't have the baggage. And he's got more bling.

You're seriously going to argue that the guy who took Vandy to their first bowl Davy Crockett killed a bear (he was only three) doesn't deserve at least that much recognition or more?

Or that Brooks hasn't earned his props for the job he's done at KY? 

I was just ribbing Prowler and his ragingly optimistic rating of Chiz, really.  But of all the articles I've read from Finebaum, that one deserves the least raping.


Quote from: Chizad on January 13, 2009, 09:00:53 PM
That article is a raving crock of shit and you know it. The old Kevin would have ripped it to shreds.

1. Meyer just won the NC for the second time in three years. Der.

2. Golly darn, I really wanted to put Saban Almighty at #1, but you can't defy the logic posted in #1.

3. I'm familiar with Richt. He's been at the same SEC job for a while. He had some success last season.

4. Nutt?? This is where it gets ridiculous. Again, basing this on the fact that he knows him as a SEC head coach? Only explanation.

5. Petrino. Yeah. He's off to a great start...A dig at Auburn perhaps?

6. Les Miles. Guess winning the SEC last year only puts you middle of the pack. That is if you want to STILL credit Saban for his sucess...

7. Spurrier...Is this based on 1996 or 2009??

8. Johnson...again, myopic.

9. Brooks?  :big:

10. Mullen?  :rofl:

11. Petrino is given all the credit in the world his work as a coordinator. Not Chizik. Not a word about this staff he's assembled? This'll piss those barners off.

12. Kiffin. Last. Well, can't make it obvious I'm trying to piss off the barners and give bammers something to masturbate to. Better put uat's OTHER hated rivalry last. Again, Petrino's judged on his body of work as an OC. Not Kiffin with Southern Cal. Saban's a God for sucking shit in the NFL. Kiffin's NFL career means jack shit.

This "article" is not worthy of printing out and wiping my ass with.
Title: Re: Aight....Here's the Staff as of 2009, Jan. 13th
Post by: AUChizad on January 13, 2009, 10:50:54 PM
Quote from: Kaos on January 13, 2009, 09:52:30 PM
Who? 

I'd rip it to shreds if I didn't find the order about right, if not the logic.  And I don't disagree with a lot of the logic, really. 

Nutt was successful (in fits and starts) at Arkansas. Made as many SEC-CG appearances as Tuberville who was hailed by most (until this season) as one of the top three coaches in the SEC.

Petrino deserves credit for winning at Lousiville, which is not what you'd call a traditional powerhouse. The logic for ranking him ahead of Chizik is pretty straightforward:  college head coaching success vs. not so much.  Did Arkansas improve game by game last season?  Little question there.  I don't like him, but he did a good job.

I hate fucking Saban, but you can't argue with his ability to recruit or the fact that he squeezed a lot out of a team that really wasn't worth two shits.  Granted his success came against a dismally down SEC, but still.  There was definite improvement over last season.

Miles is a fucking retard.  Nobody here disagrees with that.  Defending him now?  No.

On paper, right now, Mullen is a better HC option than Chiz.  Finebaum isn't talking about the Crazy 88 Staff he's recruiting or banking on the kids of a few more AU coaches screwing up at other schools and looking for a place to land.  Only evaluating him as a HC.  Mullen doesn't have the baggage. And he's got more bling.

You're seriously going to argue that the guy who took Vandy to their first bowl Davy Crockett killed a bear (he was only three) doesn't deserve at least that much recognition or more?

Or that Brooks hasn't earned his props for the job he's done at KY? 

I was just ribbing Prowler and his ragingly optimistic rating of Chiz, really.  But of all the articles I've read from Finebaum, that one deserves the least raping.


You've changed, man.
Title: Re: Aight....Here's the Staff as of 2009, Feb. 15th
Post by: The Prowler on February 15, 2009, 08:05:32 PM
*BUMP*
Title: Re: Aight....Here's the Staff as of 2009, Feb. 15th
Post by: AUChizad on February 18, 2009, 09:48:37 AM
Look at this in all its glory. Yes, Kevin, I fondled myself to this twice already.

http://auburntigers.cstv.com/sports/m-footbl/spec-rel/m-footbl-coaches.html (http://auburntigers.cstv.com/sports/m-footbl/spec-rel/m-footbl-coaches.html)

Note how the entire defensive staff is scowling while the entire offensive staff is smiling with the exception of Luper, who just looks like a bad motherfucker, shades & all.
Title: Re: Aight....Here's the Staff as of 2009, Feb. 15th
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 18, 2009, 10:40:13 AM
When I think about them, I touch myself. 
Title: Re: Aight....Here's the Staff as of 2009, Feb. 15th
Post by: The Prowler on February 18, 2009, 06:37:33 PM
Quote from: Chizad on February 18, 2009, 09:48:37 AM
Look at this in all its glory. Yes, Kevin, I fondled myself to this twice already.

http://auburntigers.cstv.com/sports/m-footbl/spec-rel/m-footbl-coaches.html (http://auburntigers.cstv.com/sports/m-footbl/spec-rel/m-footbl-coaches.html)

Note how the entire defensive staff is scowling
Ummm, the entire Defensive Staff is not scowling, Coach Rock is smiling. lol....seriously.

and yes, Coach Lup is a bad mutha fucker.
Title: Re: Aight....Here's the Staff as of 2009, Feb. 15th
Post by: AUChizad on February 18, 2009, 07:04:20 PM
Quote from: The Prowler on February 18, 2009, 06:37:33 PM
Ummm, the entire Defensive Staff is not scowling, Coach Rock is smiling. lol....seriously.
(http://grfx.cstv.com/photos/schools/aub/sports/m-footbl/auto_headshot/2758039.jpeg)
Is that what that is?
Title: Re: Aight....Here's the Staff as of 2009, Feb. 15th
Post by: The Prowler on February 18, 2009, 08:29:29 PM
Quote from: Chizad on February 18, 2009, 07:04:20 PM
(http://grfx.cstv.com/photos/schools/aub/sports/m-footbl/auto_headshot/2758039.jpeg)
Is that what that is?
LOL, Yup.  I'm tellin' y'all, Coach Rock is a fuckin' "Supa Freak".
Title: Re: Aight....Here's the Staff as of 2009, Feb. 15th
Post by: Jumbo on February 18, 2009, 08:51:39 PM
Quote from: Chizad on February 18, 2009, 07:04:20 PM
(http://grfx.cstv.com/photos/schools/aub/sports/m-footbl/auto_headshot/2758039.jpeg)
Is that what that is?
thats a smile for coach Rock.
Title: Re: Aight....Here's the Staff as of 2009, Feb. 15th
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 18, 2009, 08:59:53 PM
Ya'll gots some weird takes on what a smile look like.  He looks like he walked in the kitchen and caught someone stealin' a biscuit off his plate.
Title: Re: Aight....Here's the Staff as of 2009, Feb. 15th
Post by: Jumbo on February 18, 2009, 09:13:24 PM
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on February 18, 2009, 08:59:53 PM
Ya'll gots some weird takes on what a smile look like.  He looks like he walked in the kitchen and caught someone stealin' a biscuit off his plate.
He would have blood all over his shirt if that happened.
Title: Re: Aight....Here's the Staff as of 2009, Feb. 15th
Post by: AUChizad on February 19, 2009, 12:03:13 AM
Quote from: Jumbo on February 18, 2009, 09:13:24 PM
He would have blood all over his shirt if that happened.
I actually chortled.