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Title: Hello everyone. Let's all take a moment and welcome me to the board
Post by: PottyMouth on February 25, 2019, 07:20:47 PM
Since I'm a friggin new guy, AMA.  
Title: Re: Hello everyone. Let's all take a moment and welcome me to the board
Post by: GH2001 on February 25, 2019, 07:39:34 PM
Who TF is this? ^^

Anyone with proper protocol knows a dog fisting is step 1 
Title: Re: Hello everyone. Let's all take a moment and welcome me to the board
Post by: Token on February 25, 2019, 07:48:45 PM
Elephant or donkey because that’s important. 
Title: Re: Hello everyone. Let's all take a moment and welcome me to the board
Post by: PottyMouth on February 25, 2019, 07:52:30 PM
Elephant or donkey because that’s important.
I gotta go with the Donkey on this one.  I just cant accept a raping from a bama representative.
Title: Re: Hello everyone. Let's all take a moment and welcome me to the board
Post by: PottyMouth on February 25, 2019, 07:54:01 PM
Who TF is this? ^^

Anyone with proper protocol knows a dog fisting is step 1
How about a finger to start with and we see where things go from there?
Title: Re: Hello everyone. Let's all take a moment and welcome me to the board
Post by: chityeah on February 25, 2019, 10:03:46 PM
How about a finger to start with and we see where things go from there?
You'll take spit and a fist like the rest of us......right? Guys?
Title: Re: Hello everyone. Let's all take a moment and welcome me to the board
Post by: PottyMouth on February 25, 2019, 10:40:11 PM
You'll take spit and a fist like the rest of us......right? Guys?
I'm a firm believer in rights of passage.  I'm here to assimilate.  Once properly initiated, I then plan on becoming the greatest poster this board has ever known.  Your shining star, so to speak.
Title: Re: Hello everyone. Let's all take a moment and welcome me to the board
Post by: The Six on February 26, 2019, 08:16:37 AM
I'm a firm believer in rights of passage.  I'm here to assimilate.  Once properly initiated, I then plan on becoming the greatest poster this board has ever known.  Your shining star, so to speak.

Well, stay away from the SGA board. There's nothing good there. Otherwise, post often. 
Title: Re: Hello everyone. Let's all take a moment and welcome me to the board
Post by: PottyMouth on February 26, 2019, 09:53:47 AM
Well, stay away from the SGA board. There's nothing good there. Otherwise, post often.
Politicians are like children.  They should be seen, not heard.
Title: Re: Hello everyone. Let's all take a moment and welcome me to the board
Post by: Godfather on February 26, 2019, 09:55:33 AM
I'm just glad you are a real person and not another WT account.
Title: Re: Hello everyone. Let's all take a moment and welcome me to the board
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 26, 2019, 10:22:02 AM
I'm just glad you are a real person and not another WT account.
He's not?  Oh.  Well then, welcome. 
Title: Re: Hello everyone. Let's all take a moment and welcome me to the board
Post by: Token on February 26, 2019, 10:38:38 AM
I'm just glad you are a real person and not another WT account.
Bullshit it isn’t. 
Title: Re: Hello everyone. Let's all take a moment and welcome me to the board
Post by: Kaos on February 26, 2019, 10:40:36 AM
I'm a firm believer in rights of passage.  I'm here to assimilate.  Once properly initiated, I then plan on becoming the greatest poster this board has ever known.  Your shining star, so to speak.
Don't mess with the king.  
Title: Re: Hello everyone. Let's all take a moment and welcome me to the board
Post by: Godfather on February 26, 2019, 10:45:44 AM
Bullshit it isn’t.
Unless WT moved to Pellham.  BTW do you know a guy named Chief? If you run into him in Pellham tell him Buzz misses him.
Title: Re: Hello everyone. Let's all take a moment and welcome me to the board
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 26, 2019, 10:56:33 AM
Unless WT moved to Pellham.  BTW do you know a guy named Chief? If you run into him in Pellham tell him Buzz misses him.
Chief is in the City of Pell.
Title: Re: Hello everyone. Let's all take a moment and welcome me to the board
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 26, 2019, 11:10:22 AM
Chief is in the City of Pell.
Hey, you know what would be a good name for him?
Title: Re: Hello everyone. Let's all take a moment and welcome me to the board
Post by: PottyMouth on February 26, 2019, 11:23:33 AM
I'm just glad you are a real person and not another WT account.
Who is this WT guy?  He seems to have made a lasting impression.  Is this someone I need to emulate as I begin my ascent up the ladder?
Title: Re: Hello everyone. Let's all take a moment and welcome me to the board
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 26, 2019, 11:27:56 AM
Who is this WT guy?  He seems to have made a lasting impression.  Is this someone I need to emulate as I begin my ascent up the ladder?
You need to set higher goals.
Title: Re: Hello everyone. Let's all take a moment and welcome me to the board
Post by: Godfather on February 26, 2019, 12:01:51 PM
Who is this WT guy?  He seems to have made a lasting impression.  Is this someone I need to emulate as I begin my ascent up the ladder?
Not if you want to be liked around here.
Title: Re: Hello everyone. Let's all take a moment and welcome me to the board
Post by: Godfather on February 26, 2019, 12:02:57 PM
Chief is in the City of Pell.
Whatever.....they both have Pell in the name
Title: Re: Hello everyone. Let's all take a moment and welcome me to the board
Post by: Token on February 26, 2019, 12:24:21 PM
Who is this WT guy?  He seems to have made a lasting impression.  Is this someone I need to emulate as I begin my ascent up the ladder?
He’s a cocksucker who likes to refer to himself as being the best poster here. 

