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Title: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
Post by: Stone Tiger on January 11, 2014, 12:20:15 PM
I don't have a dog, so don't ask.

I don't have a keen car.

I believe in Auburn and love it.

I believe Nick Saban was headed to Texas until Mack Brown screwed him.

I am a man of untold mystery, so please, no pictures.  My pilot's license? It's out back in the Cessna. Or perhaps you're referring to my license to kill? Revoked. Problems at the Kazakhstan border. I'd give you the details, but then I'd have to kill you... which I can't do because my license to kill has been revoked.

I neither watch movies nor read books.

I have a sidekick named Butterfly Sagittarius.

I enjoy pointing and laughing at others, high end bourbon, Auburn sports, random observations of stupid shit around the world and moonlit walks in Chewalca with topless women.

If there is some sort of hazing ritual where we're going to end up naked in a river somewhere, I'll need to arrange for a ride home.
Title: Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
Post by: Saniflush on January 11, 2014, 12:23:12 PM
I don't have a dog, so don't ask.

I don't have a keen car.

I believe in Auburn and love it.

I believe Nick Saban was headed to Texas until Mack Brown screwed him.

I am a man of untold mystery, so please, no pictures.  My pilot's license? It's out back in the Cessna. Or perhaps you're referring to my license to kill? Revoked. Problems at the Kazakhstan border. I'd give you the details, but then I'd have to kill you... which I can't do because my license to kill has been revoked.

I neither watch movies nor read books.

I have a sidekick named Butterfly Sagittarius.

I enjoy pointing and laughing at others, high end bourbon, Auburn sports, random observations of stupid shit around the world and moonlit walks in Chewalca with topless women.

If there is some sort of hazing ritual where we're going to end up naked in a river somewhere, I'll need to arrange for a ride home.


You get a pass just due to "good bourbon" but you're suspect. What do you mix it with?
Title: Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
Post by: Stone Tiger on January 11, 2014, 12:23:54 PM

What do you mix it with?

Blasphemy.
Title: Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
Post by: Saniflush on January 11, 2014, 12:27:30 PM
Blasphemy.
Acceptable answer.  I also would have accepted ice.
Title: Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
Post by: jmar on January 11, 2014, 12:34:17 PM
This seems all too familiar but go on.
Title: Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
Post by: WiregrassTiger on January 11, 2014, 12:44:56 PM
I don't have a dog, so don't ask.

I don't have a keen car.

I believe in Auburn and love it.

I believe Nick Saban was headed to Texas until Mack Brown screwed him.

I am a man of untold mystery, so please, no pictures.  My pilot's license? It's out back in the Cessna. Or perhaps you're referring to my license to kill? Revoked. Problems at the Kazakhstan border. I'd give you the details, but then I'd have to kill you... which I can't do because my license to kill has been revoked.

I neither watch movies nor read books.

I have a sidekick named Butterfly Sagittarius.

I enjoy pointing and laughing at others, high end bourbon, Auburn sports, random observations of stupid shoot around the world and moonlit walks in Chewalca with topless women.

If there is some sort of hazing ritual where we're going to end up naked in a river somewhere, I'll need to arrange for a ride home.
How do you feel about the gays getting married and unions? What about lawyers and democrats? Are you a good Christian man? Do you have any black friends? Nice to meet you.
Title: Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 11, 2014, 02:06:50 PM
The International Wanted Manly Man of Mystery slot around here is already filled.
Title: Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 11, 2014, 05:48:14 PM
How do you feel about midgets?  Home schooling?
Title: Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
Post by: GH2001 on January 11, 2014, 06:05:08 PM

You get a pass just due to "good bourbon" but you're suspect. What do you mix it with?

An oxymoron
Title: Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
Post by: Stone Tiger on January 11, 2014, 06:13:21 PM
How do you feel about the gays getting married and unions? What about lawyers and democrats? Are you a good Christian man? Do you have any black friends? Nice to meet you.

Quite a mixed bag of questions there. 

Gay marriages/unions - Don't support, but really don't care, unless it costs me tax dollars because they get benefits from government employers.

Lawyers/democrats - Too broad of a category to make generalizations.  There are decent folks that come from all backgrounds, no matter how misguided their opinions and lifestyles and career choices are.

There are no good Christian men.  Only those that are saved by grace through faith and know that they are nothing but wretched beings.

Plenty.

