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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Townhallsavoy on August 19, 2013, 03:42:32 PM
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For the 2013 football season...
1. Auburn starts 3-0. CHECK
2. A non-SEC player wins the Heisman. MAYBE WRONG
3. LSU-Alabama determines the SEC West. PROBABLY WRONG :aubie:
4. Florida fans question Muschamp's ability to win championships. CHECK
5. Oregon loses two games. WRONG
6. Louisville is rightfully left out of the BCSCG despite being undefeated. WRONG
7. Lane Kiffin is fired. CHECK
8. UCLA wins the Pac 12. PROBABLY WRONG
9. Tennessee gets one big upset (Georgia, South Carolina, Florida, or Alabama) CHECK
10. Auburn finishes the bowl season as a ranked team. PROBABLY CHECK
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Jake Holland will prove once again that he is terrible and not an SEC caliber LB.
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For the 2013 football season...
1. Auburn starts 3-0.
2. A non-SEC player wins the Heisman.
3. LSU-Alabama determines the SEC West.
4. Florida fans question Muschamp's ability to win championships.
5. Oregon loses two games.
6. Louisville is rightfully left out of the BCSCG despite being undefeated.
7. Lane Kiffin is fired.
8. UCLA wins the Pac 12.
9. Tennessee gets one big upset (Georgia, South Carolina, Florida, or Alabama)
10. Auburn finishes the bowl season as a ranked team.
You have certainly had a change of heart.
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1. Auburn beats LSU and either Georgia or Alabama.
2. Mississippi State goes winless in the SEC.
3. Mason and Payne each run for 1,000 yards this season.
4. Texas A&M beats bammer again.
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6. Louisville is rightfully left out of the BCSCG despite being undefeated.
Depends on who else is undefeated as well, but if they're one of two or less, they win it all this year is my bold prediction.
If, let's say Ohio State is undefeated as well as Louisville, and then Bama leaps in over Louisville with one or two losses, then I will start murdering children of BCS voters.
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- Ohio State takes on the winner of the SEC Championship for the last MNC.
- A team from the SEC West will be in the National Championship.
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- Ohio State takes on the winner of the loses again to the SEC Championship for the last MNC.
- A team from the SEC West will be in the National Championship.
adjusted it.
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You have certainly had a change of heart.
im very excited about Gus and his offense along with an athletic quarterback.
I expect our victories to feature 35 points per game.
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Mark Sanchez and Blaine Gabbert will start and lead their teams on a quest for the "Draft Jadaveon Clowney" sweepstakes.
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NCAA Investigations into Ole Miss will be announced before season's end.
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I guarantee I owe Godfather a bottle of the bourbinz. Thanks KF for costing me the drink.
AU Wins 9
A&M crashes and burns
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Andy Dick has homosexual tendencies.
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If you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed I'll do it, I've got the time.
South Carolina wins the East, Clowney is a Heisman finalist
Ohio St plays in NC game
UF falls off big time
Les Miles ends the season on the hot seat.
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adjusted it.
:facepalm:
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AJ McCarron will not finish the season.
Nick Marshall will have some sort of allegation brought out about him, after the LSU game in which Auburn wins.
Coach Franklin will be coaching his last season at Vanderbilt.
Coach Richt's name will be on the hot seat once again.
Coach Miles will join him.
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Bearcats beat the Cardinals
USCw wins the PAC 12
Auburn trumped by Wazzu...but totally redeems themselves by beating Bama.
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Auburn is 6-0 going into the aTm game
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The last 3 games on AU's schedule (iron bowl, SEC champ and BCS champ) will be sell outs.
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Auburn makes a New Years Day bowl.
Auburn beats either thUGA or updyke U.
Auburn has two 1,000 yard rushers.
Carl Lawson is named freshman all american.
Updykes lose 3 games this year with 2 of the 3 coming from Auburn, LSU, or aTm plus their bowl game.
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Jake Holland is a finalist for the Neiko Thorpe award.
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Jake Holland is a finalist for the Neiko Thorpe award.
See now you aren't even being serious.
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Jay Jacobs does something stupid
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Snaggle wears stonewash jeans to a game.
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Snaggle wears stonewash jeans to a game.
They're making a comeback
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Kadily Frazier is a starter at Safety by years end.
