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Title: You can't count on Arkansas for shit
Post by: Pell City Tiger on October 08, 2016, 09:56:49 PM
Can we trade them and Mizzou for someone with a pulse?
Title: Re: You can't count on Arkansas for shit
Post by: CCTAU on October 08, 2016, 10:44:56 PM
Well. We did get "shit" from them!

So you are wrong!
Title: Re: You can't count on Arkansas for shit
Post by: Hogwally on October 09, 2016, 12:36:28 AM
Can we trade them and Mizzou for someone with a pulse?

     I can understand why you want to get rid of Arkansas, you're 4-6 against us the last 10 years.  If you could kick everyone out of the conference you can't beat on a regular basis, you'd have a great chance to win conference titles.  Why do you want to get rid of Mizzou, surely your record against them is not worse than that?
Title: Re: You can't count on Arkansas for shit
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 09, 2016, 01:21:51 AM
     I can understand why you want to get rid of Arkansas, you're 4-6 against us the last 10 years.  If you could kick everyone out of the conference you can't beat on a regular basis, you'd have a great chance to win conference titles.  Why do you want to get rid of Mizzou, surely your record against them is not worse than that?

Arkansas.  Big 12.  Nuff said.
Title: Re: You can't count on Arkansas for shit
Post by: Hogwally on October 09, 2016, 02:20:29 AM
Arkansas.  Big 12.  Nuff said.

     Nuff said?  not sure what that means.  Do you mean if we were in the B12 you would have a better record against us?  I guess that's possible, including us in the B12 over the last 10 years would make your record against that conference 8-7.  Woo Hoo 8-7, you guys are awesome!  Unless of course aTm stayed in the B12, then your record goes to 8-9.  Do you want to crow about 8-9?  I guess it's statistically better than 4-6. 
     You guys have had a couple of great years, and I applaud you for them.  I wish we could put together a magic season and win it all.  But this idea that you are somehow head and shoulders above the piggies is just not factually accurate, so please quit with the we don't belong until you can beat us more than four years out of ten.
Title: Re: You can't count on Arkansas for shit
Post by: chinook on October 09, 2016, 06:22:11 AM
     Nuff said?  not sure what that means.  Do you mean if we were in the B12 you would have a better record against us?  I guess that's possible, including us in the B12 over the last 10 years would make your record against that conference 8-7.  Woo Hoo 8-7, you guys are awesome!  Unless of course aTm stayed in the B12, then your record goes to 8-9.  Do you want to crow about 8-9?  I guess it's statistically better than 4-6. 
     You guys have had a couple of great years, and I applaud you for them.  I wish we could put together a magic season and win it all.  But this idea that you are somehow head and shoulders above the piggies is just not factually accurate, so please quit with the we don't belong until you can beat us more than four years out of ten.

that shit won't buff out.
Title: Re: You can't count on Arkansas for shit
Post by: GH2001 on October 09, 2016, 08:14:57 AM
     Nuff said?  not sure what that means.  Do you mean if we were in the B12 you would have a better record against us?  I guess that's possible, including us in the B12 over the last 10 years would make your record against that conference 8-7.  Woo Hoo 8-7, you guys are awesome!  Unless of course aTm stayed in the B12, then your record goes to 8-9.  Do you want to crow about 8-9?  I guess it's statistically better than 4-6. 
     You guys have had a couple of great years, and I applaud you for them.  I wish we could put together a magic season and win it all.  But this idea that you are somehow head and shoulders above the piggies is just not factually accurate, so please quit with the we don't belong until you can beat us more than four years out of ten.

I'll take 13 out of 24. Maybe you should check some all time stats. Unless you just hate numbers. I'll hang up and lissen.

In short, you guys aren't shit historically. Thanks for playing.
Title: Re: You can't count on Arkansas for shit
Post by: Hogwally on October 09, 2016, 12:19:17 PM
I'll take 13 out of 24. Maybe you should check some all time stats. Unless you just hate numbers. I'll hang up and lissen.

In short, you guys aren't shit historically. Thanks for playing.