Title: Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
Post by: Stone Tiger on January 11, 2014, 06:15:01 PM
How do you feel about midgets?  Home schooling?

They scare the crap out of me.

There is no better way to inadequately prepare a child for social awkwardness than home schooling.
Title: Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
Post by: AUChizad on January 11, 2014, 06:24:51 PM
Do you know the girl in the middle of your avatar?

I'm pretty sure I do (did).
Title: Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 11, 2014, 06:49:30 PM

I don't have a keen car.


There is only one and to say you don't have it is fail.


-100
Title: Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
Post by: Stone Tiger on January 11, 2014, 06:55:42 PM
Do you know the girl in the middle of your avatar?

I'm pretty sure I do (did).

No, I simply found that particular picture to be whimsically delightful, without being trashy.

Or maybe delightfully whimsical.  I've heard it both ways.

You all are asking so many questions, I feel like I am on reddit.
Title: Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 11, 2014, 07:03:22 PM
No, I simply found that particular picture to be whimsically delightful, without being trashy.

Or maybe delightfully whimsical.  I've have had it both ways.

You all are asking so many questions, I feel like I am on reddit.


Welcome to the X.
Title: Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
Post by: djsimp on January 11, 2014, 07:49:15 PM

Welcome to the X.

VV has found his new bestes friend.
Title: Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 11, 2014, 08:02:45 PM
VV has found his new bestes friend.


Can't wait to see the first selfie.
Title: Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
Post by: AUChizad on January 11, 2014, 10:08:37 PM
No, I simply found that particular picture to be whimsically delightful, without being trashy.

Or maybe delightfully whimsical.  I've heard it both ways.

You all are asking so many questions, I feel like I am on reddit.
i'm about 90% sure I dated her for 2 1/2 years while at Auburn.
Title: Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
Post by: AUJarhead on January 11, 2014, 10:10:37 PM
You all are asking so many questions, I feel like I am on reddit.

Parris Island or San Diego?
Title: Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
Post by: chinook on January 11, 2014, 10:13:17 PM
i'm about 90% sure I dated stalked her for 2 1/2 years while at Auburn.

Sounds about right.
Title: Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
Post by: The Six on January 11, 2014, 10:24:25 PM
(http://www.housekaboodle.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/001-600x381.jpg)
Title: Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
Post by: AWK on January 11, 2014, 11:20:43 PM
i'm about 90% sure I dated her for 2 1/2 years while at Auburn.
That is not who you think it is...
Title: Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
Post by: The Prowler on January 12, 2014, 06:45:25 AM
Welcome, post often...doesn't really matter what it's about either.
Title: Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
Post by: Godfather on January 12, 2014, 12:11:17 PM
Blasphemy.
Good answer...good answer. I like the way you think, I'm gonna be watching you.
Title: Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
Post by: Vandy Vol on January 12, 2014, 03:42:15 PM
Can't wait to see the first selfie.

A bearskin rug, a roaring fire, and a five gallon tub of lube will be prominently displayed.
Title: Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
Post by: DnATL on January 12, 2014, 03:52:18 PM
A bearskin rug, a roaring fire, and a five gallon tub of lube will be prominently displayed.
Next to you, a five gallon tub of anything would be prominent
Title: Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
Post by: Vandy Vol on January 12, 2014, 03:55:02 PM
Next to you, a five gallon tub of anything would be prominent

I am a solid three inches taller than a five gallon bucket, thank you very much.
Title: Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
Post by: Stone Tiger on January 12, 2014, 03:55:48 PM
Parris Island or San Diego?

While fully supporting the men and women who serve this country, I myself have never been a part of this organization.

However, I have heard from a relative of mine that male Marines are sent to the East Coast, while females are sent to the West.  He seems to take great joy in telling this to his grandson. 
Title: Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
Post by: Stone Tiger on January 12, 2014, 04:01:36 PM
Good answer...good answer. I like the way you think, I'm gonna be watching you.

Please don't.  You cannot sit here in a dark car all alone. You'll be picked up for mopery.  With intent to creep. Trust me, you don't want that. It'll put a big hole in your future.

And yes, I know the correct response was really "Good teacher."  I know the fucking format.
Title: Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 12, 2014, 04:14:08 PM
While fully supporting the men and women who serve this country, I myself have never been a part of this organization.

However, I have heard from a relative of mine that male Marines are sent to the East Coast, while females are sent to the West.  He seems to take great joy in telling this to his grandson.

