Tigers X - Number one Source to Talk Auburn Tigers Sports

The Library => The SGA => Topic started by: Buzz Killington on March 17, 2017, 11:02:33 AM

Title: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 17, 2017, 11:02:33 AM
McDonalds should be grilled for this.  Reading the tweet made me grimace.

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/03/16/520390105/mcdonalds-tweet-blasts-president-trump-and-is-quickly-deleted (http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/03/16/520390105/mcdonalds-tweet-blasts-president-trump-and-is-quickly-deleted)

(http://media.npr.org/assets/img/2017/03/16/mcdonalds-twitter_wide-b9eff48f2c655ae3216fa365f70d99b53ca5eefa-s800-c85.jpg)
Title: Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
Post by: The Six on March 17, 2017, 11:26:59 AM
If Burger King had done that to President Obama, they would be the answer a trivia question about a brand that no longer exists.
Title: Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 17, 2017, 12:03:54 PM
McDumbasses.
Title: Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
Post by: GH2001 on March 17, 2017, 12:25:48 PM
I would like to see proof of what they are using as an excuse - they were hacked. Its becoming too easy of an out to use, so forgive me if I am going all mizzou today and saying show me.
Title: Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
Post by: The Six on March 17, 2017, 01:23:14 PM
I would like to see proof of what they are using as an excuse - they were hacked. Its becoming too easy of an out to use, so forgive me if I am going all mizzou today and saying show me.

If you were truly going mizzou, you would call for security to remove people from your safe gay space.
Title: Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 17, 2017, 01:30:21 PM
My skreets tell me that Robert Gibbs is now employed as an executive with teh Ronald McDonalds.  Sounds a little fishy.  I mean like a Big Mack truck driving through the Gulf of Mexico fishy.
Title: Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
Post by: GH2001 on March 17, 2017, 01:33:14 PM
My skreets tell me that Robert Gibbs is now employed as an executive with teh Ronald McDonalds.  Sounds a little fishy.  I mean like a Big Mack truck driving through the Gulf of Mexico fishy.

Big. Mack. I see it. And like it.

Well done sir.
Title: Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
Post by: CCTAU on March 17, 2017, 02:50:45 PM
My skreets tell me that Robert Gibbs is now employed as an executive with teh Ronald McDonalds.  Sounds a little fishy.  I mean like a Big Mack truck driving through the Gulf of Mexico fishy.


Yes he is.
Title: Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
Post by: The Prowler on March 17, 2017, 10:03:32 PM
I would like to see proof of what they are using as an excuse - they were hacked. Its becoming too easy of an out to use, so forgive me if I am going all mizzou today and saying show me.
Maybe you should try looking through their tweets. Before and after the hack. I've yet to see them get into the political ring, for or against anyone...and I've yet to see them be demeaning towards anyone. That's a hack job plain and simple. Sorry, not sorry. Go boycott McDs like some other Trumpet snowflakes are threatening, they won't lose any sleep over it.
Title: Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
Post by: CCTAU on March 19, 2017, 01:36:09 PM
That's what Target thought.


You leftwingers can't support corporations​ on your EBT!
Title: Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
Post by: GH2001 on March 19, 2017, 09:01:08 PM
Maybe you should try looking through their tweets. Before and after the hack. I've yet to see them get into the political ring, for or against anyone...and I've yet to see them be demeaning towards anyone. That's a hack job plain and simple. Sorry, not sorry. Go boycott McDs like some other Trumpet snowflakes are threatening, they won't lose any sleep over it.

Because you're an expert on the subject matter.  :taunt:

Who said anything about boycotting? Take that strawman shit somewhere else. I don't eat at the shit hole anyway so no loss for me. McDs has been on a downward spiral similar to Sears/Kmart the last 15 years. I don't really give two shits. They are in trouble with or without people boycotting.

My post was simply addressing the claimed hack. Nothing more.
Title: Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
Post by: Token on March 19, 2017, 09:26:01 PM
Maybe you should try looking through their tweets. Before and after the hack. I've yet to see them get into the political ring, for or against anyone...and I've yet to see them be demeaning towards anyone. That's a hack job plain and simple. Sorry, not sorry. Go boycott McDs like some other Trumpet snowflakes are threatening, they won't lose any sleep over it.

