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Title: Cancelled Madness
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 11, 2020, 11:08:46 AM: For those of you who participated last year, you probably just got an email inviting you to join again this year for the 654th annual Tigers X March Madness Bracketology contest. If you did not play last year, here is the link to go join now.
~~http://tigersx.mayhem.cbssports.com~~ (http://tigersx.mayhem.cbssports.com)
Title: Re: Pearl Madness is back
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 11, 2020, 12:18:25 PM: I don't know. It doesn't look like a very exciting tournament to me. Out of all the teams in it, I'd have to pick Gonzaga. But, Utah State, Bradley, Winthrop, Liberty, Belmont and North Dakota State really don't do anything for me. What a boring tournament. Plus, there won't be anybody at the games with the Corona's floating around.

In all srsns, I love this time of year. These smaller school and mid-major conference tournaments are badazz and watching those kind of teams punch their ticket is a lot of fun. Unless our Tiggers are winning some games, I don't really care about the Power 5 tournaments. But for the smaller schools, it's like watching 3-4 national championship celebrations every night.
Title: Re: Pearl Madness is back
Post by: CCTAU on March 11, 2020, 12:52:35 PM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on March 11, 2020, 12:18:25 PM
I don't know. It doesn't look like a very exciting tournament to me. Out of all the teams in it, I'd have to pick Gonzaga. But, Utah State, Bradley, Winthrop, Liberty, Belmont and North Dakota State really don't do anything for me. What a boring tournament. Plus, there won't be anybody at the games with the Corona's floating around.

In all srsns, I love this time of year. These smaller school and mid-major conference tournaments are badazz and watching those kind of teams punch their ticket is a lot of fun. Unless our Tiggers are winning some games, I don't really care about the Power 5 tournaments. But for the smaller schools, it's like watching 3-4 national championship celebrations every night.
just because you got your ass kicked last season by a more informed picker, does not mean you start making excuses now.
Suck it up and make your sucky picks again this season.

Bring it!
Title: Re: Pearl Madness is back
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 11, 2020, 01:02:15 PM: Quote from: CCTAU on March 11, 2020, 12:52:35 PM
just because you got your ass kicked last season by a more informed picker, does not mean you start making excuses now.
Suck it up and make your sucky picks again this season.

Bring it!
To be the man, you gotta' beat the man. You are wearing out my mouse. Seems that every time I'm in one of these lame ass pick em' contests, I have to scroll and scroll and scroll down towards the bottom to find your name. You're just a fly in the ointment, Hans.
Title: Re: Pearl Madness is back
Post by: CCTAU on March 11, 2020, 01:10:34 PM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on March 11, 2020, 01:02:15 PM
To be the man, you gotta' beat the man. You are wearing out my mouse. Seems that every time I'm in one of these lame ass pick em' contests, I have to scroll and scroll and scroll down towards the bottom to find your name. You're just a fly in the ointment, Hans.
Apparently you sucked so bad last year that you quit looking at the leader board once I blew your doors off.

7th place is no way to go through life son...
Title: Re: Pearl Madness is back
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 11, 2020, 02:09:42 PM: You two get a room already
Title: Re: Pearl Madness is back
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 11, 2020, 02:39:37 PM: Quote from: CCTAU on March 11, 2020, 01:10:34 PM
Apparently you sucked so bad last year that you quit looking at the leader board once I blew your doors off.

7th place is no way to go through life son...
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Title: Re: Pearl Madness is back
Post by: Kaos on March 11, 2020, 04:18:37 PM: I'd like to make the Final Four, win the whole thing and all that. But if by some miraculous fluke that didn't happen?

I'd derive a certain sense of hilarity from seeing Dayton do that. Alabama's fired basketball coach Anthony Grant currently has the Flyers ranked third in the polls and a potential number one seed. I find that amusing.
Title: Re: Pearl Madness is back
Post by: CCTAU on March 11, 2020, 04:48:04 PM: Quote from: Kaos on March 11, 2020, 04:18:37 PM
I'd like to make the Final Four, win the whole thing and all that. But if by some miraculous fluke that didn't happen?

