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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Snaggletiger on April 14, 2015, 09:12:35 AM
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"Close your eyes" from the apdot I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!! I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others. I like male genatalia in and around my mouth.
PORTLAND — Police say an Alabama man who traveled to Oregon to live with a woman he met online not only struck out — he got struck in the skull.
Sgt. Chris Baldridge of the Marion County Sheriff’s Office said today that 26-year-old Samuel Campbell of Adger, Ala., met 24-year-old Haley Fox of Turner in 2013 and the two began an online relationship.
Last week, Campbell traveled to Oregon to meet Fox in person for the first time and live with her. Baldridge said Fox led Campbell to a table outside her home and told him to close his eyes. She then hit him with a baseball bat, fracturing his skull.
According to Baldridge, Fox told investigators she injured Campbell because she did not want to be his girlfriend.
Fox posted bail after being charged with assault. Campbell has been released from the hospital.
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She could have just blocked his number...geez.
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Kids these days skip all the good parts of young love and break ups. The incessant watching of movies, the mix tape making, the staring at the yearbook photos. They just go to straight up Jerry Springer crazy. No subtlety in these young uns.
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The only thing that would make this worse for the poor fellow is if he drove all the way up there on a moped. That bitch.
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The only thing that would make this worse for the poor fellow is if he drove all the way up there on a moped. That bitch.
Mary Samsonite
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She obviously wasn't impressed with Alabama's 371 national championships.
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She obviously wasn't impressed with Alabama's 371 national championships.
Row Ti!
https://youtu.be/IoYI92LM8RM?list=PLB0AD271D767D6ACA
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Mary Samsonite
If I know Mary as well as I think I do, she'll invite us right in for tea and strumpets.
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Love hurts.
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Have not been able to find a picture of him.
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Have not been able to find a picture of him.
Before or after?
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Have not been able to find a picture of him.
If you do and he has AU gear on, please use those mod powers and make sure this thread never existed.
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(http://kptv.images.worldnow.com/images/7450408_G.jpg)
Haley Fox
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Have not been able to find a picture of him.
Same here. I'd imagine it's something like this.
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An Oregon woman in an online relationship with a man from Alabama set up a table with candles and wine glasses for their first meeting.
She told him to close his eyes, according to court documents, and then she slammed a metal baseball bat into the back of his head three times.
Haley Fox, 24, of Turner, was arrested Thursday.
Police said the victim met Fox online sometime in 2013. This month, he agreed to move to Oregon to live with her.
Samuel Campbell, 26, of Adger, AL, arrived Wednesday and went to her home on the 7000 block of Lipscomb Road Southeast in Turner. A probable cause affidavit states he sat down at the outdoor table and Fox poured him some wine.
After asking him to close his eyes, a probable cause affidavit states Fox admitted picking up a metal bat and striking him from behind in the head with a two-handed batting grip.
"Fox stated she played softball from grades 4-11 and knew how to hold a bat," the affidavit states.
Police said her motive was that she did not want to be his girlfriend, so she decided to hurt him.
Court documents state another woman appeared after the bat attack, and the victim reported hearing them talk about using duct tape to bind him. Campbell told detectives he believed he was going to die.
However, he convinced the women that he would not disclose what happened if they would just take him to the hospital, according to court documents, and they agreed.
The other woman, 26-year-old Jennifer Beaumont, has been interviewed by police, but is not facing charges at this time.
The man suffered a fractured skull and required nine staples to his head, court documents state. He has been released from the hospital.
Fox was booked in the Marion County Jail on the charge of first-degree assault. She has since posted bail and was released from custody.
Fox has no prior criminal history, according to court records. She is due back in court April 20.
Read more: batter up (http://www.kptv.com/story/28793003/police-woman-in-online-relationship-beats-man-with-bat-at-first-meeting#ixzz3XJKIIWQI)
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You can watch the video for a picture of the dude...