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They're making a comeback
Probably true
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Jay Jacobs does something stupid
That's a given so you can't list it as one of your guarantees.
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That's a given so you can't list it as one of your guarantees.
troof
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Shane will miss all of the turd games again this year.
Something will happen to updick and he'll blame someone from Auburn.
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Shane will miss all of the turd games again this year.
Not true.
He'll get to see them from below.
Kind of like the opposite of having upper deck seats.
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Auburn wins 9 games
Auburn beats bama
Auburn is represented in the SEC "Player of Week" 8 times. Includes offense, defense and special teams
Auburn plays in the Capitol One bowl....and wins
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Several in this forum will die from their crack overdoses.
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Several in this forum will die from their crack overdoses.
You wanna hit?
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Several in this forum will die from their crack overdoses.
Ever since I went to that Redstone Rehab, crack cocaine is no longer a part of my life.
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Now, I will take a drink
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You guys hit the bottle early this week.
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Several in this forum will die from their crack overdoses.
Good evening Sir, my name is Steve. I come from a rough area. I used to be addicted to crack but now I am off it and trying to stay clean. That is why I am selling magazine subscriptions.
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Geez Buzz, that avatar is :tits:! Especially for a guy that hasn't been laid in several months.
My guarantees,
Auburn makes a lower tier bowl game, and wins.
Auburn's defense will still be shitty.
alabama loses two regular season games but still almost backs into the MNC game.
JFF doesn't end up in the top five of Heisman finalists.
UK will be better than UT.
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Have no idea if he'll be in the Heisminz race again, but barring injury, he'll put up some gawdy numbers. Simply because he's playing in Kevin Sumlin's system. I believe any half way decent QB can throw for 20+ touchdowns and 3,000 yards under Sumlin...and Malzahn for that matter. JFF has the added feature of almost being Nick Marshall like in his running ability.
I think what will hurt him, assuming he stays healthy and plays a full season, is the bad pub he's getting and the cloud of the autograph thingy hanging over his head. There will be so many that simply won't vote for him because of it. He'd have to be like Cam and have such a great season that he forces you to vote him in. I don't think it will happen and ESPN will pick their favorites and pimp them all the way to NY.
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Have no idea if he'll be in the Heisminz race again, but barring injury, he'll put up some gawdy numbers. Simply because he's playing in Kevin Sumlin's system. I believe any half way decent QB can throw for 20+ touchdowns and 3,000 yards under Sumlin...and Malzahn for that matter. JFF has the added feature of almost being Nick Marshall like in his running ability.
I think what will hurt him, assuming he stays healthy and plays a full season, is the bad pub he's getting and the cloud of the autograph thingy hanging over his head. There will be so many that simply won't vote for him because of it. He'd have to be like Cam and have such a great season that he forces you to vote him in. I don't think it will happen and ESPN will pick their favorites and pimp them all the way to NY.
Look to the Ohio State.
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I will still want to lick Jennifer Anniston's armpits and crevices.
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Finish 8-5 with a bowl win.
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Not true.
He'll get to see them from below.
Kind of like the opposite of having upper deck seats.
Still closer than :bamahomer:
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Auburn wins 9 games
Auburn beats bama
Auburn is represented in the SEC "Player of Week" 8 times. Includes offense, defense and special teams
Auburn plays in the Capitol One bowl....and wins
1 down, 7 to go.
http://www.secdigitalnetwork.com/NEWS/tabid/473/Article/246555/sec-football-players-of-the-week.aspx
DEFENSIVE: Robenson Therezie, Auburn
• Career high seven tackles and two interceptions
• He became the first Auburn player with two interceptions in a game since linebacker Josh Bynes in 2010 versus Arkansas.
• Therezie became the first Tiger secondary player with two picks in a game since Walt McFadden and T’Sharvan Bell had two each in the 2010 Outback win over Northwestern.
• His first INT came in the first quarter, the first of his career. It set up Auburn’s first touchdown of the game.
• Second interception came in the end zone to stop a Washington State scoring drive late in the game.
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I guarantee my fat ass was hot Saturday. Made for some nice gnat butter though.
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I guarantee my fat ass was hot Saturday. Made for some nice gnat butter though.
I got one word for Saturday.
Damn hot.
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I got one word for Saturday.
No X-gate. :haha:
:poke:
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:poke:
He didnt care.
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He didnt care.
Those folks never do.