     13-11-1 all time.  52% win percentage.  Average score, 25.3 to 25.2.  Boy you're right, you've really owned us.  I can see why you have such a superior attitude. 
Title: Re: You can't count on Arkansas for shoot
Post by: AUJarhead on October 09, 2016, 12:42:03 PM
     13-11-1 all time.  52% win percentage.  Average score, 25.3 to 25.2.  Boy you're right, you've really owned us.  I can see why you have such a superior attitude.

Boy, these next 2 weeks are going to be fun.
Title: Re: You can't count on Arkansas for shit
Post by: Kaos on October 09, 2016, 01:15:31 PM
     13-11-1 all time.  52% win percentage.  Average score, 25.3 to 25.2.  Boy you're right, you've really owned us.  I can see why you have such a superior attitude.

Arkansas is the asshole of the universe.  Sorry, but of all the places I've been in my life, Arkansas is the last one I'd want to spend any amount of time in at all. 

Will admit that the historical series (of which there isn't much) between our two programs is fairly even. We've had the misfortune of having a series of coaches for which the Arkansas game has been where they have brain farts.  All but four games of our collective history occurs within the Tuberville/Chizik/Malzahn bubble. 

In that mix you had two coaches -- Tuberville and Malzahn, clearly -- for which the Arkansas game, due to their history, was a much bigger game to them than it was to the players.  Tuberville, in particular,  stumbled against Arkansas in games AU should have dominated. 

But beyond the series?  Auburn is a historically better program.  League titles, national titles, individual honors -- AU is a member of the SEC elite.  Arkansas is an also-ran, an occasional nuisance. 

Just the way it is. 
Title: Re: You can't count on Arkansas for shit
Post by: RWS on October 09, 2016, 05:25:13 PM
I didn't realize that Bielema is as much of a bitch as he is.  I knew he was a whiney bitch, but Jesus.  It seems like every play he was out on the field whining about something.  Except for his OL holding constantly.  And except for the play where one of his guys was mashing Hurts' neck and head into the turf repeatedly.  That didn't seem to be a problem. 
Title: Re: You can't count on Arkansas for shit
Post by: Kaos on October 09, 2016, 05:44:49 PM
I didn't realize that Bielema is as much of a bitch as he is.  I knew he was a whiney bitch, but Jesus.  It seems like every play he was out on the field whining about something.  Except for his OL holding constantly.  And except for the play where one of his guys was mashing Hurts' neck and head into the turf repeatedly.  That didn't seem to be a problem.

Crimpson privelege has the gall to bitch about officiating. 

It's like Hillary complaining that NBC is biased. 
Title: Re: You can't count on Arkansas for shit
Post by: GH2001 on October 09, 2016, 06:31:31 PM
     13-11-1 all time.  52% win percentage.  Average score, 25.3 to 25.2.  Boy you're right, you've really owned us.  I can see why you have such a superior attitude.

Send all thank you notes to tubs and chiz. Before them it wasn't even close.

You also forgot wins, sec titles (not your swac bs) and bowl wins. Still lissening....

No one is acting high n mighty as far as head to head games. More program vs program the last, oh 109 years. And your place in the pecking order of the conference since you've been in it. Youve been in since 92? Your 25th year currently. Gonna be 0fer come December. Tell me more about how awesome your program is.

Bama just scored again...
Title: Re: You can't count on Arkansas for shit
Post by: RWS on October 09, 2016, 08:14:48 PM
Crimpson privelege has the gall to bitch about officiating. 

It's like Hillary complaining that NBC is biased.
Not even complaining about the officiating. I know Bama gets away with shit sometimes.  I simply find it ironic that he would complain as much as he did when his team was playing dirty as shit, plus they had a lot of calls that went their way.  I'm not even pissed about that. He was constantly out on the field or blowing up an official on the sidelines.  I can't remember ever seeing a coach that butthurt throughout a game.  Something tells me you will notice next week.
Title: Re: You can't count on Arkansas for shoot
Post by: The Six on October 09, 2016, 08:16:30 PM
Not even complaining about the officiating. I know Bama gets away with shoot sometimes.  I simply find it ironic that he would complain as much as he did when his team was playing dirty as shoot, plus they had a lot of calls that went their way.  I'm not even pissed about that. He was constantly out on the field or blowing up an official on the sidelines.  I can't remember ever seeing a coach that butthurt throughout a game.  Something tells me you will notice next week.

Please be to telling me how this dude got away with this shoot for three years.

(http://i.imgur.com/e6Ufx7w.png)
Title: Re: You can't count on Arkansas for shit
Post by: Hogwally on October 09, 2016, 11:11:20 PM
Send all thank you notes to tubs and chiz. Before them it wasn't even close.

You also forgot wins, sec titles (not your swac bs) and bowl wins. Still lissening....

No one is acting high n mighty as far as head to head games. More program vs program the last, oh 109 years. And your place in the pecking order of the conference since you've been in it. Youve been in since 92? Your 25th year currently. Gonna be 0fer come December. Tell me more about how awesome your program is.

Bama just scored again...

Never said we are awesome.  If you'll read my post again, what I said was don't act like we don't belong or you need to trade us for someone else when you only beat us 52% of the time, and only 4 of the last 10 years.  And why the crying about coaches?  You think we were happy with John L Smith one of the years you beat us?
Title: Re: You can't count on Arkansas for shit
Post by: Token on October 09, 2016, 11:13:41 PM
Never said we are awesome.  If you'll read my post again, what I said was don't act like we don't belong or you need to trade us for someone else when you only beat us 52% of the time, and only 4 of the last 10 years.  And why the crying about coaches?  You think we were happy with John L Smith one of the years you beat us?

Oh shit, no indenting. He's about to take the gloves off on yalls bitch asses.
Title: Re: You can't count on Arkansas for shit
Post by: Kaos on October 09, 2016, 11:34:56 PM
Never said we are awesome.  If you'll read my post again, what I said was don't act like we don't belong or you need to trade us for someone else when you only beat us 52% of the time, and only 4 of the last 10 years.  And why the crying about coaches?  You think we were happy with John L Smith one of the years you beat us?

Because your team drags the league down.
Because you (collectively) support Fat Bert and he's a fucktard. A major fucktard and an embarrassment to humanity.
Because your team pretends to be something and then get your shit pushed in by Alabama every year. 
Title: Re: You can't count on Arkansas for shit
Post by: RWS on October 10, 2016, 08:18:09 AM
Never said we are awesome.  If you'll read my post again, what I said was don't act like we don't belong or you need to trade us for someone else when you only beat us 52% of the time, and only 4 of the last 10 years.  And why the crying about coaches?  You think we were happy with John L Smith one of the years you beat us?
Regardless of how often or not Auburn beats Arkansas, the point still stands that more often than not Arky is in the bottom of the SEC.  Last year you guys managed 4th in the West, which was overachieving as of late.  The past years before that Arky was next to last or last in the SEC.  This year they're tied with Mizzou and Vandy as winless in the SEC so far.  And that's probably not going to change next week when Ole Miss skull fucks you guys. 
Title: Re: You can't count on Arkansas for shit
Post by: jmar on October 10, 2016, 08:39:32 AM
I just don't want us scheduled later in the schedule with 30 degree temps and 30 mile an hour winds.


Other than that I grab her right in the pussy.
Title: Re: You can't count on Arkansas for shit
Post by: Pell City Tiger on October 10, 2016, 01:11:02 PM
You think we were happy with John L Smith one of the years you beat us?
In John L. Smith's only year as head coach (after BMFP's motorscooter accident), his team beat Chizik's 2012 squad by 17 points. It is the only game I've ever walked out of Jordan-Hare in disgust prior to the final whistle.
Title: Re: You can't count on Arkansas for shit
Post by: dallaswareagle on October 10, 2016, 01:32:39 PM
In John L. Smith's only year as head coach (after BMFP's motorscooter accident), his team beat Chizik's 2012 squad by 17 points. It is the only game I've ever walked out of Jordan-Hare in disgust prior to the final whistle.