Link: getting beat like snaggle (http://www.kptv.com/clip/11386935/police-woman-in-online-relationship-beats-man-with-bat-at-first-meeting)
bookface... samuel heath campbell
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Sizzap! I've found his MySpace profile.
https://myspace.com/heathcampbell
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Sizzap! I've found his MySpace profile.
https://myspace.com/heathcampbell
I would think that hat does not fit right now.
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Probably a blessing to take the fracture now rather than get involved in a more painful, longterm relationship or marriage even. Wackjob and Bammer seems like a match made in heaven though.
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I would think that hat does not fit right now.
He can paint the knot on his head gray, cut a hole in the cap for it to stick out of, and say it's Big Al's trunk.
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Probably a blessing to take the fracture now rather than get involved in a more painful, longterm relationship or marriage even. Wackjob and Bammer seems like a match made in heaven though.
Don't know how he got there, but that drive or greyhound is going to be a long trek back.
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This is a cool story but I really don't get how it makes national news. If I had a dollar for every time that I had been hit in the head with a bat by a woman I met on the internet, I'd be like a gazillionaire.
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Sizzap! I've found his MySpace profile.
https://myspace.com/heathcampbell
Dreams do come true!
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What a douche, wearing his hat backward.
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(http://kptv.images.worldnow.com/images/7450408_G.jpg)
CRAZY!
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https://www.facebook.com/samuelheath.campbell
Don't think your pic is right Chief.
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https://www.facebook.com/samuelheath.campbell
Don't think your pic is right Chief.
Looks like the same guy to me, just a little older and with a goatee. MySpace is kind of old anyway.
Adger has a population of 3,000. There can't be that many people there with the exact same name.
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Looks like the same guy to me, just a little older and with a goatee. MySpace is kind of old anyway.
Adger has a population of 3,000. There can't be that many people there with the exact same name.
Well, they may all have the same last name.
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Well, they may all have the same last name.
Are you implying that the average family tree in Adger is nothing more than a stick?
(if so, you're probably correct)
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Looks like the same guy to me, just a little older and with a goatee. MySpace is kind of old anyway.
Adger has a population of 3,000. There can't be that many people there with the exact same name.
Holy crap. Go check out his FB friends list. If that ain't a bunch of bammer inbreds, I'll kiss bottomfeeder's ass. Or simp will in my place. Whatever.
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Dreams do come true!
Keep your feet on the ground but keep reaching for the stars.
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Keep your feet on the ground but keep reaching for the stars.
This is one of my favorite sayings by Howard Stern.
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This is one of my favorite sayings by Howard Stern.
He's got a great dance and I can beat to it.
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Making your way across the country to meet some internet love nug, only to get popped on the noggin. A 2 year romance gone in one swing. That's got to be a huge blow to tbe psyche.
I wonder which of his attributes caused her to go all Joe Pesci on him?
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Making your way across the country to meet some internet love nug, only to get popped on the noggin. A 2 year romance gone in one swing. That's got to be a huge blow to tbe psyche.
I wonder which of his attributes caused her to go all Joe Pesci on him?
He thought she was funny.
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Making your way across the country to meet some internet love nug, only to get popped on the noggin. A 2 year romance gone in one swing. That's got to be a huge blow to tbe psyche.
I wonder which of his attributes caused her to go all Joe Pesci on him?
"I Heart Nick Saban" tattoo?
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"I Heart Nick Saban" tattoo?
"If I can't have you, Saban can't have you!" PDINK! (that's the sound of the aluminium bat making contact with his Neanderthal skull)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E84VqqCPI7w
Maybe a little something like this initially.
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Making your way across the country to meet some internet love nug, only to get popped on the noggin. A 2 year romance gone in one swing. That's got to be a huge blow to tbe psyche.
I wonder which of his attributes caused her to go all Joe Pesci on him?
Few baseball teams should look at her.
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Holy crap. Go check out his FB friends list. If that ain't a bunch of bammer inbreds, I'll kiss bottomfeeder's ass. Or simp will in my place. Whatever.
Welp, you just ensured that we will have some little bottomfeeder's on the way. Thanks a lot.