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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Snaggletiger on August 26, 2015, 01:21:24 PM
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Well, only a minimal tropical storm right now but "Erika" is still a ways out and projected to strengthen and make a bee line for Godfather's asshole. Not a fan of the HurryKane. They F a lot of stuff up. And you can't help but hear the splooge-fest in Jim Cantore's shorts every time one strengthens and heads for a heavily populated area. Here's to Erika turning due north and going fizzle pop somewhere in the Atlantic.
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prayers sent to the pool and boat.
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Well, only a minimal tropical storm right now but "Erika" is still a ways out and projected to strengthen and make a bee line for Godfather's asshole. Not a fan of the HurryKane. They F a lot of stuff up. And you can't help but hear the splooge-fest in Jim Cantore's shorts every time one strengthens and heads for a heavily populated area. Here's to Erika turning due north and going fizzle pop somewhere in the Atlantic.
Sir your dutiful posts are a credit to this community. Thank you for your service.
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Well, only a minimal tropical storm right now but "Erika" is still a ways out and projected to strengthen and make a bee line for Godfather's asshole. Not a fan of the HurryKane. They F a lot of stuff up. And you can't help but hear the splooge-fest in Jim Cantore's shorts every time one strengthens and heads for a heavily populated area. Here's to Erika turning due north and going fizzle pop somewhere in the Atlantic.
We have a pool here at work and everybody puts money down on which Douche weatherman here in Dallas says Snow first.
Last years pool carries over cause one of them said it before we started betting. He mentioned it at the end of Sept in reference to something along the lines of " 90 days from now,last year we had a light dusting ( about two flakes I think) of snow.
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Weather guy loves him some hurricane. It gives him days of joy in reporting on the high winds and destruction. You can hear the disappointment in weather guy's voice whenever the projections have the storm turning away from land and avoiding catastrophe.
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We got the bubble headed, bleached blonde
Comes on at five
She can tell you 'bout the plane crash with a gleam in her eye
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We have a pool here at work and everybody puts money down on which Douche weatherman here in Dallas says Snow first.
Last years pool carries over cause one of them said it before we started betting. He mentioned it at the end of Sept in reference to something along the lines of " 90 days from now,last year we had a light dusting ( about two flakes I think) of snow.
Great story bro! If you have time please tell it again.
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Great story bro! If you have time please tell it again.
And the dynamite went BOOM!
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I've had a rough night and I hate the fucking Eagles, man. And any solo act that was ever associated with them.
This aggression will not stand man.
Actually I share the Dude's hatred of the Eagles, just unsure when it began.
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Great story bro! If you have time please tell it again.
You just lost your cut of the winnings.
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Eagles put on a mighty fine concert.
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Eagles put on a mighty fine concert.
Don Felder is the closest I've come to seeing the Eagles.
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Don Felder is the closest I've come to seeing the Eagles.
Heavy Metal
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I've had a rough night and I hate the fucking Eagles, man. And any solo act that was ever associated with them.
I don't know what your problem is, but, "Life's been good to me so far..."
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I've had a rough night and I hate the fudgeing Eagles, man. And any solo act that was ever associated with them.
Take it easy, frien. Just because you're the new kid in town doesn't mean you can just live your life in the fast lane all the time.
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Take it easy, frien. Just because you're the new kid in town doesn't mean you can just live your life in the fast lane all the time.
Good advice. Do this and you'll be alright in the long run.
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Take it easy, frien. Just because you're the new kid in town doesn't mean you can just live your life in the fast lane all the time.
He always be da fall guy.
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Good advice. Do this and you'll be alright in the long run.
Especially standing on a corner in Winslow Arizona.
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Especially standing on a corner in Winslow Arizona.
Such a lovely place.
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Such a lovely place.
Oh, speaking of lovely places, I was at this Hotel last summer. You walk in the lobby and right off the bat you notice they have mirrors on the ceiling and they have complimentary pink champagne on ice.
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Such a lovely place.
We've been up and down this highway, haven't seen a goddamn thing
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We've been up and down this highway, haven't seen a goddamn thing
Don't tell me you didn't see anything. You can't hide your lying eyes.
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Don't tell me you didn't see anything. You can't hide your lying eyes.
I did. But we were Wastin' our time on cheap talk and wine.
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I did. But we were Wastin' our time on cheap talk and wine.
Don't go there. You'll wind up a victim of love.
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Don't go there. You'll wind up a victim of love.
Didn't want to but, Somebody's gonna hurt someone before the night is through.
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You're afraid it's all been wasted time.
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You're afraid it's all been wasted time.
I sometimes think that, but then I take a walk downtown and I see a group of pretty maids all in a row and I feel better.
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You're afraid it's all been wasted time.
I've wasted a lot of time down at the Sunset Grill.
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Oh, speaking of lovely places, I was at this Hotel last summer. You walk in the lobby and right off the bat you notice they have mirrors on the ceiling and they have complimentary pink champagne on ice.
I have heard of that place. Skreets say you can check out, but you can never leave.
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Jesus guys can you change the fuckin channel....I had a rough night and I hate the fuckin Eagles man.
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Jesus guys can you change the fuckin channel....I had a rough night and I hate the fuckin Eagles man.
You be cool for twenty hours and I'll pay you twenty grand.
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Enough Eagles already. You guys need to get over it.
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Enough Eagles already. You guys need to get over it.
I'm done, I'll be a walk away Joe.
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I'm done, I'll be a walk away Joe.
Good. I mean normally I like this type thread but for some reason, this one isn't doing it for me. I can't tell you why.
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Good. I mean normally I like this type thread but for some reason, this one isn't doing it for me. I can't tell you why.
It's your pain and your hunger, they're drivin' you home.
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Jesus guys can you change the fuckin channel....I had a rough night and I hate the fuckin Eagles man.
Come on man, anything but the fucking Eagles, man.
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Come on man, anything but the fucking Eagles, man.
That's because you belong to the city, concrete under your feet.
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That's because you belong to the city, concrete under your feet.
And they call that paradise, I don't know why...
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And they call that paradise, I don't know why...
When it's summertime in the city with all that concrete, the heat is on.
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When it's summertime in the city with all that concrete, the heat is on.
Even in the middle of summer, Life's been good to me.