2006 Arkansas
2012 A&M
Title: Re: You can't count on Arkansas for shit
Post by: Saniflush on October 10, 2016, 01:48:53 PM
     I can understand why you want to get rid of Arkansas, you're 4-6 against us the last 10 years.  If you could kick everyone out of the conference you can't beat on a regular basis, you'd have a great chance to win conference titles.  Why do you want to get rid of Mizzou, surely your record against them is not worse than that?

BOOM!
Title: Re: You can't count on Arkansas for shit
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 10, 2016, 02:03:28 PM
All I've got to say is....wait...what the hell was that?  Oh, it was Fred Talley running by my window
Title: Re: You can't count on Arkansas for shit
Post by: GH2001 on October 10, 2016, 02:28:28 PM
BOOM!

The sound of Talley spiking the football on his 23rd td of the day?

It's like I don't know you anymore. Next thing you know, you'll be hailing abe Lincoln as a hero. Or calling us racists.
Title: Re: You can't count on Arkansas for shit
Post by: Godfather on October 10, 2016, 02:32:54 PM
The sound of Talley spiking the football on his 23rd td of the day?

It's like I don't know you anymore. Next thing you know, you'll be hailing abe Lincoln as a hero. Or calling us racists.

He's only sticking up for Hogwally cause he's seen him do the drunk helicopter. 
Title: Re: You can't count on Arkansas for shoot
Post by: AUJarhead on October 10, 2016, 02:35:20 PM
He's only sticking up for Hogwally cause he's seen him do the drunk helicopter.

Dutch Rudder.
Title: Re: You can't count on Arkansas for shit
Post by: Pell City Tiger on October 10, 2016, 02:38:04 PM
BOOM!
Whose side are you on, mister?
Title: Re: You can't count on Arkansas for shit
Post by: Godfather on October 10, 2016, 02:56:27 PM
Whose side are you on, mister?
Him and Hogwally have touched balls.
Title: Re: You can't count on Arkansas for shit
Post by: Saniflush on October 10, 2016, 03:07:29 PM
I calls'em like I sees em.  Arkansas has been a thorn in our side since they came in for whatever reason.  They are my #2 team probably due to living there a while and being there in the stadium when they punked the turds in 98. 

Title: Re: You can't count on Arkansas for shit
Post by: GH2001 on October 10, 2016, 03:09:31 PM
I calls'em like I sees em.  Arkansas has been a thorn in our side since they came in for whatever reason.  They are my #2 team probably due to living there a while and being there in the stadium when they punked the turds in 98.

I do root for em over the turds. No doubt.

Picking at Wally is our way of touching balls with him from afar.
Title: Re: You can't count on Arkansas for shit
Post by: Godfather on October 10, 2016, 04:24:42 PM
I calls'em like I sees em.  Arkansas has been a thorn in our side since they came in for whatever reason.  They are my #2 team probably due to living there a while and being there in the stadium when they punked the turds in 98.
Fuck bert and Akransas

(https://d13csqd2kn0ewr.cloudfront.net/uploads/image/file/203073/cropped_Arkansas_Uniform_blunder.jpg?ts=1473554459)
Title: Re: You can't count on Arkansas for shit
Post by: WiregrassTiger on October 10, 2016, 05:16:16 PM
Arkansas is the asshole of the universe.  Sorry, but of all the places I've been in my life, Arkansas is the last one I'd want to spend any amount of time in at all. 

Will admit that the historical series (of which there isn't much) between our two programs is fairly even. We've had the misfortune of having a series of coaches for which the Arkansas game has been where they have brain farts.  All but four games of our collective history occurs within the Tuberville/Chizik/Malzahn bubble. 

In that mix you had two coaches -- Tuberville and Malzahn, clearly -- for which the Arkansas game, due to their history, was a much bigger game to them than it was to the players.  Tuberville, in particular,  stumbled against Arkansas in games AU should have dominated. 