Reminds me me a lot of you. 
Title: Re: Hello everyone. Let's all take a moment and welcome me to the board
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 26, 2019, 12:40:10 PM
He’s a cocksucker who likes to refer to himself as being the best poster here.

Reminds me me a lot of you.
You've got a potty mouth.



Wait....
Title: Re: Hello everyone. Let's all take a moment and welcome me to the board
Post by: PottyMouth on February 26, 2019, 01:07:25 PM
He’s a roostersucker who likes to refer to himself as being the best poster here.

Reminds me me a lot of you.
Dont get me wrong.  I know my place.  I'm not here to make enemies(well, maybe a few).  But, I plan on a much more gradual, deliberate, non-trolly rise to stardom!
Title: Re: Hello everyone. Let's all take a moment and welcome me to the board
Post by: chinook on February 26, 2019, 01:07:54 PM
do you shave your pussy?
Title: Re: Hello everyone. Let's all take a moment and welcome me to the board
Post by: Token on February 26, 2019, 01:22:33 PM
Dont get me wrong.  I know my place.  I'm not here to make enemies(well, maybe a few).  But, I plan on a much more gradual, deliberate, non-trolly rise to stardom!
Shit. If you don’t have sworn enemies here you aren’t doing it right. 
Title: Re: Hello everyone. Let's all take a moment and welcome me to the board
Post by: PottyMouth on February 26, 2019, 01:57:56 PM
do you shave your pussy?
Yes.  I generally go to the Dentist to have it done though.
Title: Re: Hello everyone. Let's all take a moment and welcome me to the board
Post by: The Dude on February 26, 2019, 02:43:42 PM
Yes.  I generally go to the Dentist to have it done though.
After he/she cleans yore tooth.
Title: Re: Hello everyone. Let's all take a moment and welcome me to the board
Post by: PottyMouth on February 26, 2019, 02:46:07 PM
After he/she cleans yore implant.
fify
Title: Re: Hello everyone. Let's all take a moment and welcome me to the board
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 26, 2019, 03:04:28 PM
Hey, you know what would be a good name for him?
Pellham Tiger?
Title: Re: Hello everyone. Let's all take a moment and welcome me to the board
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 26, 2019, 03:08:48 PM
Pellham Tiger?
No.  Glenn.
Title: Re: Hello everyone. Let's all take a moment and welcome me to the board
Post by: PottyMouth on February 26, 2019, 05:31:44 PM
I'm bumping this only because I don't want the other newb's thread in front of mine, and I have an insatiable need for attention and to be #1
Title: Re: Hello everyone. Let's all take a moment and welcome me to the board
Post by: Kaos on February 26, 2019, 08:37:05 PM
I'm bumping this only because I don't want the other newb's thread in front of mine, and I have an insatiable need for attention and to be #1
You’ll never be number one. 