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I guarantee Therezie takes at least two to the house before the regular season ends.
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Holland goes all year without a solo tackle. (and I am not kidding)
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I quit.....
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I quit.....
Don't forget to turn in your shit before you leave. You need bus fare home?
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RG Chad Slade will have more tackles than MLB Jake Holland.
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I guarantee I owe Godfather a bottle of the bourbinz. Thanks KF for costing me the drink.
AU Wins 9 OK maybe 10-11
A&M crashes and burns are 2 losses to date considered crashing and burning?
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Several in this forum will die from their crack overdoses.
That pre season crack is some good stuff :thumsup:
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If you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed I'll do it, I've got the time.
South Carolina wins the East, Clowney is a Heisman finalist :facepalm:
Ohio St plays in NC game Still have a chance
UF falls off big time :thumsup:
Les Miles ends the season on the hot seat. Still have a chance
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A&M crashes and burns are 2 losses to date considered crashing and burning?
A&M still has two tough games left.
@ LSU and @ Mizzu
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Holland goes all year without a solo tackle. (and I am not kidding)
And I have this going for me:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15baItZ_o40# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15baItZ_o40#)
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That pre season crack is some good stuff :thumsup:
The high just keeps on going.
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I saw that play live and told several around me to quickly look at the big screen if they wanted to see a replay of a crushing form tackle.
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Snaggle wears stonewash jeans to a game.:check:
I know I nailed this one.
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I will be honest, I had high hopes when making my guarantees but as it stands, every one of these I made are still on track. Can someone mail me a cookie?
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1. Auburn beats LSU and either Georgia or Alabama.
2. Mississippi State goes winless in the SEC.
3. Mason and Payne each run for 1,000 yards this season.
4. Texas A&M beats bammer again.
One out of four, or approximately 38.6% is not bad.
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I will be honest, I had high hopes when making my guarantees but as it stands, every one of these I made are still on track. Can someone mail me a cookie?
Look to the cookie.
(http://i569.photobucket.com/albums/ss140/bigbobbs/Gifs/Cookie.gif) (http://media.photobucket.com/user/bigbobbs/media/Gifs/Cookie.gif.html)
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Look to the cookie.
The key to eating a black and white cookie, Dallas, is you want to get some black and some white in each bite. Nothing mixes better than vanilla and chocolate. And yet, still, somehow racial harmony eludes us. If people would only look to the cookie. All our problems would be solved.
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The key to eating a black and white cookie, Dallas, is you want to get some black and some white in each bite. Nothing mixes better than vanilla and chocolate. And yet, still, somehow racial harmony eludes us. If people would only look to the cookie. All our problems would be solved.
They got the last Bobka
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They got the last Bobka
And here we go. :yallfu:
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They got the last Bobka
There's a hair in my bobka
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Cinnamon Babka
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There's a hair in my bobka
Cinnamon Babka
Well, which is it?
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Auburn is represented in the SEC "Player of Week" 8 times. Includes offense, defense and special teams
I haven't been keeping up, but I'm thinking that this is really close to coming true.
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I haven't been keeping up, but I'm thinking that this is really close to coming true.
has Tre Mason been awarded yet?
We all know it's coming.
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has Tre Mason been awarded yet?
We all know it's coming.
Aaaand, there it is.
http://www.secdigitalnetwork.com/NEWS/tabid/473/Article/247580/sec-football-players-of-the-week.aspx (http://www.secdigitalnetwork.com/NEWS/tabid/473/Article/247580/sec-football-players-of-the-week.aspx)
The Southeastern Conference on Monday announced its Football Players of the Week, recognizing performances from the 10th week of the 2013 season.
OFFENSE: Tre Mason, RB, Auburn
• Rushed for 168 yards and four touchdowns on 32 carries to lead Auburn to a 35-17 win at Arkansas.
• His four rushing TDs and 32 carries were both career-bests.
• Became the first Auburn player since Cam Newton at Kentucky in 2010 to rush for four or more TDs in a game.
• It was his fourth 100-yard rushing game in the last six contests.
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Aaaand, there it is.
http://www.secdigitalnetwork.com/NEWS/tabid/473/Article/247580/sec-football-players-of-the-week.aspx (http://www.secdigitalnetwork.com/NEWS/tabid/473/Article/247580/sec-football-players-of-the-week.aspx)
I'm sorry.
I thought "by awarded" you meant had he been turned in for some made up scandal yet?
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I believe this makes 5 or 6 times this year an AU player has been awarded SEC player of the week honors. Wow, what a difference a year makes.
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I believe this makes 5 or 6 times this year an AU player has been awarded SEC player of the week honors. Wow, what a difference a year Coaching makes.
FTFY
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FTFY
And there is that also
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Washington State - Robenson Therezie - SEC Defensive Player of the Week
Ole Miss - Carl Lawson - SEC Freshman of the Week
Western Carolina - Jeremy Johnson - SEC Freshman of the Week
Texas A&M - Nick Marshall - SEC Offensive Player of the Week
FAU - Jeremy Johnson - SEC Freshman of the Week (again)
Arkansas - Tre Mason - SEC Offensive Player of the Week
This makes the sixth time, and the fifth consecutive week that Auburn has had an SEC Player of the Week.
:aubie:
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I guarantee the turds cheat 8 out of 7 days a week.
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Washington State - Robenson Therezie - SEC Defensive Player of the Week
Ole Miss - Carl Lawson - SEC Freshman of the Week
Western Carolina - Jeremy Johnson - SEC Freshman of the Week
Texas A&M - Nick Marshall - SEC Offensive Player of the Week
FAU - Jeremy Johnson - SEC Freshman of the Week (again)
Arkansas - Tre Mason - SEC Offensive Player of the Week
This makes the sixth time, and the fifth consecutive week that Auburn has had an SEC Player of the Week.
:aubie:
Tre Mason has also been nominated as ESPN Week 10 All-American
http://espnallamerica.com/ (http://espnallamerica.com/)
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Tre Mason has also been nominated as ESPN Week 10 All-American
http://espnallamerica.com/ (http://espnallamerica.com/)
He already won it.
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Washington State - Robenson Therezie - SEC Defensive Player of the Week
Ole Miss - Carl Lawson - SEC Freshman of the Week
Western Carolina - Jeremy Johnson - SEC Freshman of the Week
Texas A&M - Nick Marshall - SEC Offensive Player of the Week
FAU - Jeremy Johnson - SEC Freshman of the Week (again)
Arkansas - Tre Mason - SEC Offensive Player of the Week
Tennessee - Nick Marshall - SEC Offensive Player of the Week (again)
This makes the seventh time, and the sixth consecutive week that Auburn has had an SEC Player of the Week.
:aubie:
Fixed.
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Fixed.
Didn't Chris Davis get ST player of the week?
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Didn't Chris Davis get ST player of the week?
Yeppers.
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Washington State - Robenson Therezie - SEC Defensive Player of the Week
Ole Miss - Carl Lawson - SEC Freshman of the Week
Western Carolina - Jeremy Johnson - SEC Freshman of the Week
Texas A&M - Nick Marshall - SEC Offensive Player of the Week
FAU - Jeremy Johnson - SEC Freshman of the Week (again)
Arkansas - Tre Mason - SEC Offensive Player of the Week
Tennessee - Nick Marshall - SEC Offensive Player of the Week (again)
Tennessee - Chris Davis - SEC Special Teams Player of the Week
This makes the seventh and eighth times, and the sixth consecutive week that Auburn has had an SEC Player of the Week. First time this season we had two in the same week.
:aubie:
Fixted again.
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This makes 8 times this year an AU player has been awarded SEC player of the week honors. Wow, what a difference a year makes.
You said it.
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I guarantee AU has a bowl appearance this year, perhaps Sugar against UCF:
The consensus is that Auburn, 9-1 overall and 5-1 in the SEC, will play in the Sugar Bowl against UCF. Auburn’s last appearance in the Sugar Bowl was a 16-13 win over Virginia Tech to complete a perfect 13-0 season in 2004.
Auburn’s last game against UCF was a 28-10 win in 1999.
http://auburn.247sports.com/Article/Auburn-bowl-projection-roundup-160126 (http://auburn.247sports.com/Article/Auburn-bowl-projection-roundup-160126)
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I guarantee AU has a bowl appearance this year, perhaps Sugar against UCF:
http://auburn.247sports.com/Article/Auburn-bowl-projection-roundup-160126 (http://auburn.247sports.com/Article/Auburn-bowl-projection-roundup-160126)
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