But beyond the series?  Auburn is a historically better program.  League titles, national titles, individual honors -- AU is a member of the SEC elite.  Arkansas is an also-ran, an occasional nuisance. 

Just the way it is.
^^This is the way that it's done boys. Don't include anything like facts and figures that could potentially be disproved.

Make some random negative comments and generalizations that are pretty well thought to be true and keep moving.

Arkansas sucks butt.
Title: Re: You can't count on Arkansas for shit
Post by: GH2001 on October 10, 2016, 05:17:26 PM
^^This is the way that it's done boys. Don't include anything like facts and figures that could potentially be disproved.

Make some random negative comments and generalizations that are pretty well thought to be true and keep moving.

Arkansas sucks butt.

The Hillary method. Got it.
Title: Re: You can't count on Arkansas for shoot
Post by: The Six on October 10, 2016, 05:18:04 PM
The Hillary method. Got it.

Remember, she wasn't the one who said Ted's dad shot Kennedy.
Title: Re: You can't count on Arkansas for shoot
Post by: AUJarhead on October 10, 2016, 05:55:24 PM
Remember, she wasn't the one who said Ted's dad shot Kennedy.

That was WE!!! and Buzz was the second shooter.
Title: Re: You can't count on Arkansas for shoot
Post by: Buzz Killington on October 10, 2016, 11:13:17 PM
That was WE!!! and Buzz was the second shooter.

That was the softest grass I can remember.
Title: Re: You can't count on Arkansas for shit
Post by: Hogwally on October 11, 2016, 08:45:41 AM
     Thanks a couple of you for the support.  Now after opening my big mouth we'll probably get killed next week as we finish up with our 8th game in a row while you guys rest this week.  Was supposed to come up with some guys I work with once in a while, but they had to cancel to go to China for something.  I've got 6 tickets in the Arkansas section if anybody wants them.
Title: Re: You can't count on Arkansas for shoot
Post by: AUJarhead on October 11, 2016, 08:47:33 AM
     Thanks a couple of you for the support.

You're still a dick.
Title: Re: You can't count on Arkansas for shit
Post by: CCTAU on October 11, 2016, 10:07:28 AM
     Thanks a couple of you for the support.  Now after opening my big mouth we'll probably get killed next week as we finish up with our 8th game in a row while you guys rest this week.  Was supposed to come up with some guys I work with once in a while, but they had to cancel to go to China for something.  I've got 6 tickets in the Arkansas section if anybody wants them.

太贵了
Title: Re: You can't count on Arkansas for shit
Post by: GH2001 on October 11, 2016, 01:07:40 PM
     Thanks a couple of you for the support.  Now after opening my big mouth we'll probably get killed next week as we finish up with our 8th game in a row while you guys rest this week.  Was supposed to come up with some guys I work with once in a while, but they had to cancel to go to China for something.  I've got 6 tickets in the Arkansas section if anybody wants them.


It's all in love. Ummm I mean fun. Yeah fun.

What price?
Title: Re: You can't count on Arkansas for shit
Post by: Hogwally on October 11, 2016, 03:29:39 PM
Section 36 Row 44.  Face value is $75.  The cheapest tickets on stubhub in that section are at $52, I'll sell them for that.
Title: Re: You can't count on Arkansas for shit
Post by: GH2001 on October 11, 2016, 03:34:05 PM
Section 36 Row 44.  Face value is $75.  The cheapest tickets on stubhub in that section are at $52, I'll sell them for that.

You're very kind Wally. And a decent sport.
Title: Re: You can't count on Arkansas for shit
Post by: Godfather on October 11, 2016, 03:46:43 PM
You're very kind Wally. And a decent sport.

He's a good guy....for a homo
Title: Re: You can't count on Arkansas for shit
Post by: GH2001 on October 11, 2016, 03:48:53 PM
He's a good guy....for a homo

Well I was trying to be polite. But yeah.
Title: Re: You can't count on Arkansas for shit
Post by: Jumbo on October 11, 2016, 04:34:54 PM
I love some Hogwally!
Title: Re: You can't count on Arkansas for shit
Post by: Pell City Tiger on October 11, 2016, 07:21:46 PM
Section 36 Row 44.  Face value is $75.  The cheapest tickets on stubhub in that section are at $52, I'll sell them for that.
If someone wanted to pull the trigger on one of these, what would be the best way to swap folding money for said entry pass?
Title: Re: You can't count on Arkansas for shit
Post by: Hogwally on October 11, 2016, 10:57:42 PM
If someone wanted to pull the trigger on one of these, what would be the best way to swap folding money for said entry pass?

     Has some of your folding money come unstowed?  You can send me the money via snail mail, Or, if you see Sani on occasion you can give it to him.  Or bitcoin, had to set that up to deal with my bookie.  I'll send the tickets UPS.  Let me know, will probably put them up on stubhub tomorrow or Thursday.
Title: Re: You can't count on Arkansas for shit
Post by: Pell City Tiger on October 12, 2016, 09:22:26 AM
     Has some of your folding money come unstowed?  You can send me the money via snail mail, Or, if you see Sani on occasion you can give it to him.  Or bitcoin, had to set that up to deal with my bookie.  I'll send the tickets UPS.  Let me know, will probably put them up on stubhub tomorrow or Thursday.
You have mail, frien!
Title: Re: You can't count on Arkansas for shit
Post by: Godfather on October 12, 2016, 11:47:55 AM
You have mail, frien!

Someones gonna cause a ruckus in the piggy section.
Title: Re: You can't count on Arkansas for shit
Post by: Kaos on October 12, 2016, 12:04:08 PM
Someones gonna cause a ruckus in the piggy section.

 He will have plenty of space by the middle of the third quarter.
Title: Re: You can't count on Arkansas for shit
Post by: Pell City Tiger on October 12, 2016, 01:56:20 PM
Someones gonna cause a ruckus in the piggy section.
I preach like Moses and pop noggins like Sampson.
Title: Re: You can't count on Arkansas for shit
Post by: Saniflush on October 12, 2016, 01:59:11 PM
I preach like Moses and pop noggins like Sampson.

Raita will testify to this.
Title: Re: You can't count on Arkansas for shit
Post by: GH2001 on October 12, 2016, 02:13:14 PM
Someones gonna cause a ruckus in the piggy section.

After what I heard him say to those poor Idaho fans last year, I'm not sure I want to see what he says to the hog folks.
Title: Re: You can't count on Arkansas for shit
Post by: bottomfeeder on October 12, 2016, 02:25:42 PM
I didn't realize that Bielema is as much of a bitch as he is.  I knew he was a whiney bitch, but Jesus.  It seems like every play he was out on the field whining about something.  Except for his OL holding constantly.  And except for the play where one of his guys was mashing Hurts' neck and head into the turf repeatedly.  That didn't seem to be a problem.

Well, just look at him. What else would you expect?
Title: Re: You can't count on Arkansas for shoot
Post by: The Six on October 12, 2016, 03:06:52 PM
Why couldn't nature's energy have not been wasted on that hurricane and instead have been used to swallow the field in Fayetteville? Leave the people in the stands alone but just swallow the field and it's inhabitants. The world would be a better place. Fuck's sake, Nature. You had one job.
Title: Re: You can't count on Arkansas for shit
Post by: Pell City Tiger on October 12, 2016, 03:59:56 PM
After what I heard him say to those poor Idaho fans last year, I'm not sure I want to see what he says to the hog folks.
That guy from Idaho that was sitting across the aisle from me was a real piece of work. It's hard to recall a person with a more surly and churlish disposition. He's lucky he didn't go back home with my foot stuck up his ass.

I even offered him a drink of bourbon.
Title: Re: You can't count on Arkansas for shit
Post by: dallaswareagle on October 12, 2016, 04:10:17 PM
That guy from Idaho that was sitting across the aisle from me was a real piece of work. It's hard to recall a person with a more surly and churlish disposition. He's lucky he didn't go back home with my foot stuck up his ass.

I even offered him a drink of bourbon.


