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Title: Fuck Nancy Armour with a rusty chainsaw
Post by: Kaos on March 29, 2019, 10:14:18 AM: https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/columnist/nancy-armour/2019/03/29/bruce-pearl-auburn-march-madness-sweet-16/3301783002/ (https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/columnist/nancy-armour/2019/03/29/bruce-pearl-auburn-march-madness-sweet-16/3301783002/)

But thatâ€™s Pearl. There is no jam too big for him to escape, no sin too grave for him to be forgiven. Somehow, heâ€™s managed to turn sleaze into an attribute.
Title: Re: Fuck Nancy Armour with a rusty chainsaw
Post by: Saniflush on March 29, 2019, 10:45:05 AM: Quote from: Kaos on March 29, 2019, 10:14:18 AM
https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/columnist/nancy-armour/2019/03/29/bruce-pearl-auburn-march-madness-sweet-16/3301783002/ (https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/columnist/nancy-armour/2019/03/29/bruce-pearl-auburn-march-madness-sweet-16/3301783002/)

But thatâ€™s Pearl. There is no jam too big for him to escape, no sin too grave for him to be forgiven. Somehow, heâ€™s managed to turn sleaze into an attribute.
Fuck her. This is her introduction.
I write, I run and I adore my three nephews. My hidden talent is being able to find the nearest Starbucks within five minutes of arriving in a new city.
Tells me all I need to know. She's what's wrong with a lot of America. Hey skirt, learn how to make a cup of coffee.
Title: Re: Fuck Nancy Armour with a rusty chainsaw
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 29, 2019, 11:17:08 AM: What a pathetic and senseless hit piece. mommy part.
Title: Re: Fuck Nancy Armour with a rusty chainsaw
Post by: djsimp on March 29, 2019, 12:04:52 PM: Quote from: Saniflush on March 29, 2019, 10:45:05 AM
Fuck her. This is her introduction.
I write, I run and I adore my three nephews. My hidden talent is being able to find the nearest Starbucks within five minutes of arriving in a new city.
Tells me all I need to know. She's what's wrong with a lot of America. Hey skirt, learn how to make a cup of coffee.

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I write, I run and I adore my three nephews.
This doesn't help her case. I mean I know some folks can't have kids and all but why is it necessary to mention her adoration for her nephews in the same breath as her lifestyle? That tells me she is all up in her head and cray cray. She prolly has her meals planned out in little tiny increments and lives in a museum. Eat bacon cheesburger and get a large dog gir'frien!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Fuck Nancy Armour with a rusty chainsaw
Post by: jmar on March 29, 2019, 12:34:38 PM: Quote from: djsimp on March 29, 2019, 12:04:52 PM
This doesn't help her case. I mean I know some folks can't have kids and all but why is it necessary to mention her adoration for her nephews in the same breath as her lifestyle? That tells me she is all up in her head and cray cray. She prolly has her meals planned out in little tiny increments and lives in a museum. Eat bacon cheesburger and get a large dog gir'frien!!!!!!!
Yeah, yeah...except the cheeseburger part.
She's probably just an anal vegan with a bone to pick.
Title: Re: Fuck Nancy Armour with a rusty chainsaw
Post by: CCTAU on March 29, 2019, 01:00:53 PM: Poor girl. She ain't got nobody to make a sammich for...
Title: Re: Fuck Nancy Armour with a rusty chainsaw
Post by: wesfau2 on March 29, 2019, 01:22:37 PM: Quote from: CCTAU on March 29, 2019, 01:00:53 PM
Poor girl. She ain't got nobody to make a sammich for...