There’s only one king around here. Bend the knee. 
Title: Re: Hello everyone. Let's all take a moment and welcome me to the board
Post by: PORNSTAR on February 26, 2019, 08:43:32 PM
Nice avatar. PORNSTAR is the new Sheriff in town. This Godfather fella, who in the fuck is he? TIA
Title: Re: Hello everyone. Let's all take a moment and welcome me to the board
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 26, 2019, 09:02:03 PM
I think the only two rules on this board are no racism and no porn.  So....mods?
Title: Re: Hello everyone. Let's all take a moment and welcome me to the board
Post by: PORNSTAR on February 26, 2019, 09:05:29 PM
Makes me kind of an enigma, whatcha think?...
Title: Re: Hello everyone. Let's all take a moment and welcome me to the board
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 26, 2019, 09:07:36 PM
PCT goes awol and the two of you show up.  Coincidence?
Title: Re: Hello everyone. Let's all take a moment and welcome me to the board
Post by: PottyMouth on February 26, 2019, 09:18:01 PM
PCT goes awol and the two of you show up.  Coincidence?
Work with me here.  Wtf is PCT? I mean, if he's cool, then maybe your right.
Title: Re: Hello everyone. Let's all take a moment and welcome me to the board
Post by: GH2001 on February 26, 2019, 09:20:50 PM
Who is this WT guy?  He seems to have made a lasting impression.  Is this someone I need to emulate as I begin my ascent up the ladder?
Probably the biggest gay most of us have ever known. 
Title: Re: Hello everyone. Let's all take a moment and welcome me to the board
Post by: PottyMouth on February 26, 2019, 09:30:17 PM
Probably the biggest gay most of us have ever known.
Feels like I've missed out on a bunch of shat.  Here's to catching up and making unholy alliances.  So, what group do I need to partner up with in this penitentiary?  What kind of gangs are here?  Dems, pubs, gays, trolls, skinheads, Latino? I feel like time is running out before we are put out in the yard.
Title: Re: Hello everyone. Let's all take a moment and welcome me to the board
Post by: The Six on February 27, 2019, 06:56:23 AM
There are no alliances. Only casualties. 
Title: Re: Hello everyone. Let's all take a moment and welcome me to the board
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 27, 2019, 07:39:51 AM
No.  Glenn.
Glenn is dead.  Check the Walking Dead thread.
Title: Re: Hello everyone. Let's all take a moment and welcome me to the board
Post by: WiregrassTiger on February 27, 2019, 12:44:11 PM
Welcome pottymouth, dude and pornstar. I can already tell that I like you. But honestly, these other motherfuckers aren’t exactly what I’d call gregarious. Gregay, or grepricks maybe.

But if you get in a fight, please let me know. I have Token and Wes first. Would already have met up with chinook if good sams took credit down south but apparently, his name is flagged.

Post often and I’m sending an invite to my new au site for straight republicans with big schlongs. No one else here is invited.
Title: Re: Hello everyone. Let's all take a moment and welcome me to the board
Post by: WiregrassTiger on February 27, 2019, 02:23:54 PM
You’ll never be number one. 

