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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: WiregrassTiger on October 18, 2017, 08:58:37 AM

Title: Whateva Happened to....
Post by: WiregrassTiger on October 18, 2017, 08:58:37 AM
Randolph Scott? And DnATL?

It's DnATL's birfday. If he's dead or in jail, nobody's told me, so happy Birthday.
Title: Re: Whateva Happened to....
Post by: jmar on October 18, 2017, 09:44:48 AM
Happy Birthday DnATL!
Title: Re: Whateva Happened to....
Post by: AUJarhead on October 18, 2017, 10:56:13 AM
If he's dead or in jail

I suspect Token is hunting off the Xers one-by-one.  I thought he shot Dallas, but even Token's ammo hates Dallas.
Title: Re: Whateva Happened to....
Post by: Godfather on October 18, 2017, 12:06:48 PM
I suspect Token is hunting off the Xers one-by-one.  I thought he shot Dallas, but even Token's ammo hates Dallas.

That's a little heavy.
Title: Re: Whateva Happened to....
Post by: CCTAU on October 18, 2017, 12:15:14 PM
He might be hanging out with the same crowd Randolph Scott hung out with.

As least there will be dancing!

HBD.
Title: Re: Whateva Happened to....
Post by: WiregrassTiger on October 18, 2017, 12:20:16 PM
I suspect Token is hunting off the Xers one-by-one.  I thought he shot Dallas, but even Token's ammo hates Dallas.
I think you have it confused. I heard he shot JR.

But it could be Dallas too. I don't think anyone would blame him. Not for that one, anyway.
Title: Re: Whateva Happened to....
Post by: jmar on October 18, 2017, 07:24:06 PM
He might be hanging out with the same crowd Randolph Scott hung out with.

As least there will be dancing!

HBD.
You mean Smiley Burnett, Gene and Tex, Roy and Rex, Cisco Kid and Lash LaRue.
So it's an all guy dance?
Title: Re: Whateva Happened to....
Post by: Token on October 19, 2017, 12:12:46 AM
I think you have it confused. I heard he shot JR.

But it could be Dallas too. I don't think anyone would blame him. Not for that one, anyway.

If I were a murderer you would be first on the list. killing you would eliminate at least 7 different accounts.
Title: Re: Whateva Happened to....
Post by: WiregrassTiger on October 19, 2017, 08:19:36 AM
If I were a murderer you would be first on the list. killing you would eliminate at least 7 different accounts.
I just require someone interesting to talk to.
Title: Re: Whateva Happened to....
Post by: jmar on October 19, 2017, 08:52:30 AM
If I were a murderer you would be first on the list. killing you would eliminate at least 7 different accounts.
I have the the starter kit (claw hammer, polyethylene, lime, duct tape, shovel) plus I'll chip in on some fuel. Can get you a loaner at the neighbors too.
Title: Re: Whateva Happened to....
Post by: AUJarhead on October 19, 2017, 08:58:01 AM
I have the the starter kit (claw hammer, polyethylene, lime, duct tape, shovel) plus I'll chip in on some fuel. Can get you a loaner at the neighbors too.

See, I worked with a guy who was married to a Miami CSI, and he told me that his wife said a woodchipper on a boat was the way to go.
Title: Re: Whateva Happened to....
Post by: WiregrassTiger on October 19, 2017, 09:07:45 AM
Reminder Note to WT:

Do not go fishing with any of these weirdos from the x.
Title: Re: Whateva Happened to....
Post by: Buzz Killington on October 19, 2017, 09:09:11 AM
See, I worked with a guy who was married to a Miami CSI, and he told me that his wife said a woodchipper on a boat was the way to go.
Either that or a pig farm.  Might get some residual spray on the boat.
Title: Re: Whateva Happened to....
Post by: AUJarhead on October 19, 2017, 09:11:53 AM
Either that or a pig farm.  Might get some residual spray on the boat.