Well, half the devil dog contingent on this board will give you a pass. I'd watch my six for the other one.
Title: Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
Post by: AUJarhead on January 12, 2014, 05:39:22 PM
While fully supporting the men and women who serve this country, I myself have never been a part of this organization.

However, I have heard from a relative of mine that male Marines are sent to the East Coast, while females are sent to the West.  He seems to take great joy in telling this to his grandson.

You need to kick blacksheep like that out of your family.  Is he a Bama fan by chance?
Title: Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
Post by: WiregrassTiger on January 12, 2014, 07:27:51 PM
Quite a mixed bag of questions there. 

Gay marriages/unions - Don't support, but really don't care, unless it costs me tax dollars because they get benefits from government employers.

Lawyers/democrats - Too broad of a category to make generalizations.  There are decent folks that come from all backgrounds, no matter how misguided their opinions and lifestyles and career choices are.

There are no good Christian men.  Only those that are saved by grace through faith and know that they are nothing but wretched beings.

Plenty.
Maybe a little too open minded re: the gays and the lawyers but I like the way you talk. Great to hear you have black friends.

I'm sure that you'll notice that I'm one of the more popular and affable persons around here. I guess what you'd call a natural-born world-shaker but extremely humble.

Read the creed, say your prayers and if I can help with anything--I will get someone right on it.
Title: Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
Post by: WiregrassTiger on January 12, 2014, 07:28:27 PM
That is not who you think it is...
Is she a he?
Title: Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
Post by: AUChizad on January 12, 2014, 09:32:42 PM
Maybe a little too open minded re: the gays and the lawyers but I like the way you talk. Great to hear you have black friends.

I'm sure that you'll notice that I'm one of the more popular and affable persons around here. I guess what you'd call a natural-born world-shaker but extremely humble.

Read the creed, say your prayers and if I can help with anything--I will get someone right on it.
In case you haven't figured it out yet, WiregrassTiger is actually Herman Caine.
Title: Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
Post by: Vandy Vol on January 12, 2014, 09:49:06 PM
In case you haven't figured it out yet, WiregrassTiger is actually Herman Caine.

(http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/3a/3acede8a2d1838622a95a66c58c240734b9fa024dd4fdbbe93ffc915e188beff.jpg)
Title: Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
Post by: GH2001 on January 13, 2014, 07:15:06 AM
I am a solid three inches taller than a five gallon bucket, thank you very much.

And this guy knows three inches. You have been getting banged more by Asians lately right?
Title: Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
Post by: Ogre on January 13, 2014, 09:23:26 AM
And this guy knows three inches. You have been getting banged more by Asians lately right?

Leave Thrilla out of this.

Title: Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
Post by: Saniflush on January 13, 2014, 09:27:47 AM
Leave Thrilla out of this.

Swarthy
Title: Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
Post by: AUChizad on January 13, 2014, 10:13:08 AM
i'm about 90% sure I dated her for 2 1/2 years while at Auburn.
That is not who you think it is...
Fractions again...
Title: Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
Post by: Vandy Vol on January 13, 2014, 10:54:16 AM
And this guy knows three inches. You have been getting banged more by Asians lately right?

They know trains.
Title: Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
Post by: GH2001 on January 13, 2014, 03:13:07 PM
They know trains.

ROR
Title: Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
Post by: wesfau2 on January 13, 2014, 06:18:09 PM
They know trains.

Walter, this isn't a guy who built the railroads.


And I simply cannot read the thread title without hearing it in the voice of Jay.

Allow me to reintroduce myself
My name is Hov
H-to-the-O-V
I used to move snow flakes by the OZ.
Title: Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
Post by: GH2001 on November 30, 2016, 02:19:17 PM
I don't have a dog, so don't ask.

I don't have a keen car.

I believe in Auburn and love it.

I believe Nick Saban was headed to Texas until Mack Brown screwed him.

I am a man of untold mystery, so please, no pictures.  My pilot's license? It's out back in the Cessna. Or perhaps you're referring to my license to kill? Revoked. Problems at the Kazakhstan border. I'd give you the details, but then I'd have to kill you... which I can't do because my license to kill has been revoked.

I neither watch movies nor read books.

I have a sidekick named Butterfly Sagittarius.

I enjoy pointing and laughing at others, high end bourbon, Auburn sports, random observations of stupid shit around the world and moonlit walks in Chewalca with topless women.