Anyone who cares about their well being at all have been boycotting McDonalds for years. There is a reason why everything they have is sold for a dollar.  They know their consumers. I can gaurentee you they could admit to saying that and not lose business.
Title: Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 19, 2017, 09:40:36 PM
Look, I'ma have to go all against the grain here.  Yesterday, the wife and I were running crazy with her all day market.  A drive through breakfast was definitely option #1.  That Sausage, Egg & Cheese McMuffin with hash browns was spot on.  You guys can get as political as you want and talk economic down swings til you're blue in the face.  But don't even try to mess with my McMuffin.  I'll McCut your McBitchass!
Title: Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
Post by: CCTAU on March 19, 2017, 11:51:23 PM
Look, I'ma have to go all against the grain here.  Yesterday, the wife and I were running crazy with her all day market.  A drive through breakfast was definitely option #1.  That Sausage, Egg & Cheese McMuffin with hash browns was spot on.  You guys can get as political as you want and talk economic down swings til you're blue in the face.  But don't even try to mess with my McMuffin.  I'll McCut your McBitchass!
Pfft. Hardee's breakfast platter!
That gravy goes straight to the spot.


The narrow spot in my arteries!
Title: Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
Post by: AUChizad on March 20, 2017, 09:40:04 AM
Wouldja look at all the elitists in this thread?

More Big Macs for me & The Donald.

(http://i.imgur.com/jZXwl08l.jpg)
Title: Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
Post by: AUJarhead on March 20, 2017, 09:41:10 AM
Look, I'ma have to go all against the grain here.  Yesterday, the wife and I were running crazy with her all day market.  A drive through breakfast was definitely option #1.  That Sausage, Egg & Cheese McMuffin with hash browns was spot on.  You guys can get as political as you want and talk economic down swings til you're blue in the face.  But don't even try to mess with my McMuffin.  I'll McCut your McBitchass!

See, one thing I really miss about McDonalds in the south is that Country Ham Biscuit in the morning. 
Title: Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
Post by: War Eagle!!! on March 20, 2017, 09:52:28 AM
Wouldja look at all the elitists in this thread?

More Big Macs for me & The Donald.

(http://i.imgur.com/jZXwl08l.jpg)

Nice bong.

In other news, I read somewhere that Trump eats his steak well done with ketchup. No shit. Who does that?
Title: Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 20, 2017, 09:55:30 AM
Nice bong.

In other news, I read somewhere that Trump eats his steak well done with ketchup. No shit. Who does that?

Medium well for me.  And ketchup?  Heinz, the nectar of the gods.
Title: Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 20, 2017, 09:57:06 AM
See, one thing I really miss about McDonalds in the south is that Country Ham Biscuit in the morning.

Hunger. I has it.
Title: Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
Post by: AUJarhead on March 20, 2017, 10:15:04 AM
Hunger. I has it.

At least we have Chick-Fil-A with their delicious chicken biscuits.  But damn, I could use one of those country ham biscuits, where you take a bite and your sodium intake for the day is maxed out.
Title: Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
Post by: Kaos on March 20, 2017, 11:32:49 AM
McDonalds should be grilled for this.  Reading the tweet made me grimace.

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/03/16/520390105/mcdonalds-tweet-blasts-president-trump-and-is-quickly-deleted (http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/03/16/520390105/mcdonalds-tweet-blasts-president-trump-and-is-quickly-deleted)

(http://media.npr.org/assets/img/2017/03/16/mcdonalds-twitter_wide-b9eff48f2c655ae3216fa365f70d99b53ca5eefa-s800-c85.jpg)

I was remiss in not showing appreciation for the clever turn of phrase. 

Well done. 
Title: Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 20, 2017, 12:02:17 PM
I was remiss in not showing appreciation for the clever turn of phrase. 

Well done.

It's rare that you would miss something like that.  You must have been fried the first time you read it.
Title: Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
Post by: Token on March 20, 2017, 02:27:02 PM
Wouldja look at all the elitists in this thread?

More Big Macs for me & The Donald.

(http://i.imgur.com/jZXwl08l.jpg)

You're damn right I'm an elitist when it comes to pure garbage junk food. Anyone who eats that shit regularly deserves to die of cardiovascular disease.
Title: Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
Post by: chinook on March 20, 2017, 02:50:38 PM
You're damn right I'm an elitist when it comes to pure garbage junk food. Anyone who eats that shit regularly deserves to die of cardiovascular disease.

i don't get the diet coke.  i get the rest. 

only skinny supermodels and faggots drink diet coke.
Title: Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
Post by: AUChizad on March 20, 2017, 02:55:20 PM
You're damn right I'm an elitist when it comes to pure garbage junk food. Anyone who eats that shit regularly deserves to die of cardiovascular disease.
And I most likely will.
Title: Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 20, 2017, 03:12:45 PM
i don't get the diet coke.  i get the rest. 

only skinny supermodels and faggots drink diet coke.

Hey, I may be a supermodel, but there's no need for body shaming here.
Title: Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
Post by: WiregrassTiger on March 20, 2017, 03:51:09 PM
i don't get the diet coke.  i get the rest. 

only skinny supermodels and faggots drink diet coke.
I'm no supermodel and I drink Diet Coke. Hey, wait just a cotton picking minute.
Title: Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
Post by: The Prowler on March 20, 2017, 04:10:46 PM
Nice bong.

In other news, I read somewhere that Trump eats his steak well done with ketchup. No shit. Who does that?
Bong excluded, he does enjoy McDs.

"A ‘fish delight,’ sometimes, right?” The Big Macs are great. The Quarter Pounder. It’s great stuff.” - Trump on CNN
Title: Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
Post by: GH2001 on March 21, 2017, 11:46:28 AM
Wouldja look at all the elitists in this thread?

More Big Macs for me & The Donald.

(http://i.imgur.com/jZXwl08l.jpg)

Elitist now not to want that bottom of the barrel shit? Fucksakes.

Next thing you know you'll accuse prowler of putting on airs for not wanting to eat cat food anymore.

Srsly though - The Donald can have what he wants. I just don't like the shit. Everything mcds does is bottom end. Period.
Title: Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
Post by: Token on March 21, 2017, 05:08:22 PM
Elitist now not to want that bottom of the barrel shit? Fucksakes.

Next thing you know you'll accuse prowler of putting on airs for not wanting to eat cat food anymore.

Are though - The Donald can have what he wants. I just don't like the shit. Everything mcds does is bottom end. Period.

I think I agree with this on principle alone but I have no fucking clue what any of that means.
Title: Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
Post by: Kaos on March 21, 2017, 05:12:29 PM
Elitist now not to want that bottom of the barrel shit? Fucksakes.

Next thing you know you'll accuse prowler of putting on airs for not wanting to eat cat food anymore.

Are though - The Donald can have what he wants. I just don't like the shit. Everything mcds does is bottom end. Period.

Imma gonna tie you down and force feed you delicious quarter pounders.
Title: Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
Post by: Token on March 21, 2017, 05:14:06 PM
Imma gonna tie you down and force feed you delicious quarter pounders.

Trump hasn't brought back torture yet.
Title: Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 21, 2017, 05:31:24 PM
Imma gonna tie you down and force feed you delicious quarter pounders.

Make it QP's with cheese and I'll tie my own damn self up.

Please don't throw me in that briar patch.
Title: Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
Post by: GH2001 on March 21, 2017, 06:08:26 PM
Make it QP's with cheese and I'll tie my own damn self up.

Please don't throw me in that briar patch.

Also called Tuesdays at snags place.
Title: Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
Post by: GH2001 on March 21, 2017, 06:11:04 PM
I think I agree with this on principle alone but I have no fucking clue what any of that means.

Friggin auto correct in there once.

The rest is true. Mcds is rot gut. How else does anyone think they can give you enough food to feed an army for 5.99?

And yes prowler eats cat food. Different strokes I guess.
Title: Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
Post by: The Prowler on March 22, 2017, 06:36:32 PM
Friggin auto correct in there once.

The rest is true. Mcds is rot gut. How else does anyone think they can give you enough food to feed an army for 5.99?

And yes prowler eats cat food. Different strokes I guess.
I dine at Wendy's, thank you very much.

You eat dog shit...Different strokes, I guess.
Title: Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
Post by: dallaswareagle on March 23, 2017, 12:38:04 PM
I dine at Wendy's, thank you very much.

You eat dog shit...Different strokes, I guess.


If you consider eating at Wendy's as dining that says a lot about you.
Title: Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
Post by: chinook on March 23, 2017, 02:50:19 PM

If you consider eating at Wendy's as dining that says a lot about you.

paper wrapper platter...served.
Title: Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
Post by: Kaos on March 23, 2017, 03:01:46 PM
paper wrapper platter...served.

Ass with a side of fries.  And a frosty. 
Title: Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 23, 2017, 03:24:25 PM
Ass with a side of fries.  And a frosty.

Do you dip your fries in the frosty?  My daughter does that.  That's sack-religious as far as I'm concerned but she's not the only one I've seen do it.
Title: Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
Post by: dallaswareagle on March 23, 2017, 04:11:08 PM
Do you dip your fries in the frosty?  My daughter does that.  That's sack-religious as far as I'm concerned but she's not the only one I've seen do it.

The sweet and salty, I know somebody who use to eat cashews and jelly beans together.
Title: Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 23, 2017, 04:30:25 PM
Mini does the fries in the frosty thing.  I don't see the draw, but he loves it.
Cashews and M&Ms together are the bombdiggity tho.
Title: Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 23, 2017, 04:39:25 PM
I know this is going to sound totally weird and I'm hesitant to admit it, but I love eating either pretzels or peanuts while I'm drinking beer. 

I know, right?

And I guess while I'm revealing all my quirky habits, I'll go ahead and tell you....I just love a big glass of milk with a chocolate-iced, glazed donut.   :facepalm:
Title: Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
Post by: Ogre on March 23, 2017, 04:44:55 PM
I know this is going to sound totally weird and I'm hesitant to admit it, but I love eating either pretzels or peanuts while I'm drinking beer. 

I know, right?

And I guess while I'm revealing all my quirky habits, I'll go ahead and tell you....I just love a big glass of milk with a chocolate-iced, glazed donut.   :facepalm:

I just clicked on this thread for the first time, and now I know what it must feel like to attend an Overeaters Anonymous meeting. 
Title: Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
Post by: Token on March 23, 2017, 04:52:13 PM
I love sipping pappy van winkle 20 while smoking an expensive cigar that I can't remember the name of on someone else's dime in a Mississippi casino.
Title: Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
Post by: dallaswareagle on March 23, 2017, 04:53:06 PM
I know this is going to sound totally weird and I'm hesitant to admit it, but I love eating either pretzels or peanuts while I'm drinking beer. 

I know, right?

And I guess while I'm revealing all my quirky habits, I'll go ahead and tell you....I just love a big glass of milk with a chocolate-iced, glazed donut.   :facepalm:


After coming back from a deployment, you had a bunch of tired, hungry, thirsty 101st Airborne troops. Almost to a man the first thing they wanted was a tall glass of????????










Real milk.
Title: Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 23, 2017, 04:53:30 PM
I just clicked on this thread for the first time, and now I know what it must feel like to attend an Overeaters Anonymous meeting.

I'm Snags and I'm morbidly obese.

HI SNAAAAGS!
Title: Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
Post by: The Prowler on March 23, 2017, 04:53:45 PM
If you don't dip your fries into your frosty, then you are un-American. (PERIOD)
Title: Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 23, 2017, 04:54:00 PM

After coming back from a deployment, you had a bunch of tired, hungry, thirsty 101st Airborne troops. Almost to a man the first think they wanted was a tall glass of????????










Real milk.

Breast milk?
Title: Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
Post by: dallaswareagle on March 23, 2017, 04:54:56 PM
Breast milk?


That was the evening drink of choice.   
Title: Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 23, 2017, 04:56:12 PM
If you don't dip your fries into your frosty, then you are un-American. (PERIOD)

We're going to stop illegal immigration.

We're going to repeal ObamaCare.

We're going to do away with NAFTA and bring jobs back to America.

And there will be a fry in everyone's Frosty.
Title: Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
Post by: Token on March 23, 2017, 04:56:23 PM

That was the evening drink of choice.

Good thing Jody knocked her up while you were gone.
Title: Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 23, 2017, 04:58:12 PM
I love sipping pappy van winkle 20 while smoking an expensive cigar that I can't remember the name of on someone else's dime in a Mississippi casino.

I think Sani and GF are gonna' jizz their Cam Newton Underoos when they read this.
Title: Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
Post by: AUChizad on March 23, 2017, 04:59:45 PM
I know this is going to sound totally weird and I'm hesitant to admit it, but I love eating either pretzels or peanuts while I'm drinking beer. 

I know, right?

And I guess while I'm revealing all my quirky habits, I'll go ahead and tell you....I just love a big glass of milk with a chocolate-iced, glazed donut.   :facepalm:
I love sipping pappy van winkle 20 while smoking an expensive cigar that I can't remember the name of on someone else's dime in a Mississippi casino.
I'm embarrassed to admit this, but I like when a lady puts my penis in her mouth until I ejaculate.
Title: Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
Post by: dallaswareagle on March 23, 2017, 05:00:05 PM
Good thing Jody knocked her up while you were gone.


Don't ask ,don't tell was word back then.


Title: Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 23, 2017, 05:10:52 PM
I'm embarrassed to admit this, but I like when a lady puts my penis in her mouth until I ejaculate.

My God, you are SICK, man.
Title: Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
Post by: AUJarhead on March 23, 2017, 05:33:24 PM
Good thing Jody knocked her up while you were gone.

It's ok, he took a 96.
Title: Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 23, 2017, 06:50:32 PM
These pretzels are making me thirsty
Title: Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
Post by: Kaos on March 23, 2017, 07:06:44 PM
Side hijack

Anybody put salted peanuts into a glass bottle of Coke (or Mt. Dew?)

Title: Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
Post by: Token on March 23, 2017, 07:12:50 PM
Side hijack

Anybody put salted peanuts into a glass bottle of Coke (or Mt. Dew?)

Unless this is a movie quote it can't be officially recognized as a thread hijack.
Title: Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
Post by: The Prowler on March 23, 2017, 10:49:05 PM
Side hijack

Anybody put salted peanuts into a glass bottle of Coke (or Mt. Dew?)
Dr. Pepper and peanuts for me.
Title: Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
Post by: GH2001 on March 27, 2017, 10:52:31 AM
I dine at Wendy's, thank you very much.

You eat dog shit...Different strokes, I guess.

No dog shit. I said I didn't eat at mcds. Remember? Wendy's is better. Chick fil a is best for fast food shit if I'm having to choose. I personally like milos but there ain't many of them around.

Yes I'm a week late to the food hijack.
Title: Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
Post by: GH2001 on March 27, 2017, 10:54:26 AM
Dr. Pepper and peanuts for me.

One thing I can agree with you. Dr pepper. It's awesome.
Title: Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
Post by: AUChizad on March 27, 2017, 11:22:34 AM
No dog shit. I said I didn't eat at mcds. Remember? Wendy's is better. Chuck fil a is best for fast food shit if I'm having to choose. I personally like milos but there ain't many of them around.

Yes I'm a week late to the food hijack.
In all seriousness, I was half-joking about elitism for despising McDonald's. But I really fail to see a chasm in quality or nutrition value between McDonald's and Wendy's. McDonald's is shorthand for fast food because it's the most successful chain in the world, and therefore hippies see a need to "punch up" and "take them down a peg", hence Super Size Me etc.

I'm saying you're a hippie, GH.
Title: Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
Post by: GH2001 on March 27, 2017, 01:30:56 PM
In all seriousness, I was half-joking about elitism for despising McDonald's. But I really fail to see a chasm in quality or nutrition value between McDonald's and Wendy's. McDonald's is shorthand for fast food because it's the most successful chain in the world, and therefore hippies see a need to "punch up" and "take them down a peg", hence Super Size Me etc.

I'm saying you're a hippie, GH.

Ehhhh. Maybe.

That was more if you made me pick between them. At least their service is better and they have halfway better options to an extent. Having a full slate of places to pick from - milos, cfa, subway, zaxbys, Jason's deli (if you call that fast). Amongst fast food choices anyway.

I'd say that hippies would frequent the local gluten free juice bar or local place since they hate all commercial and consumerism. Closest they get is trader joes. Which I hate. Prefer publix or Kroger.