Good point.
Title: Re: Whateva Happened to....
Post by: jmar on October 19, 2017, 09:12:10 AM
See, I worked with a guy who was married to a Miami CSI, and he told me that his wife said a woodchipper on a boat was the way to go.
Can't argue that. Most folks don't read the three step directions and bury the corpse in the bag which of course is a no no.
It should be burned after burial.
Doesn't a woodchipper on a boat raise a wee bit of suspicion, you know like having a log splitter on one?
Title: Re: Whateva Happened to....
Post by: WiregrassTiger on October 19, 2017, 09:44:02 AM
I do not find it funny that, a. You would even joke about something like this.

And, 2. That you could be serious.
Title: Re: Whateva Happened to....
Post by: Godfather on October 19, 2017, 09:45:20 AM
The question becomes, how would one even get a wood chipper on a boat?

Asking for a friend.


Which reminds me Dallas when you headed down this way for that fishing trip?
Title: Re: Whateva Happened to....
Post by: AUJarhead on October 19, 2017, 09:55:37 AM
The question becomes, how would one even get a wood chipper on a boat?

If you can afford a wood chipper and a boat capable of handling a wood chipper, you don't need to ask.
Title: Re: Whateva Happened to....
Post by: WiregrassTiger on October 19, 2017, 10:00:19 AM
It's actually pretty funny when we are talking about killing Dallas.
Title: Re: Whateva Happened to....
Post by: CCTAU on October 19, 2017, 10:13:14 AM
If I were a murderer you would be first on the list. killing you would eliminate at least 7 different accounts.

Here we have exhibits A, B, C ,D , E, F and G your honor!
Title: Re: Whateva Happened to....
Post by: AUJarhead on October 19, 2017, 10:14:35 AM
It's actually pretty funny when we are talking about killing Dallas.

Woah woah woah...

Fishing.  We're talking about fishing.

And helping load a woodchipper onto a boat.
Title: Re: Whateva Happened to....
Post by: CCTAU on October 19, 2017, 10:26:14 AM
Woah woah woah...

Fishing.  We're talking about fishing.

And helping load a woodchipper onto a boat.

Well. There will be one of you who is only involved in the chumming...
Title: Re: Whateva Happened to....
Post by: jmar on October 19, 2017, 11:10:17 AM
Woah woah woah...

Fishing.  We're talking about fishing.

And helping load a woodchipper onto a boat.
It's my experience that woodchipper's have wheels. Just need a flush place to load and remember...






...safety first!
Title: Re: Whateva Happened to....
Post by: WiregrassTiger on October 19, 2017, 11:12:58 AM
Woah woah woah...

Fishing.  We're talking about fishing.

And helping load a woodchipper onto a boat.
That's what I meant, silly.

Damn autocorrect.
Title: Re: Whateva Happened to....
Post by: dallaswareagle on October 19, 2017, 11:52:43 AM
Woah woah woah...

Fishing.  We're talking about fishing.

And helping load a woodchipper onto a boat.


Two things:

1. If your going to be killing someone and using a boat this guy would be the one you need to talk too.

2. I have copied this entire thread and sent it to my attorney, so should I come missing he will know where to start.
Title: Re: Whateva Happened to....
Post by: WiregrassTiger on October 19, 2017, 12:06:12 PM

Two things:

1. If your going to be killing someone and using a boat this guy would be the one you need to talk too.

2. I have copied this entire thread and sent it to my attorney, so should I come missing he will know where to start.
I don't know your attorney but there is a better than good chance that he hates you.
Title: Re: Whateva Happened to....
Post by: dallaswareagle on October 19, 2017, 01:42:02 PM
I don't know your attorney but there is a better than good chance that he hates you.


Enough $$$$$$ make even mofo's like me.
Title: Re: Whateva Happened to....
Post by: Buzz Killington on October 19, 2017, 01:48:38 PM
Woah woah woah...

Fishing.  We're talking about fishing.

And helping load a woodchipper onto a boat.
You paying in cheeseburgers?
Title: Re: Whateva Happened to....
Post by: AUJarhead on October 19, 2017, 02:14:44 PM
You paying in cheeseburgers?

You just think he left because he hated everyone.