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Title: Foxworthy
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 01, 2021, 03:03:47 PM
Saw Jeff Foxworthy last night in Montgomery.  Yeah I know, that's like saying I have tickets to Nickelback.  But the tix were free, along with the doubles of Maker's Mark over ice.  Yes that's right.  No DCP anywhere in the mix.

Very entertaining concert.  He's put the, "you might be a redneck" bit away, and most of his show is just story telling.  And if you've been married for any length of time, I don't care if you like JF or not, you would have been rolling.

Also got to talk to Jackie Bushman while in line for my Maker's Marks.  Bushman graduated from Auburn and played pro tennis, winning a few titles.  He left tennis and started Buckmasters, which has made him quite the millionaire. Nice life to be able to make stupid money doing hunting shows with celebrities.
Title: Re: Foxworthy
Post by: Saniflush on October 04, 2021, 10:13:47 AM
along with the doubles of Maker's Mark over ice.  Yes that's right.  No DCP anywhere in the mix.

Glad to hear that you are finally drinking bourbon like a man.  Not so mini Snags must have showed you how.
Title: Re: Foxworthy
Post by: AUJarhead on October 04, 2021, 11:44:24 AM
Glad to hear that you are finally drinking bourbon like a man.  Not so mini Snags must have showed you how.

I've heard the Cajun Assassin runs on nicotine, bourbon, and hate.
Title: Re: Foxworthy
Post by: GH2001 on October 04, 2021, 04:45:54 PM
I've heard the Cajun Assassin runs on nicotine, bourbon, and hate.

But mostly hate.
Title: Re: Foxworthy
Post by: Godfather on October 05, 2021, 01:13:29 PM
But mostly hate.

He ain't no Cowboy Buddy Love and you can tell him I said that!
Title: Re: Foxworthy
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 05, 2021, 02:08:05 PM
He ain't no Cowboy Buddy Love and you can tell him I said that!

The Assassin would take Cowboy's lunch money.
Title: Re: Foxworthy
Post by: GH2001 on October 05, 2021, 03:04:01 PM
The Assassin would take Cowboy's lunch money.

can I get the assassins autograph and a form handshake Saturday?

Please?

Word on the skreets is that ric flair may be on the planez Sarrrday....I would shit my pants if he came strolling by.
Title: Re: Foxworthy
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 05, 2021, 03:27:20 PM
can I get the assassins autograph and a form handshake Saturday?

Please?

Word on the skreets is that ric flair may be on the planez Sarrrday....I would shit my pants if he came strolling by.

I met him when he was the champ.  No big deal.  He looked me right in the eye and said, "I know you ain't talkin' to me, darlin'."  And I said, "No sir", and then sat down. 


I think we bonded on another level.
Title: Re: Foxworthy
Post by: GH2001 on October 05, 2021, 03:33:04 PM
I met him when he was the champ.  No big deal.  He looked me right in the eye and said, "I know you ain't talkin' to me, darlin'."  And I said, "No sir", and then sat down. 


I think we bonded on another level.

Gee...you really told him.
Title: Re: Foxworthy
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 05, 2021, 03:43:15 PM
Gee...you really told him.

I back down from no man.  Now I may sit down in a chair, hold my arms up in a defensive posture and whimper like a puppy....but backing down?  Oh hell naw.
Title: Re: Foxworthy
Post by: Godfather on October 05, 2021, 06:01:13 PM
Gee...you really told him.

He got mind control over Flair. Flair be like "shut the fuck up." Snags be quiet. But when Flair leaves, Snags be talking again.
Title: Re: Foxworthy
Post by: wesfau2 on October 05, 2021, 06:14:44 PM
He got mind control over Flair. Flair be like "shut the fuck up." Snags be quiet. But when Flair leaves, Snags be talking again.

It'll be like it's both ours.  We'll just keep it at my house.