There’s only one king around here. Bend the knee.
Yes. Bending his knees is how Wes got to the top.
Title: Re: Hello everyone. Let's all take a moment and welcome me to the board
Post by: wesfau2 on February 27, 2019, 04:13:33 PM
Yes. Bending his knees is how Wes got to the top.
Motherfucker, at my height, there ain't no bendin involved.
Title: Re: Hello everyone. Let's all take a moment and welcome me to the board
Post by: PottyMouth on February 27, 2019, 04:59:01 PM
Welcome pottymouth, dude and pornstar. I can already tell that I like you. But honestly, these other motherfudgeers aren’t exactly what I’d call gregarious. Gregay, or grepricks maybe.

But if you get in a fight, please let me know. I have Token and Wes first. Would already have met up with chinook if good sams took credit down south but apparently, his name is flagged.

Post often and I’m sending an invite to my new au site for straight republicans with big schlongs. No one else here is invited.
You guys sound like folks that I need to share a 10yr Bourbon with this Fall.
Title: Re: Hello everyone. Let's all take a moment and welcome me to the board
Post by: chinook on February 27, 2019, 05:00:42 PM
You guys sound like folks that I need to share a 10yr Bourbon with this Fall.


i have a 10 yr DCP to share along with it.
Title: Re: Hello everyone. Let's all take a moment and welcome me to the board
Post by: Godfather on February 27, 2019, 05:04:04 PM
You guys sound like folks that I need to share a 10yr Bourbon with this Fall.
I'm good with that but don't waste it on Snaggle.
Title: Re: Hello everyone. Let's all take a moment and welcome me to the board
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 27, 2019, 05:15:13 PM
I'm good with that but don't waste it on Snaggle.
You just shut up.
Title: Re: Hello everyone. Let's all take a moment and welcome me to the board
Post by: PottyMouth on February 27, 2019, 07:52:22 PM
I'm good with that but don't waste it on Snaggle.
Just finished off a Michters Single Barrel 10yr.  I'm feelin it tonight, Cuz.  You got any recs on who to pick a fight with?
Title: Re: Hello everyone. Let's all take a moment and welcome me to the board
Post by: The Dude on February 28, 2019, 10:43:09 AM
Just finished off a Michters Single Barrel 10yr.  I'm feelin it tonight, Cuz.  You got any recs on who to pick a fight with?
Thanks for sharing PottyMouth.

Might do some day drinking today.  Moonshine from Eastern Kentucky!
Title: Re: Hello everyone. Let's all take a moment and welcome me to the board
Post by: The Dude on February 28, 2019, 10:44:26 AM
Welcome pottymouth, dude and pornstar. I can already tell that I like you. But honestly, these other motherfuckers aren’t exactly what I’d call gregarious. Gregay, or grepricks maybe.

But if you get in a fight, please let me know. I have Token and Wes first. Would already have met up with chinook if good sams took credit down south but apparently, his name is flagged.

Post often and I’m sending an invite to my new au site for straight republicans with big schlongs. No one else here is invited.

Thanks WiregrassTiger.  Just learning my way around.  Also, thanks for the link to the new site.  It is awesome.
Title: Re: Hello everyone. Let's all take a moment and welcome me to the board
Post by: PORNSTAR on February 28, 2019, 03:44:41 PM
Welcome pottymouth, dude and pornstar. I can already tell that I like you. But honestly, these other motherfudgeers aren’t exactly what I’d call gregarious. Gregay, or grepricks maybe.

But if you get in a fight, please let me know. I have Token and Wes first. Would already have met up with chinook if good sams took credit down south but apparently, his name is flagged.