She's clearly ornery cause she got all them teeth and no toothbrush.
Title: Re: Fuck Nancy Armour with a rusty chainsaw
Post by: djsimp on March 29, 2019, 01:41:32 PM: Quote from: wesfau2 on March 29, 2019, 01:22:37 PM
She's clearly ornery cause she got all them teeth and no toothbrush.
She's drinkn the wrong kind of water.
Title: Re: fudge Nancy Armour with a rusty chainsaw
Post by: MildredAU on March 29, 2019, 01:50:25 PM: #IbelieveHer

#kaosisacracker
Title: Re: Fuck Nancy Armour with a rusty chainsaw
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 29, 2019, 02:01:47 PM: Quote from: wesfau2 on March 29, 2019, 01:22:37 PM
She's clearly ornery cause she got all them teeth and no toothbrush.
There is somethin' wrong with that boy's medulla oblongata.

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/cu7A8LIzL1o/sddefault.jpg#404_is_fine) (https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwi3_Pj_9afhAhULMt8KHbX4DPAQjRx6BAgBEAU&url=https%3A%2F%2Fuproxx.com%2Fsports%2Fwaterboy-adam-sandler-quotes%2F&psig=AOvVaw0Uqj-UW3raFBVfHiieiLkh&ust=1553968495004997)
Title: Re: fudge Nancy Armour with a rusty chainsaw
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 29, 2019, 02:24:07 PM: Quote from: wesfau2 on March 29, 2019, 01:22:37 PM
She's clearly ornery cause she got all them teeth and no toothbrush.
Momma's wrong again
Title: Re: fudge Nancy Armour with a rusty chainsaw
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 29, 2019, 02:25:47 PM: I know it's fun and popular to pick on the new kids on the block, but fuck you with a goat aids infected dick!
Title: Re: fudge Nancy Armour with a rusty chainsaw
Post by: jmar on March 29, 2019, 02:39:35 PM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on March 29, 2019, 02:25:47 PM
I know it's fun and popular to pick on the new kids on the block, but fuck you with a goat aids infected dick!
We only have recycled old kids with new names.
Title: Re: fudge Nancy Armour with a rusty chainsaw
Post by: djsimp on March 29, 2019, 02:52:47 PM: Quote from: jmar on March 29, 2019, 02:39:35 PM
We only have recycled old kids with new names.
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Title: Re: fudge Nancy Armour with a rusty chainsaw
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 29, 2019, 03:00:11 PM: For the record, I thought she sucked on the LPGA tour too.
Title: Re: Fuck Nancy Armour with a rusty chainsaw
Post by: Kaos on March 29, 2019, 05:06:55 PM: Quote from: Saniflush on March 29, 2019, 10:45:05 AM
Fuck her. This is her introduction.
I write, I run and I adore my three nephews. My hidden talent is being able to find the nearest Starbucks within five minutes of arriving in a new city.
Tells me all I need to know. She's what's wrong with a lot of America. Hey skirt, learn how to make a cup of coffee.
No kids, three nephews.

Lesbian or too ugly to get laid.
Title: Re: Fuck Nancy Armour with a rusty chainsaw
Post by: oldautiger on March 29, 2019, 09:53:38 PM: We kicked dat UNC azz. Fuck her and fuck Georgia
Title: Re: Fuck Nancy Armour with a rusty chainsaw
Post by: CCTAU on March 29, 2019, 10:36:09 PM: Quote from: Kaos on March 29, 2019, 05:06:55 PM
No kids, three nephews.

Lesbian or too ugly to get laid.
Both!
Title: Re: Fuck Nancy Armour with a rusty chainsaw
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 29, 2019, 10:37:25 PM: Quote from: oldautiger on March 29, 2019, 09:53:38 PM
We kicked dat UNC azz. Fuck her and fuck Georgia
Nice finish. Well done.
Title: Re: Fuck Nancy Armour with a rusty chainsaw
Post by: djsimp on April 01, 2019, 06:13:09 PM: Nancy Dicfelout Armour

https://www.facebook.com/anderson.straker.792/videos/413694719425945/ (https://www.facebook.com/anderson.straker.792/videos/413694719425945/)
Title: Re: Fuck Nancy Armour with a rusty chainsaw
Post by: GH2001 on April 01, 2019, 09:18:17 PM: Troy Turner from the auburn opelika news scorched her ass this weekend in an editorial. Bravo sir.