I would imagine supporting that team would tend to make one churlish.
Title: Re: You can't count on Arkansas for shit
Post by: GH2001 on October 12, 2016, 04:57:41 PM
That guy from Idaho that was sitting across the aisle from me was a real piece of work. It's hard to recall a person with a more surly and churlish disposition. He's lucky he didn't go back home with my foot stuck up his ass.

I even offered him a drink of bourbon.

I feared for his health.
Title: Re: You can't count on Arkansas for shit
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 12, 2016, 05:12:43 PM
One does not often find opportunity to use both surly and churlish in the same sentence.  Well done.
Title: Re: You can't count on Arkansas for shoot
Post by: Buzz Killington on October 12, 2016, 05:14:34 PM
I was surprised that I didn't hear about PCT mashing that poor guy.  He sounded like he was fried.
Title: Re: You can't count on Arkansas for shoot
Post by: Pell City Tiger on October 12, 2016, 05:40:57 PM
I was surprised that I didn't hear about PCT mashing that poor guy.  He sounded like he was fried.
I was in the presence of Wench's momma. She (Wench"s momma) would have beat the fire out of me. I still have a bruised rib from Wench's elbow for going as far as I did.
Title: Re: You can't count on Arkansas for shit
Post by: Pell City Tiger on October 12, 2016, 05:43:15 PM
One does not often find opportunity to use both surly and churlish in the same sentence.  Well done.

I can be quite erudite when I choose to be.
Title: Re: You can't count on Arkansas for shit
Post by: Hogwally on October 16, 2016, 01:17:34 AM
Regardless of how often or not Auburn beats Arkansas, the point still stands that more often than not Arky is in the bottom of the SEC.  Last year you guys managed 4th in the West, which was overachieving as of late.  The past years before that Arky was next to last or last in the SEC.  This year they're tied with Mizzou and Vandy as winless in the SEC so far.  And that's probably not going to change next week when Ole Miss skull fucks you guys.

     Nice call.  I don't mean to question your super keen football intellect, but what exactly have you seen from OM lately that made you think they would beat the hogs?  I mean you obviously have a poor opinion of ark, and we had beaten OM the last two years in a row,. Seems like you would have really thought OM was pitiful.  I mean, had OM beaten anybody worth a damn over the last two years to make you think they were any good?
Title: Re: You can't count on Arkansas for shit
Post by: CCTAU on October 16, 2016, 01:51:44 AM
     Nice call.  I don't mean to question your super keen football intellect, but what exactly have you seen from OM lately that made you think they would beat the hogs?  I mean you obviously have a poor opinion of ark, and we had beaten OM the last two years in a row,. Seems like you would have really thought OM was pitiful.  I mean, had OM beaten anybody worth a damn over the last two years to make you think they were any good?


Well there was that "only team to beat the eventual national champions" thing.
Title: Re: You can't count on Arkansas for shit
Post by: RWS on October 16, 2016, 02:32:03 AM
     Nice call.  I don't mean to question your super keen football intellect, but what exactly have you seen from OM lately that made you think they would beat the hogs?  I mean you obviously have a poor opinion of ark, and we had beaten OM the last two years in a row,. Seems like you would have really thought OM was pitiful.  I mean, had OM beaten anybody worth a damn over the last two years to make you think they were any good?
Well, last year they did beat four ranked SEC West teams, including Alabama.  Then ass raped a ranked Oklahoma State team in the bowl game finishing 10-3.  This year, prior to tonight, they had only lost to two top 5 teams.  Against those two teams, at one point they had at least a 21 point lead.  They have a QB that could start anywhere in the country and will more than likely be a top 10 pick in the draft next year.  Kelly simply doesn't have any weapons around him this year, whereas last year he did.  They may be 3-3, but they are capable of beating anyone at any given time.

