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Title: Happy 89th...
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 22, 2020, 03:45:01 PM
...to our resident KISS groupie and lover of all things tomato.  The one and only Kaos.  Hope your day is filled with hookers, blow, pern and weird encounters with Bama fans at the Best Buys.  
Title: Re: Happy 89th...
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 22, 2020, 04:50:26 PM
Didn't realize he was that young.

Happy Birthday!
Title: Re: Happy 89th...
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 22, 2020, 05:03:00 PM
Quote from: Buzz Killington on April 22, 2020, 04:50:26 PM
Didn't realize he was that young.

Happy Birthday!
He stays in great shape, though.

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/07/28/15/36AB9FA500000578-0-image-a-5_1469716574018.jpg) (https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailymail.co.uk%2Fhealth%2Farticle-3712825%2FIs-old-man-strength-REAL-phenomenon-Older-men-stronger-expected-why.html&psig=AOvVaw3Bt-JJOmuIfPrGdFYXvsPH&ust=1587674842930000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAIQjRxqFwoTCJCo4u7z_OgCFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD)
Title: Re: Happy 89th...
Post by: WiregrassTiger on April 22, 2020, 07:58:17 PM
Quote from: Snaggletiger on April 22, 2020, 05:03:00 PM
He stays in great shape, though.

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/07/28/15/36AB9FA500000578-0-image-a-5_1469716574018.jpg) (https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailymail.co.uk%2Fhealth%2Farticle-3712825%2FIs-old-man-strength-REAL-phenomenon-Older-men-stronger-expected-why.html&psig=AOvVaw3Bt-JJOmuIfPrGdFYXvsPH&ust=1587674842930000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAIQjRxqFwoTCJCo4u7z_OgCFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD)
I am so happy that K is working out in quarantine. He actually looks better than the last time I saw him. Happy 89, you hard headed codger.

Title: Re: Happy 89th...
Post by: WiregrassTiger on April 22, 2020, 07:59:17 PM
How many push ups can you do?

Wes: My feelings are not hurt that you didn’t participate in my happy birthday thread. I did not give a care.

But I cannot believe that you would stoop so low as to not post happy birthday to kaos. Do better. 89, dammit.
Title: Re: Happy 89th...
Post by: CCTAU on April 23, 2020, 12:11:44 AM
89 seems a bit high.

Happy 59th Kaos!
Title: Re: Happy 89th...
Post by: The Six on April 23, 2020, 07:49:55 AM
Happy Birthday
Title: Re: Happy 89th...
Post by: GH2001 on April 23, 2020, 09:10:47 AM
shout it, shout it....shout it out loud. 
Title: Re: Happy 89th...
Post by: Kaos on April 23, 2020, 09:33:04 AM
Thanks.  

I damn sure feel old.  Sitting here in a bathrobe trying to decide if that feeling in my gut means I'm hungry or just need to take a shit. 
Title: Re: Happy 89th...
Post by: GH2001 on April 23, 2020, 10:21:04 AM
Quote from: Kaos on April 23, 2020, 09:33:04 AM
Thanks. 

I damn sure feel old.  Sitting here in a bathrobe trying to decide if that feeling in my gut means I'm hungry or just need to take a shit.
never trust a fart
Title: Re: Happy 89th...
Post by: Saniflush on April 23, 2020, 10:48:25 AM
Quote from: Kaos on April 23, 2020, 09:33:04 AM
Thanks. 

I damn sure feel old.  Sitting here in a bathrobe trying to decide if that feeling in my gut means I'm hungry or just need to take a shit.
I would advise you to do both
Title: Re: Happy 89th...
Post by: WiregrassTiger on April 23, 2020, 12:35:31 PM
Quote from: Saniflush on April 23, 2020, 10:48:25 AM
I would advise you to do both
I would listen to him, k. As you know, this man knows about shits.

Gene Sarazen may have hit the shot heard round the world at Augusta in 1935 but Sani took the shit heard round the world in the bed of a pickup in Auburn. Both are legendary.

I hear about both as just a wee lad.

To have the man responsible for that shit contribute to your birthday thread is something to be very proud of.

He did in mine too, btw.

You really don’t look a day over 86.