Post often and I’m sending an invite to my new au site for straight republicans with big schlongs. No one else here is invited.
Thanks WiresgrassTiger. Looks like a PORNSTAR kind of group here. 
Title: Re: Hello everyone. Let's all take a moment and welcome me to the board
Post by: PottyMouth on February 28, 2019, 05:59:45 PM
Thanks WiresgrassTiger. Looks like a PORNSTAR kind of group here.
gfy
Title: Re: Hello everyone. Let's all take a moment and welcome me to the board
Post by: The Six on February 28, 2019, 06:03:49 PM
Glenn is dead.  Check the Walking Dead thread.
Damn. Spoiler warnings next time, Buzz! I'm still catching up on the Walking Ded.
Title: Re: Hello everyone. Let's all take a moment and welcome me to the board
Post by: PORNSTAR on February 28, 2019, 06:23:07 PM
gfy
Eat a dick, you miserablelittleballofhate. 
Title: Re: Hello everyone. Let's all take a moment and welcome me to the board
Post by: PottyMouth on February 28, 2019, 07:48:15 PM
Eat a dick, you miserablelittleballofhate.
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Title: Re: Hello everyone. Let's all take a moment and welcome me to the board
Post by: Token on February 28, 2019, 09:19:15 PM
Wire grass you have fucking problems. 
Title: Re: Hello everyone. Let's all take a moment and welcome me to the board
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 01, 2019, 08:32:51 AM
Wait a minute...are you saying Bugg is back?
Title: Re: Hello everyone. Let's all take a moment and welcome me to the board
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 01, 2019, 09:27:14 AM
Wait a minute...are you saying Bugg is back?
No, he's too busy with his lawn care business.
Title: Re: Hello everyone. Let's all take a moment and welcome me to the board
Post by: WiregrassTiger on March 01, 2019, 09:58:46 AM
Wire grass you have fucking problems.
This is true but thankfully I’m not as obese as you.
Title: Re: Hello everyone. Let's all take a moment and welcome me to the board
Post by: MildredAU on March 01, 2019, 10:06:05 AM
This is true but thankfully I’m not as obese as you.
I assumed that Token had beaten anorexia.
Title: Re: Hello everyone. Let's all take a moment and welcome me to the board
Post by: CCTAU on March 01, 2019, 10:09:33 AM
OMG. Somebody call the hospital and have his internet time reduced!

SNAGS?
Title: Re: Hello everyone. Let's all take a moment and welcome me to the board
Post by: MildredAU on March 01, 2019, 10:29:19 AM
Pornstar, pottymouth and the dude bring a breath of fresh air to an otherwise stale smelling stench of faggotry. No offense.

It was as if there was a weekly circle jerk for the micro penis club. The same old shit between kaos, Wes, Token, chinook and Prowler. But Prowler has more than a mouthful of penis. So I hear. The others? Not a nostril full. My info is not from a hetero encounter if you are wondering.

I like the fact that some of the new guys hail from the general vicinity of one of my favorite posters, the Chief. God rest his soul.

One time, pct and I were in a holiday inn bar in ATL and shut it down. We went to a dive bar and my soon to be husband was with us. I could tell Chief was horny. My husband is former Air Force and in good shape. But I knew he’d never go for a 3 way with Chief but I suspected the question was coming.

That’s when the chief told him to pretend like he had dropped the soap and bend over.

I blacked out after that.

Cheers again to pornstar, pottymouth and dude. I’m a big fan.

Also, the accusations against WT of being you are stirring up ire. Please exonerate him as he is so very concerned about getting his ass beat over this. He appears extremely nervous.

I’m a fan of WT but you 3 guys are solid posters and if I do say, way under your head, here. Honestly, the audience here is pretty dumb. Except for Wes, of course. But he doesn’t read anything. He only posts.
Title: Re: Hello everyone. Let's all take a moment and welcome me to the board
Post by: PottyMouth on March 01, 2019, 10:49:42 AM
Pornstar, pottymouth and the dude bring a breath of fresh air to an otherwise stale smelling stench of faggotry. No offense.

It was as if there was a weekly circle jerk for the micro penis club. The same old shit between kaos, Wes, Token, chinook and Prowler. But Prowler has more than a mouthful of penis. So I hear. The others? Not a nostril full. My info is not from a hetero encounter if you are wondering.

I like the fact that some of the new guys hail from the general vicinity of one of my favorite posters, the Chief. God rest his soul.

One time, pct and I were in a holiday inn bar in ATL and shut it down. We went to a dive bar and my soon to be husband was with us. I could tell Chief was horny. My husband is former Air Force and in good shape. But I knew he’d never go for a 3 way with Chief but I suspected the question was coming.

That’s when the chief told him to pretend like he had dropped the soap and bend over.

I blacked out after that.

Cheers again to pornstar, pottymouth and dude. I’m a big fan.

Also, the accusations against WT of being you are stirring up ire. Please exonerate him as he is so very concerned about getting his ass beat over this. He appears extremely nervous.

I’m a fan of WT but you 3 guys are solid posters and if I do say, way under your head, here. Honestly, the audience here is pretty dumb. Except for Wes, of course. But he doesn’t read anything. He only posts.
It's gonna take me a while to catch up and feel my way around this place.  But, so far, I like the vibe.  I hope it gets a little more active, so we can stir some shit up.  Talk to me about Chief.  Who is this cat, and where is he from?  But, by God, I'll drink with just about anybody.  Reminds me of going to Bourbon Street a few years ago with a buddy.  We got separated in a titty bar.  Couldn't find him the entire night.  Was sideways drunk.  Went down some side street, walked into a bar, and asked the bartender if he had seen some numbnuts wearing an Auburn jacket.  He looked at me like dude really?  So, I said give me a drink.  He said $2 for whiskey, $1 for beer.  I said "shit, give me one of each.  AND, a round for everyone at the bar."  Then, some hottie sits next to me.  I ask "how ya doing?".  In a deep, manly voice, "he" said "good, bro.  What's up?".  Next thing I know, I'm on stage doing YMCA karaoke with a bunch of drunk gays.  Time of my life.

Not sure how to prove I'm not WT on the internets, other than my word- which at this point doesn't mean shit.  But, sooner or later, these degenerates will warm up to me and I'll establish a little e-cred.
Title: Re: Hello everyone. Let's all take a moment and welcome me to the board
Post by: Godfather on March 01, 2019, 11:38:53 AM
Wiregrass = MildredAU = Vlad

He likes to speak to himself.  He has brain pains. I have already said you aren't him, with everyone.
Title: Re: Hello everyone. Let's all take a moment and welcome me to the board
Post by: Godfather on March 01, 2019, 11:42:09 AM
You 3 new guys obviously know each other.  Y'all go to AU together?  What year did you graduate?
Title: Re: Hello everyone. Let's all take a moment and welcome me to the board
Post by: PottyMouth on March 01, 2019, 11:44:41 AM
You 3 new guys obviously know each other.  Y'all go to AU together?  What year did you graduate?
not sure about Porn or Dude, I graduated in 95.
Title: Re: Hello everyone. Let's all take a moment and welcome me to the board
Post by: RottenBottom on March 04, 2019, 06:42:01 PM
Welcome to the board. I haven’t posted in a while but glad to see posts other than WT.  
Title: Re: Hello everyone. Let's all take a moment and welcome me to the board
Post by: WiregrassTiger on March 07, 2019, 11:50:00 AM
Welcome to the board. I haven’t posted in a while but glad to see posts other than WT. 
Oh, yeah? Screw you, RB! I mean, not really though. I take that back.

Unless you’re desperate.
Title: Re: Hello everyone. Let's all take a moment and welcome me to the board
Post by: CCTAU on March 07, 2019, 11:54:01 AM
Oh, yeah? Screw you, RB! I mean, not really though. I take that back.

Unless you’re desperate.
Chill out Sybil...
Title: Re: Hello everyone. Let's all take a moment and welcome me to the board
Post by: The Six on March 07, 2019, 12:15:13 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pM76LtznNrc (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pM76LtznNrc)