Arkansas simply hasn't been impressive this season.  You guys got ass raped by aTm and Alabama, and beat Louisiana Tech by 1 point.  Don't act like it should have been a foregone conclusion that Arkansas was going to win this game.  Especially a week after playing Alabama.  With that said, it's a good win for Arkansas; Ole Miss is a good team regardless of the 3-3 record.
Title: Re: You can't count on Arkansas for shit
Post by: jmar on October 16, 2016, 07:41:33 AM
Looks like we can count on Bielema to beat Freeze.
Title: Re: You can't count on Arkansas for shit
Post by: wesfau2 on October 16, 2016, 08:57:31 AM
That was a really fun game to watch and resulted in the best possible outcome for Auburn.

I remain very unimpressed with Arky's defense:

Ranked #91 in total defense, giving up 223 pypg and 176 rypg.  They are down to the scrubs in their LB corps and seem to struggle to generate a pass rush with their DLine.

On the other side of the ball, Allen is spunky and has some good receiving threats but the #22 Auburn defense held Clemson and TA&M substantially under their usual offensive output and have been playing better as a unit with every passing week.

Haven't seen any early lines, but I'd guess that we're a 4-5 point favorite at home.

Lay those points, ladies.

Title: Re: You can't count on Arkansas for shit
Post by: jmar on October 16, 2016, 09:32:29 AM
That was a really fun game to watch and resulted in the best possible outcome for Auburn.

I remain very unimpressed with Arky's defense:

Ranked #91 in total defense, giving up 223 pypg and 176 rypg.  They are down to the scrubs in their LB corps and seem to struggle to generate a pass rush with their DLine.

On the other side of the ball, Allen is spunky and has some good receiving threats but the #22 Auburn defense held Clemson and TA&M substantially under their usual offensive output and have been playing better as a unit with every passing week.

Haven't seen any early lines, but I'd guess that we're a 4-5 point favorite at home.

Lay those points, ladies.
Our d-line should keep us in the remaining games even if our offense is struggling. Hopefully the timely play calling will continue. Didn't get to watch the Hogs as planned but from your description they seem very similar.
Title: Re: You can't count on Arkansas for shit
Post by: Lurking Tiger on October 16, 2016, 03:19:09 PM
That was a really fun game to watch and resulted in the best possible outcome for Auburn.

I remain very unimpressed with Arky's defense:

Ranked #91 in total defense, giving up 223 pypg and 176 rypg.  They are down to the scrubs in their LB corps and seem to struggle to generate a pass rush with their DLine.

On the other side of the ball, Allen is spunky and has some good receiving threats but the #22 Auburn defense held Clemson and TA&M substantially under their usual offensive output and have been playing better as a unit with every passing week.

Haven't seen any early lines, but I'd guess that we're a 4-5 point favorite at home.

Lay those points, ladies.

Agreed.

Opening line is 9. We should beat them by at least 14, but Auburn is always suseptable to a back door cover by the other team because we always take our foot off their necks.
Title: Re: You can't count on Arkansas for shit
Post by: wesfau2 on October 16, 2016, 05:03:17 PM
Agreed.

Opening line is 9. We should beat them by at least 14, but Auburn is always suseptable to a back door cover by the other team because we always take our foot off their necks.

9 gives me some pause.  Will be interesting to watch that line for movement.
Title: Re: You can't count on Arkansas for shit
Post by: dallaswareagle on October 16, 2016, 06:09:24 PM
Well, last year they did beat four ranked SEC West teams, including Alabama.  Then ass raped a ranked Oklahoma State team in the bowl game finishing 10-3.  This year, prior to tonight, they had only lost to two top 5 teams.  Against those two teams, at one point they had at least a 21 point lead.  They have a QB that could start anywhere in the country and will more than likely be a top 10 pick in the draft next year.  Kelly simply doesn't have any weapons around him this year, whereas last year he did.  They may be 3-3, but they are capable of beating anyone at any given time.

Arkansas simply hasn't been impressive this season.  You guys got ass raped by aTm and Alabama, and beat Louisiana Tech by 1 point.  Don't act like it should have been a foregone conclusion that Arkansas was going to win this game.  Especially a week after playing Alabama.  With that said, it's a good win for Arkansas; Ole Miss is a good team regardless of the 3-3 record.

They have a QB name Johnson also?