I'd derive a certain sense of hilarity from seeing Dayton do that. Alabama's fired basketball coach Anthony Grant currently has the Flyers ranked third in the polls and a potential number one seed. I find that amusing.
Yeah, well. He was too tall for bammer.
Title: Re: Pearl Madness is back
Post by: CCTAU on March 11, 2020, 04:50:17 PM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on March 11, 2020, 02:09:42 PM
You two get a room already
No room necessary. Dat boy has already been screwed!
Title: Re: Pearl Madness is back
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 11, 2020, 05:06:37 PM: Quote from: CCTAU on March 11, 2020, 04:50:17 PM
No room necessary. Dat boy has already been screwed!
Ha!!! Revisionist history. 3 years running, I wore the crown. Won the battles but never received the Crown. Buzz, how was that Crown this past season?
Title: Re: Pearl Madness is back
Post by: CCTAU on March 11, 2020, 05:15:49 PM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on March 11, 2020, 05:06:37 PM
Ha!!! Revisionist history. 3 years running, I wore the crown. Won the battles but never received the Crown. Buzz, how was that Crown this past season?

Old and feeble minded? This ain't the crown. This is March Madness.

2017 Snags was a lame 3rd
2018 Snags was a lame 6th(unless he claims his wife's win)
2019 Snags was a lame 7th

This season shall be no different.

Prepare to be schooled again.
Title: Re: Pearl Madness is back
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 11, 2020, 05:22:08 PM: Quote from: CCTAU on March 11, 2020, 05:15:49 PM
Old and feeble minded? This ain't the crown. This is March Madness.

2017
You're mad! Mad I tell ya'. It doesn't matter what sport the picks are in, domination is the name of my game. It could be Equestrian or Tiddlywinks. Doesn't matter. I will ALWAYS be at the top....of the middle tier....of the lower half of the standings. In fact, I have a t-shirt that says "Captain Mediocrity".

Deal with that!
Title: Re: Pearl Madness is back
Post by: Kaos on March 11, 2020, 06:50:44 PM: Will there still be a Tigerwalk if the arena is empty?

Asking for a friend.

(https://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Aubie+Tiger+NCAA+Basketball+Tournament+First+e0j-2kR1TfKl.jpg)
Title: Re: Pearl Madness is back
Post by: CCTAU on March 12, 2020, 01:57:36 AM: Yes. But it will be quiet and introspective.
Title: Re: Pearl Madness is back
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 12, 2020, 08:54:06 AM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on March 11, 2020, 05:06:37 PM
Ha!!! Revisionist history. 3 years running, I wore the crown. Won the battles but never received the Crown. Buzz, how was that Crown this past season?
I wore that bitch everywhere for about 3 months...then the candy started melting.
Title: Re: Pearl Madness is back
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 12, 2020, 08:54:39 AM: Quote from: Kaos on March 11, 2020, 06:50:44 PM
Will there still be a Tigerwalk if the arena is empty?

Asking for a friend.

(https://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Aubie+Tiger+NCAA+Basketball+Tournament+First+e0j-2kR1TfKl.jpg)
Gate A
Title: Re: Pearl Madness is back
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 12, 2020, 09:58:15 AM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on March 12, 2020, 08:54:39 AM
Gate A
What time does Tiger Walk start?
Title: Re: Pearl Madness is back
Post by: GH2001 on March 12, 2020, 09:59:21 AM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on March 12, 2020, 08:54:39 AM
Gate A
is that 230 eastern or central time?
Title: Re: Pearl Madness is back
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 12, 2020, 10:01:58 AM: Quote from: GH2001 on March 12, 2020, 09:59:21 AM
is that 230 eastern or central time?
Uh huh.
Title: Re: Pearl Madness is back
Post by: GH2001 on March 12, 2020, 10:08:02 AM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on March 12, 2020, 10:01:58 AM
Uh huh.
k. thanks
Title: Re: Pearl Madness is back
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 12, 2020, 10:30:01 AM: At least now we can add another meaningless stat line to College Basketball going forward. Shooting % with no crowd ~~noise~~.
Title: Re: Pearl Madness is back
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 12, 2020, 10:40:20 AM: Heard some rival smack on the call-inz this morning. Regular caller who is a Florida State fan, said FSU should be ready to play today because they have some inside information. Leonard Hamilton called Manny Diaz at Miami to find out what it's like to play in front of empty seats.

chortles
Title: Re: Pearl Madness is back
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 12, 2020, 11:31:01 AM: I got COVID-19 going all the way
Title: Re: Pearl Madness is back
Post by: Godfather on March 12, 2020, 02:32:50 PM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on March 12, 2020, 11:31:01 AM
I got COVID-19 going all the way
Stealer of jokes...I want my $1
Title: Re: Pearl Madness is back
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 12, 2020, 03:48:15 PM: Quote from: Godfather on March 12, 2020, 02:32:50 PM
Stealer of jokes...I want my $1
How about some surgical gloves instead?
Title: Re: Pearl Madness is back
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 12, 2020, 03:49:29 PM: BTDubs, if anybody wants a good deal on some Final 4 tickets, hit me up.
Title: Re: Pearl Madness is back
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 12, 2020, 04:14:45 PM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on March 12, 2020, 03:49:29 PM
BTDubs, if anybody wants a good deal on some Final 4 tickets, hit me up.
Daaaamn!!! I'm sending you a PM now. Do you take personal checks?
Title: Re: Pearl Madness is back
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 12, 2020, 04:24:26 PM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on March 12, 2020, 04:14:45 PM
Daaaamn!!! I'm sending you a PM now. Do you take personal checks?
Not anymore from you.

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Title: Re: Pearl Madness is back
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 12, 2020, 04:39:17 PM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on March 12, 2020, 04:24:26 PM
Not anymore from you.

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Title: Re: Pearl Madness is back
Post by: Godfather on March 12, 2020, 05:19:52 PM: March Sadness

$1 to Nook
Title: Re: Cancelled Madness
Post by: wesfau2 on March 12, 2020, 05:37:42 PM: Finally...

I have the PERFECT bracket.

Gimme my $1MM CBS.
Title: Re: Cancelled Madness
Post by: CCTAU on March 12, 2020, 05:54:56 PM: Snags catches a break. No ass whipping for him this season!
Title: Re: Cancelled Madness
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 12, 2020, 06:02:55 PM: Quote from: CCTAU on March 12, 2020, 05:54:56 PM
Snags catches a break. No ass whipping for him this season!
Hey, if I want my ass whipped, I'll damn well make sure I get one and......wait......I mean.....you shut up.
Title: Re: Cancelled Madness
Post by: CCTAU on March 13, 2020, 01:08:05 PM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on March 12, 2020, 06:02:55 PM
Hey, if I want my ass whipped, I'll damn well make sure I get one and......wait......I mean.....you shut up.
Don't get sassy with me, I'm not asking for the day off!
Title: Re: Cancelled Madness
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 13, 2020, 02:28:39 PM: Quote from: CCTAU on March 13, 2020, 01:08:05 PM
Don't get sassy with me, I'm not asking for the day off!
Sanitize your area and get back to work.
Title: Re: Cancelled Madness
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 13, 2020, 03:05:59 PM: If you had West Wirginia and Idaho in the championship game, congrats!

#MarchIllness
Title: Re: Cancelled Madness
Post by: Kaos on March 19, 2020, 10:27:11 AM: CBS or some fucks did a "bracket projection" as a substitute for March Madness.

The only upset of the first round?

Liberty beats Auburn.

Bibberty.
Title: Re: Cancelled Madness
Post by: GH2001 on March 19, 2020, 10:31:44 AM: Quote from: Kaos on March 19, 2020, 10:27:11 AM
CBS or some fucks did a "bracket projection" as a substitute for March Madness.

The only upset of the first round?

Liberty beats Auburn.

Bibberty.
And Kansas and Duke would have booty f'd each other for the title. Sploogefest with the blue bloods. How'd Kansas do last March? Asking for a friend.
Title: Re: Cancelled Madness
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 19, 2020, 10:49:21 AM: Quote from: GH2001 on March 19, 2020, 10:31:44 AM
And Kansas and Duke would have booty f'd each other for the title. Sploogefest with the blue bloods. How'd Kansas do last March? Asking for a friend.
So, you're saying Duke can hang ANOTHER banner?

Sweet!!!!!
Title: Re: Cancelled Madness
Post by: Kaos on March 19, 2020, 10:50:44 AM: Quote from: GH2001 on March 19, 2020, 10:31:44 AM
And Kansas and Duke would have booty f'd each other for the title. Sploogefest with the blue bloods. How'd Kansas do last March? Asking for a friend.
(https://cdn.herosports.com/upload/post/manual/04_19/4/bruce-pearl-scholarships-1554411473.jpeg)

I'll take that question, Carl.
Title: Re: Cancelled Madness
Post by: GH2001 on March 21, 2020, 09:23:14 AM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on March 19, 2020, 10:49:21 AM
So, you're saying Duke can hang ANOTHER banner?

Sweet!!!!!
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