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Cops: Man, 22, Threw Semen On Walmart Shopper
JULY 11--A Delaware man threw semen on a female customer shopping at Walmart Tuesday afternoon, police allege.
Cops arrested Frank J. Short Jr., 22, on an assortment of charges in connection with the repulsive incident at the store in New Castle. Short, seen in the below mug shot, was booked into a Wilmington jail, from which he was later released on bail.
According to a Delaware State Police report, the 20-year-old victim was standing in a Walmart aisle texting on her phone when Short walked past her, saying “Excuse me.†At that point, police noted, she “suddenly felt something wet on her buttocks, thigh and leg.â€
Upon examination, the woman--who thought she may have been spat upon--realized there was a “a ‘glob’ of semen on her leg, just below her knee,†reported police. Preliminary testing of the substance was “indicative of semen,†investigators added.
The woman, who said she was initially “in shock at what had happened,†told cops that as she walked through Walmart looking for help, Short followed her. She subsequently was escorted by workers to a security office, where a store manager called police (who, upon arrival, arrested Short).
When confronted by troopers, Short initially claimed to have “sneezed into his hands, then shook his hands off,†adding that some of his mucus may have “flung on to her.†However, Short’s story fluctuated to include the claim that he actually spit in his hand and threw it at the woman. Short also admitted that he thought the woman was “hot†and had “pretended to ‘slap her ass.’â€
In response to further questioning, Short--who was hyperventilating--reportedly copped to some severe creepiness, saying that he was a “loner†who “basically gets a thrill out of such an act.â€
Short is facing offensive touching with bodily fluid; harassment; disorderly conduct; and lewdness counts. The lewdness charge alleges that Short “did take a substance into his hand, believed to be his own semen, and did place this substance upon the body of [the victim] because he was sexually attracted to her.â€
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/walmart-semen-attack-678954
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What's the world coming to.
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What's the world coming cumming to.
FIFY
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FIFY
It didn't need it be fixed, dumbass. It's called a play on words.
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Delaware is a peninsula, so I guess the thread title is still accurate.
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Delaware is a peninsula, so I guess the thread title is still accurate.
My keyboard lives in its own little world. It's a world where "A's" are unnecessary.
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I'll bet that wasn't the first time she had semen on the back of her leg.
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Best comment on story?
Chick says this practice is known as "seagulling."
What's worse is that she's apparently correct.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=seagulling
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Best comment on story?
Chick says this practice is known as "seagulling."
What's worse is that she's apparently correct.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=seagulling
Damn...now I'm picturing this guy walking around saying "Mine! Mine! Mine!" until he shoots off on some poor unsuspecting hottie's leg.
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Damn...now I'm picturing this guy walking around saying "Mine! Mine! Mine!" until he shoots off on some poor unsuspecting hottie's leg.
I'm just picturing his dick. And masturbating furiously.
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This is all fun and games until somebody does this to one of our daughters. One of our wives. Or VV.
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This is all fun and games until somebody does this to one of our daughters. One of our wives. Or VV.
Is your wife or daughter hot?
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Is your wife or daughter hot?
I already do this to my wife. I just don't want anyone else, at least in Wal Mart, doing it to her.
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I already do this to my wife. I just don't want anyone else, at least in Wal Mart, doing it to her.
What about Target? It's a little more upscale.
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What about Target? It's a little more upscale.
Yes. That would be fine with me.
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The other night my wife told me to make love to her like in the movies.
So I stuck it in her ass and came all over her face. She got really pissed off.
I guess we don't watch the same movies!
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Herb, we were never even in aisle 3!
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Herb, we were never even in aisle 3!
if you call and I'm not home I'll be at the gym or the gun club
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if you call and I'm not home I'll be at the gym or the gun club
You want a beer?
It's 7 o'clock in the morning.
Scotch?
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220, 221...whatever it takes
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What about Target? It's a little more upscale.
Speaking of Target, what is it about this store that attracts the hottest girls in town?
It's just Wal-Mart with some squiggly neon red lights. Reminds me of a bowling alley.
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220, 221...whatever it takes
.38 .....39 whatever it took.
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Speaking of Target, what is it about this store that attracts the hottest girls in town?
It's just Wal-Mart with some squiggly neon red lights. Reminds me of a bowling alley.
It's the Wall Marks without the 350lb cart riding mamas and the meth heads.
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It's the Wall Marks without the 350lb cart riding mamas and the meth heads.
Yeah, although the gals at Target are a little boney, there are still some that are doable.
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Yeah, although the gals at Target are a little boney, there are still some that are doable.
Yup yup
(http://peopleoftarget.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/wpid-2010-02-27-21-10-09.jpg?w=490)
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Speaking of Target, what is it about this store that attracts the hottest girls in town?
It's just Wal-Mart with some squiggly neon red lights. Reminds me of a bowling alley.
Target where I live hires almost exclusively tattooed and face-pierced rail-thin lesbians with butch hair cuts and wallet chains.
Occasionally you'll see an African queen or a plump teen behind the register, but they rarely last. The rest of the staff is all Beiber-lesbo.
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Target where I live hires almost exclusively tattooed and face-pierced rail-thin lesbians with butch hair cuts and wallet chains.
Occasionally you'll see an African queen or a plump teen behind the register, but they rarely last. The rest of the staff is all Beiber-lesbo.
Emo. That describes the staff at our local Target to a tee also.
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I don't even pay attention to the staff at our local Tarjay. But the comment about the hot wimmenz frequenting the store is spot on.
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I don't even pay attention to the staff at our local Tarjay. But the comment about the hot wimmenz frequenting the store is spot on.
For some reason Lowes works that way here. Never a bevy, but I can count on there being at least one worth following absently around for a few aisles whenever I go.
That and hobby lobby.
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For some reason Lowes works that way here. Never a bevy, but I can count on there being at least one worth following absently around for a few aisles whenever I go.
That and hobby lobby.
The hobby lobby is prime stalking territory.
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For some reason Lowes works that way here. Never a bevy, but I can count on there being at least one worth following absently around for a few aisles whenever I go.
That and hobby lobby.
Now you have a new move to add to your repertoire.
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The hobby lobby is prime stalking territory.
So you've surreptitiously trailed victims young women who brazenly show off their junk and then become irritated when you have the audacity to look at what they've put out there for the world to see in an attempt to snap a cell phone pic of that as well?
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So you've surreptitiously trailed victims young women who brazenly show off their junk and then become irritated when you have the audacity to look at what they've put out there for the world to see in an attempt to snap a cell phone pic of that as well?
Yes.....and?
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I've found that the halfway house is a pretty fertile spot for me. They seem do be pretty vulnerable. And desprrate. That's my lucky combo, assuming they are drunk or high.
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Yup yup
(http://peopleoftarget.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/wpid-2010-02-27-21-10-09.jpg?w=490)
That bitch on the scooter is fucking hot.