If there is some sort of hazing ritual where we're going to end up naked in a river somewhere, I'll need to arrange for a ride home.

So this is stone tiger?

I like the topless part. Are they hot? Hopefully the walks end in something much better.
Title: Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
Post by: Godfather on November 30, 2016, 02:26:23 PM
So this is stone tiger?

I like the topless part. Are they hot? Hopefully the walks end in something much better.

It's a shame he started out with a strong post...hope he didn't die.
Title: Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
Post by: GH2001 on November 30, 2016, 02:32:34 PM
It's a shame he started out with a strong post...hope he didn't die.

There was absolute potential there. And most likely penetration too.
Title: Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
Post by: bgreene on November 30, 2016, 02:32:34 PM
And what happened to this one?

http://www.tigersx.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=50
Title: Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 30, 2016, 02:33:41 PM
And what happened to this one?

http://www.tigersx.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=50

She hates cops.
Title: Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
Post by: bgreene on November 30, 2016, 02:34:58 PM
She hates cops.

Doesn't everybody?
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Post by: Snaggletiger on November 30, 2016, 02:40:35 PM
Doesn't everybody?

Don't be so selfish.

Signed,

Dallas
Title: Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
Post by: GH2001 on November 30, 2016, 02:42:26 PM
Don't be so selfish.

Signed,

Dallas

Only some hate cops. Everyone hates Dallas. It should have been the follow up spinoff to Ray Romanos sitcom.
Title: Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
Post by: The Six on November 30, 2016, 02:42:59 PM
Only some hate cops. Everyone hates Dallas. It should have been the follow up spinoff to Ray Romanos sitcom.

Who is in the cast?
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Post by: chinook on November 30, 2016, 02:46:24 PM
And what happened to this one?

http://www.tigersx.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=50

Her Bama friend died.
Title: Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 30, 2016, 02:58:15 PM
Who is in the cast?
Dallas and Birmingham
Title: Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
Post by: dallaswareagle on November 30, 2016, 03:25:53 PM
Only some hate cops. Everyone hates Dallas. It should have been the follow up spinoff to Ray Romanos sitcom.

You do you hate more,Liberals or me?     
Title: Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
Post by: dallaswareagle on November 30, 2016, 03:27:12 PM
Who is in the cast?

Dallas and Birmingham

I am pretty sure they get Brad Pitt to play me.  :taunt: :haha:
Title: Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
Post by: GH2001 on November 30, 2016, 04:25:48 PM
You do you hate more,Liberals or me?   
Ingrish. Speek it.
Title: Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
Post by: dallaswareagle on November 30, 2016, 05:15:10 PM
Ingrish. Speek it.

know.   
Title: Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
Post by: Godfather on November 30, 2016, 05:34:48 PM
Ingrish. Speek it.
I hate him so much
Title: Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
Post by: chinook on November 30, 2016, 06:09:01 PM
You do you hate more,Liberals or me?   

I think English hates you. 
Title: Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
Post by: chinook on November 30, 2016, 06:09:48 PM
Ingrish. Speek it.

 :english:
Title: Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
Post by: djsimp on November 30, 2016, 07:37:28 PM
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
Title: Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
Post by: djsimp on November 30, 2016, 09:12:48 PM
http://auburn.247sports.com/Bolt/Jack-Crowe-Auburn-coach-Gus-Malzahn-has-been-compromised-49432726
Title: Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 30, 2016, 09:57:05 PM
The guy doesn't even know how to spell the name of Clemson's head coach. 
Title: Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
Post by: Godfather on December 01, 2016, 10:37:11 AM
The guy doesn't even know how to spell the name of Clemson's head coach.
Yabo Dabo Doo
Title: Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
Post by: The Six on December 01, 2016, 10:57:23 AM
Kaos said it best. It's the 70s again. Just have to ride out the storm. Move along and live your life. Don't give them the satisfaction of anything.
Title: Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
Post by: jmar on December 01, 2016, 11:00:47 AM
Kaos said it best. It's the 70s again. Just have to ride out the storm. Move along and live your life. Don't give them the satisfaction of anything.
I will be dead before Jacob's is gone from Auburn.
Title: Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
Post by: dallaswareagle on December 01, 2016, 02:02:07 PM
I will be dead before Jacob's is gone from Auburn.


Most likely so will Auburn athletics.   :facepalm: